>be me
>have my sister as roommate
>we both an agreement that whenever either one of us is gonna bring somebody to fuck we gonna let each other know so it won't be awkward when one of us walking and her random moans
>all good my sister loves me, we get really along
>one day I'm about to go to work
>sis walking in when I'm leaving
>be safe see you later
>on my way to work I realized I forgot my phone
>turn back quickly before being late 4 work
>rush to open the door, walked in to see my sister getting BLACKED in the middle of the living room
>WHAT THE FUCK SISNON
>WHY DIDNT YOU READ THE MSG I SENT YOU ANON
>I-I came back because I forgot my phone
>stupidly intense awkward situation
>aye wutz crackin hums, Tyrone said
>if you ever tell dad about this I'll move out and never talk to me again
>don't worry I ain't telling him shit
>got a random awkward boner
>gave her a smugPEPE face walking out while saying "enjoy"
Wat do?
originally kill yourself in a original fashion
You should unironically off yourself
Pizza pizza
Kill your sister and Tyrone and then kill yourself.
>>34219242
Tell your dad.
the only way for you to reclaim your honor is to BLEACH tyrone
Ask permission to watch or you'll tell dad
>>34219242
start paying increasing unattractive black men to hit on her.
>>34219387
Only acceptable answer. You need to reclaim your family's honor.
Ask to be her cuck
>>34219479
Fucking hell, I replied to the wrong post. This man speaks the truth.
kill her m8 she brings dishonor to her family.
>>34219242
>enjoy
First, you're a cuck
Second, that's disgusting. Fucking enjoy of all things to say? Like you hooked her up or someshit?
>"enjoy"
kys
>>34219920
The cuck shit is no longer ironic. There are men as pathetic as OP who actually say dumb shit like that