How woke are you?

found out my grandma didn't believe in the moon landing the other day feeling kinda weird about it now honestly

>>34215525
i genuinely believe meme magic is changing the world.

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>>34215525
They say a picture is worth a thousand words

>>34215525
>putting chemtrails higher than rotschilds

gay

>>34215525
I fit none of these

>>34215525
>people unironically believe in flat earth

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THE GOVERNMENT IS A CORPORATION

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>>34215525
I go beyond the depths of meme magic. What category is this.

not mentioning freemasons and jesuits

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>>34215525
Verily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4KSF8e578k

>>34215689
I skipped levels 2-9 and went straight to 10 thanks to /pol/ sheoing me the light. Never will I return.

>>34215525
There isn't even my level of woke on that chart. Will have to make new one.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Bogdanoffs

>>34215525
none of them at all

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>>34215903
>Rumored to have affairs with Madonna, Kylie Monique and Whoopi Goldberg
>Own several nuclear plants
>Might be in contact with aliens
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>Rule France with an iron fist
>Sabotage Elon Musk so they can colonize Mars first
>Keep Putin on a leash
>Own nanobot facilities
>You most likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Invented a car based on string theory

>>34215525
im challenger deep, my friend

>>34215590
PRAISE THE BOGDANOFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk&t=66s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk&t=66s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk&t=66s

I believe in the simulation argument.

It's pretty convincing once you learn more about physics and programming, because many physical phenomena look like quick hacks a programmer would implement.
Take a look at Schroedinger's cat: quantum states are determined only upon measurement. They are indeterminate before that and may be either. Smells a lot like lazy evaluation, a commonplace technique in programming.
Or take a look at the speed of light, why is it finite? If it weren't, physics and chemistry wouldn't work (take a look at the bohr radius) and we wouldn't exist.
Here's some additional material (from a more philosophical point of view): http://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html

>>34215525
>tfw unironically believe in egregors, Old Gods and meme magic
>tfw Bogpilled

>>34216078
The question seems silly to me. Any perception is itself a simulation of the real world. Whether or not your brain is simulating a simulation is unimportant (to me)

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I drew this in my sleep last night, what were the bogs telling me?

>tfw Bogpilled

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>>34215731
The truth hurts, doesn't it? I was shocked when I learned that the good guys lost the war, and evil prevailed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hkgoWXNh-8

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Whatever you do, don't watch this video about the amazing twins with the amazing chins... It is a Bogpill that you can't untake.

The Bogpill is a suppository, but it feels good for some reason. Youve been warned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8
Quick rundown on this video

>12th generation spaceship
>decades ahead of their time
>invented cell phone 1980, and laid groundwork for internet
>Nostradamus like foresights into future
>Understood the Big Bang in 3 minutes of studying
>Have had no cosmetic work done
>Chins grew because there was no room for their brains
>Bogda Bogda Bogdanov hit pop song made exclusively with and about their chins
>To Chinfinity and beyond

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>mfw the Rothschild dynasty, a family that has undeniably been heavily involved in most of the major global decisions and corporations for the past century (and more), is considered more of a crazy conspiracy than greys

>>34216225
You've misunderstood it. The thing you talk about, namely that everything is an illusion made up by your brain, that's called solipsism and is something different. I talk about the simulation argument, i.e. that we live in an universe that's being simulated in someone's computer.

>>34215978
>Bogdanoffs
VS ROTHSCHILDS?

>>34216431
Rothschilds bend the knee to the BOGS and should they ever try to rebel, they will get caught in the BOG and die!

>greys
explain

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>>34216380
It hurts indeed. Thanks to pol I learned that blacks contributed to the fatherland too aming the ranks of soldiers. Ive been told all my life that we were to be gased along with the jews.

>>34216419
Everyone who denies Rothschild involvement is a dumb person.
What are old gods anyway?

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is this their dad

>>34216532
You were next. They still considered you subhuman

>>34216570
Nah the germans loved us senpai.

>>34216542
and there is not proof

The Bogpill is the one and true pill

>>34215525

If all the "woke" shit were switched with common knowledge, you would believe in the latter.

What I'm saying is, you took these pills because they were exciting. They made it seem like there's more to life than meets the eye, and they gave you the opportunity to be a part of it.

When the end does come, there won't be some crazy twist or last minute reveal.

In hindsight, everyone is making the same stupid mistake as their predecessors because know one lives long enough to recognize the pattern.

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>>34215689
You do realize that the nuclear era is a stagnating pile of shit that needs to be swat away by a war, right?

Because of the nuclear weapon, Western civilization grows complacent. They become weak. They think they're safe, even from the terrorist.

Western Civilization needs a reminder that only those constantly on their guards have the right to rule.
My guess is, some third-worlder is gonna steal some nukes and go on a looting, sacking and pillaging rampage throughout the Occidental World, blackmailing the UN security council not to do anything or else they'd nuke the most populous city on the planet or the closest to their positions.

Kind of like some Goths or Huns but even easier because Rome can't even defend itself or the Gods will rain death on them from above

>>34217910
Don't deny the Bogpill, brother, you are only lying to yourself

>>34217957
ABMs and equivelent reprisals senpai.

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>tfw bogpilled

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>tfw you realize there is no final plan, the bogdanovs are the final plan

>>34215525
>no universal teichmuller theory
hmmm

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>>34215525
The funny thing is that this same scale works as a meter for autism

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>>34216399
>Recognized Matt Berry's voice before reading it was him
YOU TWO WERE...... BUDDIES.... WEREN'T YOU?

>>34215591
Chemtrails are babby's first conspiracy