Alright robots, tell me about the time you were a Chad for a

I dare you to post pic of your dick

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>>34211325
Here you go ;)
Enjoy, it's an old pic though.

>>34211325
Only do it if I'm boozed up.

>>34211405
small/10

originalolololo

>>34211426
6" girth buddy. That's thicker than your needle dick.

>>34211405
i think my unerect soft dick is bigger then your hard dick

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>>34211405
nice cock senpai orig

>>34211405
Not op
Oreganololololiodolio

>>34211268
Interesting, I had an experience like yours OP.

>be in college, sophomore
>joined the college fencing club in a desperate attempt to unfuck my life
>everyone there is basically odd and some weird women
>go to practices for months, be so autistic I still don't make friends with any but never give up
>go to a tournament in another city, defeat a few people
>they cheer
>whoa this feels good
>go to an after-party (never had gone to party b4)
>play this game called flip cup against the other teams
>I keep winning
>become the center of attention, the "Chad for one night"
>get drunk
>girls start flirting with me (not very hot but hey its only time ever)
>sperg instinct still very strong but I even wrap my arms around one and begin talking and laughing
>even begin fondling her sideboob (closest I ever get to sex)
>sperg impulses overpower my drunk brain, begin to panic being close to her, its going too fast I am way in over my head
>walk outside and avoid people for the rest of the night
After that they thought I was weird and I left

atm 26 year old virgin with zero friends so yeah, being a true robot is suffering

>>34211631
That's sucks man, your night seemed fun. All we did was drink, talk, and act like weebs. But at least i left a Chad. You had that memory tainted with you being a sperg.

>when universally none of the girls wanna fuck you but all the gay guys do

I was a normie at least until I joined secondary school, a bunch of my friends moved away and I guess I didnt mature as quick as others, I was just seen as unpopular. I gained more weight etc.