/britfeel/

does anyone else have a totally shit diet, no job, no exercise, no social contacts or anything because you simply don't care if you die or not?

Is poleaboo still banned from 4chan?

>>34190497
I'd still have all those things if I wanted to live.

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>>34190476
Post waifus or cute anime girls if you don't have a waifu

Here are some cute anime girls

>does anyone else have a totally shit diet, no job, no exercise, no social contacts or anything because you simply don't care if you die or not?
I came to the conclusion that given how miserable I was, taking away those few scant pleasures wouldn't make my life measurably worse and that over time, would actually improve it. Might be worth trying the same trick.

What's the cheapest litre bottle of spirit I can buy

Would get voddy but I hate how expensive it is

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>>34190513
I have a waifu who is also a cute anime girl. Funny how that works out, isn't it

>>34190561
Doesn't get much cheaper m8. Blame the tories.

>>34190502
The character is dead now.

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WHOEVER IS POSTING /x/ STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING ME I GO TO /x/ TO MAKE FUN OF PLEBS NOT BE SCARED BY BRITISH GHOSTS!!!

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>a moth has been in the hallway for hours now

I'm getting hungry lads but it just won't leave

>>34190647
Go and eat it mate, moths have good protein.

hahaha looks like im fucked lads, absolutely fucked. runescape finally caught me and banned all my mules and goldselling accounts. been making a living farming/buying/selling gold for fucking years and i honestly have no fucking clue what im gonna do now.. i refuse to wage slave but it was literally my only income and i have literally no skills in life.. fuck my fucking life

>>34190502
heard the Poleaboo writers are moving onto more daring projects now, seen teasers for the "two prison gays meeting up in a hotel room" story for a while now, high hopes tbqh

>>34190647
So what? It's a fucking moth not a tiger

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>>34190513
Do I get arrested if i'm not British in a britfeel thread

>>34190617
Still blogging

Every post ends with him restarting his diet tomorrow

>>34190693
Good, it's you fucking scumbags that ruin the game for grinders like my self.

>>34190693
Surely you move on to a different MMO and tend your memes there.

>>34190711
Rozzers are already on their way tbqh. They wouldn't move but I told them you had a plastic fork.

>>34190700
I'm happy for the prison gays storyline to go ahead. Poleaboo was getting a bit tired. Plus this one might have a more happy ending, if you know what I mean.

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>>34190711
Whats all this then? And where are you from sunshine? Hope we avn't got a frog or a jerry sneaking in ere av we?

Where are you from?

>>34190762
> happy ending

I'm doubtful of that, but if that storyline ends quickly I hope they relaunch the tildeanon saga

I hope for world war III or some sort of massive cataclysmic event that will decimate all of humanity. I would love to be witness to that.

I'm just a bit bored desu lads. What we need is a good war to stir things up. Could you imagine how exciting it would be watching the daily news?

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I really want to cum on Kristen Stewart's feet lads.

>>34190817
>I hope for world war III or some sort of massive cataclysmic event that will decimate all of humanity. I would love to be witness to that.

I hope for this as well. I want to die and I think everyone else should die as well.

>>34190903
She sells herself to Chinese millionaires, maybe if you save up you can afford an afternoon with her.

>>34189936
Milky Way isn't top tier, these things are though.

>>34190205
Snickers are shit, what fucking heathen thinks nuts go with chocolate?

>>34190495
Trust a snickers fan not to know the taste of good chocolate.

>>34190917

lmao.

a fellow misanthropist. tips beret.

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>>34190927
Forgot pic famalamdingdong

>>34190903
She probably wouldn't like that, being gay and all.

>>34190903
why lad? she honestly looks ranks, whenever i see photos of her i swear i can smell BO

>>34190693
is this a real thing and how long were you doing it lad?

I hate having a cold. Feel like shit didn't sleep last night.

Airplane! is coming up on Film4, boyos.

>>34190927
>what fucking heathen thinks nuts go with chocolate?
millions of people who have come before you and millions more who will follow

snickers is great and you have shit taste

>>34190993
they still make these? I haven't seen one in donkey's, m8

you have the taste of a five year old girl tbqh

What would you do if you were a multi millionaire?

It would give me the chance to do nothing without being judged.

That would be the best feeling in the world.

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>>34190513

Have to fill out many complicated forms about renting my flat, utilities etc

The cold embrace of the grave looks like an appealing alternative

>>34191018
>elbows too pointy 6/10 would not bang

>>34190476
White girl has been found dead in Rotherham, lads. I wonder who did it?

>>34191108

I'd pay for a shit tonne of private healthcare to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me.

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>>34191130
>>34191018

He's not wrong.

origino

>>34191108
That's exactly what I think about

I'd get a villa in some quiet coastal town in a hot country and get drunk everyday

Maybe I'd walk into the town centre one day or walk around on the beach and just generally do fuck all

>>34191145
Probably vampires tbqhwy

>literally in the best shape of my life
>still too afraid to talk to women
whats the fucking point lads

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anyone /nightcycling/ here?

Im going to go out tonight, might ask a friend but hes a full blown alcoholic and it takes him 3 hours to do anything

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Anyone else here really want to fuck their sister?

>>34191059
since late 2013 mate, had 2 years were i consecutively made 6 figures (2014/15). last year didnt return as much because theres just so much competition out there now and with the introduction of zulrah and other high gp/ph bosses its driven the price of gold down a fuck load.. i had around 20b spread over 150 accounts (all banned as of today) with current prices at around 1.40 USD per mil

feels fucking bad tbhonest mate

>>34190711
British only (Irish are tolerated)

>>34191102
>they still make these? I haven't seen one in donkey's, m8
Me neither, I miss them

>>34190476
Absolute madman
>>34191108
Buy hookers watches and an island then save up for a private army

>>34190993
FUCK i had forgotten about those, they were legitness

>>34190985
A nod back in your general direction, sir. Fortunately we have a great deal more than just our hope on our side. Society is slowly going the way of Rome, except today our levels of technology shall basically ensure that civilisation will not reemerge for thousands of years afterwards.

A pleasant thought.

>>34191188
My sister has been morbidly obese for her entire life so happily I don't have to deal with that problem. I do, however, watch a lot of brother-sister porn

>>34191145
Paki rape gangs are openly operating in Rotherham and other shit northern towns with Labour covering for them. Northerners love their children being drugged then gang banged by Pakis. It's tradition for them

>>34191108
I've always maintained that the first thing I'd do if I came into a large amount of money would be to buy myself a bottle of dr. pepper.

I'd buy shares in a whisky distillery, buy a tidy little house, and put the rest in a high interest savings account while spending the rest of my time doing my art and trying to finish one of the many half-baked novels I've started but never found the time to give more attention to.

>>34191108
Buy land with a lake somewhere miles away from anywhere. Enough to not be able to see the edge of my land when sat at my little cabin.

Build a comfy, but not too big cabin next to the lake with all mod cons and comforts. Build a wall around the land to keep everyone out.
Chop my own wood, have a couple of dogs, have a stockpile of everything I could possibly want like booze, snacks, drugs, cigarettes etc..

Get weekly food deliveries of essentials and stuff to keep my stockpile topped off.

Ignore the world and sit on my porch next to a little heater with my dogs, a whisky and a joint.

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made mummy tea but to keep gender stereotypes i gave her the flowery mug

>>34191193
You were ressourceful enough to make it work on runescape, you'll be able to do it on other games no ?

>>34191238

Citation needed you fedora-wearing fuck

For real though what books are good to read about understanding the impending downfall of civilisation?

>>34191188
I don't have a sister so I can't say I've really thought about it.

>>34190693
>making your entire living in an online game doing something explicitly against the company's terms of service
you shouldn't be so surprised lad

What are the best torrent clients at the moment?

>>34191193
i know who you are. MB

>>34191412
doubt it mate, i dont really have any idea how any other mmorpg games work (runescape is the only one i've ever played). what made it so easy on rs was things like odds staking and goldswapping (i had a CC setup where people were swapping gold for players between 07/rs3 and taking commission). the only method that i could transfer over to another mmorpg is buying the gold cheap hoarding it and then flooding it at better prices than everyone else, problem with that is every other game that i could venture down already has a metric fuck tonne of established gold sellers that i wouldnt be able to compete with as a newcomer

>>34191517
>>34191545
everybody point and laugh!

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>>34190476
Took Mr Cuddles for a walk, lads. He barked and growled at a black man. He's quite big for 10 months

>>34191510

how much money did you make? Like above average wage? because thats incredible if so. and for what hours?

>>34191583
he's a big boy, lad

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Lads recommend me some animu while I wait for the next episode of youjo senki

Hey brits, ameribot here. I'm going to London in August, any of yous wanna hang out then?

>>34191440
>Citation needed you fedora-wearing fuck

I'm under no obligation to cite any sources. I'm not writing articles, here. Just take a look around you and think, really think.

Books today, nearly all of them, are a good indicator of a great doom on the horizon. Look how dumbed down and shit a lot of them are compared to something written 30, 50 or a hundred years ago. That doesn't answer your question. I'm sorry. But I don't want to answer it because I don't have a washing machine or any pets.

>>34191569
STOP delet this now

you can't just bully someone like this

>>34191583

>tfw a pakipoo behind me
>Dog starts acting weird like looking behind him all the time
>Starts barking at him the way he does to other dogs

HAving a racist dog feels good man.

>find golden wonder noodle pots (like cheap pot noodles) in the quid shop
>4 for 1 bong, not bad
>buy 8 of them
>open the 6th one today to have as a snack
>there is a sauce sachet on the top
>there wasn't any sauce sachets in any of the others
>realise that it was buried in the powder of the last 5 pots
>while I let it sit in boiling water for a few minutes before stirring they must have melted
>tfw you've eaten melted plastic 5 times in the last week

>>34191603

Consider watching Burn Up Excess if you haven't already

It's very classical

>>34191622
you fucken wot you cheeky cunt? this ain't green street m8

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>>34191591
He's chilling out with his best mate now. Barking at blacks is hard work

>>34191586
in 14/15 it averaged out at about 10k gbp a month, last year wasnt as good but it was still making far more than any job i could ever get with my non existent skills (~50k gbp)

>>34191672
Look at that fucking slutty rat, presenting like a dirty slag and desperate for knotty dog cock

>>34191672
A rat is there!

Anybody want to fight me? I'll buy you a pint afterwards.

I just want to feel something.

>>34191634
whats that dweeb? why don't you MARRY your BOYFRIEND
hahaha
neeeeeeeeerds

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>>34190513
I need sleep, lads. But I'm waiting till ten to actually sleep

>>34191622
how old are you m8

I'll go for a couple of pints with you but I don't want to look like some kind of boy-chaser if you're too much younger than me

>>34191188
I used to, not anymore though

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>>34191642
>find golden wonder noodle pots (like cheap pot noodles) in the quid shop

>Golden Wonder launched the Pot Noodle brand in the United Kingdom in 1977.[3] In July 1995 Best Foods, which produces Hellmanns mayonnaise, paid then owner Dalgety plc $280 million for its Golden Wonder Pot Noodle instant hot snacks manufacturing business.[4] Bestfoods, known as CPC international before 1997, was itself acquired by Unilever in 2000.[5] Unilever kept the Pot Noodle brand and its sole production factory, after it sold the rest of the Golden Wonder business in 2006 to Tayto. Golden Wonder later established another line of pot noodles called The Nation's Noodle in direct competition with their former brand

>>34191719
go on then, where are you? originally

>>34191695
That's Rupert the rat. He's the alpha in their relationship. He likes to sit on Mr Cuddles back and go to sleep.

>>34191677
I'd suggest you're also about to get completely fucked by the government for all that tax you owe... and when you can't pay it... wewwwww lad.

>>34191754
Post pictures of rat please. Rat is good people I'm sure.

>>34191742
>The Nation's Noodle

That's the boy. Pretty bad desu, but better than not eating anything.

>>34191721
What's it to you!
You better stop it or else.


I'll tell a janitor.

>>34191742
>Pot Noodle is manufactured in one place

Wow.

>>34191765
i might have got caught but im not completely retarded lad, nothing to worry about as far as her majjies are concerned. just means im probably gonna have to embrace the real world now which is gonna ruin me

>>34191161
>tfw no stinky dyke shitty-actress gf

I've eaten dinner but it did nothing for me.

Not enjoying this feeling. Disappointment.

>>34191852
can't you just make more accounts? surely bots get shut down all the time

>>34191972
it's just food, m8

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post who you consider a 10/10

>>34191801
you just wait until the threads over, dork

>>34192020
>its a that guy who likes disgusting fat cunts episode

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>>34192020
Look at this majestic fucker

>>34192044
fuck off I don't shit on what kind of girls you like.

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>Local co-op already has Easter items in stock
Why

>>34192020
I replied to your post last thread, this woman is up there for me

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>>34192020

ObjectiveIy perfect

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>>34192020

Even better if Mia Malkova is in the scene with her

>>34191569
you're not a very nice cunt are you. is it cause you got a small willy and nobody loves (You)

>>34192020
>see fat girl
>all I can think about is BRAAAARRRP posting

>>34192020
I bet she'd let you do anything to her for a pizza and a diet coke. The fat old slag

>>34192105
i know you are lad, but what am i

>>34192106
I don't understand that. I am aware that girls fart. it sorta turns me on.

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>there are people in this thread who have never sniffed a grill

>>34191108
wouldn't do fuck all, i'd hate to be rich desu. prefer living as a downshifter

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>>34190513
3-D team

>>34192128
err, a funny bugger?
and a meany

>>34191108
Move to russia, I'm sure it's easy to get in with enough money

>sitting with my mate in his car
>pretty stoned
>listening to music
>feel as if he's reading the lyrics as a form of insulting me in a different context since he knows most of the lyrics

fucking hell lads, idk if it's just me being paranoid or what, but shit, it's getting to the better of me

>>34192206
what was the song lad?

>>34192087
Tesco does too.

1st January they got all their easter stock in, fucking ridiculous.

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>>34192020
original 10/10s

>>34192223
my bad, wasn't any song in particular, but certain tracks with meanings i suppose. probaly just be being paranoid, but he sings it directly in my face which is pretty irritating

>>34192206
Man that does sound pretty crazy, people don't think in that way

I think in the exact same way though, I always think people are making telling me things they don't mean in order to laugh at how I believed them

What was the song?

>>34192251
that's a bit lewd there lad, i think you better go on the list

>>34192053
God damn. Would pet.

>>34190700
Who do you think the other prison gay is?

>>34192247
It'll be nice when we've wasted all of our resources due to the greed of late capitalism, designed obsolescence and pointless gibberish so places like Tesco will not be able to exist and all their customers starve and die.

>tfw staying off facebook to hide from boss

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>>34190513
here you go lad, 1 waifu as requested
wew, good job this comment was unoriginal or i would of posted sans waifu

>>34191638
Mr Cuddles is BNP tier. He absolutely hates everything that isn't white. Always amusing when the black gangsta wannabes shit themselves and cross the road when they see him coming.

>>34192087
>>34192247
Chocolate lasts ages, it's why American soldiers used to carry it.

I am still stuck in East Devon
In bed watching police interceptors kek

>In the UK at least 7 murders every year are at the hands of unknown serial killers.
>At least 2 active serial killers in the UK right now. Though some experts maintain that it could be as many as a dozen.

Kind of scary statistic lads.

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>might soon be able to move from contract worker to "permanent" worker at the job I don't really like

H-hooray

>>34192358
the british police tv shows are funny as fuck

>tfw the only good thing about Easter is Cadbury's Creme Eggs are in plentiful supply

Pro tip: Wait until after easter and you can pick them up for 12p each in tesco instead of the usual 60p.

>>34192317
You should stay off facebook for much more pressing issues than to hide from your boss, Normalton.

>>34192370
what if they encounter each other though lad?

>>34192102
whose that then? kind looks like that girl from the new jack reacher film.

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>>34192317
>tfw boss wanted to add me on PSN
Like I'd fall for that trick.

>>34192407
They changed the recipe a while back, tastes like melted plastic in comparison.

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>>34192283
not lewd enough desu

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Lads, I've come to the conclusion that England has become a shit hole.

What are the disadvantages to living in Australia besides the deadly critters?

>>34192447
the Australians

>>34190497
shit diet cause don't want to be healthy and prolong my life also take drugs and drink alot so the days go quicker. 1 day down is another step closer to where i wanna be

>>34192447
>heat
>internet is shit
>high video game prices
>video games are also censored

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>>34190513
Posting my chosen 2D qt

>>34192414
what are the other things? I only use it for it's chat function really

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>>34192447
I often wish I was australian instead

they earn more money and have non-shit weather, also chinky/japanese/korean immigrants instead of pakis

>>34192425
That sounds like a self solving problem then lad doesn't it?

I'd pay to watch a long drawn out show about two serial killers trying to off each other in their own manners.

>>34192281
haven't got a clue man, but i'm glad we're in the same boat though

>>34192499
but what if they become friends though lad? share their skills like?

>>34192444
I still like them, gonna stock up on boxes of them to last me the whole year this time.

>>34192374
What jawb be it lad?

>>34192486
>heat
Not everywhere

>internet is shit
mostly true

>high video game prices
Pirate

>video games are also censored
Pirate

>>34192326
>i would of posted

The only excuse for this is English not being your first language. If it is, then you deserve to be sent to the gulag

desu

>>34192518
I'm watching spooky films all night lad. Don't give me extra spooks by making me think about serial killer super teams.

>>34191071
sweet,will give it a watch. thanks lad

>>34192486
I like warm weather.

I don't play video games.

So it's perfect for me then.

>>34192370
>At least 2 active serial killers in the UK right now. Though some experts maintain that it could be as many as a dozen.

Excellent!

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>>34190476

Lads, why are American killers so shit, when we have wonderful ones like Doctor Shipman

>>34192499
just start watching Dexter, m8

>>34192495
Yeah I'd rather cope with east Asians than pakis.

At least they don't rape children.

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>>34192370
>tfw make a mental note that if someone is about to murder me to tell them I post in britfeel in case they do too

>>34191129
i had a booklet to read and sign when i rented my place
>tfw,there was a clause about not doing illegal or immoral things on the premises
>my step dads face when i called him over pointed at it and started laughing
he just stared at me shook his head and went and sat back down

>>34192553
did you know lockpicking is a incredibly easy skill to learn, picks can be bought cheaply and a lock can be silently picked in 30 seconds? well sleep tight lad

>>34192601
Seen it. First few series were pretty good, pretty shit after that.

The fatter jews have undertaken the task of plying us with homogenised milk products.
Serving to make us larger, slower....... cattle.

Cadburys, Easter, Christmas, WHATEVER YOU DO eating the homogenised milk product is encouraged.

You know what I am talking of.

The madness will only cease as soon as we free ourselves from their grasp. How?
How?

My Sanity is not cause for yours or The CIA's concern.

>>34192447
>has become
it's scarcely any worse than it's ever been

the last time it was any better, there was severe rationing and the major cities were getting carpet bombed by germans

>>34192619
Yeah I know. I have a practice kit, and a pick set.

But I also have two dead bolts and a door chain. So I'm not too worried.

Also stop bullying lad. It's not nice.

On a forced holiday to maspalomas here with my mum and my sister and her bf, sucks idk what the duck to do here, neet here used to sitting at home playing Vidya

Where a non-meme place to go travelling? I want jungles and waterfalls.

>need a loan
>can't get one
I need about 4k for a car and as the saying goes I need it yesterday

>>34192627
truth

I just got up to the season where he's trying to understand religion and it was just too much for me

>>34192663
And spiders and mosquitos and malaria and diarrhoea?

>>34191359
good lad,mummy needs to know her place. i hope you reminded her that whilst women do good in the kitchens at home,all the top chef jobs are done by men and that is why we are the superior sex

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>>34192619
Jokes on them I have a door chain then there is a massive pile of amazon boxes in the hallway for them to stumble over and a load of coins on my bedroom floor

Come and get me

any poles from essex fancy a pint

I've been watching British comedy and I laugh but, it seems like they're all just laughing circles around the topic of men wearing dresses? Am I just crazy? I watched a few episodes of QI and of 8 out of 10 cats. Funny stuff but.. man it felt gay.

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>>34192619
Good luck cunt, I own one of these

>>34192705
step your game up lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

>>34192705
Green Wing is some top britcom

>>34192549
fuck. i've been told off for this before
would HAVE not of
should of learned this lesson by now desu

>>34192627
Season 4 is the best one though

Cunt

>>34192657
>>34192687
>Door chain

lol, a 15 year old can kick a door and rip those stupid things right out of the frame

>tfw going for second appointment with therapist
>have been having issues with my memory on top of other things
>cant remember specific examples

my life is a joke

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>>34192786
Yeah if he wants to stumble right into my pile of boxes maybe and take a poo jug to the face

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HE HAS BEEN REBORN

PRAISE BE

PRAISE TO KEK IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM

PRAISE HIM!

>>34192786
>Yeah the deadbolts that give the police problems when they have a ram will be easily bypassed too...

>>34192545
>>heat
>Not everywhere
Eh?

>>34192826

Magnificent can take Chad cock now

>>34192490
They're tracking everywhere you go online and watching everything you do. They sell all of your data and pictures to thousands of companies and give it away free to intelligence agencies. They repeatedly barrage you with psychological and sociological experiments. They facilitate your exposure to mainstream values and viewpoints, your exposure to Normaltons and they directly and indirectly try to brainwash you into becoming one of them. They censor and suppress politically inconvenient and/or antiestablishment news and opinions and monitor and record reactions and opinions to the agenda driven dribble they do permit, then pass that information to teams of psychologists and sociologists in order to improve corporate and special interest group manipulation and control capabilities. Last but certainly not least, using Facebook often makes you a totally self-absorbed, vain and boring normalpleb.

GET OFF FACEBOOK AND CLOSE YOUR FUCKING ACCOUNTS TODAY!

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> tfw trumping up an absolute storm

trumpy

>>34192836
Just saying, mentioning you have a doorchain is like saying you have a lock on your diary. Not gonna keep anyone out but a 3 year old.

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>>34191359
>mfw I made mummy tea but gave her the ''Great British Cuppa'' mug

>>34192877
Australia is very big... It's not all blazing hot heat year round

>>34192722

Haha. I chuckled.

>>34192882
Worthy of copypasta if it isn't already. Spam it to those who admit Facebook use on 4chink.

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I'm 30 and ready to fucking kill myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzSkiXpFQ3M

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>>34192251
Theresa's coming for you now laddie.

>>34191603
Got a MAL lad?

>>34192914
I went all over in the autumn and my fucking ears crisped up. it's pretty bloody hot

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>>34192879
It's all he ever wanted!

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>>34192962
I'm 33 and ready to fucking kill myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMQ1NrkPoKw

>>34192962
>>34193016
I'm 34 and am ready to fucking kill myself.

>>34191149
why, what is up with you lad?

>>34193048
>>34193016
>>34192962
/britfeel/ suicide pact when?
anyone know a good bridge?

>>34193066
Thornaby bridge in Stockon-on-Tees

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U Wot M8?

I will fooking rek u.

>>34193066
I'm scared of heights. I'll probably just fire up a few coal BBQs and/or take an overdose.

>>34193098
>tfw 20 minute drive there

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>>34192970
>Implying

if pewdiepie can upload a video of him reacting to boku no pico while living in Brighton for the world to see

I think I can get away with some flat anime pictures

>>34193118
Where is it, up North somewhere?

>>34193138
yeah but anon he's a successful normie.

>>34193098
Humber bridge.

It's big and high and the river is nice, wide and deep.

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>>34193118
>tfw I always seem to find people living near by in this thread

Spooky.

>>34193142
Aye. Directly north of Middlesbrough (which is north of York).

>>34192962
>>34193016
>>34193048
30+ year olds represent!

Anyone fancy a nice little lay down on a railway line?

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>>34193010
So bootifull ;__; rip in peace

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You will never be a gentlemen returning from work to his wife and kids in the 1950s.

Why even live.

>>34193163
Might do my left leg on the tracks so I can be disabled but still able to drive a car.

>>34193159
The nearest robot I know of is over an hour away, good and bad I guess

>>34192251
illya is legitimately the best thing to happen to hentai in a long time

>>34193138
>while living in Brighton
that den of deviants is virtually untouchable

>>34193193
yea but their binmen are always on strike

>>34193181
lad, this is blighty, the whole country was bomb crators back then

>>34193163
Always cheers me up when other old lads are in the thread

>>34193157

Surely jumping into water there's a survival risk, isn't it better to jump onto sharp rocks or something?

>>34193233
I'd rather cope with that than the degeneracy that goes on today.

>>34193272
you say that but I doubt you actually would

>>34193260
Jumping into freezing water can kill you in a matter of minutes since your body can't cope with the shock of the impact and the change in temperature. A drunk lad in the North East (can't remember where, Newcastle maybe) died last year just jumping in from the river-side, not even a big height; the shock to his body from the temperature change meant he couldn't swim so he never came back up after jumping in.

>>34193272
It was equally "degenerate" though, soldiers were bumming each other on the troop ships to singapore during WW2, the kaiser had gay/bi friends and cecil rhodes the infamous evil racist was a bender who liked the dick.

>>34193328
>soldiers were bumming each other on the troop ships to singapore during WW2
fail to see how that's any different from what goes on in this thread

>>34193163
How fucked are we? It only gets worse from here on out. The only up side is that once you hit your mid thirties you just don't give a fuck any more, and you're closer to death than you were before.

>>34190476
Can't even get a stiffy anymore lads. Should I just kys myself?

How do you guys get over the shame?

The shame of knowing you'll never be accepted or liked? How do you continue to saunter through the day pretending everything is okay while it all burns around you?

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>>34190513
tfw possibly small life issues are relatively for me massive issues and i can feel no happiness, just pain.

time to listen to some xfm i guess.

>>34193338
well there are the 2 known prison gays who are gonna meet so we have to assume there are plenty more in the threads

>>34193326
>a matter of minutes

Would prefer something a bit quicker desu

Surely if you time it just right and leap in front of a train that "does not stop at this station" you could get absolutely pulverized?

>>34193381
Ideally you'd die from the impact by not diving in.
You'd get pretty mangled up being run over by a train, but you can survive it if you fuck up your jump or the driver uses emergency brakes quickly. Tall building head first is the way to go really.

someone at work today asked me if I had selective mutism.

I really wish I didn't have social anxiety.

>>34193355
By coming to the realisation that the desire to be accepted and liked is a shallow and meaningless concern.

>>34193376
r9k is full of prison fags. The environment is ripe for them

It'll never overtake Furry as the prison-fag posterboy, but it's definitely a worthy 2nd position.

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>>34193355
I'm still feeling the constant burn of inadequacy. some days i'm good, other days I feel totally worthless compared to my peers

I reckon in a few years either I'll have improved myself or become numb

>>34193370
why is jun so sexual?

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>>34193468
>people think you're just a "loner" or "lazy"
>seen as the weirdo and no one wants to talk to you
>you have social anxiety and just can't approach people out of sheer fear
>want them to come and be honestly nice to me so I can have friends
>they never do

>mum says "there's nothing you can't do, you're just telling yourself you can't. it's just in your head"
Yeah, no shit it's in my head, mum, but I can't just change my fucking brain for a normal one that doesn't have these problems.

>>34193355

I didn't.

I'm still thinking about a call from a coworker who I think it fairly cute, think I was overly-mean even for playful-meanness.

Current high as fuck. It's just about blocking it out.
Getting to tomorrow. Try not to fuck up as badly.

I wanna be adored.
Love is a stretch goal to my very underfunded social life.

>>34193538

Have you considered adopting a completely manufactured personality when around other people? Think of it like acting

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>>34193492
the playful easygoing slut who fucks her older brother.
DAMN, JUN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>>34193602
>I wanna be adored.

Why, though?

>>34193628
don't do this, it's impossible to keep it up and you are just playing yourself ultimately

>>34193643
Validation is a powerful thing

Why do you think there's so many trannies? It's certainly not because of any genetical/biological reason

How many of the 30 and over /britfeel/ anons here this evening are terminal NEETs with considerable psychiatric problems?

well then, what should I have a wank to tonight lads?

>>34193689
Been NEET for 12 years and 10 months

No considerable psychiatric problems.

>>34193643

Validation of my existence? Acknowledgement?
Human need? A sign that my social skills don't just warn everybody off?

I don't know. I just know no amount of drugs erases it, and I wish they could.

Not sure how many of those would be solved with having a friend though, so I don't know.

>>34193697
this sexy babe
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/ellie-roe

i might actually go to the pub tonight, it should be quiet on mondays yea? isnt mondays when bikini models go to local pubs looking for a shut ins with low level mental health problems? im gonna go to the pub

>>34193697
struggling with that myself,desu

>>34193697

Wank to the thought of Mummy Kay putting your sausage between her baps to make a sausage butty her way

>>34193671
You're right on both points. Luckily I stopped giving a fuck about validation and acceptance due to severe depression, existential nihilism and 250 million drinks.

https://clyp.it/yiblfcuy

join in /brit/feel
i'll mash it all together in audacity

>>34193708
Outstanding run, lad! Absolutely outstanding. How have you managed it?

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>>34193718
What an absolute munter

off to bed lads, goodnight /britfeel/

>>34193746
>existential nihilism

Go to church anon

>>34193602
I love the stone roses too m8

>>34193716
>Validation of my existence

So would you consider your existence as worthless if other skeletons encased in skin and other gibberish don't tell you repeatedly that it isn't? Is that a "human need?"

>>34193790
Night, lad. I might be follow suit soon.

>>34193770
MMOs took up a good chunk

It's really easy to sit in my computer chair and waste entire months at a time without doing anything. Most of my days I'm posting here and watching youtube/TV

>>34193790

Sleep well anon I hope a lunatic doesn't come into your room and smother you with a pillow tonight

>>34193742
>ello
>kay ere
>today am gonna be puttin a young fans coxk in ma greasy baps
>a know some people do it different but i like to put marge on the cock n not ma baps

>>34193790
>>34193857
the night's only getting started lads

It's normal to wipe your arse front to back, right?

>>34193793
>Go to church

No thank you. They preach an obvious fiction and a load of utter bullshit. I have already rejected all of the Abrahamic theologies in my quest for meaning, and quite rightfully so.

>>34193903
Only if you're standing up

>>34193903
thats what girls do to keep poo poo out of their voo voo
i do to

>>34193903
Yeah or else you'd be painting your taint in shite

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Mike Tyson is one of us

>>34193861
That's not what I meant. How have you managed it financially? How did you survive as a NEET for 12 years?

>>34193944
Yeah, that's my mindset, I just saw something that insinuated that wiping front to back was a weird thing.

>>34193830
> tfw your oneitis is sally cinnamon

>>34193844
I don't know what makes me want to be liked. I just hate sticking out as a loner with no friends.

I dunno, I really don't. There's obviously something different, but nobody is socially-retarded enough to tell me. Just need to correct that and I can make friends.

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>I have already rejected all of the Abrahamic theologies in my quest for meaning

>>34193961
JSA for 2 years. ESA for the rest

Got a review coming up in summer, so I may be back on JSA if I fail that

Lads, I think my daily drinking is starting to take it's toll on me

>>34193911
>They preach an obvious fiction and a load of utter bullshit. I have already rejected all of the Abrahamic theologies in my quest for meaning

Do you order your fedoras in bulk? I imagine they wear out quite fast being tipped so much

Lads i think I've eaten too much Haribo, i feel sick but i can't stop

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>They preach an obvious fiction and a load of utter bullshit. I have already rejected all of the Abrahamic theologies in my quest for meaning, and quite rightfully so.

>>34194008
pop one up your bum right quick before you eat it. Once you get your gobber round that It'll put you off eating the rest.

>>34193983
>>34194007
>>34194025

Paki muslims GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>34193911
>I have already rejected all of the Abrahamic theologies in my quest for meaning
>quite rightfully so.

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>Luckily I stopped giving a fuck about validation and acceptance due to severe depression, existential nihilism and 250 million drinks.

>>34194008
fangtastic are my weakness
and maom stripes

>>34193983
Whatever, mate. Christianity is bogus and your demigod is a filthy, spiteful, jealous and egotistical narcissist. I'll smash its fucking face in and feed it to my rats if it ever dares to try commanding me.

And if that's you, Amir, then fuck you you stupid Paki.

>>34193903
I do both 2bh, wiping one way creates a build-up of shit at one end of your hole

>>34194063
is that even a real playing card??

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>Whatever, mate. Christianity is bogus and your demigod is a filthy, spiteful, jealous and egotistical narcissist. I'll smash its fucking face in and feed it to my rats if it ever dares to try commanding me.

>he's back

I blame every single one of you fucking pricks whoever asked "what happened to him" like the fucking shitters that you

Fucking pricks

>>34194008
>Poundland selling Haribo bags for 50p
>bought 8 bags of Starmix and Supermix
pray for me, /britfeel/

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>everyone who disagrees with me is poleaboo

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>tfw i see this one skinny manlet who has the frame of a 12 year old walk around the university in a fedora every week
when will they learn
>tfw manlet

oh fuck lads, just put my hair in pigtails and got a bonner looking in the mirror
i've got some serious issues

>Smelly Islamic paki and an aspiring transexual tries to mock my rejection of theology

Okay.

>implying polepoo still posts here

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>my rejection of theology

>>34193689
Terminal wageslave, even worse.

>>34194136
This has had me chuckling for a couple minutes now, you poor thing you.

>>34194173
You're either poleaboo or some nutcase Christian denomination like a Jehova's witness who I've managed to offend. There's too much venom in your fedora posting. It's too frantic, too obvious.

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>>34190513
Why are there so many drug users in this thread? To be fair I'd probably take sleeping pills if I had access to them.

>>34194260
pls no bully
also send help

>>34194173

Is that fucking Kathleen Grundy in the background?

Jesus Christ, it's a fucking conspiracy.

>>34194136

You should have a little tug while looking at the mirror. It might be good for your self esteem.

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>>34194307
>kathleen gave up the heroin, faked her own death and began vaping

its starting to make more sense

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>>34194284
>several posts all regarding the same thing, some of which can't be samefagging because they are posted within a minute of each other
>i..it must be that smelly paki!
>it can't be me, i c..cant be wrong!
I'm not poleboo and i'm not samefagging either, i'm not even christian i'm an atheist but what you said was still fedora-worthy to the max, how can you not see that? Are you autistic? Genuine question not memeing.

>>34194288
Because our lives are shitty and drugs are a way to sometimes not feel so shitty.

I do take sleeping pills otherwise I sleep for about 12 hours and stay awake for about 18 - 24 and my sleeping pattern becomes a joke.

>>34194256
Unlucky, mate. I'm a 33 year old NEET and will actually kill myself if I have to go back to wageslavery. Why struggle for another 35 years pointlessly in that environment? Nope. Not doing it.

>study 10 hours a day for 8 days for an exam
>know every single thing
>got the grades today and its a C3
>meanwhile a friend who revised for a day got a B3
For the record, I got C1's last year in courses way bigger without going to the lectures at all and studying a day prior to the exam.

Feeling really fucking bad, haven't felt this worthless ever. It was the first time in my life I actually tried.

thanks for reading my blog

any comfy movies to recommend ? Slept nicely after a rewatch of battle royale yesterday and want to re-emulate the feeling.

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>or some nutcase Christian denomination like a Jehova's witness who I've managed to offend. There's too much venom in your fedora posting. It's too frantic, too obvious.

Oh the shitposter is bored again

>>34194288
you not tried the dark web
i wish i could help lad, my mate gets temazapam,if there was a way to get you some i'd gladly help

>>34194387
if it's maths or hard science he just understood etter than you with less time that's it.
If it's any other meme subject it's all random anyways so don't think too much about it.

>>34194314
but...do I...do I think i'm k-kawaii?

>>34194343
What the other anon said is a much more welcome contribution to the thread than your fedora posting, Christcuck.

>>34194456
law, I understood it well and did flawlessly on the mock exams

fucking hell im a braindead piece of shit

>>34194457

You'II never know until you try it~

10pm and the thread dies out again. Like clockwork you normans are, aren't you?

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>>34194306
*bullies you*

>>34193954
The shock i got when i opened that pic and I didn't get dwayne dibley.

>>34194387
Don't worry about it too much, anon. You tried and that's amazing. It's possible to overthink things too you know, everyone does it.

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>>34194478
>reasons and arguments given against my own shitposts
>i better double down and call him a christian after he said he was atheist!

>worked out I probably only eat 1600 calories per day

That can still be maintenance level if you do no physical activity, right? Or is my body going to be slowly eating itself to get energy?

I'm 73 kg and 198 cm

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>>34194438
I'm not really interested in doing drugs, honestly. Seems like too big of a risk, partly because I have a pretty addictive personality. I think I just need to fix my sleep cycle, but I honestly can't see that happening.

>>34194516
>bitter neet uses how long he can stay up past beddiebyes as a way of contriving to make himself feel remotely superior

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>>34194516
Ias long as we are both here together thats all that matters

>>34194529
well good luck with it lad.it's a fucker once the rythem is fucked

almost downloaded the extended LOTR trilogy into my laptop, see everyone in 12 hours of comfy kino.

>>34194518
You didn't offer any arguments against the rejection of theology, you just posted pictures of men wearing hats and called him autistic. Ad hominem attacks devoid of any substance do not a compelling argument make.

Now go to bed, you churchgoing Joho cuck normalfag.

>>34194516
true britfeel starts at 1am

>>34194609
sounds like you're in for a good night lad. i would say enjoy but who doesn't love LOTR

>>34194648
lying cunts who pretend their house is haunted by nicking videos from a youtube channel certainly start coming out around that time

I go away for 20 minutes and now the thread is shitted up. I think I will go to bed

>>34194609
Enjoy anon, it's been a while since I saw the trilogy.
Maybe i'll take a day off to watch them sometime soon.

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>>34193016
I'm 33 and already killed myself

tfw wish i was playing EDF again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJdj92N_d2I

Trying to find some decent horror films lads. Can anyone recommend me some good ones?

Anything that has shit you up would be gratefully received.

No bully of peoples choices pls

>>34194743
I don't think any decent horror films exist. Guinea Pig 1 and 2 are all I can think of.