Drop some NEET bars.

What does that mean? How do I drop "NEET bars"?

isn't "bars" nigger language for rap or something?

>>34198736

Exactly. I'm writing a song and I need inspiration.

uh....ugghh.....check check y'all

ain't nothing quite like being a neet
on the wagecuck's dime i eat tendie treats
anime and vidya is the name of the game
wishin i could just forget my parents' shame

>>34198670
ok ok...her we go

They say I'm a motherfuckin leech
That's what the wagecucks preach
But I'm chillin', sipping the drink in my cup
Don't have to worry bout life cause I'm a fuck up
Or am I? I don't
Just know I'm better than you laborin' hoes

Cause I'ma NEET not on the streets because the beat and waifu's just keep calling my name
Parents ashamed
I just play games

Every single day I get the government to pay for me
It's just the way for me what can I say?
Won't work tomorrow or today

Uh huh, uh huh

My laundry's sitting there and it needs to be cleaned
But I'm afraid to go outside because of self-esteem
So I'll go another day in shit-stained underwear
But mum and dad are on vacation so I don't even care

plug one, plug two

>>34198670
Ridin around the city in a foreign car
Smoke a blunt then I pop a bar
Roll down the windows and let the pistol spark

Semi auto extended clip
All these bitches on my dick but they ain't shit
I pull up on an opp and put him in a ditch

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>>34200052
>Ridin around the city in a foreign car

>NEET
>foreign car

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here are a bars

aight, aight, aight, check it out ya'll

its ya boi, the autist and retard
back at ya with a fist and these bars.

A fist, a flick of the wrist, to the chick named stacy
Click, click, click goes my school shooter gun to her face, see,
Only reason they're not dead yet is cause im lazy,
Tired of this life, ill just shoot myself instead, reee

Here I am, here I am, with a moldy bowl of cereal,
Hiding it because I'm scared of my mom and other people
seeing this shit and freaking out when they see a beetle
crawlin' around because I'm too fucking lazy to clear it all.

>>34199647
>>34199767
>>34199843
>>34200052
>>34200201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gnhjRr8WZt
I one-shot it so its probably trash garbage.

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Siting in the desk chair browsing the Web all dayyy
No relationships none of that shit nah
Wanna pull up with the stick
Desperation is a bitch yah

I've been sitting in the room for a week now
No contact I think they'd forget me now
Drinking eases the pain nah I can't afford it
Running insane nah I can't make it
Want a pretty queen but I can only fake it
Want a chance but I'll never take it
(Meant to be sung in a frank ocean style)

Every day in my room it's always the same
Still no gf and only got normies to blame
Feel like it won't be long until I crack
And when I do, I'll be aimin' for blacks
Gonna cruize thru your hood with my hand on the trigger
One look at me and you're dead nigger

>>34200397
I liked this but i made some small changes hope you dont mind.

Siting in the desk chair browsing the Web all day
No relationships, none of that shit, not today
Wanna pull up with the stick
Desperation is a bitch
click click click, nothin, fuck it

I've been sitting in the room for a week now
No contact I think they'd forget me by now
Drinking eases the pain nah I can't afford shit
Running insane nah I can't make shit
Want a pretty queen but I can only fake it
Want a chance but I'll never take it

And heres my trying it out: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hMWYGTgjce

I tried singing it but im shit. Rate anyways i guess.

>>34198670
I love how the pepe has a pack of backwoods lmao

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I'm on the light side
white side
white pride
black power slam your head on the walk side
side walk
crack your shit with the glock nine
cross at the stop sign
stop at the walk sign

>>34198670
It's time for some self improvement
Most of the time that my room has spent
filthy, the family's like 'where has the broom went?'
and by the time it's dark outside, I haven't moved yet

I'm thinking of signing up for some college classes
Subjects so easy, professors let alcoholics pass them
Get in shape, jog in the mornings and abolish napping
then go on a crash diet, starve myself - I'll just call it fasting

Every day, it's the same old shit on this board
Asking depressives what they are pissed for,
spamming steamfeels, IRC, and the discord
Race baiting and face rating, the real feels are ignored

At this point, I'd almost rather hear a Chad talk
than reread the same self pitying chat logs
from robots who don't get boned, like they're bad dogs
Gonna detox from these frogs, won't refresh the catalog

tfw no gf
im steamed
i love jerking off
nothing is what it seems)))

>>34198670
Wake up in the morning feeling lightly chilly
Stay in bed because I can you fucking dumbcunt silly
After a while, I walk the mile that to me is the walk
From my bedroom to the shitter where I'll drop my brown chalk
Deed is done, accomplished goals
Crawl back to bed and put my headset on
Notebook on my lap I'm feeling now OK
As I boot up and start shitposting on /r9k/

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>>34198670
Tendies be poppin'
chick's be droppin'
at the tip of my fedora
my Katana will be slicing you syonara!
tendies are hot,
my beats are hotter
the only thing grosser than Normies
is the Pee Pee Poo Poo jugs littering my floor
Mommy didn't clean her special boy's pen
if she doesn't soon I'm gonna REEEEEE again

how about that OP.

>>34198670
i stay spitting
the verse the rhyme im the master of the neet pardigm
the community got me down jobs arent around females be gotten hoes and prudes
this welfare bux they are the mood i go into the store and buy
whatever my heart be feeling like
i got the autism and time because t. shekel aint stealing mine

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and you don't seem to understand
a shame you seemed an honest man
and all the fear you hold so dear
will turn to whisper in your ear

and you know what they say it might hurt you
and you know that it means so much
and you don't even feel a thing

i am falling
i am fading
i have lost it all

i am falling
i am fading
i am drowning, help me to breathe
i am hurting, i have lost it all
i am losing
help me to breeeaaathe

>>34200357
nice

bloxxxx

assssss

I'll be layin' in bed
Till the day that I'm dead
All this time spent alone
Has got to my head
God throw me a bone
I'm hungry and cold
In my room filled with mold
(yeah)

Monday - Got nothing to do
Tuesday - Drinking Mountain Dew
Wednesday - Trolling threads and mocking you
Thursday - Nearing week's end
Friday - I don't have any friends

Counter-Stike?
I play it to win
But I gotta log off
Its time for din-din
Later I might jack off
(yeah)

But moms burnt the tendies
So I said fuck it
And I went to the Wendy's
Homestyle chicken strips
(yeah bitch!)
Taking fat bong rips
(yeah bitch!)
Lovin' them spicy sauce dips
(yeah bitch, yeah bitch!)

Trying to get some sleep
Depression seeped to deep
Life is going wrong
Stomps me like king kong
Girls think i'm a failure
Chad just gets to nail her

I think I'll try someday
But for now, I'm too afraid

>>34198670
I hate myself but I like to post frog memes
And jerking off to hentai playing on my computer screen
Piss drunk off gin alone in my room
Hoping my life will come to an end soon
I can't talk to girls, I'm an awkward beta loser
Just a spaghetti dropping alcohol abuser
I'm bad at rapping and even worse at living
Any girl won't be giving me the time of day
I'm just a fat autist posting on /r9k/
Do I have any friends? Ha ha ha that's funny
Maybe for you, not so much me
My only friend is a bottle of Tanqueray
But it isn't really cutting it in recent days
I'm so very lonely contemplating suicide
It doesn't get better, that was all a bunch of lies
Slide me a gun, I want off of this ride

>>34200614
Just gonna tell you dude, with some practice you have the potential to be a really good singer.

Women wait with breath bated hoping I will
eliminate the women hate
I serve more metaphors about abhoring whores than on a dinner plate
Maybe I would marry Perry if I she were a thinner Kate
If you hadn't heard it, my hairy dick will only rip the lip of a virgin - call that cherry pick

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>my penis is an extension of the soul,
>tomorrow i will swandive into a snake pit and finally become whole.
>already a laughingstock, my cock is constantly aimed towards past rituals.
>i will one day blast off & become reunited with the minerals
>and flintstone vitamins.
>and after that day passes i'll die again,
>in a vacuum alternate universe where i'm leviathan.
>look at me, i'm crying again.
>this wall of text is dedicated to the slowly decreasing number of my best friends.
>staring at the ceiling after i jerk off, anticipating the day when my next end begins.
>i'm swollen, but on my 3rd bowl of cereal today i realized that that does not make me whole.
>i've been admiring my lawn blindfolded so i can pretend to not notice the potholes.

anyone else know this feel?

>>34200614
Hey that's actually pretty nice and with a instrumental it'd actually be song ready

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>>34200872
Aye my names Yung wojak and I'm dissing this stupid ass nigga named pepe

Aye I pull up like the police in a ghetto hood
Nothing but aks got your waifu on my wood
Pepe that's a ugly ass name and I ain't kiddin.. fuck you nigga youll never have children
Peepeepoopoo? Nah more like shoot see shoot shoot I'm coming today to steal all those tendies then I'm finna burn down the mother fucking wendys

>>34202053
damn......hot ryhmes

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skyrim splaysh, stayckin caysh, smokin haysh freestyle, j'zargo slows like j'zargo knows, how it goes because he does slant rhymes in time to predict splaysh slime flowing like weed growin in the pipeline. this is my life's rhyme - abandoned as a kitten, hidden, smitten by a paysion for splayshin... story of j'zargo only time he cried was during the splaysh embargo

Cumdrop droptop
Fapping to a screen cause i dont wanna pull a glock on a thot (thot)
Finna hit a lick on chad if he cock block.

Got piss bottles on deck what you want? Up all night playing counterstrike my moms the plug but im her thug

Feelin' like a suicide, pull up to it half-dead
Normies on my homeboard
Janny killing trap threads
Every post I make I feel like I'm getting shafted
'Cause I ain't see a single cent for all these words I drafted
A (you)? I'd choose to live alone in motherfucking silence
but this motherfucking loneliness is driving me to violence

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>>34200614
Can I use this?

>>34201755
>>34201194
>>34201162
>>34200987
>>34200836
>>34200711
These should be in a museum or gallary of some sort.

>>34198670
Waitin for the first, so I can quench dat thirst
Not even workin, just 4chan im lurkin
You may know the streets but youll never know NEEEEEEET

>>34200711
Some serious lyricism in this one. Good job buddy.

Sunday night and it's a party of one,
On the end of my bed, armed with a gun,
I ain't no gangster, just one lonely anon,
Friends equal to the fucks I give: Not even one,
I'm done, prescription drugs got me numb,
No point in goin' on, good bye everyone

>>34200357
great job that was hilarious

>>34203955
Thanks, I love getting (you)s in these threads.

I live and breathe out ebonics
u hooked on my phonetical phonics
is that redundant?

stick a plan B pill up her ass
cum so fast it's like a spark in dead grass

>>34204099
bye bye anon
baby, u got it goin' on
u probably get 20000 neet bux
spend em on hooker's n other neat stuff

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Welcome to your life, there's no turning back,
Even while we sleep,
We will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

It's my own desire, it's my own remorse.
Help me to decide.
Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do, I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

This girl's eyes are so squinted, she look permanently sour
How'd you feel when your job pays 2 bucks an hour
She's my woman and I'm her man-ga lover
Buy so much hentai, I can't keep the rent covered
Empty food cupboard cause I sent money to L. Ron Hubbard
I patent anti gravity the way I laughingly do the hover hand
If I want kiss her, I need to pay another grand

Smug face anime, the prodigy of the neet bouqette,
Onahole in hand, the never ending lonesome fate
The kissless life of lost boufettes
The livelihood of autist, mate

We on an ultralight meme
We on an ultralight meme
This is a bot's dream, this is a bot's dream, this is everything

Deliver us pepes, deliver us memes
Deliver us stacies, you know we need them
You know we need them
You know we need them

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I miss the old Pepe, 4chan's alone Pepe
Chop up your soul Pepe, not the dumb /pol/ Pepe

I hate the new Pepe, the blaming Jews Pepe
The always rude Pepe, all in the news Pepe

I miss the sweet Pepe, the fun memes Pepe
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Pepe

See we invented Pepe, there weren't any Pepes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Pepes

I used to love Pepe, I used to love Pepe
I even had the frog suit, I thought I was Pepe

What if Pepe made a song about Pepe
Called "I miss the old Pepe"? That'd be SO r9k!

That's all it was Pepe, we still love Pepe
And I love you like Pepe loves Pepe

Because women are now whores without an ironing board,
robots seem to want to restore the order
back to "simple" times where men were flown across the border
slinging guns across their shoulder, not knowing what the war there had in store
& I ain't referring to brick-and-mortar

It'd be so cool to be a war vet
Have no say on where you're sent
And sure, you'll see gore, yet
you can then buy a new Corvette

Shipments dropped from planes faster than drones from Amazon
Quite unlike the movies, there ain't no cameras on
Can't ignore the violence, don't glorify it
It's mortifying, the Hollywood glam was wrong

After the funeral where they played "Taps" on a trumpet or a fife
If you didn't die, you'd be going home and fucking your wife
I mean, shit, apparently back then every single man got one
Like the titles of most incest, DNA says that's your "not son"
When you deployed, your wife enjoyed a sin-fest
Don't sound Christian blessed, the news is hard to ingest
All this news, your neighbor heard from an informant
Only a dormant beta doormat could ignore that

Somehow, the robots who get depressed over the weather
like to claim that life in the 1930s was better
'cause back then there was incentive to be a go-getter
said now by a comfy college student in a polo sweater

Despite fantasizing of busting their ass to earn their pay
this board consists of teens bitching about their learning days
You traps should be glad you don't live in a place where they murder gays,
acting like they're girls when everyone just heard them shave
And the betas staring at the ground, giving girls those murmured 'hey's'
Acting like your hoverhand is better than her other man, like you're deserving praise
Firmly plant your feet on the ground as if you're a weed, no purple haze
Get some fashion sense, stop lashing out at "Chad" for taking action when you can't get your way
That's girl's just a drop in the ocean, brah, don't mind the current's waves
Dropping concrete truth, as if my verse was paved

>>34207871
I based this on the posts of guys claiming that life decades ago was somehow better because men were respected for going to war and able to get a wife because they think nobody cheated until recently and then have an annoying "motivational" poster reply to it. It's basically a bunch of shit that rhymes, not really any meaning behind it.

>>34198670
>tfw NEET with no bars to drop

>>34201194
>>34201162
>>34200987
>>34200711
>>34200614
>>34200558
>>34200201
>>34207871

0 /10

AKLSDJLKAJLHHHHHSKHIIWUJXKNNNNCSNIGSSSS

here's a freestyle, inspired by 8 Mile
if only "freestyle" rhymed with 8 Mile
and writing it like eight mile doesn't help it rhyme with "freestyle"
and writing it like free style doesn't help it rhyme with "8 Mile"
can I start over again? no? shit...

the truth of my world, can't impugn or fight it
is that I ain't got a handle on things, like a unicycle
I wander around with no hope
got a dirty mind, I ran outta soap
can't see the colors, my world taupe
sitting around and shit post
without soda, I can't cope
by the way, this post was paid for by Coke
just kidding, but really, where's my frayed rope?
the chair's my only friend, I wanna kick it and hang
woulda done it if my mother hadn't dialed my digits and rang

from the womb to my tomb
I was destined to be alone
and that shit is set in stone
not merry cause I can't elope
my job went up in smoke, no dope
cause I'm straight edge, are you impressed?
wanna jump but I'm afraid of ledges

sorry for that, enough of the scary talks
my lame run-on rhyming is worse than Terry Fox
gay guys always see things as the ass half full
of a dildo, but for real, though
I guess it all depends on how you measure it
they never pegged myself for a pessimist
it's a treasure, my 'ex' marked the spot
in my brain that'll think every next sex worker's a cop
I hope this post gives a bump to the thread
I'll be in the other room, humping the bed

yo nigga finna trynna get sum

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

I have a fever
cause I'm hot for teacher
Tell the dentist my teeth hurt
like the choir and the preacher
The cheerleader said "cheers!" with bleach
We heard that in a speech
While we sat up on the bleachers
We couldn't seem to reach her
I really wanted to bleep her

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sitting at my PC
above a bag of feces
droppin shitposts, savin jpegs
grab a bowl of eggs, girl
just kiddin i can't talk to girls
you see
sometimes i dream about that special someone
then i wake up and see she never was one
just a figment of my robot imagination
a glitch in the system, son
once i even woke up and the yous were fuckin gone
and the shitposting was strong
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>34208951
This is a nice hip hop pepe. May i save it?

no references no preferences no desire to remain bullet in my brain

>>34208989
Did you actually put a bullet in your brain before writing more than a single line?

>>34208980
only if you vocaroo my terrible rap

>>34201162
best one so far, I could make a beat of this

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Good thread guys.

Organic

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>>34198670
Neet a leetle leetle leet
Gimme a fucking chocolate treet
Im hungry gree gree gree (uh!)
And im bored i want to die
suffocate with a tie (tie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPJOiWhJzsA best neet rap

I won't be a
Casualty to reality
Games is the escape
From the rat race of monotony
That's every day life working day-to-day
Just to take home a meagre ass pay

If wanted to waste 8 hours of my life
It'd be doing something I loved doing
Not screwing around with big business
Being a fucking drone selling phones
To misters and misses

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This shit is wack.
Let me spit some t-t-truth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yWoKV1_VY

(not on autism bucks, though I wouldn't mind)

everything I write is money, literal green texting
24 karat gold is what I'll get my screen etched with
every night so festive, still have a pre-teen's work ethic
you wagecucks practically pay me to dream, it's impressive

calling us losers for being on autismbucks hurts me
even though you fucks just bought this Canucks jersey
thanks for splurging for me on every excursion, it's sweet
not working isn't lazy, it's just a modern diversion for me
our parents' expectations are getting subverted
money for nothing is the new life of suburbans

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>>34200711
Pretty creative very nice

>>34200987
By definition a normies song

>>34200711
best in thread anon, well done

>>34202053
>shoot see shoot shoot
imbressive

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>>34200711
>tfw no nigger friends to rap with
I'm a pretty hip white guy let me join your gang.

>>34207607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FHuTpn21Q
start :37

Pepe's home
all alone
got no access to a phone (what?)
kill two birds with one stone
then it time to head straight home
by the time the door is closed
the keyboard opened like fiddy codes
the case is hitting overclock and going into overload

said she wanna roll with me and smoke up all my weed
i said ''babys a normie, fuck off'' then i leave to ree
i got some memes no life, babe, to no cecree
she said ''you need a job'' bitch, fuck a job, i need tendies

>>34212466
cecree->degree
listen to the original song and lmk if you want more senpai

>>34200987
Lain has one of the best sountracks to this day.
Especially this track stuck

Also, this thread is not half bad.
keep it up!

>>34212466
cont.

two digits mr. mothafuck-a-bot
'mr on r9k a lot' 16-05 fuck an OP
they hear these trips, man fuck those talk
piss in a bottle on the spot
(????) need a bitch on my jock
let that white stuff left to rot
on the carpet no floor to mop
my mom walks in i do not stop
we in the game all time is lost
peeps walk in like oh my gosh
mountain dew for all the nights
as the sun turns down the light
dont take no showers make it feel just all right, BITCH