>tfw have nothing but rotten egg farts I can understand why

you're a virgin because of your repulsive personality.

>>34221733
Eat healthier anon. I used to have rancid fucking farts, but then I started eating mostly vegetarian and now I don't have to evacuate the room.

Willing to pay a femaIe $10,000 to make me into her fart slave

>>34221932
I am a female (male). Where do you live?

>>34221985
Biological female for christ sakes.

>>34222013
Pretty sexist, my man.

>>34222092
Fine I'll give you a shot add my skype cocoxchase

And thus another problem was solved on /r9k/

Are you sure you weren't raped at some point? Virgin farts don't have a smell.