>Wake up >"Breakfast is ready, anon!" Wat do?

>>34208671
tell my gf to go fucking shave because she knows better

I don't even like girly pee-pee parts...

>>34208671
kill yourself and stop posting this fucking shit cuck

>>34208671
Eat it like my life depends on it.

>>34208694
>cuck
is cuck just a generic insult at this point?

>>34208671
Lean up and hold her, caress those tits and eat that tasty pussy

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>>34208671
DEVOUR

>>34208718
Much like how "retard" became a generic insult after some time. Or "gay." Or "emo." Or "hipster."

>>34208718
Yes, it has become a synonym for faggot because autists don't know the difference.

>>34208718
a cuck is the worst thing a human could be.
its literally a step backwards in the white race, its absolutely obnoxious.
I would rather let a traitor rat live than a fucking disgusting degenerate cuck, like this person here.

>>34208671
i can't eat while seeing this disgusting thing
i will vomit go away

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>>34208754
>YOU CANT USE KEK AS AN INSULT!!!!
>still uses "autist" as an insult

>>34208671
Passionately eat her pussy and give her a full body massage all the while holding back tears because god decided to make a gf magically appear for me.

>>34208671
>Wat do?

Make her cum until she can barely move or speak.

>>34208671
I've fucked 9 women to date, and haven't once encountered such toasted roast. Wouldn't even pppffft it.

>>34208799
oh sure.
keep telling yourself that champ

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Sushi-chop her so hard she'll never be able to have kids

>>34208785
oh yes, you will surely have the sexual skills to do that in your dreams

>>34208862
It isn't hard to do anon. Maybe for you

Wonder why she shaved, normally its like a jungle there
id probably eat it tho bc i made a promise if she shaved it like that I'd try it out

I think out of all the women I've fapped to, legendarylootz is probably the one I've banged one out to the most

>>34208888
because of course you have done it before and the girl wasn't just faking it to make you feel good.

I know it's probably beta or whatever, but I really just want to pleasure a girl I love.

I want to hear the noises she'd make, feel the way her body would react.

Making her feel good would make me feel good.

>>34208671
Vag looks fucking disgusting

It's only meant to make your dick feel good and that's it. Its bacterial infested and it bleeds once a month I know I don't want that shit near my mouth.

Get out of bed and go eat breakfast in the kitchen

>>34208671
Nice Joke!
Now turn over and let me eat your ass

>>34208925
exactly tbqhfam
vaginas are revolting, as are women generally

>>34208910
Just accept the quads. Can't exactly fake an involuntary reaction of juice squirting out of the pussy.

Not the urethra, the pussy.

>>34208671
"Where is your uniform, you stupid fucking maid?"
"You're fired! Leave my house now before I need to call the cops!"

>>34208671
Why do you keep posting your pictures here, you stupid reddit bitch?

>>34209211
>b-b-b-b-but MUH digits!!!

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That'd be nice, but I'd rather wake up with her sleeping peacefully in my arms.

It's be so wonderful, being able to start my day holding her, just feeling her breathe, feeling the warmth of her body.
It'd mean so much to me to know she felt warm and comfortable in my arms.
Seeing her eyes slowly open, seeing her smile as she snuggles up closer to me.

It'd be so nice to know what it's like to know what waking up and feeling something other than disappointment I didn't die in my sleep would be like.

>>34209241
>ignoring the comments after
It's ok anon. You'll lose your virginity soon enough.
check my 11

Wonder why the fuck she cooked breakfast, that's what I do

>>34209313
do you even know where you are posting faggot?

>>34209313
It's a 13 mate, but don't worry mate, you'll get there soon enough mate.

>>34209385
>>34209390
I meant the post in which I got 11 fgt.
Also I was a virgin until I was 23. Used to be a straight edge militant robot before then. So don't give up hope

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>>34208671
Dig in. The next day return the favor.

>>34208671
Does hairy feel good?

>>34208856
>pic
what about shitting, both hooman and cat?

>>34208671
"I was gonna prepare my own breakfast"

>>34209660
this is the truest answer.

good job robot. I didn't think you had it in you.

>>34208671
Ask if I can eat her out after she had a piss.

>>34209744
>hairy
She's like completely shaved except for a decorative patch of hair

>>34208671
>Put on some clothes and bring it to me, then.

>>34208671
>Push her out of the way and head to the kitchen
>Kitchen is dirty and empty
>Force her to clean it up
>Go out and eat breakfast somewhere, alone
>Come back and its clean
>
>No sex

>>34211467
>Come back
>
>She's fucking Chad

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>>34208671
>tfw someone finally needs me for something

it's the happiest morning of my life from that point on

>>34211327
I think there must be a toilet somewhere if there is a fucking shower

>>34211542
>take pictures
>file for divorce
>show judge picutres oof her cheating
>female judge says I didnt treat her right and she cheated becasue of emotional abuse
>lose 50% of my assets
>fired from job because only family men deserve to work
>live in gutter
>
>heh

>not me waking him up with a morning blowjob instead
heh

>>34208756
What if you're not white. Then what?

>>34209660
I like how she wakes up and proceeds to lick the dick

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>>34209299
Wish there was something to say that would make things easier