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Hey guys. At the tender age of 25 I... just lost my virginity

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Hey guys. At the tender age of 25 I... just lost my virginity to crystal-sempai.

She raped me thouroughly with those rubbery spikes on her inside, I only lasted ten seconds. No human girl could ever compare.
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>>34222557
Holy crap that cross section. It reminds me of something else.
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>>34222573
What the fuck is a magnetic stabilizing ring?
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>>34222634
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_hilt
According to the star wars wiki, it's a lightsaber component intended to make sure that the lightsaber blade doesn't burn through the hilt. Don't ask me how.
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>>34222684
Sweet, I've always wanted a lightsaber.

Thanks for the diagram.
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>>34222573
Sooo, does that mean crystal fleshlights can be used to power the death star? Are they the real Kyber crystals?
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>>34222820
TFW when you find out that rule 34 of the death star exists.
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Wait til you try the Obsession.
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I can't decide whether this thread is the very definition of pathetic, or the very definition of hilarious.
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