>got a gf >turns out I'm gay

>>34201284
>got gay
>turns out i'm gf

>turns gay
>Got out gf

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>>34201284
>got gf
>turns out she's gay

>>34201332
>>34201771
worst kind of shitposters

>>34201794
>Got gay gf
>Turns out I'm straight

>>34201284
I'm afraid of this happening to me because I do in fact like dick and all these fuckers tell me I'm just prison gay but I honestly just don't know

>>34201833
do you "le like le dick"(literally plebbit) or are you attracted to men? do you desire intimacy with boys and men? or are you a good little cuck goy who was conditioned by pornography to associate the image of penises with sexual arousal? which is it?

>>34201284
Well, live and learn.

>>34201783
I want this to happen to me

apparently n ot oroginal

>>34201833
>I like dick
>I'm afraid of turning gay

>>34201909
Not him, but the idea of intimacy with men doesn't disgust me at all, it's just so happens that I'm rarely attracted to them. Too high standards I guess, although I don't deserve it.

I just want someone to destroy my butthole.

I'm also attracted to girls so I have no idea what's even happening anymore.

>>34202071
Your gay mate
Orror

>>34201794
yea its literally redit tier memes

>turns out I'm gay

No. You don't just """""realize""""" you're gay. You chose to be gay. Stop being a faggot

>>34202167
but quitting is for faggots

>>34201284
Well at least you're not in the closet anymore, right?
Go on grindr and hunt that cute bf down

>>34202185
Exactly. He quit being straight to become a faggot

>>34202071
you're not gay, do not waste the time of actual gay men, we recognize you for the low-iq hetero cuck beta trash that you are

you fucking perverts are the reason we're persecuted
just get your gf to fuck you with a strap on and suck big black cocks in front of you
but please don't try to tarnish the immaculate image of the homosexual man: the exhibitor of the purest form of love

>>34202115
STOP ASSOCIATING THOSE KEKOLD FREAKS WITH US

>>34201284
How did you find out famalam?

>>34202225
>purest

that's yuri you disgusting homo.

>>34202269
dyke worshiping subhuman

>>34201833
> I like dick.
That's it. You're gay. At least for me this is a 100% certainty. If (you) are that much unsure, luckily there's this thing called grindr. Unfortunately that place is filled with "your" kind, that is, closeted unresolved fake straight faggots, so if you up a profile without any pictures literally saying "straight confused guy: I'm not sure if I'm gay or not and I've decided to try it out and find out" your message box will be filled with replies. Choose a fitting one and go for it.

Turns out I'm 2d sexual

>>34201783
christ that hurts

>>34202167
Nigga what a weak ass bait, u even tryin?

>>34201284
>got a bf
>no sex drive

anyone else notice this that there are real gays and then a very loud vocal minority of "fake" cuck-gays who are really just heterosexual beta-males who became addicted to porn and had to escalate the content of what they're fapping to to get off(hedonic treadmill)
they don't appreciate male aesthetics, they have no real understanding of masculinity because their brains are fried, they're only interested in sex and they're only getting off on how "wrong" gay sex is

what a turn off, the ideal episode of anal yaoi lovemaking should be like a crescendo, a cathartic convergence of passionate emotion, not some cheap "lol duhuhuhu muh dick succc"

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>>34201794
>get worst
>turns out I'm kind of shitposter

>>34202430
>became addicted to porn and had to escalate the content of what they're fapping to to get off(hedonic treadmill)
Actually that's not necessarily true. I'm porn addicted and I too got desensitized and went through all the stages to the point where the only thing that managed to get my dick hard was illegal pornography. And still, throughout all the sick twisted things I masturbated to, I never got off the trail of my orientation. That is, I never ever stopped being straight or stopped masturbating to women. Gay porn is still a major turn off, something I have no interest in whatsoever.
So my guess is that porn addiction cwn desensitize you to ordinary media and make you crave for more and more, just like a drug would do, but it can't really change your orientation. It's like saying after years of fucking countless girls, a chad will turn gay out of boredom. There's no such thing, if a person does tbis they have been gay all along, just unaware of their orientation.
I. E.: You were always a faggot.

>>34202430
That's just your opinion my friend.

The real escalation of the hedonistic treadmill concerns pleasure in my opinion. Having stuff up your ass just feels way too good. Normal masturbation can't even begin to compare. That's how fetishized homosexuality can come about.

>>34202672
STICKING THINGS UP YOUR ASS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GAY

>>34202430
Shut up Fag.


You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34202735
I was agreeing with you you simple-minded sissy. Can you learn to read beyond whatever nonsense you're spouting?

The way to pursue even more pleasure is to pretend/convince yourself you're gay. The pleasure itself being the positive reinforcement you need to actually believe you're gay even though you aren't.

Are you possibly projecting?

being gay is easy these days. women are evil.

>>34202430
cum in my boipucci pls you know you want too :3

>>34202430
will I turn into a barafag once my looks fade

tell me now so I know whether or not to blow my brains out

>>34202071
If I could find a "girl" with a massive penor who'd be willing to destroy my bum then I'd be happy.

>>34202838
post ur booty

>>34201794
>gotta shitpost
>turns out i'm gay

>>34201284
The gf part makes you a scumbag normie, but the gay part makes you a robot. smdh

I think I might be bi, but since I was never gonna have sex anyway idk how to feel about it.

>>34201783
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED HOLY SHIT IT'S SO PAINFUL
Still very nice.

>>34202430
>no I'm one of those special gays not a degenerate
>proceeds to describe a bunch of degenerate shit
lol fags

>>34201833
You know how your eyes go weird supposedly when you look at someone you find attractive? This would only happen to other guys and I tried to hide it and ignore it. Maybe I am gay and is why Ive never had a gf because my subconscious was never attracted to women. Idk anymore

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>got dr pavel
>turns out im cia

>>34201284
>turn out gay
>get killed by mike pence

>>34204519
Why did this make me kek so much?

>>34201284
Are you sure it's not that your girlfriend is actually just gross as fuck and unattractive?

>>34205045
Baneposting is a God-tier meme.