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Things that annoy you in porn

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>when the cameraman starts starts saying shit in the middle of the scene
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>when the cameraman takes great pains to avoid filming that throbbing man-taint
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>>34193054

>When they show the guy and he looks like a disgusting homeless bum.

Sometimes I've actually had to turn porn off because of this

>Too much moaning (obviously fake)

>Too little moaning (can't get into it)

>Doesn't have a story.

As strange as it sounds, if there is no story, no matter how fake it is, I can't get into it at all anymore. Like just watching dick go into pussy with no story is like going in dry.

>Too much story, 10 minutes of story for 5 minutes of action.

I guess the middle road is good

>When the guy doesn't finish

>When she says to "Cum in her mouth" and he cums all over her face

REEEEEEEEEE
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>When my name jeff
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>when they show the guy's face
>when the camera is focused on the guy's ass
>when the girl leaves her socks/shoes on
>when the guy is covered in tattoos
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>>34193054
>when the male make noise
>over the top fake orgasm
>when the women don't orgasm
>when the tags you looked for not in the video
>when the video you like have everything you want but have no tags
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>>34193054
>When the black girl has weird seams or darker spots on her body near the pussy and asshole region.

>when the guy talks

>when the best shot of the video is only 10 seconds long.

>when your favorite video is randomly deleted for who knows why
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>>34193162
>when the camera focuses on man taint
>when she leaves her socks/shoes on
ME TOO, MOBILEFRIEND

ME TOO
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>when the cameraman is a woman and she starts saying how hot the scene
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POV when the guy puts his hand in the picture. Also if you don't fap exclusively to POV youre a cuck
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>image in the thumbnail is only a tiny part of the scene.
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when the guy has a bigger dick than me
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>>34193124

>Also, when she levels any clothes on at all.

NO NO NO NO NO
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>>34193054
>zooming in on genitals or penis going in and out of girl or man's asshole
I'm attracted to naked women. I watch porn to see naked women. If I just wanted to see vaginas, if google vaginas. And I'd rather not see the hairs in the guy's sweaty asshole when he fucks, guys. Just do full body shots.
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>foot fetish JOI video where the girl talks about how smelly her feet are and how much of a loser I am

I just like the aesthetics of feet. I don't get off on the stink or the humiliation aspect.
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>>34193054
What is this position called? Original question boys!
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>>34193204
>you don't fap exclusively to solo female Pov you're a cuck
ftfy
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>camera pans up
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>when the chick takes a facial and the scene immediately ends
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>when your favorite niche porn star makes her videos all fucking private and removes them from all free sites.

Annabelle flowers why....I just want to jack off to you sometimes...why make it harder.
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>when the blowjob sounds are too loud and over the top
I do not like the *SLURP SLURP GULP GULP* sounds.
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>>34193204
Why would I jack off to pov? That's just what you see when you fuck a girl. I jerk off to satisfy the desires that I can't by just fucking a girl.
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>>34193278
what are you talking about anon?, i only see a girl faking playing a game
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>when the girl sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9j3heYZAk8
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>>34193371
WHAT'S THAT POSITION CALLED MAN
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>is anything but homemade/webcam shit
Everything else isn't genuine and turns me off.
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>When the video features a woman wearing something really hot, and 20 seconds in it jump cuts to her totally naked.

Like fuck maybe I at least wanted to see it come off.
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>>34193353
Say it with me.
C u c k o l d
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>>34193054
>"teen" is a botoxed 30-year old with pigtails
>girl is wearing strings of twine or trashy gag gift clothes instead of normal clothes
>when you recognize the guy or girl from a dozen other scenes
>the guy is a slimy weasel who's even uglier than you
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>>34193409
The worst is when it just hard cuts to them fucking. Seeing the initial penetration is one of the best bits.
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>>34193054
>when male is ugly or looks like numale without glasses
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>>34193054
>when the creampie only lasts 3 seconds and then the dude pulls his dick out of her pussy/ass instead of giving her a deep injection.
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When the girl demands $000s

Seriously are the guys who make porn into findom or something??
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>"AH YEAH FUCK MMM FUCK MY PUSSY YEAH FUCK"
I just want to hear heavy breathing and cute moans, not someone yelling at the top of their lungs. Even worse is when the guy is trying to be as loud as the girl.
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>>34193497
>when the tittle said creampie,but the guy just cum on her pussy or anus
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>>34193269
This. Literally all foot fetish videos are this creepy femdomme stuff
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>>34193389
try using bing anon
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>>34193624
That's nice dude, now if only it was in english so I could type it in search bar instead of Midarebotan.
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>squirt video with no squirt
>squirt video with no orgasm
>when squirt is video become piss drinking
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>>34193162
>socks/shoes on

this is my fetish get out of here normie
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>>34193658
look up sex position chart on bing
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>>34193380
Lmao

Originally
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>>34193124
Virtue lies between 2 vices, eh?
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>>34193054
>That bald dude that's in every tranny flick
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>mother/daughter scene where they look nothing alike
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>"mom bangs son/son's friend"

>dude looks like he is 26 at youngest
>Really hairy, may even be balding
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>guy talks more than the girl

>girl has big tits
>no titfuck scene
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>"MILF" porn
>girl is 22 and childless
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>>34193054
>Things that annoy you in porn
When you're reading a doujin and a specific fetish is tagged only when it's a single page at the end
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>>34193278
full nelson
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>scene has a theme or a gimmick revolving a uniform
>the girl takes the uniform off 2 minutes in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34193269

I might be an idea but what does JOI stand for? Cos I watched this pretty hot incest 'JOI' porn and it was so good but they she started saying how much of a freak and loser I am and how pathetic I am. Not really hot anymore...
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>>34194460
jerk off instruction
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>Girl doesn't seem happy in the slightest
>Cameraman zooms in on the guys balls
>The guy is moaning
>Girl doesn't know how to give a blowjob
>Girl can't act
>Title says POV, vid is not in POV
>Title says HUGE DILDO, dildo is 6 Inches
>Video has an interesting title, is a collection of clips
>Video is a one minute clip
>Video is filmed in a poorly lit room with a cellphone
>Video ends before anyone cums
>Cameraman just aims the camera at the vagina and nowhere else
>Video says HUGE SQUIRT, squirt is not huge

I fucking hate porn
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>dragon dildo video
>girl is a hamplanet with folds in her folds
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop uploading these you disgusting pieces of shit, nobody wants to see your ugly ass on a Dragon Dildo
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>>34194011
Christian is god tier, though.

Aesthetically pleasing (no tattoos, no hair, no ghost white or nigger), silent, nice dick and nice moves.

No homo, though.
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>Watching hentai
>Story is very vanilla and the plot doesn't involve NTR
>RAPE SCENE
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>trap/sissy video
>has a cock bigger than yours
RUINED!!!!
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>>34194011
he's in a tonne of tranny porn and pegging stuff fucking hate him so much he ruins any vid he's in
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>When It's like super HD and brightly lit
>When the set is a mcmansion or some other nice looking house
>When the chick is fucking screaming like she is being tortured and raped
>When she doesn't make any noise at all
>Cumming in her face
>Gangbangs with like 20 dudes on one girl or 20 girls on one dude
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>woman appears to be enjoying herself
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>>34194608
That only makes it hotter, faggot.
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>>34194608
That makes it all hotter, desu.

>"she" has a bigger dick than your or the guy doing the dicking
>yet is stuck taking in the ass like a good little sissy faggot
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>when the roastie has her socks or shoes still on
into the basuda it goes
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>>34193054
when she's suckin balls but doesn't have the courtesy to eat the ass
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>>34194579
>>34194613
He lets fat black women sit on his face and gets fucked by black trannies. He's a faggot.
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>>34194826
Sorry senpai, I don't watch bestiality so I wouldn't know.
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>guy just hocks a loogie on the pussy
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>when 5-7 minute video skips through to many scenes
>Just stick with one scene if it's a short vid
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>>34194460
>>34193269
>be somewhat of an oldfag
>start occasionally watching JOI about 8 years back
>gentle femdom
>dildo blowjobs
>sexy enticing talk and posing packed into a few minutes so I'm not searching through a long scene for a good scene to bust to
>findom, cuckolding, and sissy shit didnt really exist

fast forward to current year where fucking half the JOI scenes on xhamster are faggot shit that I can't fap to like
>nasty 5/10 cunts calling themselves princesses when I've fucked hotter women
> 5/10 cunts ordering men to pay them for the privilege of looking at them(in a vid originally from clips4sale)
>"femdom" videos with some basic bitch horribly playing the part of some cackling dominatrix
>the actress berates the viewer as a bitch, pussy, faggot
>every fucking video has a count down
>"princess" with god awful acting skills does a count down but fucks up counting a few times to "tease and deny" you while fake cackling
>cunts telling the viewer to eat their cum
>scenes involving being "locked in chastity"
>cunts telling men to assfuck themselves
>cunts accusing men of being faggots and instructing them to jerk off to gay porn
>cunts telling men to crossdress
>cunts telling men to become cucks and eat nigger cum


JOI is dead, the cucks killed it basically
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>>34194905
who doesn't enjoy spitting into a hole when they are near one?
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>>34195437
I like when they do this, especially when they spit on the asshole and use it as lube.
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I hate when women get cum or piss or squirt in their mouth and they just gargle it and let it fall out of their mouth instead of swallowing it
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>when theres black """""people"""""
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>>34195522
This. It like builds up and you're waiting for it to happen, then it just turns into a disappointment. Like some said earlier, it's like cumming on their pussy instead of inside. You're already there, just finish it correctly damnit.
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>girl has a bra or shirt on for more than 20% of the fucking
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>>34193162
>when the girl leaves her socks/shoes on
Oh so you're a faggot, okay.
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>>34195578
I completely agree the whole reason I watch those kinds of porn is to see a women drink another woman's piss or swallow 5 loads of cum in a bukakke type setting. Reeeee
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>Blowjob
>Guy jerks himself off to finish
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>>34195612
>wanting to see feet makes you gay
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>>34194557
unfortunately there always are some guys who give fatties attention
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>>34195069
Those short videos are previews of the whole video, which you have to buy to see the full scenes
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>>34195657
Yes, actually. Footcucks are subhuman
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When the whore shows more than one load in her mouth. Who likes that shit? It doesn't bother me how many cumshots she takes to the face though
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>small/petite girl scene
>suddenly that big bald fuck (you know who) shows up and always does his fucking full nelson signature move
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>when she just flops her tits over her bra instead of taking it off
>when the guy is ugly or old
>when you don't see the girl stripping
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>same generic handjob/blowjob with same stupid expression with the same dick as the last porn you watched
>focusing on face
>anal
>sucking dildo
>tit fuck
>ANYTHING THAT ISNT JUST A VAGINA BEING PENETRATED
>feet

99% of porn right there, fuck that
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>>34195721
I like that shit anon ;(
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>Girl starts gagging on the cock
>Spits out all these mucus and spit onto the cock afterwards
Is that supposed to be hot?
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When the title just completely lies
>young amateur takes it in the rear for the first time
>stars Sasha Grey

>hot teens loves anal creampie
>mid-30s woman gets a facial
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>>34195731
>when the guy is ugly or old
Seriously this. They seriously cannot find some decent looking young guy willing to have sex?
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Asslicking.
Not sexy; just unhygienic!
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>>34195796
You never had a really sloppy blowjob? If I didn't know any better I'd think this board was full of autistic virgins
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>>34195827
Why would I want a girl covering my dick in her snot? That's fucking disgusting
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>>34195796
>not liking the best type of blowjob
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>not sister getting secretly fucked by not brother and not mother finds them and joins in
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>entire premise of the video involves woman wearing some hot outfit (ie maid, cheerleader)
>takes it all off halfway through the intro blowjob

>always ends in a facial
>ALWAYS
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>>34195861
I've yet to see one with snot. that would be gross. You must be confusing the spit for snot. Link a vid to what you're talking about.
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>>34193054
>a tall girl will never hold me like that
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>only actresses who cater to my fetishes are old as fuck
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>Girl is absolutely 200/10 gorgeous, about to submit to exactly your fetish wearing the perfect outfit
>It's a one minute clip and you can never find the rest of it or her name no matter how hard you try
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>>34193243
You must have a hard time with porn
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>site has options for searching
>only way to get full vids is by searching by duration
>pick highest option, 5min+
>5:01 videos everywhere
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>supposed to be schoolgirl
>just some plastic-faced 30+ year old in a shit fancy dress costume

I'm not expecting actual school aged girls, but atleast young, petite girls who look like they could be that age.
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>>34195919
while the only thing holding your weight is her strap-on
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>anything with a big production
>not amateur
>no masturbation
>not asmr-ish

i love porn thats like asmr.
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>tfw you have an empornium account
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>When the girl has nice ass and they don't do a fucking POV doggy style
>when I'm doggy style, focusing the camera at the girl's back instead of her ass hole
>when the video ends right after the guy cums
>when they tity fuck the girl and don't cum over her tits
>when the guy starts talking after he came saying corny shit like, "fuck that was fantastic, you're really good at it"
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>>34193283
I fucking hate this guy, fucking gay ass in nigger ruins my tranny porn reerrrrrrrrdeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>34193054
>when the dude starts moaning louder than the girl "oooh yeah baby, yeah you like that, yeeeeah, yeeah, you want my dick, yeaaah" chill lil john and stfu
>when the faking is painfully obvious "mmm oh yeah, give it to my wet little pussy yeaah, oh god yeah, mm give it to me harder my pussy is so wet mmm"
>when the faggot camera films the dudes taint for some reason while breathing like an asthmatic guy in a sauna
>when the guy flops the dick out without shooting in and then shoots out piss weak money shot and misses the main targets and hits her shoulder or some shit
>when the acting is so bad it makes bollywood proud
>when she doesn't squirt or cum
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>>34195458
gods yes. Or just pinning their head down into the pillow and spitting in their mouth when they moan.
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>>34195826
Seems like you don't clean your ass pretty well, boi
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>>34196073
I just discovered that I like this like a week ago.
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>Watching professional porn

lel, I can only get off to amateur shit.
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>>34194627
U got me guud, faggit.
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>>34196083
>>when the guy starts talking after he came saying corny shit like, "fuck that was fantastic, you're really good at it"

Ugh. That's why I mainly watch Lesbo stuff. Guys in porn are just embarrassing.
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>>34196111
Like I don't even know what it is about it. You'd think it be gross but it's just so hot.
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>When it's just two kids, one sandbox
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>>34195826
I wonder how much more uthwash they use after filming that nasty shit. Honestly it dumbfounds me.
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>>34196153
Amateur porn is too real to me to get off to when I'm in a dry spell. It just depresses me and makes me think about ex gfs.
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>when the girl doesn't have a feminine penis
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>>34196194
You should originally kill yourself.
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>>34196129
Its really good and oddly sensual. Just hard to find decent videos.
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>>34196205
It is. I think its can be lewd and intimate. Even with casual vanilla sex.
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>>34196228
arghhhh
whyy
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>>34196194
Why the fuck would I want to watch a guy and a girl when I can watch two girls?
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>>34196263
> awwwww fuck
> yeah you like that?
> hnnnngh god damn
>exhaling violently
Does this turn you on?
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>Italian lesbian scene.
>Girls are all really good looking.
>Start getting naked, kissing.
>Suddenly there's this old man in the corner.
>He's sitting behind a desk in a suit.
>Pulls out his little old dick.
>Starts jerking it making strange noises.
>Cuts back to the lesbians all kissing and beginning to get to it.
>Randomly cuts to the old man jerking it every once in awhile.

WHAT WERE THEY THIIIINKING?
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>>34196282
Sensualness is what a lot of porn is missing. I mean, sometimes it can work without it, but with it it can just get twice as better as it would have been.
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>professional porn
>overly fake
>can barely tell these are actual people

>amateur porn
>can't be bothered to get a cameraman, make it POV
>terrible, TERRIBLE camera work
>can't see anything
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>>34194171
Jesus this pisses me off more than anything
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>>34196446
>can't be bothered to get a cameraman
>amateur porn
Sidenote: non-pov is turbocuck tier
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>>34196416
I agree with you, friend. When i fap i want to feel like im there and someone is helping me get off.
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>>34193407
This! People always say that "porn is a lot different from rl" but I only watch homemade type shit
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>>34195800
I know how to title my vids now
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>>34193170
http://www.xvideos.com/video631291/black_guy_orgasm
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>nailpaint
it's disgusting
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>>34196340
Link to the video? I kinda wanna see this
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>>34196647
"Ashley Robbins Lesbian Show" on Pornhub.

>mfw somebody edited it to remove the old man.
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Many things really annoy me about porn.

>That stupid fucking porn voice that nearly every single American woman does in porn.
These stupid cunts see other stupid cunts doing this voice and then they think that it's a requirement to sound like a retard.
>Interview at the start.
>Girl talks normally, has really pleasant sounding voice.
>Dick touches them for half a second.
>"OH YEAH, MMM-HMM, YOU LIKE THAT?" in some stupid fucking high-pitched whine.

>Directors/cameraman who forget what sort of scene they're doing.
I was watching some interracial threesome scene (little skinny beta boy gets dominated by a black cougar and a white cougar) and it was clearly meant to be a story scene. Halfway through the scene, someone on the crew started shouting out instructions on what to do.

>The term MILF.
MILF is a fucking stupid category description for porn. All MILF does in porn is show that a woman gave birth at some point.
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>cunts accusing men of being faggots and instructing them to jerk off to gay porn

The fuck? Is that really a thing?
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>>34195908
>finds them and doesn't join in
Ftfy
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>bad porn acting

Jesus this is,probably the most annoying thing. Tbh I'd rather fap to a black and white silent porn flick than one where anyone talks. I usually mute the video or fap to a picture instead.
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>Search for femdom.
>Nothing but stupid cunts who think that being a bitch is the same as being dominant.

>Search for JOI.
>Nothing but stupid cunts insulting the viewer for watching, no encouragement whatsoever.
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>Chubby porn
>It's actually BBW

I want my fat tummy fucks.
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can't believe shallow creampies haven't been mentioned yet. I fucking hate it when the guy only has his tip in when he cums like ffs dude how are you not gonna plunge deep so you can seed her womb, that's the fucking appeal of cumming inside. besides if your loads are so weak that you need to do that shit to get it to drip out your genes are weak and you will not survive the race war
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>when the guy fucking the girl isn't Adrien Agreste
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>>34193450
Fucking hell, I hate this.
What's worse is when they do it with gloryhole porn. The best part of any gloryhole scene is watching the girl's face when the dick comes through the hole for the first time.
When they just cut straight to the girl sucking dick, it's just disappointing.

Also,
>Gloryhole video.
>Guy walks into the girls stall and just fucks her in there instead of through the hole.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>doujin of you're waifu
>tags: rape
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>>34197164
>when the guy isn't fucking Adrien Agreste
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>>34193371
Why do they all look like thicc trannies that have somehow managed to get real breasts
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>>34197213
>Watching your waifu in porn

Fucking cucks
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>Time for the cumshot.
>Guy screams like Goku getting fisted.
>A single drop of semen dribbles out.
Fucking shameful.
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>Search feet pov
>find a good video to fap to
>Thumbnail looks good too
>It's a shot purely of the socks and away from the face
>Video begins and it's actually a late 30 something guy with hairy legs and a beard
>This issue can't be fixed no matter how specific the search terms are.
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>3 minutes of a blowjob, 4 minutes of doggystyle, 2 minutes of the girl jerking him off onto her face (and it's likely he has to finish himself because she's terrible at it.)
I know you hate your jobs but do you really have to make the most boring video ever?
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>>34195861
Hes probably talking about how phlegmy it is and I'd have to agree, I'd have to be sex deprived for like a year to want that shit on my cock
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During an interview with the girl

>whats your favorite position?
>dogeestyle

Everytime
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>>34193294
This so much. Why the fuck do directors do this?
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>>34193294
>>34197515
Who wants to see a girl with a face full of cum just standing there doing nothing?
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>>34196073
Can you give examples of this please?
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>>34197537
Me for fuck's sake
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>>34197555
Look up swallowsalon.
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>when the ladyboy sounds like a gay guy
>when it's that fat old hairy dude in the zorro mask fucking the ladyboys
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>>34197537
Because otherwise the screen cuts to black and I see a reflection of myself cumming.
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>>34197600
Maybe you need to finally get a good monitor.
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>girl tagged as Japanese
>is clearly Chinese or some kind of Southeast Asian
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>>34197600
that would just make it better tho
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>>34197847
>Girl tagged as Korean or Chinese
>It's always Japanese porn, with the girl speaking Japanese, and the genitals pixelated

Having a preference for girls that live in countries that ban pornography production is suffering
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>>34193269
This this this this this

Feet are pretty, I don't want to be insulted, and I want want to smell unpleasant things.
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>No pornography of tribeswomen getting fucked by white guys.
I understand how difficult it would be to produce something like that but god damn it, I want to see it. It's like the ultimate in amateur voyeur ebony porn.

>You were born too late to help colonise and fuck native girls.
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>cute looking petite girl, playing the role of a schoolgirl
>she's got tattoos

every fucking time
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>>34198166
China is quietly colonizing large swaths of Africa right as we speak. They act very respectful to whatever tinpot dictator is in charge, invest into the infrastructure of the country and then give the government a cut of all the natural resources they pull out. They operate with impunity and as long as President Whatever gets a few tens of millions of dollars a year, they get to settle in Chinese to facilitate the transfer of mineral wealth to China. Africans are learning Chinese to try and get in with the new boss in the room.
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>>34197213
I started watching this really cute 18 year old pornstar, and I dig deeper and find out she's into hardcore BDSM and rape porn. It kind of makes me sad.
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>>34198248
The dream of native bush girl sex is dying.
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>>34194582
That makes it better bby
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>tfw Pajeets drag you into a flame war in the comments sections
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>Title along the line of "Sexy Ebony Woman loves and worships white cock!"
>It's just a normal fucking video and not once in the video does the woman say anything about how much she likes white dicks.
Fucking hell. BBC worshipping cucks can have their pick of raceplay videos with the woman talking about how much they like black dicks but barely anyone is approaching raceplay from the other end.
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>>34198435
>mmm, i think u are very sexy. i wud like to date u up in your delicious pussy. call me beatiful 0853-855-134 i have enormous 4 inch pens for u
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>guy cums in girls mouth
>she pushes it all out of her mouth and rubs it all over her face
They act like it's sexy but really they're just avoiding swallowing
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>>34198480
There are literally raceplay videos of black women denigrating themselves and calling themselves slaves to the white man fucking them, I dunno what you're smoking dude.
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>Girl dresses in extremely sexy apparrel
>shows it off for like 30 seconds
>removes it for sex
Ffs the clothes enhance the sexual appeal and are the only reason I am watching your video out of legions of other pornos.
Your'e getting paid to fuck, so the least you can do is wear slightly uncomfortable clothes while you stand there and take a dick in your ass.
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>>34198504
I was thinking about that earlier today.
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>>34196121
Actually I do, but I still wouldn't want anyone to stick their tongue up it!
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Sometimes the facefucked guy gets in a good quip until he starts trying to figure out if the girls were molested and shit
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>they show the guy fucking
>his peepee is in the center of the frame
>they film the penis going into the vagina/ass in closeups (vaginas are disgusting and so are penises)
>the guy fucking is noisy, breathes into the camera or goes all "UUU AAAA! AUUU! EEAAARGHHH!" when he cums
>the girl says cringy shit like "cum on my face!" and the few variations of that
Needless to say, I rarely watch normal porn. I prefer japanese gravure models just being in bikini and or get naked and jack off to that.
When really horny I just fap to some jap puke porn and rarely to normal porn with sex.
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>>34198548
This pisses me off too. The girl has some nice lewd outfit and they just tear it off. I have seen countless sluts fuck naked, it's so vanilla and boring.
Have some outfit on for fucks sake. This is why some jap porns where the girls keep their shirt and skirt on are rare treats. Same with meido outfits and so on. Much better when they keep that stuff on.
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>>34199582
What? Explain this better.
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>>34193188
>I'll probably never see Amazon Lesbian Tribe again

Fuck me, that was the best fap I ever had.
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>>34199639
He'll ask what age they were the first time they had sex.

They'll tell him something lame like 22 so then he asks when was the first time they sucked a cock trying to get a lower age response

There's a couple times he's outright asked if they were molested by their dad/uncle
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>>34193269
This but with armpits. I like how they look and licking them. I'm not at all turned on by the thought of licking them when they're sweaty and stinky.
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>>34193278
>using both joysticks at the same time
Are porn stars so normie they dont realize you need to press buttons?
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>>34197600
Do you really sync up your cumshot with the guy's cumshot? Lmao!
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>spits on cock/pussy
>immediately start sucking/licking it
What the fuck was the point? This is a huge turn off for me because I hate spitting in general.
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>>34199886
Yup. My Mom watches me do it. If I get it bang on time I get 1000 GBP.

Can't pass that up desu.
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>>34199867

There are a bunch of games where you play like that you fucking casual
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>>34193124
Why?!

Why did they have to cut to the """brother""" fucking this chick

Fucking Rob Zombie looking piece of shit
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>>34194171
>Birth
>Ovi
>Rimming
>exactly one page or panel between 15 pages of shit nippon head

R E E E E E E E

As for actual porn more or less everything bugs me. I almost exclusively fap to a tiny selection of sfm porn that meets my requirements to to still images while listening to ASMR
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>>34200038
The sauce is Cockninja studios sister massage
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>>34199890
HOW!? That's one of the hottest things for me. I mean I don't like spitting in each other's mouths or something like that, but a nice sloppy blowhole? Who says no to that?
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>When they show the guy fucking the hot bitch is actually an old fart.
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>>34199595
>pussies and dicks are disgusting
>but puke is hot
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>>34195826
>Look up asslicking/eating

Always faggots making chicks eat their ass instead of the other way around
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>>34200242
THIS
HIS
IS
S
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>>34200163
This. Instant boner nuker.
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>>34193054
>dude in casting couch's scarred fucked up looking biceps and roid gut

it is so fucking distracting to be looking at this dude's gross looking arms that look like he had bicep cancer and got his biceps like surgically removed or something.
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>>34200242
>wanting to see a guy eat a girl's ass
>not watching lesbian ass eating instead
>>
Anyone else here can't get into lesbian porn unless there's penetration?
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>>34200335
>lesbian ass eating

You mean "watch this girl hesitantly and clearly without an ounce of enjoyment, spit vaguely near the other's asshole and then proceed not to get in there"

There's only been one or two vids I've ever been able to enjoy with the lesbo rimming. Clearly fake but the hammy acting at least gives the illusion that she's into it
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>>34200163
Every time originally this
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>>34200400
You're doing something wrong if you can't find tons of enthusiastic lesbing rimming
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>>34200096
I know the sauce

I just hate that the guy looks a hobo
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>find absolutely godlike video
>never find a single video like it ever again
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>>34200507
He's also a massive cunt. Just read his replies
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>>34193054
i cum at the worst possible time, every time.
>gonna blow
>zoom in on dude's butthole
like clockwork
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>>34193124
>story
just jack off for thirty seconds to the dude banging the girl, what the fuck just go to a theatre and watch a movie if you want to watch a film
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>>34193054
>The guy is bald
>The guy really is hairy
>The guy moans, especially when it sounds like he is the one taking the D
>Tattoos, piercings, gauges, etc.
>Degenerate whore moans too much or too loud (e.g Sasha Grey)
>Obvious fake incest, on top of that, they insist to make it credible with stupid dialogues like "you like it sis (or brother)?" "whoa cousin, you're so nasty" "you're a good son"
>Fat people
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>>34193054
>when she starts moaning as soon as he sticks it in
>when there's 2 minutes of film and it's just his dick
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>>>34193278
>>using both joysticks at the same time
>Are porn stars so normie they dont realize you need to press buttons?

what's any third person game ever created

get good
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>>34193624
literally nobody has ever used bing.
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>>34200640
she could be using both joysticks in like a quick time event like in those sherlock holmes games where you need to use both of them to eavesdrop on conversations.
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>>34200392
Right here. There's no point if there isn't any.
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>>34194011
yeah but his life must be great
>monopoly on tranny porn shoots
>probably all right money
>guessing he likes his job
christian's got it better than you, man
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>>34200586
>Tattoos, piercings
I don't mind these, I actually think it's hot, as long as the tats aren't completely over the top. A couple tats (preferably one on ass), along with with nipple and (especially) tongue piercings is perfect in my opinion.
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>>34193054
>When the woman can't even fake enjoying it

when its obvious she's faking it

>When guys smaller than me are smashing the poon and the writers have the audacity to make her say "that's a nice/big/etc cock"

>When the dude has body hair
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>>34195984
>not having a mature fetish
You blew it.

Also:
>Tranny's dick doesn't work
>No kissing
>That one angle (you know the one)
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>>34193054
>girl swearing constantly while moaning
Ruins it every time
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>>34200666
I use Bing because I hate Google as a company, and Bing gives you Amazon gift cards for using them a lot.
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>>34200325
His gut grosses me out, fucking huge outtie. Ugh
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>>34195823
They're all in gay porn ;(
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>>34195796
>not liking sloppy blowjobs
what are you fucking gay
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>when there's a man involved in any way
>when a video starts out great then a black guy walks in

If you don't strictly jerk off to Fetish JOI vids from Clips4Sale you're a cuck
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>>34193054
>when a British girl starts talking

OI LAD STICK THAT FOOKIN CAWK IN ME PUSSAY YE BLOODY WANKA! BLIMEY!!
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>>34195332
This. I started with joi because it wasnt as lackluster as masturbation and wasnt as cucky as regular porn. Sometimes i just lower the volume to the point i cant even hear what they say i just hear the voice
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>>34200163
What is "Every JAV ever" for 500
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>>34193054
>they're not speaking english
>they stop every minute or two for the cameraman to take a picture with a bright ass flash
>the girl is trying to talk in the middle of the blowjob
>the guy starts talking in the middle of the blowjob
>he doesnt hold her down deep to finish in her mouth and cums on her face instead
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>>34195861
>Light phlegm is bad
>Liquids from a place that can hold/grow yeast infections isnt

Ummm?
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>>34193283
>Ramon has fucked Remy, Lexi, and that cute Asian girl
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>incest porn
>oh yes step brother pound me harder

Boner killed
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>favorite girl has new video
>it's with a black guy
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>>34200163
Search up "BluePillMen", these old fucks are living the life. They're all still able to get it up and are still very well endowed, meanwhile they get to fuck prime whores. It's kinda gross though so that's your only disclaimer.
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>dude says he's about to cum
>Let's out a hardy grunt
>One little droplet of cum falls near her mouth

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34202138
>girls first and only non-solo vid is with a black guy

Amalia why would you do that to me
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>when the cameraman/director won't shut up with the cringe dialogue.

"Oh yeah? You wanna show me that beautiful pussy you like my c-cock huh you like that oh wow" literally the whole video

I'm looking at you Rodney Moore you stupid ugly Jew.
>>
LE WHITE GIRL *POUNDED* BY FIRST BBC XD
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>that same guy in every fucking incest video

You people know who I'm talking about
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>indian guys in the comments who think the girl is actually reading their stuff
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>getting near jizzing
>find a good, HQ looking 5 minute video
>awwww yeah this'll do it
>open it
>the first 4 minutes and 45 seconds are just the fucking porn stars talking to each other and acting and shit
>they start kissing in the last 15 seconds

FUCK YOU
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>>34193054
>no nigger in the thumbnail or title
>click video
>the male actor is a nigger
>close video
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>video starts with ending of another video
>audio becomes out of sync in the middle of fap
>apartment is too upscale
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>>34194627
>MFW This is actually the only way I can enjoy porn
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>porn is clearly maden for the ego of the director and not the enjoyment of the viewing

Also

>find the perfect girl
>literally every scene she's done is her getting fucked by fat old creeps who don't shut up

Also

>girl does solo vids
>puts out a video of her fucking a guy
>can never watch her again due to jealousy
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>heavy emphasis on feet, like half the screen is taken up by them
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>>34198166
I fucked a tribal woman on a humanitarian trip aka giving free shit to dirt poor people. Still feel guilty about it. But she was constantly flirting with me the whole time I was there so whatever.
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>Guy won't shut the fuck up and keeps moaning at 500% volume
>Audio is shit and everything sounds like it's underwater
>Girl moans way too much before even being penetrated
>Girl is shit at dirty talk but keeps trying the whole time
But what takes the cake:
>Titfuck/handjob/blowjob video
>Ends with the guy having to jerk himself off to climax
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>>34202260
Because it's popular right now. Tons of cuckolds want to watch niggers fuck white women, so they probably get paid a lot.
Hopefully that shit dies out soon.
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>zooms in on genitalia ignoring the rest.
>focuses on something else ad infinum every 10 seconds
>PUTS THE FUCKING CAMERA BEHIND THE GUY'S ASS WHILE FUCKING THE GIRL MISSIONARY! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER DO THIS?!
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>>34193054
>Anal+BJ scene, guy has the same facial expressions throughout the video
>>
>out of nowhere there's abuse or piss or shit
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>>34202929
The fuck are you watching that there's surprise piss and shit?
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>>34203026
i dont watch, i stick with pictures. Videos dont do it for me
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>>34197591
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Oregano
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>looking for fetish stuff
>see a thumbnail that looks hot as fuck
>check the preview, it's exactly what you want
>click
>video doesnt have sound
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>>34200527
>I'll never see that woman seduce that "virgin" girl who really pulled it off again
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>>34203055
>He faps to still images
Unless these are doujins, the fuck is wrong with you, grandpa?
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>>34203332
It's just not something i like
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>>34203332
>a thread full of people bitching about the myriad problems in live-action porn
>"the fuck is wrong with you" when somebody opts out

Jesus fucking christ you faggots are the absolute worst
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>>34203402
Just find the perfect vids.
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>>34199867
>>34200640
Maybe she's playing Katamari Damacy
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>>34203412
when I can find 20 perfect images in a fraction of the time?

when my tastes and fetishes are poorly covered by organics, if at all?

the closest to real porn I care to get is the rare shaving clip
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>>34202332
Fucking cargo shorts and sandals
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>>34193414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GS8JNE7RhU

almost always dressed as super man
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>when they talk
>when the cameraman talks
>advertisement for other pay-only porn in the middle of the fucking clip
>when the preview for the pay only porn is like barely 10 seconds of footage
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>>34193124
Post links to porn you can fap to it appears we have the same issues
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>>34193704
>he thinks squirting is real
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>When they cut stripping or putting in
>Hairy guy
>only like 3 positions
>bj at the start
>finish with bj
>bj at all
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>Tan, heavily tattooed woman that's pretty ugly but has a massive amount of make up to cover it up

There I just described 90% of porn stars. This is why I just make shitty pixel art and fap to it.
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>>34197357
reminds me of that one throatfuck dragon ball z parody then he goes super sayin and facefucks a chick with like bad cgi sayin hair LOL
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>>34203634
Show pixel art pls
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>watch early 2000's porn
>about to climax at the same time as the cumshot
>suddenly, camera fucking zooms in on the guy's face

this is why i don't watch porn made before 2009
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>>34193054
Guy and/or girl doesn't have femine benis
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>When they zoom in or cut to the guy's face for any extended period of time

He's not supposed to be a person in this equation hombre, you're doing it wrong.

I find it funny males ironically enough are more objectified in heterosexual porn than females are.
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>>34198435
lol the fucking pajeet comments on porn videos cringey but funny as fuck

oh bb me like yu very much me naem iz pajeeet yu r vury sexooziaaay

ahahAHAHAHAHA
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>>34193054
>>when the cameraman starts starts saying shit in the middle of the scene

I actually defend this, especially considering that most porn in the west doesn't even have the slightest bit of a "story"

Altough it depends A LOT in the camera man itself (and in wich momments he does the talking), it can make the difference between an ice breaker in a sea of awkwardness between the two actors and "that annoying guy who doesn't shut up and ruins the whole scene"
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>censors

Fuck the japanese.
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>Finally found animated hentai that has my fetish AND a black guy I can self insert in to
>See people mad as fuck that there is a black guy in it
>Feel sad that because of these kinds of people who get extremely asshurt about blacks that people like me are almost completely ignored
I have no problem self inserting as a white/lightskinned guy all the time, why the fuck can't you whites do the same the extremely rare occurrence it happens in non-cuck fetish porn?
It makes me feel like I don't/not supposed to exist.
Black guys want to fap too.

If you're curious, it's loli
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>>34200208
japanese women can make puking from deepthroat kinda hot tbqh
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>>34203990
Is it that one in the alley with what looks like late PS2 graphics?

And as a non-white I know your feel.

I'll never understand how small and sexually insecure of a person you have to be to find any problem with non-cuck porn with blacks in it.
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>>34204056
>Is it that one in the alley with what looks like late PS2 graphics?
No it's Little Landlady 2https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2178197 but you have me curious now. Source?
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>>34204122
http://hentai.animestigma.com/fuwa-kumi/
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>>34203895
>porn is on
>the fucking is happening
>suddenly camera
>ooooh oh yeaaaah suk that phucking dick bb
awwww yeaaaauh beg for it ahuehuehuheuhe


no no fucking weirdo stop talking camera man lol
>>
>"Fisting"
>Only 4 fingers

Also, there's some faggot on Xvideos that does nothing, but post the exact same fucking videos with annoyingly shit English.
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>>34194627
Start watching JAVs, m8

You're missing up
>>
>gigantic oversized tits

Anything past medium sized is just a turn off
>>
>crossdress video
>he gets fucking naked
I LIKE THE DRESS PART OF IT YOU FUCK. NO, MAKE UP AND LONG HAIR ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, I WOULD WATCH TWINKS IF I WANTED ENTIRELY NAKED GIRLY DUDES.
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>>34204396
I mean you're missing out

fugg sleep deprivation
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>>34204451
>you will never find girly traps begging daddy to cum inside
>>
>when theres a camera guy at all

solo or nothing tbqh
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>>34195332
holy shit that feel

finding a good joi is a real struggle
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>>34204620
I'm slowly moving in that direction.
>>
> facials
They are overused desu, bodyshots are fucking awesome but very rare.
>>
>>34204451
this
there's no point in making trap porn if the trap is completely naked, then it's just a guy.


also annoyed by femdom doujins where the guy takes control half way through
>>
I only watch amateur porn, studio porn is too fake for me desu.

>music
>amateurs trying to moan like pornstars
>ends with a blowjob
>dirty talk in a weird baby voice
>scissoring
>lesbians with long nails
>obvious gay4pay "lesbians"
>girl doesn't cum
>guy is ugly as hell
>only socks/shoes on
>guy starts hissing like a snake when the dick enters him
>dead silence
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>>34204809
>want some nip lesbians because its not super common anywhere
>"yuri' is all either ancient, less then sexual or contains mostly straight sex/rape

why can't japan market anything to non-nips
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>>34204378
>Also, there's some faggot on Xvideos that does nothing, but post the exact same fucking videos with annoyingly shit English.
most likely a bot desu
>>
>"star"/"featured" angle only lasts about 10 seconds.
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>>34204122
I wish someone would throw together a video for this like they did the first one.

Having to click scene to scene is fucking dumb and I can't be bothered to download it.

Also, some people just don't like blacks in their porn, especially with the stupid fetishization of blacks with "muh BEE BEE SEE" and cuck porn and shit.

I avoid porn with blacks in it unless it's hot enough that I can make an exception.

I'd do the same for fat men in porn, chinks, mexicans, ect. Fact is undesireble men can ruin porn for people. And not everybody is ok with seeing qt pale loli's demolished by black dicks. Like I said, I avoid it, as most do. There isn't a market for blacks in hentai, so when you find the rare one, it's made specifically to whites and asians who are into it as a fetish.

Although if and when someone puts a video together for Little Landlady 2, I will probably fap to that at least once
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>10 minutes of foreplay
>5 minutes of fucking
>Guy doesn't finish
>Video is 15 min long

Every fucking time.
>>
>>34204396
I don't watch JAV, I can't stand the Jap noises they make.

I usually watch anal where the woman appears to be in pain.
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>POV blowjob
>benis is ugly, red and misshapen
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET GUYS WITH NORMAL LOOKING DICKS
>>
>>34193054
When the guy is an uber chad with 50 tats in normie porn
>>
>JOI/DirtyTalk videos where the woman has a disgusting voice or can't act for shit
>>
>>34195332
>>34204743
there should be a tag called JOA for jerk off abuse where girls call you a baby dick cuck,

I miss the days where it was just a girl telling me to whack it
>>
>>34196081
tfw your fetish is never uploaded
>>
>vids less than 20 minutes
>>
>title claims mother/daughter incest scene
>the women are clearly the same age

>mother/son incest scene
>son is played by a 30 year old bodybuilder

>mother/son incest scene
>son initiates and controls the mother instead of the other way around


why is it so hard to find good incest porn
>>
>>34200038
I've seen this video. I also remember that there is this jarring cut where he somehow penetrates her for the first time from a POV angle and from that angle in pic.

It's really badly done, story was decent but should have just stuck the non-POV angle imo, and just cut off the guy's head

Yes I am so autistic that I remember this video perfectly
>>
>>34205903
>over 100 videos listed as "mom and not her son"

Ree. Etc.
>>
>>34205903
I like jav incest porn for that reason, they actually put effort into proper casting. like a mom/son scene usually has a young looking guy

western incest is all shit for the reasons you said, zero effort put into casting, all the men are 25+ with bodybuilder physiques

This one is great, it's tutor/student rather than mom/son but the dynamic is the same, an older woman with a guy who actually looks like he could be a high school student and is shorter and smaller than her:

http://javhub.net/play/91a5ff5ca/55c4041d6fb5fc4e25a6ac4a/DVDES-851-Pies-ultimate-ridge-Shota-planning-!
>>
I really got into this massage porn fetish where the guy sticks his dick unexpectedly in her while massaging her (she's on her back)

Yet, every fucking massage porn video has to escalate to the blowjob first, which fucking ruins it.

I've only found like maybe 10 videos which follow my fetish, and holy shit i treasure them
>>
>>34205903
>finally find the most perfect incest mom-son porn

>the mom is horrendous looking

every time
>>
>>34195727
fucking hell got me
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>>34195727
>small/petite girl
>Always gets fucked by a monstercock
>>
>when they kiss for 2 seconds during all of the video

At least try to make it look like you're enjoying each other ffs
>>
>guy talks
Why are every male porn actor such a vapid and obnoxious faggot?
>>
>lesbian scene
>obviously straight actresses can't hide their disgust when kissing
>>
>>34200208
Puke porno can be pretty romantic. Ain't nothing romantic about penises and babyshitters.
>>
I have this weird thing where I can't handle seeing other mens' tongues

I can see the guy's dick, ass, face, whatever with no problems, but if his tongue ever leaves his mouth for any reason I'm instantly disgusted and have to stop watching
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>>34206179
They bang whores for a living, just think about what kind of person that attracts
>>
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>>34195727
>always does his fucking full nelson signature move
I never even noticed how it was the same shit every time
>>
>>34193054
how is this thread up but mine from 24 hours ago is dead
this is literally gay
>>
>>34206213
that sounds hot
o rigin l
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>>34206143
Bonus point if they act like they don't give a damn

It really makes me wonder if asian girls are actually tighter
>>
>look up incest porn
>step mom fucks not her son

why would you do this
>>
>>34206835
it's the xhamster moderators that add "not" to incest titles

I've never seen it on pornhub or any other site, just xhamster (and sites that repost xhamster vids)

I think it's some weird legal thing
>>
>>34206853
even the step mom part ruins it though

its not even incest
>>
>>34206872
yeah I hate when people cover their asses by adding "step"

it's just a fucking fantasy, everyone watching knows they're actors, why not just pretend
>>
>click on promising incest porn video
>it's a JOI where the woman asks questions in silence like fucking Dora the Explorer

How do you any of you faggots get into this?
>>
>>34206907
90% of the vids for every fetish are shit, the good stuff is always hard to find
>>
>Woman "cums"
>Still dry as fuck
>lesbians never finger bang properly
>lesbians never have grool on their faces after eating eachother out
>porn with story rushes story
>>
>Watch something on xvideos
>*trumpets*"Tired of looking at porn?"
No bitch why the fuck else would I be here? If I get tired of looking at porn I'll go make a sandwich
>>
Boob scars
>>
>>34196228
is there actually a full video for this?

asking for a friend desu
>>
>>34207005
You don't want to see it
>>
>>34206020
>the mom is horrendous looking
Let me add to that
>"milf" is actually only 35 but due to smoking and drinking since 16 looks 45
Give me a real 45 year old who is still beautiful like all the women who will never fuck me at work.
>>
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>>34193054
>cosplay/dressup porn
>girl takes the entire costume off, except for the wig, in the first 5 minutes
Defeats the point.
>>
>>34193283
I'm glad he's in prison.
>>
>>34193054
Amateurish cuts from scene to scene. Huge turn off, honestly.
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>>34207035
>Click on a promising incest porn video
>This fucking guy is in it
>He even plays the "son"

Reeee
>>
>>34207047
i liked the simpson one, where they painted the actors yellow lol
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>Just turned 30
>Milf fetish has gone haywire because I'm the same age as the milfs so my new milfs are either 50 or I just consider every white woman a milf because the alcoholism among them makes them all look 30 before they leave college
>>
>>34207117
What's he in prison for?
>>
>>34207117
He's not in prison

And there are movies of him being released from time to time (last one was just this month)

And thanks be to god he stopped fucking trannies
>>
>>34207164
I'm 27 and there is a massive difference between 30-35 and +40 aged women [spoilers] the older ones look better [/spoiler]
>>
>>34193054
>guy finishes inside girl
>camera zooms in to see the cum falling out of her

absolutely haram
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>tfw I equally love and hate JAVs

I've been enjoying JAVs for a long time now since it caters to my fetishes but holy fuck I can't fucking stand it.

>the male actors are either ugly as sin or old as fuck
>both the actors and actresses are autistic as fuck making the scenes awkward
>those noises the women make when they're being fucked
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE NOISES I CAN'T STAND IT!!!
>>
>>34193054
>when girls wear shoes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA SEE YOUR CUTE FEET TAKE OFF THOSE BIG CLUNKY HEELS FFS
>>
>>34207252
>implying creampie isn't the best shit

"OH YEA JUST SPREAD YOUR BALLJUICE ALL OVER MY EYES AND TIT'S JUST LIKE NATURE INTENDED!"
>>
>>34193054
>"cream* "
>guy cums outside
>guy cums in the ass
>guy in mouth
>guy doesn't go balls deep when cumming

>young (18-21)
>teen (18+)

>girl looks like a 45 years old used whore
>>
> dicks too big and the girl isn't half pretending to enjoy it or wincing in pain
> BLACKED garbage especially when there's a cute girl that hasn't had an HD or creampie scene before that should be doing some proper X-Art or PassionHD instead of filming a scene with too much color contrast on the skin tones is deliberate, making it look like Shit is coming In and out of her pussy

> animated hentai with scenes of looped 5 second flash animation

> hentai that's dubbed by some fat weeb white trash couple on a Xbox 360 mic

> short gif of another scene is hotter than the video you're watching
>>
>girl has a pretty face and body
>cameraman zooms in on penetration, refusing to show anything else

>girl is wearing sexy clothes (cosplay, uniform etc)
>takes them all off before sex
>>
>guy spends 10 minutes eating her out

I like eating pussy but it's just boring to watch
>>
>>34208050
>> dicks too big and the girl isn't half pretending to enjoy it or wincing in pain

that's sexy as fuck though
>>
>>34208080
This

>girl is grinding all over the dick

>camera stays zoomed on pussy+dick
>>
>when the cameraman doesnt talk
>>
>>34193054
I still recognise this scene, even with Pepe and Feels Guy over top
>>
>>34193054
>When the girl eats the guys ass
This shit needs to stop, I'm not here to see guys get their assholes tongue fucked
>>
>>34195642

I never got a bj but i think i would cum instantly. I guess they are not that good.
>>
>>34203595
whats your prob with a blowy?
>>
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>favorite porn producers always have the same format and order of positions
fuck you mompov and plumperpass, why don't you try something else for a change
>>
>femdom scene
>she gives her sub a blowjob

what the fuck?
>>
>>34203990

Little landlady? Holy fuck that was so fucking hot. I only watched the gifs still looking for the game
>>
>>34208432
yeah, this is dumb and so common too

there's just no way you can dominate someone by sucking their cock, no matter how much you smirk or try to look imperious while you're doing it. sucking a dick is an inherently submissive act
>>
>>34195727
Don't hate on J Mac he's a bro
>>
When you start getting into it and the camera starts viewing her feet and shit
>>
Japanese porn in general
Why the fuck do these girls moan at every little thing?! He's just playing with your nipples, chill you stupid bitch
>>
> JOI video
> tags: JOI CEI
> *close*
>>
when she tries to deepthroat but cant
when her ass is not properly fucked

moaning always
>>
>>34208717
Because Japanese men are masters of pleasure and every slightest movement is carefully tuned to cause the upmost sensual pleasure. It's a shame Caucasians can't comprehend such talent.
>>
>>34208789
How can ANY race even compete with the BAC?

Is it even possible?
>>
I hate the fact that I recognize most of the men in porn because there are only a handful of dudes in the business.
>>
>>34193162
>>when they show the guy's face
this

do people actually enjoy watching another man fucking a woman, without even lack of identity to self-insert? lmao
>>
>>34208419
It clearly has worked for them so far
>>
>the cameraguy randomly grabs the girl's tit while she's masturbating
>it completely ruins the mood and she stops
>he caresses her face for some fucking reason
>she gives him a greasy look before he stops
you just couldn't fucking help yourself, could you?
vid related, anysex.com/116806/ @6:40
>>
>>34208432
>femdom at all
No thanks
>>
>>34200640
she might be playing Godhand
ye scrub
>>
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>Severe lack of gentle femdom videos
I don't wanna watch some old bald faggot get his balls kicked back up inside him thanks
>>
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>>34195727
>Full nelson signature move
I fucking hate that I know exactly what you mean
>>
And take a look at this
SERIOUSLY
420,000 pounds, and I'm SIMPLY blown away!
>>
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>>34210056
This fucking happened to me looking up something in this very thread, also

>Close Porn
>LiveJasmin
>>
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>>34210165
>The fucking genie gambling site that blasts shitty "arabian" music at 13 times the volume of the big bang
>>
>When the guy says some retarded shit that makes you laugh out loud

"Oh shit fuck my ass back up" indeed
>>
>>34203553
>has sex with a squirter

I had to use a mop and a bucket to clean up
shit was so unreal she was sqirting galons
>>
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>Browsing several tags on SadPanda
>See a ero-doujin/manga with some nice looking art
>Tags: male:bbm, female:rape, female:netorare, female:'mind break'
Haha no
>>
>>34196538
mah niggah
exactly this
>>
>>34208368
Sex in general isn't that great honestly. Especially if you're a virgin who has deathgripped for years.
>>
>>34203501
was jerry, dare I say it... /ourguy/
>>
>>34210332
>scene where a guy who runs a babysitting company takes advantage of one of the girls who works for him
>confronts her for having sex with the dads
>asks her where she got her nice handbag
>"I think it's a knockoff"
>"No, I studied fashion for a few years, I know a real bag when I see one"
>that's a strange thing to say
>he won't let it go
>"This snake, they have to send three hunters in to get it, because two of them always die"
>girl can barely contain her laughter

Really ruins the mood.
>>
>>34193054
>when there's more man in the shot than woman
>when she's wearing high heels or prostitute boots in bed
>when she's screaming the entire scene with no climax to it
>when the guy pulls out and jerks himself off for 2 minutes while she holds her open mouth under his cock
>when videos tagged real-amateur are still terribly acted professional productions
>when videos tagged innocent teen star girls with nipple and clit-hood piercings and tattoos on their pelvis
>when an """"omibod""" camwhore flops around like she has a seizure for several minutes and you hear the sound of thirsty beta orbiters tipping like roaring thunder
>>
>Tread about vanilla porn
>go to fap
>can't get over the corny American accents
>2d has spoiled me
>>
>>34193054
When the woman has a pimple on her ass or her skin isn't shiny/oily. She talks in shitty broken english.
>>
>>34193409
even worse is when they show her taking it off.
>>
>>34205614
Japs can't into anal. The girls don't even clean the pipes most of the time. I've only seen a few mega sluts that liked it up the butt.
>>
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>literally 99% of femdom is sissy shit
>>
>>34208789
t. asian masculinity
>>
>>34208717
Why do they moan like children being molested tho?

Lol
>>
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>>34195727
>big bald fuck
>full nelson
im giggling like a motherfucker
>>
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Someone posted a webm on /gif/ a while back where the guy is trying so desperately to appear alpha, the girl asks "you like that huh" and he makes this fucking beluga whale moan and then murmurs BE QUIET in his tard voice and this dumb motherfucker keeps making the same whale noise everytime she speaks to stop her talking.

Also when the british accent is OI CROIKEY GUVNOR YOU STICK THAT CHIMNEY DICK UP MY CORN ON THE COBB MARY POPPINS ASS WHOS A GOOD BOY HMMM
>>
>when the camera goes into a potions it shows the guys ass and testicles barely see the girls vag
>>
>>34194638
>calls him a faggot
>watches trap porn to begin with
You're both faggots. Kill yourselves immediately.
>>
>>34193269

Same thing with F2M anal.
I just wanna enjoy some prostate stimulation, not some bullshit role reversal.
>>
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for me as a grill
>actually enjoy seeing guys balls, face, ass in shot
>enjoy anything involving men really

very woof, me likey
>>
>>34206179
>why are every porn actor such a vapid obnoxious faggot
How do you fuck up a sentence structure that badly...?
>>
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>>34193054
>searching for porn
>find a video I can work with
>thumbnail is enticing
>click on video
>something totally different

...why?
>>
>>34216863
Cuz sometimes thumbnails are professional shots and what not
>>
>>34216814
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume he initially wrote
>why is every porn actor such a vapid obnoxious faggot
but then tried to correct
>why are porn actors such vapid obnoxious faggots
because it sounds better, but fucked up halfway. I'm not gonna excuse him, but at least I can imagine how such an abomination of a sentence came to be.
>>
>>34216863
Fuck JAV box covers Lying pieces of shit.
>>
>>34194092
>titfuck scene
>won't titfuck to completion and move to penis-in-vagina scene
This annoy me when i'm searching JAVs with monster titty bbws
>>
>>34193054
>he doesn't cum balls deep or doesn't at all

>fake moaning

>girls that don't look like actual girls (some types of people just have porn genes I guess)

>super close ups

>people always lasting too long, unrealistic in general

>they look bored

>not hardcore but labeled brutal
>>
I can't stand porn where the guy is ugly or an old man

Why do they do this? Like do they think we want the guy to be ugly because it lets us imagine we have a chance? I don't think many guys feel that way, I know I don't
>>
>>34217979
>people always lasting too long

This. I never understood the need for 40 minute long sex scenes with 10 minute long blowjobs.
>>
>>34193054
>shemale fucking a man, or """forced""" sissy/crossdresser video
>man is ugly as fuck, not a cute twink
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