Fembots, no sane man will ever stay with you, so why don't you get a doggo bf?
>doesn't care about your mental illness, that you are fat, ugly or otherwise undesireable
>will love you unconditionally
>will protect you
>loves eating pussy
>the uniquely shaped penis will give you neverending chains of massive orgasms
>lots of cum that will gush out of your orifices
>the cum has a very high temperature so you clearly feel it inside
There is literally no downside
My doggo is lying right beside me. This post is heathenous.
>>34208546
We all know you are going to get him to knot you later tonight while you think about this thread the rest of your day.
>>34208518
>>>/an/
origami origami originally origami
>>34208518
>the cum has a very high temperature so you clearly feel it inside
this is oddly specific, talking from experience?
>>34208583
You should lay off porn and sadpanda, you're starting to sound just like a brainwashed overconsumer.
>>34209104
god you autists are stupid, you can post anything on r9k
My dog smells bad and has poor hygiene. No thanks.
>>34208518
whitney wisconsin leave please
>>34209731
>My dog smells bad and has poor hygiene. No thanks.
this, 3DPD can't compete with superior 2D doggo