>"You're a wizard anon" what do?

>>34198837
Lead the robot uprising. No, I mean the REAL robot uprising. I'm going to lead an army of machines against the world.

stfu, im trying to alch these rune 2handers i already know

>>34198994
Wtf dude this is Harry Potter not terminator you mong, you have to do something magical.

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4 months to go until true wizard

>>34198837
thank my lucky star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDkbQQMOZmU

>>34198837
Get immediately placed in Hufflepuff and be cucked by Gryffindor for eternity

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would make me really happy actually

>>34198837
well alright alright alright

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Go curb stump some darkies

>>34198837
>Oneitis suckmydickis
>enjoy the life I deserve
feels good man

Wonder how almost 12 years passed without me noticing.

Check the dubs, Harry

>>34199998
>1 away from quints

You had one job!!

>>34199998
Hahahahahaahah sorry famalan

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>>34198837
Eggspegdo badronum!

Is there a way to make me handsome with magic?

>>34200113
Temporarily? Plenty. Polijuice pottion and body transfiguration. Permanently? There are permanent human transformation but it is something very tricky and very hard to do, only a very skilled wizard could do it properly, so you would need to find someone and convince them to help you. Besides, I'm sure there's a bard tale somewhere about going too far on your search for beauty with magic and actually fucking shit up,so you would have to be prepared to face possible consequences like being disfigured.

>>34198837
I would've asked why he didn't show up when I turned 30

>s-should I anhero. /r9k/?

>>34198837

I would lead my pure blooded companions to victory.

Except we wouldn't target the other wizards. We would instead destroy the humans.

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MAGIC MISSILE!

ALso find and exploit overpowered spells the author doesn't care to balance. Do what moldyfeet did, except make a million backups of my soul in random crap and dump them all over the world.

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>>34198837
Nothing new Famalam, 32 wizard, smoke an ounce a month to forget bigger problems than virginity.

>>34198837
find out if there's a way to make myself /fit/ and have a bigger johnson through magic

Cast girlio frendium

>>34200314
That's old, dear. This was the second part of Voldemort's plan, and the main objective of Grindelwald. After eradicating banishing or disarming muggle borns who would obviously sympathize with muggles, Voldemort intended to break the statute os secrecy and declare war on muggles.
Muggle borns and many others would stay on muggles side,so you would have to target your own kind eventually, there's no escape from that.

>>34200572
Your soul would collapse much before that. The consequences of splitting one's soul are many. Your spirit would be mutilated beyond recognition, meaning that you would be incapable of human feels. You would be more like a feral beast or a dementor, emotion wise of course. Your thoughts and intelligence would be unaffected,but splitting your soul beyond the breaking point might cause it to collapse. We don't know the numbers, but let's say if Voldemort had split his soul more one or two times, jis self, the remaining soul piece locked in his body that represents his owm existence and sentience, would be so unstable and damaged it would no longer work like a human being any more. So no, you can't go splitting your soul like youre cutting slices of a pie.

>>34198837
I can't be a wizard, I'm just anon

>>34201147
No, just anon. Yer a wizard.

>>34199021
>not addy plates

>>34201250
But ah can't be a wizard 'Agrid ahm just anon