What's the edgiest thing you've ever done?

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>cute cashier tells me to have a good day

>i don't

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>Buying Yugioh packs at local Vidya with pals
>Smoking hot cashier
>Asks me how many packs I want
>"How many you got" and winks
>Mfw gets wink back

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>>34220984

>graduate valedictorian and get home from first semester at university
>drunk and absolute mess from shit tier single mother upbringing (mommy wanted me to get a job at 16 and kicked me out the house a few times)
>brother tells me he's dropping out of HS
>psssh, this won't roll with me
>shout at him that he's a fucking embarrassment and I can't see how I'm related to him
>brother clearly upset
>mommy comes out and tells me to stop
>shout at her "the reason he's such a fucking retarded failure is because of you you dumb bitch, jesus christ abortions should be fucking compulsory for single mother whores"
>mommy goes into her room crying
>brother goes back to his room and continus to waste his life
>pssssh, shouldn't of made it personnel kiddos

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I once gave a presentation about race and iq in biology. Less than 15 seconds in the teacher told me to sit down. I refused and kept going. She started yelling. I just kept going, projecting louder and louder so I could be heard over her increasing volume. I got through less than 2 minutes before the teacher finally got a bigger, 6'7 kid to take me out to the hall.

>mfw he told me he agreed with me but that I shouldn't say that stuff in public "for your own sake"

>be on a cross-country roadtrip to kansas
>wife's brother asks if I have to pee
>I do but say no
>end up pissing in the car

>>34221730
>wife's brother

What's with all the cucks here?

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>>34220984
>Kid dies of cancer
>Rip nigga
>Everyone doing the ceremonial pretending to be sad for attention
>Disgusted by people deriving attention from it
>People ask if I care
>Answer honestly
>I didn't know the fuckin kid
>Everyone mortified as I called the lot of them tools because they have to look at their own shitty behavior
>Cause controversy in whole school because of it
>People accuse each other for "faking being sad" also for attention
>Now we just have moralfags and crybabies pretending they care
>Next day
>Like nothing fucking happened

Pissed in a stranger's coffee and watched him drink it

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>>34220984
>7th grade class
>morning of 9/11
>teachers gets the IDS HABBEDING call and turns on the TV
>it shows a slow-motion shot of the plane slamming into the tower
>the room is completely silent
>as it explodes out the other side, I loudly whisper, "AWESOME"

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>>34220984

Post on goybook a great wall-o-text of edge regarding a trend in Germany (muslim attacks)

Basically went full /pol/ and nearly subtly used the 14 words.

>mfw blocked by over 10 people
>mfw all the brownies triggered
>mfw all the self-hating whites triggered
>mfw more respect from my non cucked white friends IRL
>mfw white blonde girls agreed with me lowkey by telling me in a PM or real life.

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>>34222016
I will never understand how we got to the point where criticizing Muslims is edgy. It should actually be the safest, most uniting criticism.

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>>34222002
I did something similar

>in science class talking about the challenger explosion
>yada yada great tragedy and all that
>teach starts the video
>get a little fidgety as the rocket climbs
>it burst into a fit of uncontrolable laughter when it explodes
>everybody obviously uncomfortable, teacher complains and asks me to leave

>>34220984
I wrote
>Wolf in sheep's clothing
On a plain shirt and wore it to school everyday along with my fingerless gloves and fedora

I was a pretty cool cat 2bh

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Wrote the word "poop" on the wall of the church bathroom with my own shit when I was 11.

I'm catholic btw

>>34222415
>catholic

that makes a lot of sense actually. why haven't you become an orthodox master race yet?

>>34222459
I gave up on everything. I haven't been to church since I got my confirmation in the Catholic Church 11 years ago

make a girl extremely jealous for shits and giggles
inside a visual novel

>>34220984
slammed a desk into the back of a grill sitting in her chair the wrong way and said oops

also pissed all over the seats of numerous bathrooms

someone needs to put my autistic ass down

>>34220984
>wore all black clothes
>had shoulder length hair dirty blond hair
>always had a sour look on my face
colors were for kids m8, only black and grey for me

>>34222697
I usually just piss all over the toilet paper in all the stalls. I got caught doing it in kmart once and was banned from the store

In 3rd grade I stuck my leg out and tripped a kid in the cafeteria for no reason whatsoever.

He got up, looked confused, and kept walking.

I still feel a little bad sometimes.

>>34220984
I listen to BFMV semi reguarly. I'm not even edgy I just think they had a few good songs.

I've held a human heart in my hands.

I have also cut a human brain on a platter.

>>34221713
Nice fanfic, it's the classic standing up to a person in authority daydream combined with polshit. Did you have an abusive teacher perhaps?

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>fell for the cutting meme

also just in general really edgy attitude, listened to metal (still do), act like I don't give a shit about anyone, mean to anyone that tries to even come close to me

>>34223253
you can believe what you want but this really happened. it's actually not something I'm proud of as it is super autistic. i may as well have been wearing a guy faux mask.

>abusive teacher
i did have a teacher who called me an asshole in private once but beyond that it was all pretty calm. i probably deserved it tbqh

>>34220984
Either fapped to a beheading of killed a hedgeheg to death to smug fucker

>>34220984
>economics class
>teacher puts us into groups for a project
>she did this random groups shit all year
>stacy and pals pissed about me being assigned to the group
>i have the highest grade in the class by far
>only one who knows wtf i'm doing
>get into group for project
>write some shitty story
>tell myself if they're going to skip presentation day, i'm going to read the story i wrote instead
>all of them skip
>roastietactics.webm
>"anon it's time for you to present for your group"
>didn't like this teacher
>always did shit to her computer
>people in the class thought i was a hacker for knowing how a computer works
>go to front of class
>random fuckers looking at me like they wonder wtf i'm about to do (kinda been a wild ride so far)
>start reading my story
>it's about marketing kfc and watermelon to niggers (used the word niggers multiple times in this story)
>keep going
>nigger with faggoty voice starts bitching during me telling the story
>other niggers are in class as well but they weren't flipping out
>what.jpg
>keep going
>get a B on the assignment

i did some rrrreeealllllyyyyyy autistic shit the year before this

>>34220984
I jerked off to my cousin once
okay it was more than once

>>34222702
I look like this now, pretty cool huh?

>>34223269
I do these too, i dunno why i just cant help it

>>34221260
She would have sucked your dick, Seto

>>34223227
How did you get to experience these?

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I call nigs baskeball americans around my liberal friends

I also made fun of one of my friend's autist brothers who was posting about LGBTQWERTY+ faggots being in danger the night Trump won

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I constantly say edgy shit like life has no meaning and the only reason to live is to annoy and make others angry and say that some people are destined to failure

/r9k/ mindset

Told a girl sitting next to me that I was going to shoot up the school. She knew that I was joking and we both laughed.

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when I was 8 I savagely dismembered a rat with a shovel
>be years ago when I was 8
>staying at my grandfather's house in the country
>its autumn
>fucking around in his cellar, where his workshop is
>making swords and shit out of his scrap metal and wood
>suddenly a big fucking rat appears
>I'm old enough to know that rats are pests and should be dealt with
>grab an implement of destruction, a rather sharp shovel
>chase and corner the rat, give it a good whack with the shovel
>grandfather will be so proud that I dealt with this pest
>rat's stunned, but I decide its just pretending so it can escape when I let my guard down
>with all the limited shovel-wielding skill I have, I slam it into the rat again
>I slip and take off a fucking quarter of rat
>blood starting to reach my senses, I repeat my severing of rat limbs
>I mutilate it until nothing but bits of fur, rat meat and blood are left
>I'm buzzing with pride and what I would later discover was sexual energy
>I was too young to get an erection but that feeling of hearing the bones crunch and the sight of blood consumed me
>summon my grandfather, show him the rat remains, I'm so thrilled to please him
>he's disgusted, visibly so, and shouts at me to leave
>my father slaps me, have to leave our vacation early
>have to see a psychologist for years
>mfw I still euthanize pests every now and then

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>post on the 25+ general
>I'm 23

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>>34224453
Humanity is destined for the Getter Emperor though anon.

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>>34224711
I'm still waiting on the dino uprising part

>>34221260
Isn't that the Bonds Beyond Time movie? Why do the cards look like the actual game rather than the 4Kids dub? The dub changed all the cards.

>>34224081
Seto doesn't fuck girls, he's dragonsexual

> Be me
> 14
> At school
> Playing Dodge Ball.
> Have the ball
> Last player vs Last Player
> Emulate Shadow The Hedgehog voice
> '' It's all Over! ''
> Throw ball and win
> Victory

I am a fucking badass.