Fembot thread

Tfw she's that pretty and isn't even wearing makeup.

How do fembots even compete?

um.... yes.

i could post myself but i dont wanna be rude lol

>>34219981
>those eye bags
>those lips
>the cute freckles
>the slight pimples

Be my waifu forever

>>34219981
Fembots don't exist you silly

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>>34220032
That doesn't even make sense you dumbass.
"Hurr durr I'd post myself but I don't want to be rude"
Posting a pic of yourself is not rude, it's proving to us that you're not a 30 yr old KHV in his mom's basement jacking off to the thought of robots thinking you're a fembot.

>>34220046

This. I would love to impregnate OP's girl.

>>34220032
>doesn't want to take a picture
proof they aren't a girl

>>34219981
>tfw no yandere girl in life

This may actually be a good thing...

>>34219981
Honestly, no. I am not prettier than her.

This is how I actually imagine fembots to look like, only fatter

>>34221376
How pretty are you, anon? Don't be shy.

>>34219981
Yes if I don't open my mouth and wear a glass eye

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>>34219981
>Are you prettier than her?
Unlike her, at least I know how to properly groom my eyebrows.
>>34219999
Nice quads, but she is wearing mascara. Notice the clumping on her lower lashes.

>>34221412
You're one-eyed? Thats pretty cool. What happened to you in life for that to happen?

She is fucking nasty.

>>34221404
I'm not being shy. I'm not very pretty. I think a solid 5/10 or 4/10.

>>34221425
There's nothing wrong with nice full thick eyebrows, anon. Right..?

>>34219981
No I am not.

Originallus

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>>34221425
>grooming your eyebrows

>>34221425
>Unlike her, at least I know how to properly groom my eyebrows.

guarantee you have those whore ayyyybrows

>>34219981
>Pale
>Splotchy skin
>Disgusting soulless eyes
>Open wound for lips
>Receding hairline
>Thinning hair
>Purple bags under """"her"""" eyes

ew

>>34221425
>MUH EYEBROWS
t. asspained smelly roastie

don't you have a dick to be sucking?

>>34221479
t. jealous fat disgusting roastie

>>34221439
Mm, I mean if you say so.. :(

>>34221412

>open my mouth

Explain further. Just bad teeth? Or something else?

>>34221516
I do say so. :)

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>>34221447
I like those.
>>34221468
>2017
>Not wearing eyebrow pencil
>>34221475
>ayyyybrows
The ones that fade at the tips? Gross.
>>34221490
>smelly
Only on weekends.

>>34221430
Ocular melanoma and ameloblastoma.

>>34221439
What do you think it makes your face look ugly? I mean things like big nose, manly jaw, etc.

>>34221526
smelly from cum or booze? or are you an unwashed neet?

>>34221526
>Only on weekends.
pls be my smelly weekend gf

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You're all ugly and no one will love you.

>>34221524
Even average girls deserve to be called cute. Especially if they have a great personality to boot.

>>34221533
Big nose, face is too round, have to constantly pluck facial hair so I don't have a moustache, thin and dry hair.

>>34221493
But I'm a man senpai, just not beta or desperate enough to delude myself into thinking that ghoul in OP is attractive

>>34221528
>Ocular melanoma and ameloblastoma
Dang anon, that's rough. How old were you when you had this condition? Must have been very young.

>>34221602
Is it a big nose or a (((big nose))) because this is very important between a 5/10 and a 0/10.

>>34221602
>Big nose
iktf ;_;

>face is too round
That's not necessarily a bad thing

>have to constantly pluck facial hair so I don't have a moustache
Well at least it's something you can easily fix

>>34221526
You like 'em bushy on guys, anon?

>tfw smell fetish
I did not ask for this.

>>34221634
its a (((big nose)))

Yes


Originalitydesudesudesu

>>34221634
Big nose, not (((big nose))).

>>34221658
A round face isn't a bad thing but combined with the rest of my features it is.

>>34219981

Girls cannot be pretty without makeup. Guys do nothing to their face and are still handsome. This shows that women have to lie and cheat to get any attention.

How does this make you feel fembots? A robot probably looks objectively better than you but he's a kissless virgin simply because he is a male while you have had sex with dozens of men even though you're a fat ugly piece of shit simply because you are a woman.

Her looks are completely adequate. Personality would be the main point of whether or not I would date her.

>>34221710
I'm not a fembot but did you forget all those stats in which females rate only a small part of men as attractive? Also, the girl OP posted is objectively cute without makeup. Makeup is not supposed to be used much by young women

>>34221709
You sound alright, anon!

Your personality is what matters the most desu

>>34219981
Honestly and unironically no. I'm old, my skin is shittier and my dark circles are more intense. Oh and I'm fatter. And my hairline is fucked up and it looks like I'm missing a chunk of hair and if I wore my hair like that, my head would look massive and more ridiculous that it already is. She is young and has her life ahead of her and can change and won't end up working all day and coming home to a couch and a bottle of wine and watching reruns of The Office until she falls asleep. Fuck.

>>34221837
Sounds like some extreme stress on your part, miss desu

About equal tbqffh familiapai.

I don't have the receding hairline or the blotchy skin, but I've got the resting bitch face, dead eyes, eyebags, short fucked up hair because I don't bother anymore, and I'm a lot paler and smaller.

And I don't have a snapchat or any social media so she's already several steps above me.

>>34222005
I'll be your bf with similar dead eyes and resting asshole face

>>34221631
Yeah I was in middle school when I had the surgery. It didn't help my self esteem in high school but I've accepted my deformities since.

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>>34221542
>cum or booze
>neet
What kind of degenerate do you take me for?
>>34221543
>>34221664
>Relationships
Off my board.

>>34222307

Why are you drawing me.

>>34222307
Both, whore.

>>34222075
Does it make you feel better if I said I would date you? It'd be cool to have a one-eyed gf.

>>34221873
Shit that's probably it

>>34222307
>Off my board.

wew lad, no need to be hostile towards me for being lonely.

>>34222360
I wish those were my drawings, since I cannot draw digitally for shit.
>>34222362
kek

>>34221425
>>34221425
i can easily tell by the way you draw that you're fat weab trash

>>34222458
I've dated a robot and had my nudes spread on /b/ before. No thanks, no more robots and especially not /pol/ tards

>>34222605
As I said, not my art, not my fat.

>>34222665
I see. How disappointing. Better luck yet, anon.

>>34222665
Lol why were you such a massive whore though? Tell me it was an internet relation and you gave nudes to a random dude you never met.

>>34221447
It's like painted nails, only girls notice/care about this shit.

>>34222768
You'd be surprised by how many dudes can form an opinion of a girl based on her brows

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>>34220047
this
the only way a woman can possibly have dating problems is by being fat, and that's an easily solveable problem caused by poor lifestyle choices

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>>34220200
ok but if theres 99% why should i be that .1%
im ant i establishment
>>34221171
ya and if you don't post your gov id social security number RIGHT NOW you're a fucking trap and futa shota bitch bye

>>34222798
I could go for some nice full ones. I don't think I like very thin ones or painted on ones.

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having natural full brows means she won't be balding at 80 yrs old

>>34223015
dude, good taste.

Not even close

>she'll never send you a text like that
>she'll never kick the shit out of you for taking too long to respond again
>she'll never grab a fistful of your hair and force you to eat her out after while you're still crying

why live

>>34222708
We were classmates and it was obvious that I'm a fan of xkcd, which led to conversations about /r9k/. He was pretty ecstatic that we both browse this site.

I didn't send him shit. He setup a hidden cam in his shower and bedroom. When we broke up he threatened me with spreading them all over the Internet and sending them to my relatives through fb. I cut him loose and he actually did it. Well revenge porn is illegal here and his parents weren't thrilled about the felony charge so he's gone now.

She's ugly and slightly terrifying. Yes.

>>34222665
>>34223569
I'd like to see a one eyed qt. Any links too your nudes?

>>34223569
> Felony for revenge porn
What the fuck? You ruined someone's life

>>34223584
You're ugly, not her

>>34223569
That doesn't sound like a typical 4channer to me. More like a fucking lunatic.

I'm sorry he ruined everything for you, anon. Not everyone is like that.

>>34223569

Fake story. This never happened.

So are we going to get some pics in here or not? Otherwise everyone's time has been wasted.

>>34223655

He did it to himself desu. Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time.

>>34223569
Yep, sounds like a robot to me