>tfw have a micro penis not even a trap will ever love me

>>34223026
Why not become a trap yourself? I'd take you in, anon.

>>34223096
Because I'm 5'10, whole scalp is thinning, wide shoulders, big hands, size 14 fucking Kingdom Hearts size shoes, grow really thick facial hair really fast, have bushy fucking Commander Amarao from FLCL eyebrows and have never had any desire to be a trap/have never felt any feminine thoughts.

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kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me me kill

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Just cum on anime figures.

>>34223174
Live stream ur suicide?

>>34223026
>micropenis
How small?

Its sad isn't it? Knowing you will never be that guy with the big impressive dick that makes bottoms drool. We're already considering traps as an option, so real woman are naturally out of our league and out of the question, but at least girls can look past physical shortcomings if you have your shit together, but a traps only care about big dicks and other traps.

>>34223601
Im black and its 3 inches erect

>>34223601
barely 4 inches long and very thin, not sure circumference.

>>34223739

lol same. bbc was really a meme huh

>>34223752
I'm OP

oregano oregano

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>>34223777
>>34223752

Seems enough to have sex, anon. You even got dem luckiest trips luck.

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>>34223834
it's been almost three years since i've had sex i keep getting rejected for it

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god i am so. lonely

will never know the feeling of my own beautiful blushing bride

>>34224435
At least you've had sex I guess? I'm 25 and haven't and I probably never will at this rate.

>>34223550
this is so sad
rip your lives

Does anyone have any more pics of figs that they came all over?
I need them for reasons.

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>>34223174
have you ever considered full DGAF mode?

this guy had a microdick and humiliated himself and others on stage and had hot young women who would die for him.

looks and stats matter to the extent that they help you find confidence and self actualization. an attractive chad who became ugly and lost his dick in an accident would become a shut in robot for life because he wouldn't be able to cope with his new status. you, on the other hand, can only become cooler and more desirable. you're starting from zero. you have power and chaos in you even if you have nothing else going for you. you need courage

>>34224947
>>34224435
>>34223550
>>34223518
>>34223026
>prize figures
>pochaco

and nothing of value was lost

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>>34223026

Who here /needledick/?

>Mfw nearly 8 inches in length, but no girth

Completely worthless

>>34223550
wtf is wrong with your cum? I don't it's supposed to be that color.

>>34223752
you know, the average size of an erect penis in the United States is 5 inches.

>>34224435
>having sex

get over it normie, your life sounds awesome.

>>34228763
>3 years since last time, all my sex has been from Craigslist

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>buy figurine
>create sick fantasy that it's a stacy bitch trapped inside it
>cum on her every day while she internally begs you to stop and release her

>tfw want to get into hotgluing but too poor to buyfag

ALL I WANNA DO IS CUM ON PLASTIC ANIME GIRLS