Do Aussie girls make good wives/gfs?

No

t. Australian

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>>34185255
My mum and my mum's friends are pretty good people but anyone under 30 is not wife material.
Shit accents too.

>>34185255
Jesus christ no. Fucking roasties or Stacies.

They are the second worst sluts of the world right after american girls, with the British girls following close.

t. Traveller

They are absolute filth.

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How do I make this Aussie girl my gf? She is a sort of famous weeb cosplayer, but is cute as fuck without makeup.

>>34185281
exactly this op aus mums over 40 are great mothers under 30's are useless just like all western women

>>34185464
>Australian Asian

She has had MILES of cock go through her.

>>34185281
But I happen to like their accents.. they sound very cute.

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>>34185493
She has freckles. I think she's white. I'm almost certain she's white or at least mixed.

>>34185464
She's sort of famous.
You post on r9k.
See the problem?
Ur chances are worse then zero.

>do kangaroos make good wives/gfs
I don't think so

No, I live in Sydney. Even my friends girlfriends I could objectively say are trashy even if they are my friends by association. I'm worried about my future. I'm a hapa

>>34185503
Dude, she's 12. She can't be your gf.

She is really cute though. I don't know about miles of cock. More like 1-2 boyfriends in high school (depends how long she has been out of school).

Kiwi girls are better.

Probably the only accent I couldn't deal with. Along with south african. However what makes New Zealand girls better?

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>>34185501
That's because you've only heard them being all cutesy in video games and livestreams.
Real Australian accents are average at the very best and boner killers at worst. Literal chav sket tier.

>>34185565
>>34185569
She's 18.

>>34185513
So help me. REEE. Please. I need her in my life.

>>34185622
Australian and South African are the best accents though.

>>34185609
Literally the most promiscuous women in the world.

>>34185255
We're the worst.

t. Aus girl

>>34185647
>t. Aus girl

Let me mate with you

t. Aus man

Honestly, the only thing I'm thinking is for you to start YT channel with anime content or whatever she likes. Get to like 1000 subs and share it with her for attention. Goodluck. Then you can joke about it with her later "oh hahaha you know you inspired me to do it"

>>34185646
>citing a durex study that only sampled women who purchase condoms
Our sluts are sluts.
Our real women are great.

>>34185657
>mate
Oi mate, we're already mates. Let's say youse and me go for a late night Maccas run, righto?

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>>34185635
>Australian and South African are the best accents though.

You're literally tone deaf. Japanese is the only accent I can still enjoy on a woman.

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>>34185672
>Our real women are great.

>>34185503

White weeb chicks just can't into culture. It's always like watching a Mexican trying to be an English lady. So cringe.

>>34185685
I'll even do a burnout in my Commodore in the drive thru.

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>>34185701
Stay jelly, sad cunt.

PATETISKA AR NI ALLA SOM TALAR ENGELSKA, SVENSKA AR DET BASTA SPRAKER OCH DET VET NI ALLA. NI ACKLAR MIG!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34185685
One day I'll escape from all this.

>>34185722
I'm wet. H-how many donuts can you do, anon?

>>34185688

Haha Australian accent cute on women... whew lad. Literally South Africa tier.

>>34185749
Shitloads.
At least twice as many now that it's got a Chevy badge on it.

Agreed. I like going to rich areas because they hate bogans as much as I do. They pronounce France and Chance like people from England.

>>34185647
>>34185657
What does the
T. Stand for in this meme?
>that feel when finally not embarrassed enough to ask this question

yeah we can't describe it enough to get a good google search off of a reddit Out Of The Loop or ELI5

>>34185503
>>34185464
>batshit insane weeb caked in makeup

jesus fuck she's in melbourne or something too

i'd rather stick my dick in radioactive waste

I'm Australian and I'm getting a wife from China because Australian girls are trash

Depends on your tastes, most act like guys, are too open and are sluts

>>34186202
So you're saying there is literally not one that will act like a man in public but demure at home? Lol

Women here really are trash.

I'm going to move to another country to find a wife.

>>34186120
its like a signature in finland or smt, idk but it basically means "says" so those would mean "says the aus girl/man"

t. been here since summer

>>34186193
DON'T

They're here for money and citizenship and nothing else. I've had this happen twice to family members. If you must, go seek out a female who's university educated and already has a decent job and could probably get a working visa or permanent residency by herself. Anything else and you will get shafted.

Fuse an American stacy with an Ameican roastie and then throw in a bag of trash

= Aussie girls

>>34186225
If by "demure" you mean "lazy and getting fatter every day", then yes.

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>>34185740
>One day I'll escape from all this.

haha

hahahaha

>>34186258
Why would I select a girl without a uni degree lol?

>>34186267
Lel, personal experience anon? I'm American. Didn't think every AUS woman was like this but ok :>

>>34186276
Because you seem besotted enough with the idea of a girl from china so I can't make any assumptions as to your intelligence or experience.

>>34186152
Please send her to me then. I will take her.

>>34186283
>Lel, personal experience anon?
Observation.

Of course there are nice girls here, but they are very rare.
"Australian" should be a red flag.

>>34185255
Asian wives are obedient and submissive, very nice.

T. Asian

>>34185255
Good lord no. My wh*re of a mum is prime proof of that

>>34186285
She is my fiancee so I guess I have to deal with it

>>34186366
My mum is a cumbucket too

Literally 100% of Australian girls are "Foodie who loves to travel xoxoxox"

Yeah, I'm genuinely worried about my future. I don't like chinese girls (I dated one before- traditional parents etc.) Japanese women seem to be very kind, but I know culturally they think some pretty fucked up things about relationships -very provider based. Would a jap woman be less insane ?

>>34185255
>Aussie girls
Then why so little shitposting in this thread

>>34186234
>smt dude idk lol
It's means "terveiset", the equivalent Finnish valediction for "Regards". Now GTFO summer normo, you type like a literal cripple.

>>34185622
>>34185688
>South African
Is that English South African accent or Afrikaans South African accent? Or Black South African accent...

>>34185688
>literally tone deaf
OU ANON, AI RABU YUORU BIGGU HOWAITO DIKKU

no u m8

>>34186768
Get a Chinese girl with traditional parents.

Whether this is a troll or not, I strongly advise against it. Chinese girls seem to sleep around a lot, then finally want to settle down with a provider for not just her but her family as well.

>>34187254
That's called being a woman, Anon.

>>34186484
Every fucking tinder bio. Don't forget 'adventure', which doesn't mean anything.

They're always vegan, which is the biggest brightest redflag of them all

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>>34185255
>tfw no cute bronze skinned aussie gf to bantz me into tears and then rape me with a strap on while im crying
i dont even like strapons

>>34185635
M8 this is Venus right? I wouldn't go for her, I heard she was mentally unstable and you have a chance of having all your assets taken overnight. She did fuck her mother over financially after she seized control of the youtube account both she and her mother ran.

I have a fading emotionless crush on an Aussie girl at present, she's got a nice personality but I'm not sure at all if she would be a good girlfriend.

>>34190957
Well why not? Does she have any flaws that particularly stand out?

>>34190548
No this girl goes by another name. I've heard of that venus bitch. Hope she gets raped to death.