new video. please keep this to one thread.

>>34216329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k-RcYwHf3w&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=0bctq4nCxN0-6
sorry here's the video

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>>34216343
an original agatha song????

her room is also so cute oh my gosh

does anyone have the link to her mom's blog? I lost it and I want more pictures of aggy

>>34216329
The fuck is that thing?
Looks like a 60 year old woman.

>>34216329
holy shit. i never understood the agatha appeal but i think i'm acting in love with her after watching this.

>>34216391
gotchu my dude
http://olivespearls.typepad.com/knittersknitters/archives.html

all thats keping me alive is the hope of one day seeing an agatha and eliza video, a joining of the superpowers, if you will

>>34216569
just kill yourself my dude

>>34216569
Neck yourself my dude, Agatha is way above that Eliza whore

All these ukulele ballads sound the same. Off-beat strumming and a cutesy voice singing nonsense and yet we keep on falling for this hipster crap. We're fuckin hopeless...

can't wait for another quality agatha thread to devolve into eliza cancer

>>34216329
>>34216374
>>34216391
>>34216396
>>34216569
I don't get it. How do you people suspend all self awareness and dignity and become a literal cuck worshipping a woman who will never even know you exist online and think posting depressing comments on her YouTube makes you attractive? I tried orbiting once, but felt disgusted by myself and felt worse realising that the girl will never even acknowledge my existence. She is a beautiful woman with a life of her own and has no reason to stick around for losers like us. She will grow up and have a lovely life and most probably find a man none of us could be, while who knows where we will be. Probably dead by suicide or still around as a turbo virgin orbiting a new girl this time.

>>34217028
What does it matter? If you don't like orbiting, just leave us in peace.

>>34217315
I'm trying to understand how a sub human brain works. You "people" are vermin.

>>34217028
I really don't know. I'm not even a virgin/NEET/robot etc, but I really like Agatha. I don't comment or anything. It's not that different from a celebrity crush really.

>>34217423
For me I lose the illusion of "love" when I realise there's a hundred other betas obsessing over here and that she will never personal care about me. A celebrity crush might be more like it, but I've never had that either. Maybe I'm just not a cuckold after all.

>>34217423
This. I'm not even what posters here would call a robot but I still post on these threads, they're comfy.

>>34217524
You're still not a superior male anyway. Prolly just an average guy at best. Women who are admired by a hundred men at once like Eliza and Agatha ironically want chad more than any Stacy because they feel special. Chad will inevitably fuck and creampi Agathas hairy Jew vagina one day, and you will still be lonely.

How does that make you feel?
If it makes you feel good/horny, congratulations you're an official cuck and your father would be very disappointed in you

>>34217639
I'm not lonely, m8. I just like to hang out with the robots.

>>34217639
Nobody said I was a superior male. I just said I'm not a virgin or a NEET. She's also a lesbian, so she's not even attracted to my gender. It's sorta weird how you think I want to get with Agatha. If I knew her IRL I would want to date her but I know she's just a girl behind a screen, who doesn't?

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>>34216685
Kill yourselfs same fags we need id's back because of shit heads like you

>>34217768
>i-I'm not a loser I just come here for the lulz xD
>I-i stalk women who don't care about me because it's...uh...c-comfy!
Nice meme m8. Reminder that it won't get better. Suicide is your only way out.

You should blame your mother for accepting your beta dads semen inside her pussy.

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Where were you when the ship was confirmed?

>>34217859
Lmao such downer talk. Because I watch a cooking/ASMR channel I must be suicidal. She puts videos out so people watch them, which I do. Stop being such a white knight on a Mongolian Finger Painting Forum and get a life.

>>34217859
I don't stalk them.

Whatever.

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>>34217956
>ship
she orbits agatha and agatha is too kind to tell a dying girl to piss off.
also stop turning any thread about agatha into your e-whore circlejerk you fucking ciarafags I will find you every time

>>34216329
ARE THERE VIDEOS WITH HER FEET

SHE IS CUTE

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE

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>>34218034
b-but anon I prefer aggy,just thought it was cute.

>>34217967
She has already stated her target audience isn't teenaged losers who can't get their dick wet and can't look a girl their age in the eye for more than three seconds. Her target audience is girls instead. You're just a creepy dude that watches poorly done ASMR and girls eat on YouTube. What would your parents think if they saw you doing this shit? Would your dad pat you on the back and tell you he's proud of the strong and charming man you've grown to be?
>>34217972
Yes you do

>>34216329
she is so fucking ugly jesus christ wtfuck

>>34217956
you realize she's being so nice to eliza becuase you guys are such dicks to her? the more you push the anti-eliza shit on agatha's videos and the threads about her, the more she'll support eliza.

>>34218155
Actually I don't. I just watch some of her videos.

>>34218153
then you are not a ciarafag and will be spared the yellow menace

SOMEONE SHOW HER FEET

the eggy thread got deleted because Ciara posted in it.
Fuck you Ciara I wasn't done insulting pizza

>>34218199
Eliza is a narcissistic sociopath that comes on 4chan for attention and validation. Commenting on Agatha videos is just a ploy to gain attention. Her being the victim of mean 4chan losers is also, a ploy. Normal, decent people do not go online uploading or live streaming child pornagraphy of themselves. Eliza needs to btfo

>>34218359
>live streaming child pornagraphy of themselves
this is why no one takes you guys seriously, you just keep stretching the truth. first it was that she live streamed herself doing drugs (which she didn't) and now it's that she live streamed cp?

agatha reads these posts and thinks you people are jerks to her.

>>34218387
I heard some teenaged nigger screenshotted her nudes when she was doing a live show for him. I'm not an expert on Eliza but whether she live streams or just uploads cp of herself makes absolutely no difference. She's fucked in the head and should stay away from Agatha

>>34218457
oh shut up

if eliza was right now doing camshows and posting nudes i'd understand, but she did that in 2014 and the other nudes that were released were from 2015. she's currently not sending out nudes or anything like that.

Why do you guys like this ugly kike

>Every Agatha thread
>People start talking about Eliza
Why don't you guys, just, you know, make an Eliza thread instead? Because apparently mods don't mind those but god forbid an Agatha thread pops up, that shit is deleted in 30 minutes

>>34218523
why do you care? please leave the thread. maybe another "tfwngf" or elliott thread is up your alley?

>>34218512
Why are you speaking in the third person, eliza?

Oh you're not her, yeah sure thing.

>>34218512
>she only did it 2 years ago so it's no big deal
Are you retarded? I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up as a stripper, hooker, or pornstar. If any employer googles her name they will find all this shit on her and obviously not hire her. She's ruined her future and I don't want her ruining Agatha's by association

>>34218588
i am not her, but go ahead, call everyone who thinks that this relentless hate for a teenage girl either a white knight or the girl herself.

>>34218623
all she needs to do is get a nice boyfriend who would take care of her. by the time she's 18 she will surely have all this defamatory information gone from the internet.

>>34218661
yeah, nice wishful thinking

>>34218623
what's best for agatha's interests are if you don't bully eliza. agatha doesn't like that.

>>34216343
>>34216329
based ashkenazi master race HUMAN

>>34218732
What's best for Agatha's interests is Eliza necking herself. Problem gone

>>34217028
she makes content, people watch it

>>34217028
well, good for you. you have these things called dignity and self respect, which i lost a long time ago

>>34218932
POPOOOH POOOR FUCKING UUU

i bbet your life must be so hard starving and having to give away dignity for food or something extreme like that

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>tfw Agatha hasn't achknowledged your patreon pledge

>>34218387
well, its the truth. eliza uploaded vids of herself peeing to redditt. care to tell agatha about that?

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>>34219073
was the pee video ever even proven? it seems a bit extreme.

what would you say? "don't talk to that eliza girl! there's rumors that she uploaded a video of herself peeing on reddit in 2015!"

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reminder to join the yellow alliance of spamming Ciara and her orbiters with simpsons images

>>34219113
havent seen the actual video, but there are screenshots of it, of her hovering above the toilet and tinkling

>>34219191
but hwy
what's it to you

>>34219219
i think i saw that too but it was sorta dark, and it didn't even show tits to compare, there were no scars on her legs, and obviously no face. couldn't anyone get a screenshot from a random girl pissing and say it's her?

>>34219296
>that wig like hair
>those eye bags
>that jew face
Know your place, TRASH

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I heard she had hairy arms but damn. Small price to pay though I can probably get used to it

>>34219396
you just KNOW she has an unkept hairy stinky neet pussy

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>>34219260
it's my fetish anon knowing that everyone of her orbiters is forced to see my images

>>34219437
lmao thats a funny post anon, meant sincerely

She sounds like she still has her hymen intact.

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>>34219480
join me anon
it takes 2 to tango
you don't even have to post anything witty or notable.They will feel disgusted knowing a 40 year old man is jackin it to their discomfort.

>>34219434
Sounds tasty. Sweet virgin jewpussi

why did agatha age 20+ years over like three months?

>>34221120
She has some terminal disease

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>>34219191
We are legion
Orbiters=Ralph in this episode

eliza and agatha are both knocking on deaths door

>>34221240
Wait really? What?

>>34220806
>virgin
Also kill yourself you freak

Why exactly does /r9k/ fawn over this dumb anne frank lookin ass whore?
>literally giving a stacy ad revenue for being hot

>>34221345
watch your fucking mouth
origi

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>>34221365
trollled

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>>34219396

holy shit... what a hairy lampshade

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>>34218556
it's the dumb dumb ciarafag scum anon

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>>34218556
>>34221548
>arguing over which ewhore is better

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>>34221591
>thinking I care about the e-whores
it's a matter of principal

>>34221403
who knows,this bitch looks ugly asf with those eye bags and that hair.

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>>34216329
>tfw ywn be Agathas friend

Why is this ugly troll so popular here?
Nigga if you're going the KHV route, at least get some standards for your fantasies

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>>34222167
tfw she politely asks you to stop commenting.
it hurt me

>>34222185
Nobody actually cares about the girl personally, they just like having a communal distraction so they have something to do with their time (endless gossiping shitpost threads). and these kinds of girls fit the bill.

>>34222191
thats pretty cruel and heartless of her , unless there was a good reason for it. were you making fun of jews or commenting dirty sexual shit?

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>>34222472
shes a special snowflake princess drama queen
if you even looked at her in real life she'd probably bite your face off for "objectifying" her

I blame her weird superjew mom, she probably has been grooming her with this bullshit since the crib.

>>34216329
Wtf looks like my nan

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>>34222561
also lets not forget the time she psychoanalyzed /r9k/ and then deleted the comment 5 minutes later and said it was an "accident"

the only time ive taken issue with her behavior is when she threw a fit about us calling her aggie instead of agatha. that really chapped my hide

>>34222637
She's right tho
Butoriginal mootbloxmoot

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>>34216343
Being a girl really is life on easy mode. You can be the most mediocre musician or artist, literal the most pretentious little cuntbag, but because you're a girl people will praise you for it.

SHE IS SI FUCKING BUSTED
even anorexic Marky looks better

>>34222811
No she takes comments at face value and can't understand the irony behind all the apparent racism. Most normal people who view 4chan are like this. They just don't get it, or they have this dichotomy where they can be ironic and funny in their personal life but cant distinguish between that type of humor and what they see on 4chan.

>>34222751
I can completely understand. My name is Michael, just Michael. Not Mike, or Mikey, or whatever the fuck. I want people to call me by my fucking name when addressing me. Probably the same for her.

>>34222909
maybe ur ironic racism is stupid as hell and you should know that she doens't like it.

>>34222909
> It's ironic shitposting so it's fine
Oh it's THIS meme again. Yeah okay buddy

>>34222966
>shoves a camera up her pussy and posts the pictures online
>tries to bestow wisdom

kek

>>34217028
Well fuuuuck youuu, guy! Just because of this post, I'm making my life goal to date Agatha so fucking hard, she'll love me- or I'll DIE trying! So shove it you stupid normal FAG

>>34223359
just remember... you'll be fucking a lamp shade... is that degradation really worth it?

>>34222637
>tfw her analysis is spot on

>>34222909
It's not ironic, all fucking niggers must fucking hang. Normies think no one can seriously believe that so they think it's irony and so they start posting ironically themselves. Pol has been filled up with a bunch of normies posting le nazi frog edgy memes