Gorilla vs bear discusssion

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Ruskies can fight though but the agressinvess of the nigger may be enough to give him an edge

>>34222749
Gorillas also have thumbs. Kind of a huge advantage.

Grizzly

It's a beast

>>34222749
Gee, an animal fight club would be so awesome

>Thanks for nothing PETA

>>34222749
Unless that Gorilla has some King Kong tier martial arts training, it's not going to be able to stop a bear from ripping open its throat.

That's assuming they fight to the death, because in reality bears are pussies that will run away from anything that puts up a fight. Look at hikers scaring them off with a snout punch. Maybe if the Gorilla kidnapped the bear's cubs it would have a better motivation to fight. I'm not sure about the gorilla though. Maybe the bear's a poacher or something?

I've heard they estimated a gorilla could probably bench press 10,000 pounds. Gorilla might be able to rip bears legs off however the bear has claws and might be able to fuck of the gorillas arms or eyes with a good swipe.

Fight would be decided within first few attacks rest being theatrics. Only advantage bear might have is a gorilla doesn't have fine motor skills and probably would do shit at intercepting attacks. Bear doesn't either but he only needs to worry about strikes rather than counters.

Kek I didn't know gorillas were such manlets

>strength measured in lbs
is that how much they bench?

What if the bear and the gorilla team up?

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>>34223062
>Unless that Gorilla has some King Kong tier martial arts training

I'll let you know he's trained in Gorilla Warfare.

>>34223155
Wasn't the harambe kid a nig?

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>>34223087
>the bear has claws
This and the difference in size, reach and weight are the deciding factors. How's the gorilla supposed to injure the bear at all, bite him? The bear's gonna turn the ape into ribbons long before he can get close enough for anything. "Strength" alone is gonna do fuck all, ask /asp/ how bodybuilders fare in streetfights against taller, heavier and armed opponents, even if they're technically less "strong".

>>34223154
Banjo-Donkie

>>34222749
>thinly veiled manlet thread

>>34222749
Are you fucking retarded? The bear is twice as large, you god damn fucking idiot.

>5'11
>500lbs

>an average American is bigger than a gorilla

>>34223483
That doesn't mean much. There have been fights between humans where one of them was over twice heavier and still lost.

>>34223155
This is my autism speaking but it's spelled "guerrilla"

>>34222749
Bears. Say anything otherwise and you're WRONG.

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If you were an animal in an animal fighting game, what would you be playing as? I'd pick the Man O' War: No one can escape my range game, or get close enough to hurt me.

>>34223595
Obligatory you must be new here

>>34223595
hello and welcome to 4chin!

During the 49er era wealthy miners use to place bets on who would win and the bear always killed the gorilla

Bears are the best. Take it from your friendly bear poster.

>>34223317
yeah thats why theres 3

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>>34222749
bears are hotter <33333

omgomgomgomg 10 ft?!?! ahhh *hugs bear* >w<!!!!!! *wraps arms around his center tightly* hehe3

>>34223062
>literally punching a bear
Not saying I wouldn't do it in desperation if a bear wasn't mauling me to death, but I imagine that would just piss of the bear and make it go crazy.

>>34223734
If I ever have a daughter I'm give her so many bears and have her watch Winnie the Pooh bear everyday.

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Gorillas are pretty docile. Movies have portrayed them as nigger body builders on steroids that have a white and Asian man's I.Q. when it comes to grasping martial arts.

Gorillas are actually big pussies, Chimps are alot more violent and dangerous than Gorillas, though of course a Gorilla has more physical potential.

So basically you'd be throwing a retarded docile giant, against an even bigger predator. The bear has experience killing huge animals way bigger than a gorilla like Moose. Not to mention experienced fighting other big ass bears.

Funnily enough, due to the bear being a hunter as well as a scavenger, he has more martial training than the Gorilla. He's a trained killer, it's in his blood and further reinforced as he survives in a harsh wilderness by killing. Something a Gorilla doesn't do.

Just due to the nature of these beasts, the outcome should be pretty evident.

>>34223154
>What if the bear and the gorilla team up?

May God help us all

>>34222749
Wildlife biologist here, Gorilla wins in the vast majority of cases due to superior strengh and agility. Gorillas are much faster than you would expect and could easily outrun the bear if things go wrong. If the Gorilla was smart enough to use strategy it would try to attack from the side or backside and avoid the mouth and front claws, with the Gorillas superior agility this should be easy. I also favor the Gorillas ability to get out of a tight grip and to hold on to a grip. Believe me if you wanted to face a Gorilla or a Bear in a 1v1 fight you should pick the bear, Gorillas are one of natures most efficient fighters.

>>34223772
YAAAAAY:DDDDD!!!!:DDDDD!!!!!
i always told my friends bear are te best and some people were like NO they'll kill you they're mean and they actually attack humans are you dumb?

and i was like no.. they don't. why dont you think winnie the pooh and teddy bearsa nd every movie ever you're stupid.

anyway i'm still.. i already know deep inside that bears are the kindest, most warm hearted warm wonderous beings ever. i just want to hug them :) no, they will not 'maul me to death' you idiots! they're cuddly and osft and will be me and we hold hands happy yay

happily ever after

>>34222801
when you get punched so hard in the back of the head your face flies forward

>>34222749
If these two were to come across each other they would look at each other for about a second then go about their day. Wild animals dont fight, fighting gets them injured and getting injured gets them killed by things like infection or being unable to eat.

I guess if you starved them but then it would be imba towards whoever is better at not eating for a while and can preserve their strength (Bear).

>>34223338
You and most others in this thread are not taking into account the superior movement and agility of the Gorilla, the Gorillas insane strengh which many people underestimate give it the advantage. I haven't even mentioned the intelligence factor and the Gorillas natural fighting ability. Gorilla wrecks the bear end of story.

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>>34223908
Are you ok anon? You don't hit your head or anything?

>>34223566

It does when it's two stupid animals, and the bigger one happens to know more about killing

christmas time means laughter
toboggans in the snow

wait was curoius george the monkey or a mini teddy? oh yes monkey ewwww D: :(

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>>34223633
I'd play as a mare, I'd get out of the fight by fucking whoever was organizing it and then spend the rest of my life being bred by race winning Chad horses.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwWL5xCzhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf0W6fLAUUc

>>34223826
Unironically the best answer. I'm convinced.

>>34222749
Gorillas are not smarter than bears dude. Bears are just as smart if not smarter.

>>34223970

You're not taking into account bears can run faster than any gorilla, up to speeds of 35 miles per hour.

You're also not taking into account gorillas don't fight. They're not martial artists nor efficient fighters because they're stupid pacifist animals. They do a little shoving and barely any biting when posturing for alpha status between each other.

On the other hand Bears are hunters and thus trained to kill. They're genetically born with knowing how to hunt and further reinforced in their ways due to their lifestyles since birth.

Ones a predator with claws, teeth, knowledge and multiple experiences on how to use them. The other is a non-violent herbivore with only fangs for weapons, of which it has no training using.

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Okay so we've got the answer to this, but here's the more important question:

>>34224148
I mean, that's a lot of suns

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>>34224148
r u dum
?
the lions could just wait until night time stupid lol -_-

>>34224148

One trillion lions would fit in a large city if spaced accordingly.

Hundreds of earth's can fit in a sun.

Sun wins hands down. But to add to the question. How many lions would it take to put out the sun?

>>34224148
Lions, they have numbers on there side.

>>34222749
/bears/ for life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDinIBETiI

>Apex predator vs. a sociable vegetarian half it's size
Grizzly will tear a gorilla to shreds, not even debatable

https://youtu.be/sVAP5qWnBek

>>34222749
>5'11

Lmao I'd knock that konglet the fuck out

When will they learn?

i want a bearhug

>>34223595
rather than make fun of your newness, I'm just letting you know that there is a popular copy-paste rant in which the guy mentions he is trained in "gorilla warfare", its kind of a meme

>>34224838
I would hug ya but I'm sure you would be scared if a big hairy black guy would hug ya.

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>>34223595
Newfag detected
Call the cyberpolice

>>34225181
He dun goofed and it will never be the same.

>>34224239
To put out the sun?
if anything they would just add to the fuel the sun is able to burn, it's not like they're gonna smother the sun or anything.

> 5 foot 11

AHAHAHAHAHA MANLET

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>>34223155
why not both quenes no dos

>>34223633
I found one of these on a beach when I was 7. I was about to pick it up because I thought it was a balloon and the lifeguard stopped me. Apparently due to my medical conditions it would've killed me in a few minutes

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>>34224396
What the fuck was that

Please dont mute me for unoriginal comments

It amazes me that this is a conundrum for some people. A grizzly bear is twice the weight of a gorilla. How in the world is a gorilla "four times as strong?" That's bologna. Imagine a 5'6", 120 pound man fighting a 6'4", 240 pound man. That's the class of matchup we have here. No contest whatsoever.

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>>34222923
this made me kekle pretty hard

>>34222749
I don't think the bear would be able to pin it down and if it did a few blows from a gorilla would fuck it up. Look at how strong it is.
Bear weight
>900lbs
>Hurr durr it's bigger
Bear strength
>1102
Gorilla strength
>4409lbs
>Jesus fucking christ
There's such a big difference in power and not to mention the gorilla has more maneuverability and can grasp the bear.

>>34223497
fucking kek

sincerely, an American

The bear would fucking annihilate the gorilla extremely easily

fuck off gorillaboos

It's already been made. Gorilla wins.

https://youtu.be/sVAP5qWnBek

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The real question here though, is which would you rather own as a mount? Bear would be more comfortable, durable, and last better on long voyages, but the gorilla can climb up walls and use its hands to open jars and answer your phone and things.

>>34222749
My money is on the bear. Gorillas are pretty fast and strong as fuck but they don't have much advantage on something designed by nature to rip apart large animals.

Fun fact: gorillas get the majority of their nutrients from plants, with the exception of ants for protien

>>34223338
>gorilla takes grizzly's back
>it's over

Tactics.

>>34223970
9/10 times an amateur MMA fighter is going to lose to some thug with a two knives.

>>34223155
have the train hit the gorilla, and take the kids out myself. that way im directly responsible for all of the murders.

Gorilla hit bear with a devastating uppercut to the body, bear loses breath and gorilla throws a straight right left hook combo to KOTF out of bear

>You will never be as strong as a gorilla

>>34223155
>teach a gorilla martial arts

That's the best thing I ever heard of.

>>34229727
>to open jars and answer your phone and things.
Kek

>>34222749
>twice as tall
>twice as heavy
>twice as strong
Unless the gorilla can invent a fucking gun, he is fucked

why don't we have an animal fight club?
>country with no peta fags
>import all kinds of animals
>make them aggresive
>fight 1v1 to the death
>record 4k
>animalfightclub.com
>adsense
>profit?

>>34223895
>Gorilla wins in the vast majority of cases due to superior strengh and agility
"The vast majority of cases"? As if gorillas and bears live in the same ecosystems and regularly brawl?

>>34223633
you'd most likely just wash up on a beach

>>34223595
You have to go back

Orange

OP should be asking /an/ this

>>34223633
Assuming humans aren't allowed, sea turtle I guess
>eat jelly fish all day
>protective shell
>live really long time
just to fuck with you

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>>34222749

>5'11

Bear wins easy.

Gorilla would know psi is a pressure unit, not a force.

>>34223754
Nah a good shot square in the nose will spook it. Sends it into sensory overload or some shit

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>>34229727
top kek to you dear

>bears
>'natural hunters'
>can't even defeat cougars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw

>>34222749
Gorilla easy just climb a tree and fling shit at the bear

>>34229727
an originally underrated post

>>34222749
Bear wins easily; one slap, and the bear starts eating the gorilla

>>34231833
crown me baby and i will pass you a slice of cake

>>34231833
>>34231909
fagz

>>34232005
jelly boy lol have some cake

>>34222841
how?

ive got 5:1 on the grizzly winning

>>34232193
a gorilla could choke a bear in a headlock

I could see it going either way. The bear obviously has a lot of advantages but I feel if the gorilla went apeshit and utilized its full power it could fuck the bear up.

People really underestimate the strength of gorillas.

>>34231092
When will they learn?

Oregano Sauce

>>34232375
>People really underestimate the strength of gorillas.
those people are dumb though. they're mentally stunted and their opinion is shit

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>movies with giant gorillas fucking shit up and scaling giant buildings while swatting down airplanes : 1
>movies with giant bears fucking shit up and scaling giant buildings while swatting down airplanes : 0

clear winner here

I saw a video where a gorilla karate chops a leopard literally into two pieces. The bear is obviously super dangerous, but I think if the gorilla ever manages to grab a hold of the bear at any part it's fight over.

It's not a matter of like, the gorilla hits the bear and hurts it. It's like, if the gorilla grabs ahold of one of the bear's legs or paws, it will rip the entire limb off outright. Or like if it grabs the bear's head, it can just pull or twist and break the neck.

>>34223826
lmao, all bears do is lazily walk around and eat berries, fish and insects. You can scare a bear away just by opening your jacket and shouting at it, unless it has its cubs nearby. Then you're fucked.

Bears are in no way experienced killing machines. They look intimidating but rarely kill anything. I'd be much happier to face a bear in wilderness than face a gorilla. Of course it's mainly because I'm from Finland and have previous experience with bears whereas I have nothing for gorillas.

I find it fascinating that gorillas are so absurdly strong with canines like that and bite force more powerful than a grizzly's, yet they're just docile vegetarian pussies. I get its for fighting other gorillas but still.

>>34222749
Holy Christ.

I wouldn't want to piss either of these fucking beasts off.

I would have to give it to the Bear though. It's fucking twice the size of a Gorilla and doesn't sit around like a nigger and eat twigs all day.

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>>34223595
leave newfag
before its too late

Leave here and never come back. You won't regret it.

>>34233151
Plus I hate that fucking Harambe meme.

So Bear > Gorilla.

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What is the point of Bears though. All they do is eat all year and sleep all winter. And SOMETIMES they'll mate. They are the laziest creatures next to sloths. So lazy that if they see you coming they just leave.
Now Gorillas are trained by humans to use tools. And even then it's hard to get them out of the wild to mess with them. Gorillas will mess you up for getting 10 feet in their range, baby or not. Gorillas do not give a F*CK.

>>34223826
>Not to mention experienced fighting other big ass bears.
true. This is the best argument.
It's also assuming that the gorilla can harness this Arnold-tier physique to just suplex the grizzly, but all the grizzly has to do is be a fucking grizzly bear tank.

A brown bear will lay waste to a gorilla

The weight class is disgustingly different. Id love to vote gorilla because they are indeed heavy hitters but brown bears rape.

>>34233842
play it boy we going for the penant

Bear has weight and momentum. One swipe and harambe is done.

Bears are grappling Kangz. we literally learned how to grapple from bears.

>>34223595
Bait
All the way from Oregon

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bears btfo

/thread

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>>34234246
fukken saved. have an original on me bro.

>>34232560
That was CGI dum dum. Thanks for a hearty laugh though.

>>34223155
I sacrifice the gorilla. Those 3 kids will be missed by many, and will live (probably) good lives. The gorilla would have just lived and died like all other gorillas, completely forgotten.
By killing the gorilla, you make a legend out of him. Think of what would have happened to Harambe had he survived, he wouldn't have been a legend.

>>34234246
they are equal if u can do math you faggot

>>34222801
Don't compare apes to niggers.

>>34222749
For those who never fought to death
It relies on cheer mass

>>34231665
>tfw beta as fuck grizzly bear

>>34223062
>the Gorilla kidnapped the bear's cubs it would have a better motivation to figh
I am willing to pay to see this

>>34234246
I'd draft the bear over the ape any day son

>>34223062
The bears that run when punched are usually black bears. If you encounter a grizzly, there is not much you can do about it besides play dead and hope it's not hungry

>>34229379
You sound like such a redditor holy shit.

>tfw gladiator fights will never be a thing again
>one on one fights
>leagues and team battles
>man vs animal and animal vs animal

i would pay a lot of money for a subscription to watch it

How do gorrilas even fight? Like, do they grapple? Are they capable of throwing a punch?
I think I've only seen them charge into shit.

>>34222923
An animal fighting vidya now ....

Call it beasts: uncaged or something.

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>>34223633
I`d go for a Giganotosaurus. I insta-win every single fight against inferior mammals And dinosaurs. And every single predator to have ever lived

>>34222749
Grizzlies are as predatory to people as polar bears. Black bears run away, grizzlies eat people and are highly aggressive. What I know about gorillas is they are herbivores but very territorial. With the large claws on the grizzly he wins for sure. They dont fight like king Kong.

>>34223895
I`m genuinely curious but what predators do gorillas realistically confront and fight with? How do you know they`re so good at killing stuff? How do they do it?

>>34222749
Bears get tired faster because they weigh so much.

With that said, it because they're so intelligent and actually understand the cost:benefit ratio of an optional fight, it doesn't take much to scare a gorilla off. They are smart and won't fight for no reason if they think they can escape. Bears are also super shy animals that will rarely fight with nonbear animals.

Anyway, here's a video of a stone cold motherfucker not backing down from a gorilla. You can see the gorilla doesn't want to fight, it just wants to scare him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umokxn3Vc38

>Strength

What does that even mean?

>>34230313
this

I mean how is the bear even going to kill the gorilla?

bite it? as long as the bear doesn't bit the gorilla directly on the throat the gorilla should be able to just punch the bears head hard enough to knock it out or at least off the gorilla

and i doubt the gorilla would be unable to prevent a bit to it's neck, if anything it wouldput its arm in the way and the bear would grab that and then the gorilla would slap the sh*t out of the bear and then grab the bear by the head and bite onto it's throat

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>>34238620
>I mean how is the bear even going to kill the gorilla?

It's going to overpower it because it is twice the weight.

>Punch
>Slap

The bear has 10 gigantic claws

>I doubt the gorilla would be unable to prevent a bit to it's neck
That's exactly what would happen

>grab the bear by the head and bite onto it's throat
The gorilla is not large or strong enough to force an angry bear's head upwards (while likely being bitten / slashed by a big bear on top of it), and their jaws are not made to bite throats. On the other hand, bears and canines (predators) have jaws that are made to do exactly that.

Look at all these Dwight schrutes. Tall dont know shit boutbears or gorillas.

>>34223062
That's only when they have somewhere to run to retard. Accidentally run into a bear in an open plain or by it's cub and it'll fight to the death and visciously

>>34223895
Out of curiosity, what was your actual degree / area of research?

Magically put a human brain in each one and the Gorilla-human would win.

But if we're talking about just dropping two wild animals in a cage, then I think the bear would win. Especially since bears are either running or going straight beserker

>>34223895
>Wildlife biologist here
Fucking kek

some robots are so dumb.

even if the grizz and gorilla were magically the same weight, the grizz would win because it has claws, a long muzzle with teeth designed for flesh, and has the temperament of a true predator. gorillas are badass in their own right, but not compared to a grizzly bear.

An average Gorilla will lose to the average bear simply because the bear is better equipped to take down large opponents (Claws, fangs)

Now though Gorillas are pretty smart and have opposable thumbs so if we taught it some Jackie Chan shit, gave it a huge fucking club or sledgehammer to offset the bears natural range/weapon advantage then the gorilla could go all apeshit and bash the bear to death.

I think it would be close but the grizzly has a better chance of winning. The gorilla would have to get really fun king close to bite, it could only punch or try to rip limbs off. The bear could overpower with its weight and tear it apart with its teeth at cqc and it punches/swipes would be deadlier.

>>34222749
Watch this and tell me a gorilla even has a CHANCE against a grizzly bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VeCTtPazOU

>>34230947

most turtles die in infancy

>>34225446

yeah anything that touches the sun becomes fuel for the sun

gravity is a harsh mistress

>>34233038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_BtBTHBJGs

Have a dose of reality kid.

>>34233038
more dose of reality for your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz9fn24A49Y

>>34222749
Gorilla gets shat on. Bear is much bigger, much stronger (no matter what that retarded image says), much tougher and much more angy.

>>34235531
You can fucking shoot the hell out of it.

>>34239741
Most animals in general die in infancy
Which is why they produce so many at a time

>>34224057
why is mare pussy so tempting?

>>34223633
>>34236720
Good choices, but the real best choice is to play as a deadly pathogen like the Ezura virus. That's assuming I'm allowed to play as multiple pathogens though, playing as a singular virus or bacteria would not really work.

Otherwise this guy has the right idea >>34236720

>>34240083
lmao at all the "one slash with claw and bear wins" fags itt. The bear struggling to kill the deer in the video with its fuking jaws on the neck. The gorilla will just present a body part for the bear to chew for a while then gouge the bears eyes out with a free hand.

>>34223155

The kids, if they train comes towards the gorilla it'll just murder everyone inside

how many people are in the train? this is the real question

>>34222749

That strength numbers look made up no way a silver back is 4x stronger

>>34240856
>giving up your chance at free adds to your high score

>>34223111
U shuld see its dik... bout 3 inches

>>34223338
One punch from the gorilla could shatter the bears skull. Also the gorilla has so much muscle it would be mostly flesh wounds if the bear went right for his throat he crush his skull right there. Plus gorilla is much smarter.

>>34241328
>Gorilla crushing a bears skull
Wew lad.
You do realize gorillas can't crush a bears skull.

bears are thicc tho

>>34241408
FYI There is a proven history about a man that single handed punch a bear in the skull and kills it.

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An interesting bear related incident.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

>>34224148
I'd force feed the lion heavy metals like lead and zinc, then when they attack the sun and get absorbed it'll constitute towards its death by lapse of fusion. Gotta play the long game.

>>34241465
source on that please. Btw if a gorilla where to get close to a bear what do you think the bear would do?

>>34222749
The bear is way more bigger and stronger.
I seriously doubt the gorilla could win just because he's smarter.

Also, bears are so fucking cool.

>>34241622
Gorillas are far stronger, tard. Muscle density.

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>>34241622
dubs of truth, may this comment be praised.

>>34234246
By that logic some punk-ass deathtouch spider or snake can kill em both.

>>34241632
bear has claws tho

>gorilla bites bear super hard
>mostly just punctures a bunch of fat
>bear bites gorilla
>slices into a bunch of lean tissue and causes tons of bleeding

it wouldn't even be close

>>34223155
The kids are gonna taste train car. I feel bad for animals when they get killed by accident. But humans, especially children, are garbage.

>>34241465
if you are talking about that canadian old man he didnt kill it
the bear just ran away
google tom wanyandie

>>34223633
bobbit worm
>paralyzes anyone who touches it
>bites fish in half
>burrows through stone
>can pounce with incredible speed
>if you cut it in half you're now facing two bobbit worms

why are marine animals so much more superior and interesting than boring mammals?