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>33 m
># of girls fucked: 1 (it was a hooker)
># of girls kissed: 2 (including the hooker)
># of girls dated: 0

meanwhile, all my friends are married and I don't ever see them anymore so I'm thinking about seeing what the next world is like
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>>34217072

I'm 34. If it wasn't for a fairly decent job, my savings, and the faint glimmer of hope that things will change within the year, I'd be doing the same, anon. Any chance you can turn things around?
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>>34217072
>21 Male
># of girls fucked 0
># of girls kissed 0
>#of girls dated 0

You seem like an old fat robot. Also why in a million years would you ever kiss a hooker? Absolutely disgusting.
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>>34217149
yeah I know I wasn't thinking at the time, she seemed quite clean but you never know - I never got any mouth diseases so I guess it was a close call
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>22 male
># of girls fucked: 4 (1 was a hooker)
># of girls kissed: 6
># of girls dated: 0
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>>34217136
I dunno, I'm a serious pessimist. I keep focusing on what I can't do instead what I can, I need to stop comparing myself with others and just do my own thing but it's hard for me to work up the strength, basically I'm a huge pussy
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>28 F
># of men fucked: 1
># of girls kissed: 1
># of girls dated: 1

Rate my life
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>>34217149
I missed a hooker and ate her out once. Was I not supposed to?
Mcfucking kill me
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>>34217244
I've also kissed 3 trannies.
One was not, the rest were mentally ill men
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>>34217193
Do attractive hookers without any tattoos actually exit? Or will you only find them in places like las Vegas for 1,000 a night? All the ones I've seen have been hideous.
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>>34217261

>I keep focusing on what I can't do instead what I can

I have that shit too - fear of failure, etc. Sounds like you're at least aware of it. Gotta take small steps to try to get over it

>I need to stop comparing myself with others and just do my own thing
Bingo. It's your life and nobody elses. Live it on your terms.
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>>34217072
>27 m
># of girls fucked: 60-70
># of girls kissed: uh
># of girls dated: I'm on my 6th
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>>34217319
*Hot
Fucking autocorrection
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>>34217326
I guess I lucked out on mine, she looked like a normal college girl without tattoos, she even shared a joint with me before we fucked, it was nice
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>>34217340
Make like a banana and become exctinct in the coming years.
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>>34217072
>21 male
># of girls fucked: 2 (one was an escort)
># of girls kissed: 5 (not including the escort, I didn't kiss her)
># of girls dated: 1
pretty pathetic but not nearly as abysmal as some of the others on here
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>>34217369
How much autismbux for that?
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>>34217072
32, fucked my wife
kissed my wife
dated i guess my wife
we're divorced now
my life is shit
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>>34217422

Why did you two split up?
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>>34217422
you every try to meet someone else?
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>21 trans girl
>females kissed: maybe 10?
>females fucked: 2
>females dated: 1
>males kissed: 1
>males dated: 0
>males fucked: 0
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>>34217409
300, a bargain
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>>34217469
oh wait I've had sex with 3 girls, not 2.
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>>34217469
How's the aids working out for ya?
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>>34217495

I smell bull shit. No one forgets a lay - no matter how bad it is.
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21 male
0 all
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>>34217529
at least you're not 33
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>>34217475
300 for how long?
And was it worth it? Is sex as good as people say it is?
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>>34217469
Send me nudes on Kik pls
I like boipucci
Kik: ayylmaopokey
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>>34217527
no i actually forgot it. i had a one night stand once and it was pretty bad.
>>34217522
i'm clean
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>30m
># of girls fucked: 3
># of girls kissed: 4
># of girls dated: 1
># of males kissed: 8
># of males dated: 4
># of males fucked: 12
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>>34217541
for an hour, it was really weird fucking someone I just met and felt nothing for

inb4 one night stands - I'm old fashioned
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>20 almost 21 m
># of girls fucked: 0
># of girls kissed: 0
># of girls dated: 2
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>>34217422
This guy has it the worst in this thread for sure.
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>>34217624
how did you manage to achieve that? did you date them when you were 5?
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>>34217072
>24 m
># of girls fucked: 8 (all hookers)
># of girls kissed: had a few gfs when i was going to highschool but we were only making out
># of girls dated:2
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>>34217072
I have 22 and have fucked 60/70 girls.
Am I lying?
>nope
Trips confirm
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>>34217602
What did you do during the whole hour? What do you do after you're done fucking? I doubt many people will be fucking for an hour, expecially if it's your first time wouldn't most people cum in a few minutes?
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>>34217658
because i'm a beta robot
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>26 f
># of guys fucked: 1
># of guys kissed: 2
># of girls dated: 2

kill me pls
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>>34217072
Well could be worse, so 3.6/10

Me:

> 19 m

#girls fuckd : 1 (but every other day)
#girls kissd : 1 (but every day)
#girls dated : 1 (going strong for a year now)
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>>34217717

Why can't you commit? What's wrong with you?
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>>34217730
that's the thing, it felt so awkward it was hard for me to cum

she did blow me for a while, we even talked for a bit just about whatever, 300 was her flat rate anyway
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>male, 23
>fucked: 0
>kissed: 0
>hugged: 0
>dated: 0
>spoken to not in a professional setting (school, supermarket, work): 1
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>>34217858
Do you think any hookers would allow deepthroating/facefucking? Or would they most likely charge extra for that?
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>>34217847
I can, but I expect a ton of reeees gtfo normie larping in my originaliafamilia.
I am also a bit of a robot.
Girls aare easy on Spain also, being white and having a good voice simplifies it. The rest is test/fail and repeat
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>>34218102

So you're like some sort of nympho-sperglord?
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>>34217847
And btw,thanks for believing me. I am a normal guy. Seeming like a good charismatic guy is easy
>but in the inside I give barely more than a fuck about weak and evil and corrupted people
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>>34218145

It's not out of the question to make those kind of numbers if that's literally all that you're into. I've got friends like that. It actually seems more like a liability than an asset, desu. I wouldn't want to be that big of a pussy slave.
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>>34218179
Actually I an avid (really fucking avid) reader,fencer and did judo at national level for some time
I have a normal social life. In my early teens(15/16) I was really slave of the pussy,but time to time I just went out for a beers with friends and ended chatting and doing the "oh how nice,I would like to talk more about this with you... blah blah, coffe bla bla bla beer bla bla sex"
Now I am in a relationship for two years and kinda happy.
The thing is that I have maybe spent more than 1000 hours chatting with women...and fuck it is like a ton of time. At least a lot of them were cool people
>and great
What about you?
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>>34218300

Pretty similar with my social life, but I didn't spend anywhere near that much time talking to and pursuing women. I was a collegiate golfer and after that ended I focused on my career - at least that's my excuse for not getting laid more. I manged to fuck two women (both of whom I was in brief relationships with) - but I've never really been that much of a cooz hound. No real regrets, honestly.
In b4 normie gtfo my board
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seriously what are normies even doing in here?
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>27m
>fucked 0
>kissed 4
>dated 0

STATS
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>20 m
>6
>9
>9

how'd I do?
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>>34217072
>33 m
>Having the best years of your life just coming up
>Thinking some cunt can or will make your life any better
NO
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>>34218417
Alot of us come to laugh at you 2 b h
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>>34218417

Bored at work. Usually come on threads like this to give my self esteem a little jolt.
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>>34218515
don't have a choice, biologically predisposed
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>>34218396
Hahaha I have to take a point in the normie meme me but I have a kind of subtle alexitimia, so I belong nowhere but /pol/ /his/ /lit/ and here. What are u majoring? I am trying to end neuroscience and major in something.
>inb4 my sociopath sasuke
I jusr feel that things are good/bad(good as a reward or pride and bad if they are a punishment or cause pain). Slight paints of shame or sadness sometimes, and almost daily lust or wrath(not anger is more like an internal reee) but besides that ,monthly I feel a few things.
It is curious that I can experiment them cognitevely but not in what someone could call heart. I just think about things and is like~
Why u robot fred?
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>>34218102
Hey anon I am in Spain, want me to be your 71?
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>>34217072
>kissed a girl that wasn't a hooker
GET OUT FUICKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34217072
spooky scary nerve man
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>>34218417
>>34218518
>>34218548
Fuck,some I am not the only one?
After/pol/ suffered the summer I only find this interesting
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>>34218641
I am not into fanfiction but I would love to meet a spanish girl from /r9k/ ,you have to be fucking amazing if this isnt a meme
>inb4 a feminine penis
>inb4 I would love it
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>>34218680
>tfw chad and get a kick of reading about robots
>tfw have decent paying job, decent car, small house
>tfw browse 4chins because it tailors to your racist deminor you have to hide in real life
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>>34218637

i might be a high-functioning aspie, I've never really sought a diagnosis. I'm not interested in getting one either, since it really doesn't matter.
I know I'm an off the charts INTJ - if that means anything. I have empathy, feelings and such...
My major was accounting. I became a CPA (same as a chartered accountant in Europe) after college. I've been working as one since. Good luck in with the med/neuro studies. It looks super intense
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>>34218730
I only lack the fucking car.
Dont you feel like after the god emperor rise the board has flooded with degeneracy and teens? I dont expect it to be /his/ but I remember when only southafricans and aussies used to post personal things
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>>34218518
Do you do it because it makes you feel better about yourself? Just asking, not judging, because I sometimes go to the smalldickproblems subreddit to feel better about myself. But sometimes I feel like that's a really shitty thing to do.
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>>34218729
I'm not Spanish but I've been living here for quite some time. That's...part of why I'm here tbqh. Also no meme or penis but I was kidding about meeting.

It's really weird to see a Spaniard here for me too, though I guess there are more lurking.
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>>34218836
Where? I am from Alacant master race currently.
Why are u /robot/ in Spain?
Andalucia gyppos and moroccians or Madrid Neonazis?
Or a mixture of both in Barcelona??

Btw, As I am not an avid user of the board I am currently surprised to see someone reveal her fembotness so normally.
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>>34218785
Thanks! It really is.
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>18 m
>Grills fucked: 0
>Grills kissed: 0
>Grills dated: 0
Some girls even show interest in me, but after a while I realized even the ones who seemed like intellectuals are just vapid wannabe stacies. Ex: I talked to a grill for a while because I thought we shared an interest in /lit/ habits, and she dressed modestly in a hipster way. After talking to her for a few days/hours, I realized she barely reads, and spends her time getting intoxicated with a bunch of fake robots/failed Normies.
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>>34217422
l understand your pain.
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>20 m
># of girls fucked: 0
># of girls kissed: 0
># of girls dated: 0
someone please tell me it gets better
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>>34219003

Don't lose hope. I was a virgin until sophomore year of college.
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>>34219052
It gets worse, starting with your first one
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>>34217072
My wife Wendy Neptune says that she would be very interested in talking with you on the phone and being any assistance to you that she could be.

She wanted me to tell you that she really likes the photograph you chose, due to her extensive background in Internal Medicine and psychology.

She wants to know if you would like to have a legitimate sincere intelligent female friend that you could call anytime....

This isn't a joke...

Call Wendy at 47O-316-1O43
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>19 male
># of girls fucked: 1
># of girls kissed: 2
># of girls dated: 1
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>>34218802
Your english is a bit broken but I think I understand your question?
but yes, since MSM coverage and all that theres a surge of underage edge / cringelords shitting this place up

>>34218817
It really puts my problems into perspective
>get dumped by stacie
>some anons have never even touched a girl

>lose job
>some anons have never had jobs because of the spectrum

>feel too tall (6ft 4)
>there are 5ft-5ft 5in manlets here

Its shitty I guess but eh
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>>34219066
I don't care about virginity. I just don't want to be so fucking alone. I just want a gf that isn't some brainless slut, a virgin who waited like me. I could have slammed stoner/slut pussy a few times, but I didn't because I have fucking morals and sex isn't that important. Now I have stopped going to Normie parties and become more and more of a recluse. I have 4 contacts for fuck's sake. My apathy has spread over almost all parts of my life, to where I don't even care about suicide anymore, the thoughts just stopped. I haven't felt love except in dreams, and I haven't even had dreams about love in probably 9 months. Radical ideologies mean nothing to me aswell. I am slowly stopping to care about being alone too, so who knows, maybe I will just be forced to become a sage or something against my will because of this eternally progressing apathy.
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>>34217072
Wendy says that you have picked one of the stupidest reasons in the world to enter higher education when you still need to graduate from this school first.

Perhaps one of the problems with your friends is that you perceive them as friends to begin with...

Another one of your problems is falling for the meme of marriage and imaginary time frames that people are allegedly supposed to have accomplished or not accomplished something within

Who wants a white picket fence and 2.2 children? Boring

The meaning of life has nothing to do with being married and a mortgage and a successful career or any of those other idiotic Concepts that you have been told

Wendy says you need good to lighten up and give yourself permission to be free to live your life by your own terms and stop thinking that you are not 'whatever it is that you think that you aren't', and to stop thinking that you haven't done 'whatever it is that you think that you have not done'...

You have become Your Own Worst Enemy
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>20 m
># of girls fucked 0
># of girls kissed 0
># of girls dated 0

should i just end my life right now, i feel like fucking moses in a sea of normies
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>>34217072
>19 male
># of girls fucked: 14
># of girls kissed: No idea, well above 80
># of girls dated: 6
God doesnt it feel lovely to live in a country where girls are easier to get than a fucking fever
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ATTENTION, HOMINIDS :

WENDY EXTENDS HER OFFER TO ANY OF YOU

IF YOU DESIRE AN INTELLECTUAL WOMAN TO SPEAK TO AND ASK QUESTIONS OR RELY ON FOR ADVICE OR WHATEVER...

CALL HER

ANYTIME

FEEL FREE... SHE'LL BE ON YOUR SIDE

47O-316-1O43
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>>34219540
Johnny you're known for b8 postin

is there a reason anyone should believe you?
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>18 m
># of girls fucked: 0
># of girls kissed: 1
># of girls dated: 0

just short of incel status.
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>19 m
># of girls fucked: 1
># of girls kissed: 1
># of girls dated: 1
derp
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>>34219540
Not you personal army? Ehh fuck it. Somebody call it
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>>34219066
>mfw I made it through college kissless
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>>34219321
you're lucky, i still feel things
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>>34219489

>46 m
>pharmaceutical research
>most likely provided the medicine that protects you from that fever
># fucked:0
># kissed: 2
># dated:1
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>53teen
># of women I've fucked- 575+
>At least the ones that I asked their names
>No Shit
>Literally

># of ones I never asked their names- dozens and dozens

># of women kissed- hahahahaha
># of women dated- too many to remember

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STOP BEING A SELF IMPOSED BETA FAILURE

It's okay to start at 'nothing' and move your way forward

We ALL do

HOW TO ACHIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT: stop telling yourself that you can't achieve it
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>>34219752
You're the most unfunny little shit I've ever seen in this dump. Kill yourself already, you mentally ill sack of shit.
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>>34217072
>32 m
>0 fucked
>0 kissed
>3 dated, I guess

I've had coffee with 3 girls from Tinder, I didn't pay for them - does it count as dates?

I fell for the MGTOW meme in 2012, maybe - just maybe - things would've been slightly different if I instead had swallowed the red pill and started gaming sluts.
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>>34219642
Wendy is without a doubt THE most compassionate intelligent empathic brilliant insightful caring understanding cool funny realistic experienced enthusiastic and QUALITY female I've ever met in my 53teen years....

I knew that Wendy was the one within seconds of speaking with her

She's my best friend and she has more Integrity than any other human I have ever met, other than my own mother...

Wendy's suffered the most traumatic unimaginable hellish childhood you could ever possibly imagine. Her childhood experiences make all of your Collective traumatic experiences of seem like a walk in the park.... instead of letting this Define her and defeat her she used it as a reason to shine and rise to a standard of Excellence and strength that most people never Attain

I have no jealousy with my wife whatsoever... She's definitely my best friend and she is more than happy to offer assistance and friendship and insight and wisdom and advice and simple conversation if any of you ever need it...

It's not a joke... It's not a trick and it's not a setup and it's not a scam and it's not a meme....

It's quite legitimate
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>>34219848
yea right? it's as if we only have two choices: be locked in a "relationship" with some cunt who controls your life or be alone and sad forever
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>>34219832

you say I am unfunny

did anything that I said today appear to be Intended as humor?

by the way I can't help but notice what a laugh riot you are, with your incessant need to cling to your failures and pretend it like it wasnt your choice

.....Just admit it....

You are the stupid student to sits in the back of the class and tries to distract everybody to prevent the rest of the class from moving forward

The last thing on Earth you want to see is your peer group making progress because it will highlight your inability to let go of your self-imposed failures and NEEDLESS self imposed sexual limitations

(Translation: Wendy will NOT talk with you)
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>>34219832

You can always spot the kid with the learning inability

He'll be the lonely 'renegade' student who thinks he can start a revolution against the professor

This is the surest indication he's afraid

Afraid your progress will highlight his lack thereof
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>>34220214
What does your wife think about the fact that you fucked a 15-year-old?
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>>34219832
Since you seem to be incapable of making the first step towards any of the most basic of preadolescent stages, perhaps YOU wouldn't exactly be the best choice for people who are looking for a leader to revolt against somebody with as much life experience and lack of fear as me
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>>34220299

Lol @ you thinking it was only ONE

God damn dude... You really just don't understand the way things work in real life, do you?
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>>34220378
Fine, I just can't imagine how fucked up your wife must be if she's okay with you having fucked 13-year-olds or whatever.
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>>34220436
Lol @ or whatever

Wendy just said "jealousy is a suit that fits you perfectly as if you had it custom tailored"
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>22m
>fucked 2
>kissed around 10 I think
>dated 6
>becoming a normie doesnt even make you happy, you lied to me robots
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>>34220502
Like if I were a girl I would puke in my mouth if a guy told me that.
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>>34220532

CORRECTION:

YOU ARE A GIRL, BASICALLY

(but if you were a female, there's a mathematical probability based on my previous experiences that you would be sucking my dick within 24 hours)

And I'm not joking

Not at all

Does it seem like I'm joking?

Because unlike you I have self-confidence that cannot be chiseled Away by a mosquito... I'm a wrecking ball made out of steel and mosquitoes have absolutely no effect on me

Unfortunately for you self-confidence is exactly what attracts females
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>>34220532
You'd be amazed how many girls who I have made puke into their own mouths

but it had nothing to do with the fact that young women are still attracted to me

And it had everything to do with their lack of a gag reflex and the size of my penis to be quite candid with you

the reason you can't get laid is the same reason you think girls would be turned off by my sexual prowess

it's because you have no idea how women think

Obviously you're incapable of comprehending the fact that you are never going to be able to have any effect on me whatsoever other than making me even more legendary in my status
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>>34220755
>L-let me take this opportunity to remind everyone about the size of my dick
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>>34218935
Robots from la terreta checking in.
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Why would any female want a man who was incapable of taking down any female he wanted?

You guys have watched way too many Walt Disney movies

Or was it Star Wars?

Or was it the Teletubbies?

Or was it anime?

Or was it those video games?

I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to help you make progress
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>>34220857
Lol @ the ONLY thing that you can focus on was a penis comment

If you will notice I never ever ever brag about my penis size, and I would simply using it as a humor device to emphasize the stupidity of your vomit in the mouth comment

So do you focus in on every man's penis or just mine?

With everything that you could have taken away from my multiple commentaries, what was the psychological trigger that made you react to the singular penis comment?

Touchy subject for you?
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AGAIN:
Why would any female want a man who was incapable of taking down any female he wanted?

YOU ARE GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG, HENCE YOUR LACK OF REWARD
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># of girls fucked: 1
># of girls kissed: 3
># of girls dated: 2

Feels bad man
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It has become very clear to me that one of the most fundamental problems on this website is basic understanding of human psychology...

I'm not talking about understanding dissociative Fugue for the DSM clinical statistical definition of schizoaffective disorder or your inability to correctly use autism in a sentence

I'm talking about Real Life Psychology

I'm talking about the intuitive understanding of what motivates people and what makes people tick and what actually repels people

I'm talking about the innate understanding that the things most people think they know about psychology are not real at all, and the actual mechanics of basic human psychology are generally the reverse of what you would think they would be

You need to share everything that you thought you knew and begin with nothing and build your way up from there by starting at the end and working your way to the beginning

I have so much to teach you and because I'm already this old I only have a limited amount of time so I'm hoping to find the honor roll students and put them in the advanced course soon
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># of girls fucked: 1
># of girls kissed: 3
># of girls dated: 2
>21 years old

I want to be a normie
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SHATTER*

you need to to shatter everything that you thought you knew

Speech to text typo
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>>34221315
NORMIE OUT REEEEEEEEEE0809809809EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34221208

Get the fuck out of here, normie. Begone.
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>>34221615

This is basically a normie thread, bud
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>>33 m
>># of girls fucked: 1 (my wife for the last decade)
>># of girls kissed: 10+
>># of girls dated: 10+
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>>34221243
Thanks senpai, when does the lesson begin?
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>>34221315
I've never met a normie in my life

I have also never met at Chad

Nor have I ever met a Stacy or a beta or a robot or a wizard or any of the other stupid labels that get tossed around in here

Just because you want to impress your friends by using the stupid catch phrases so you can fit in, real life doesn't work that way at all.

In real life everybody is a conglomeration of all of those different things, and many many more....

The faster you realize how real life works the sooner you will stop living a predictable imitation of a failed imitation of other failed imitations

You need to shatter everything that you thought you knew before, then start at the end and work your way to the beginning
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>>34217072
Absolute shit. How could you let this happen?
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>>34221757

Class is underway as we speak
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>>34217072
>19m
>dated 0
>fucked 0
>kissed 0
>friendly hug from a girl I had a high school crush on and was friends with after not seeing each other for 6 months 1
>>
>>34217072
>24m
># of girls fucked: 25-30 (4 were hookers)
># of girls kissed: probably 50-60
># of girls dated: 5
>>
>>34221315
good news, you are.

now leave.
>>
>>34221859
>tfw meanwhile I'm 24 and have never kissed one girl
>>
>>34217072

>27 m
># of girls fucked: 5
># of girls kissed: 7
># of girls dated: 17
># of boys dated: 2
># of boys fucked: 1
># of boys kissed:1
># of boys dated 2

No shemales... :/
>>
>20 m-ish
># of girls fucked: 0
># of girls kissed: 0
># of girls dated: 0
># of dicks sucked: 2
>>
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>27 M, straight
>fucked 13
>kissed 24
>dated 7

Married. Wife is 24. This is her:
>>
>>34222043
What compels you to post here? Just to laugh at us?
>>
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>24, male
># of girls fucked: 0
># of girls kissed: 0
># of girls dated: 0
>>
>>34217072
>meanwhile, all my friends are married and I don't ever see them anymore so I'm thinking about seeing what the next world is like

34 KV I know that feel.

Not suicidal though. I've come to terms with it. My sex drive is very low these days.

My number one remaining goal in life is to become less ugly through surgery.

My number two remaining goal in life is to become a popular YouTube musician.

Accomplishing number one will help number two.
>>
>20 m
># of girls fucked: 5
># of girls kissed: (Don't know)
># of girls dated: 2


Please don't kick me this place is important to me
>>
>>34217072
>30M
>4 girls fucked
>6 girls kissed
>1-4 girls dated depending on what counts. Only had one actual GF

It's been almost 4 years since my breakup and I've pretty much given up at this point. Every time I meet a girl I'd actually want to date she's already in a relationship. I'm not into casual sex unless the girl is way out of my league.

I could get "a" GF or get laid pretty easily if I really wanted to. I went on a few OKC dates last year and slept with one girl, but I didn't meet anybody I'd want a relationship with and the sex was totally unsatisfying. I don't have much hope left and so I'm just trying to forget about the whole thing.
>>
>>34222081

Sharing is caring, m8. Nah, idk. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22 and hadn't had sex with a second girl until I was 25--in part because I was raised in a very strict religion. It gets better, but don't soak up the negativity and judgmental nature of so many 4chan boards.
>>
Fucked:1
Kissed:1
Dated:1
6 months ago. I miss her.
>>
>>34222179
>It gets better
>Just be tall, white, and good looking first
>>
>>34222179
So you had sex with like 12 girls in the span of a year, what the fuck.
>>
>>34217072

>20 male
># of girls fucked: 1
># of girls kissed: 4
># of girls dated 1

wewlad
>>
>>34222207

I'm 5'8" but yea
>>
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>fucked: 1
>kissed: 0
>dated: 0

i dont feel anything
>>
>>34222227

Sorry, I was actually 24 when I had sex with the second girl. I went to a religious uni and never had any of the partying, casual sex experiences. Kind of wanted to try it out, so during my second year of law school, I did. You can call it degenerate or whatever, idgaf--to each their own. I didn't think I was looking for anything exclusive, but I met my wife and she was amazing, so the plan changed. Always been faithful to her. So, there it is.
>>
>27 m
># of girls fucked: 3
># of girls kissed: 70+
># of girls dated: 3?
>>
>>34221919
Out of here Normie. Go fuck more ppls thnx
>>
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that the # fucked is always higher than the # dated? What the fuck is up with kids these days?
>>
>>34223057
i dont give a fuck about women or being in a relationship, im ok with just getting my dick wet and waiting for someone who id actually want to settle down with.
>>
>>34223057

I don't even understand how it's possible. Girls won't even reply to my messages in online dating. I can't imagine how I would find random girls to have sex with me just out of nowhere.

Being good looking must be easy as fuck.
>>
>>34217072
>19M
> 0
> 0
> 0
NEET for 2 years.
>>
>>34217072
>18
>0 girls dated
>0 girls fucked
>0 girls kissed

I doubt any if those will happen within my short lifetime. I'm too boring for online dating that isn't tinder meetnfuck
>>
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Rate my looks
original
>>
>>34224575
I forgot this part lol
>18m
>2
>1
>3 (counting mom)
>>
>23
> #girls fuckd: 0
> #girls kissed 5 or 6 (all in discos)
>#girls dated 0
>>
29m
>0
>2
>1

Out of the way, faggots
>>
>>34217072
>19 m
>0
>0
>0

I want to kill myself tbqhwy senpai desu
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