>Late at night somewhere in the woods >See this Wat do?

*cross my arms and raise the people's eyebrow*

>>34190619
Untie her and get her to safety.

>>34190619
put a bag over her head then start fucking her

kick her in the fucking gut and continue about my business

tell her she has a roastie.

>>34190619
>whip out mask before she sees me
>Whip out condom
>fuck her
>gtfo of there because dark woods scare me, but not enough to fulfill sexual urges

>>34190619
Oh. Thats where I left you. How did you get your gag off?

>>34190619
Sauce?
Super oreganolini

>>34190619
Find out which tree Chad and his friends are hiding behind.

check the map because im walking in circles.

poo poo in her mouth

>>34190619
> rape
> get bored
> smash head with stone

Or feed her a bowl of eggs and see what the fuck would actually happen

Do you want to play gwent?

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Anyone who says they wouldn't rape her on sight IS NOT a robot and should GTFO

Since I'm another girl and I look tiny and harmless, I don't think she'd be afraid of me. So at first I'd look at her, and then ask her if she's okay and what happened, and then untie her and try to get her back to safety.

>>34190619
>ask her if she's okay
>check surroundings for possible onlookers
>tell her ill untie her if she lets me fuck her
>if she agrees fuck her in a nice peaceful manner
>if she doesnt rape her like a madman for 3 hours and do what i want to her and dont untie her

>>34191087
I'd rape u while you did that

Tits or gtfo

untie her and call 911. she probably had been defiled already and so is not oure. also 3d is gross.

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>>34190669
>>34190749
Do you guys usually carry around masks, condoms and bowls of eggs while taking evening forest strolls?

>>34191087
>girl in the forest at night, tied to a tree
>ask her if she's okay

Fucking newfags, not one of you did the usual
> leave her be, clearly someone put her like that on purpose, and messing with her could cause unnecessary trouble for her owner

>>34191192
It's a polite thing to ask, retard.

>>34191182
why do you think we take evening forest strolls?

>>34190619
since it seems like a trendy thing to do, i'd strip myself down suggestively and tie myself to a nearby tree of my own

>>34191192
It might be some kind of roleplay thing

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>>34191182

>he doesn't carry around a bowl of eggs for fair maidens in need

>>34190619
>slowly stick my dick to her face
>put dick in mouth
>SMASH HER FUCKING FACE WITH MY DICK IN IT
>GET MY DICK OUT
>FUCK THE HELL OUT OF HER PERFECT PUSSY
>BRUTALLY PUNCH HER BOOBS WHILE DESTROYING HER PUSSY
>go anal
>she just asks me to go slow
>RIP HER FUCKING ANUS
>feelsbadman.jpg
>stop sexing
>slowly kiss her
>KICK HER FACE UNTIL SHE HAS NO TEETH LEFT

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>>34191041
>implying a true robot wouldn't get nervous and put limp spaghetti in her
hi normie

>>34190619
>wrap my tshirt around my face nninja jihad style
>fuck her until she passes out
>cum inside her
>cut the ropes
>leave her a bottle of water
>walk away satisfied that she will bear a my child in 9 months

I might be a neet, but I'm not a monster.

>>34191201
As if the aswer would be "yes, I am completely fine, just let me die out here"

>>34191248
Where is the guy/girl who did that though?

>>34191087

Ok, new scenario guys. You're in the woods and you come across a really hot tiny little slut of a girl untying some other hot little thing from a tree. What do you to that hot little sluts body?

>>34191293
Maybe he left her overnight as a mutual kink or he's watching from afar.

People are weird and degenerates exist.

>>34191300
I'm not a slut. Pls go.

>>34190619
>make sure no one else is around including the person who tied her up
>take of shirt and cover her head
>gag mouth
>untie legs so I can position her
>bury my tongue in her buttt for lube and tp savor the flavor
>swing legs over my shoulder
>fuck her pooper cause fuck roast beef
>eventually pull out and cum in her crack so as not to leave evidence
>re tie her and clean her up
>take shirt and leave her there
>come back a few hours later like I'm someone else
>untie her and call the police

>>34191307
If I would stick my dick in her before he can come from wherever he's hiding, does that make him a cuck?

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>lick her feet
>suck on her toes
>rinse and repeat until I get bored
>untie her
>let her go

>>34191257
A smart robot would just cover her face, that way she can't judge you and it lessons chances of getting caught.
She's not a girl at that point so anxiety is null, she's just a warm fucksleeve.

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>>34190619
Call the cops and say a woman tried to sexual harass me with BDSM.

>>34191322

Grab her before she gets away, quick pound the sluts used up holes.

>>34191364
>She's just a warm fucksleeve
As another girl, this honestly hurt to read. I'd untie her and comfort her, then take her back to safety. You're mean, anon. But it's probably from all the rejection/bullying from women that you received.

>>34191369

>He raped me before calling the police on me, officer. He then cleaned me out so there's no sperm from him in me.

>>34191369
Add that you sexually identify as the tree she's tied to which is why she raped you.

>>34191392

> But it's probably from all the rejection/bullying from women that you received.

Why are you justifying the rape of the woman? You just gave a legitimate and fair reason to do what anon said he would do.

>>34191428
Uh, no? I'm saying that he hates women because of the rejection, but I never said that justifies it. Nice assumption, though.

>>34190619
Realistically: Ask if she's okay, call the police and wait it out to protect her.
In a vacuum where consequences don't exist and no one gets hurt: Rape while enjoying every inch of her body.

>>34191392

New scenario. This other girl is untying her and you stumble across them both. What do you do to this second slut's hot used up body?

>>34191392
Tits or gtfo roaster slut

>>34191392
I bet that not a single guy itt would actually do that. The consequences are too severe and most of us are not that much into sex that we would actually try to rape someone, that's just for degenerates.

>>34191392
I'd rape you too, if I found you in the woods tied up like that.
I'd pound your pooper and treat you like meat. Women are nothing but pleasure holes for men.That and for breeding of course.

>>34191460
I'm a KHV, but whatever you say, anon.

>>34191454

No, you're saying women were abusive toward him. This unarguably logically justifies abuse being returned. Why did you provide the substance for the justification of her rape?

I'm really into BDSM and rape
Not sure if I take the opportunity, surely 5 to 10 years isn't too much to pay for it?

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>>34191465

>roaster

>>34190798
need some armor made

>>34191468
That's why you have to kill her

>>34191482
>This unarguably logically justifies abuse being returned
Not him but lol

Force feed her a bowl of eggs. Then continually return every day and repeat the process.

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probably call the police

like i'd be out in the woods at night to begin with

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>>34191468
>most of us are not that much into sex that we would actually try to rape someone
wew lad

>>34191563

thinks rape is about sex. whew lad.

>>34191527
Imagine the situation, would you actually kill a girl if there's a slight chance that she might do you a favor if you untie and save her?
>implying she's not doing some kinky stuff with Chad.

>>34191581

>fell for the roastie pseudoscience feminist myth that rape is not about sexual pleasure

W E W
E
W

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with the freak out when she wakes up
>Tell her it okay
>Ask if shes okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>She eats the eggs
>Feels better
>Give her a kiss and hold her
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care
>Goodbye love

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>>34191581
>there can only be one reason to rape
KEK

>>34191589

> if you untie and save her?

Why in the world would you help a woman? That's like a woman just giving sex away to a low value male for free. Men's time, attention, and effort are their value just like sex is a woman's value. You don't give that shit away without getting yours first.

>>34191563
if you cared about sex that much you could just go to a prostitute

>>34191627

How in the world would he rape a prostitute he's paid for?

>>34191590

A myth that leads to a felony and incarceration. Then Tyrone can pseudo feminize you in your cell, you dumbass sperglord.

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>>34191627
I don't want a poor dirty std ridden slut who's literally covered in semen from other degenerates every day of the week.
I want to fuck a normal girl

>>34191624
How much stuff concerning women did you go through to behave like that? Serious question, not judging.

>>34191682
Picture unrelated, I assume?

>>34191581
Rape can totally be sexual you commie slut.
Come over to my house.

>>34191684

that one time mom got him the rc truck but forgot to buy batteries for the remote.

>>34191751
Must be something like this desu.

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>>34191717
No.Related.
Girls having casual sex with their bfs is normal,and is nothing compared to women who will fuck and suck any degenerate unprotected on the street for pay

>>34191684

Huh? Not quite sure if you mean in general or just bad experiences, but I grew up with several sisters, so I have experience with women's behavior when they're not playing the sex value game.

In a family, the women do not have expectations of contribution because innately they have nothing to offer that is acceptable, because their value is derived from offering sex. Men contribute their time, energy, and effort freely to the women, and that is the only situation in which it makes sense to give those things away for free because you're providing for your own genetic legacy. Its why almost everything of substance in any family that hasn't been destroyed by divorce through female hypergamy is contributed by the men of that family.

In my family we treat the women like children because if we didn't their behavior would be violent, childish, unacceptable, and inexplicable. And comparing them to unrelated women, they behave like angels.

>>34191747

i dispatched a pack of niggers to your house as foreplay. i heard you like to be surprided, so they will wait until you are completely out of olive oil.

>>34191682

>dirty std semen cover slut
>normal girl

Choose two

>>34191793
>casual sex
>boyfriend
It's called a relationship.
Someone posting a butt for whole world to see is not really someone you'd call a normal girl.

>>34191747
>>34191751

There is no need to get butt flustered over someone pointing something out to you that isn't hyperfeminist. Passive aggressive behavior is one of the qualities that determines why women are, for the most part, treated like children.

>>34191682
Why do girls with those hats (whatever they're called) look so dumb? Idk what makes me think that...

>>34191300
tie her up on the next tree and poop in her mouth

>>34191747

Wrong quote, sorry meant >>34191789

Do not dispatch niggers on me, thanks.

>>34191824
Not the other anon, but sadly, this is the today's normal girl.

>>34191824
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YEAR WE'RE IN?!
IT'S 2017

>>34191810
Guess you are right. I have only one sister but I noticed that as well. She never has to help, not in the slightest way. She does whatever she wants, she doesn't have to prepare the table for dinner, clean the house or anything like that and my mom even protects her.

>>34190619
>Wat do?

Start fucking her

>>34191841
>not putting her butt on your face and telling her you won't untie her unless she poops in your mouth

>>34191885

Becoming a capable mother is really the only thing that elevates women to the level of men in terms of personal responsibility in my eyes.

>>34191832

people who treat women like children either can't get it up when its time to fuck, or are sexually attracted to young children. which one woulf you be.

>>34191885
Yet, that doesn't make me that angry, I have to add. Why not play your own little games with them?

>>34191929

Don't get upset sweetie, I was just explaining reality to you.

>>34191885
That is probably because you guys have a lot of money and rich bitches be spoiled.

>>34191929
not him. but that's retard logic.
Would someone who likes thick women, not get hard from a qt petite one? kys

>>34191920
True, but that's brutal nature. If you find the right one, maybe she could be a friend as well, idk about that but it would be pretty cool.

>>34191945

>r9k
>reality

gtfo you sperg

Get the fuck out of there. Whoever did that to her might still be around and I'm not getting myself involved with trouble. Fuck saving the girl. It's not my business.

>>34191948
She has a closet that covers an entire wall of her room, with lights and shit. My closet has like 5 parts of each clothing I need (but I don't need more)

>>34191979

If you settle down you'll feel better soon, I promise.

>>34191948

Nope, my dad worked menial labor growing up and my sisters never had much. But as soon as we came into money their behavior automatically changed. They didn't have to adjust to become gradually spoiled. Meaning being spoiled is innately programmed into women and will come out when the situation is right.

The only way to not experience it is to remain poor for life.

>>34192027
The last woman I hit on wanted coke and for me to dominate her. Wtf I wanted to be her friend.

>>34192054

> I wanted to be her friend.

Why?

>sit down next to her
>smoke a few doobs
>chat about shit till the sun comes up

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>>34191182

I carry a mask (vid related)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0l9blCa1A

>>34190619

Still I'd probably put the mask on before releasing her so she can't find me in real life... then I'd be like an anonymous hero people make legends about if she ever started telling the story.

>>34192027
We are upper middleclass but my dad tries to not spend a lot of money on useless things. We have a lot of nice food, a great house and a big garden and stuff like that. I never got a lot of pocket money, only if I worked for it and I paid for my PC and phone etc. Yet, my mom and sister have like 50 pairs of shoes and soooo many clothes, of course my dad had to buy all that.
Seriously, to all women ITT that have not been scared away by all the spergs, what drives women to spend thousands of dollars on shoes?! That is so unbelievably irrational, I really can't understand it.

>>34192122

>what drives women to spend thousands of dollars on shoes?!

They're adorning to their bodies with ornaments in the hopes it attracts sexual attention from attractive men. Its the exact same function as makeup or any other adornments.

>>34190619
>You planned this shit didn't you?
>Look for party van
>Fucking run from feds

>>34192145
But we men know nothing about shoes and I honestly never look at womens feet if they are wearing shoes. Also, I find that behaviour extremely repulsive, because it's a waste of money and doesn't make her a better human being.

>>34192071
In my parents culture it's more typical to become friends first and kissing may commence in the following weeks or months followed by marriage and then sex. I was raised this way and while I have sex it has completely broken me in my relations with modern woman akin to the frivolous relations of Brave New World-esque type.

Woman really just want you to be dominate. My entire upbringing was brought about as being equal to woman and not having sex with them.

This eventually led me to date a man. Woman HIT on me often. I probably have a mate right now if I reciprocated. I just cannot. My mom was also possessive and overcontrolling as well as impulsive and childish.

Stick around hoping that her rapist will come back and kill and/or rape me. It's a win either way.

>>34192199

In my parents culture, you got to know a woman seriously if you wanted to marry her and make some kids. Else you steered clear.

>>34192006

talk about passive aggressive. you sound bitch.

>>34192293

Shhh, shhh, now, it'll be ok I promise.

>>34192172
this
if its not a setup by the fbi, she is probably just a prop being used by a murderer to lure perverts like me into some sort of trap in some sort of misguided sense of justice.
if i make it out safely i might consider calling the police, depending on how remote the location is. too remote and i won't even bother, the police won't even reach her before whoever tied her up finds out and moves her somewhere else.

>>34192328
>puts tissue with chloroform on mouth

>call police anonymously
>report some suspicious activity in the woods near where ever
>if they ask for details just say 'sounded like some yelling or fighting'

Doing the right thing without looking like you are guilty as fuck

>>34192328

that's mommy talk, dude. did you grow up without daddy or some shit like that.

Take her to my place and keep her there for like a year. Fuck her everyday and give her food and shit, weed alcohol, anything she wants

>>34190619
Since she's not ball gagged I'll sit across from her cross legged and hold a conversation.
>hey, how's it going?
>PLEASE!!! LET ME GO WHILE HES STILL GONE
>we'll geez you don't need to yell at me
>I'm sorry, but he's going to kill me please let me go
>ok
>thank you so much
>so what's your name
>anonnette
>that's a nice name I'm Anon
>thank you anon for saving me
>what's your favorite color?
>I feel like this is a rather dire situation for small talk
>y-yeah me too
>then what's talking so long please untie me
>wait you want me to untie you
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK I WANT??
>i don't know I just wanted a conversation.
>*blank wide eyed expression*
>o-o-k-kay
>*begin untying her* uh h-hey you hungry? What's your favorite restaurant?
>thanks but I'm not really hungry right now...
>I'm hungry for that pussy..
>... JUST FUCKING UNTIE ME
>I-i'm s-sorry
>it's ok just take me home
>*untie last not*
>ok can you take me home now
>*smile* yeah no problem

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>>34190619
untie and get her to safety
but right before we part ways, I'd start crying, tell her i'm a virgin and this fact has been weighing heavily on my pathetic soul and grovel at her feet so that she might consider pity fuckin me desu :3

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>>34191793
Holy shit what a qt

>tfw no gf

>>34190619
Call police and run away

>>34192608

better yet you should tell her that sob story as you're undoing the ropes. that will either seal the deal, or, once free she will kill you and bury you in the shallow grave. just be yourself.

>>34190619
Wonder why there's a mormon trap in the woods.

I bet it was the jews.

>>34192608
I would fuck up every encounter even if I looked like this guy.

>>34192737
>>34192974
>"Yes officer, I'm pretty sure that's the creepy guy that tied me up in the woods and later untied me in the hope I would pityfuck him!"
>Officer Chad puts a bullet in your head
>"Oh thank god officer! You really saved me!"
>sucking cock intensifies

Happy end

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>>34190619
Run away and pray to god the succubus won't follow and hypnotize me

>>34190619
Assume it's some type of sexual religious ritual and mind my business.

>>34191113
the problem with this is if you had the balls to ask a girl to fuck you probably wouldn't need to ask some tied up girl in the woods. As much as I want to believe I'd rape her and fulfill all of my sexual fantasies with her, realistically I'd probably just free her with a fully erect cock

>>34191322
>Girl online
>Not a whore
pick one

>>34191272
awwwhhh, are you a rape baby anon?

>>34190619
Rape her

origami

Hello, roasty.
I will deny you the sex you have denied me all these years.
Who laughs last laughs best.

>fucking her when she's clearly taken someone else's dick recently and she's probably covered in dirt and bugs
absolutely disgusting

>>34190619
>shit that never happens
>see some retarded thread
LE WAT DO XDDD

>>34192424

Don't get upset, just settle. Ok?

Take out pocket knife and cut a crucifix onto my forehead, if this was a trap then maybe she wouldn't want to hurt me if she thought I was mentally unstable, then untie her and run away

>>34193565
be my mommy kidnapper gf

>>34192199
>This eventually led me to date a man
How'd that turn out?

>>34193523
>>shit that never happens
Fuck off *S** normie, this is an IN*P man's board.

>>34190619
so pretty chilly tonight ya?

>>34190619
>her eyes aren't covered
>she has been violated prior to my arrival
>"i know lets leave dna evidence on her by being horny morons"
>"hmm oh shit she saw my face when i raped her, oh well time to clean up someone elses shit and bury her"
i would most likely call the police and cover her with something so she doesn't catch a cold
id also be alert on any movement or sounds in the forest, the culprit might still be near

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>>34190619
whoever tied her must want her to get away

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>>34191473
Now that's what I call edgy.
>>34191491
>Ten years in prison for five minutes of sexual release
That's a terrible idea.

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>>34190619
why, unzip my dick, of course

Make her eat ALL the eggs

Then let her go

>>34196708
Atleast it means I don't have to die a virgin