How does one obtain a "gf"

>>34182968
>Step 1.) Be Chad
>Step 2.) There is no step 2

I don't know, nigger.

>>34182968
It's all about CONFIDENCE and PERSONALITY

>>34182968
FUUCKK OOFF GEORGE U DAMN KREEEP

It's about NIGGER and NIGGERS.

>>34182968
I didn't know that the JP title for Seinfeld was: My Neighbor Seinfeld.

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>>34182968
Step 1: look like pic related
That's it
Sure you can be rich, but she'll not actually love you and she'll leave for a richer man

>>34183289

He looks like a spic nigger

>>34182968
If you're looking for college age girls then most of them are whores and aren't interested in a relationship so I suggest looking for someone younger or older. Why would you want a gf anyway?

>>34182968
>implying we know
Where the hell do you think you are?

>>34182968

Option 1
>Be assertive
>Have something that makes you stand out
>Be proud of that thing
>Flaunt it, get attention

Option 2
> Take good care of your hygene
> Work out
> Be confident
> Be social

Option 3
> Be a smooth talker
> Be funny
> Be appreciated by everybody/Party animal
>Be confident

Option 4
>Be rich
>flaunt it
>go at the right parties

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With these digits

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>>34184581
>Be assertive
> Be confident
> Be social
> Be a smooth talker
> Be appreciated by everybody
>Be rich

I can't imagine myself being any of these things.

>>34184581
>tfw not assertive, confident, smooth talker or rich
I check all the other boxes though. I don't want to play this game anymore.

Literally all you have to do is act like a turbo nigger without foresight or hesitation. It guaranteed works even if you're ugly or poor. Just don't be yourself.

>>34182968
ask for one sempai

>>34185838
>It guaranteed works even if you're ugly or poor.
Nice meme