/britfeel/

first for thr britfeel party manifesto

I've been thinking of writing a manifesto and emailing it to the few people who, I assume through some sort of obligation and pity, have remained my friends over the last few years.

I'm not going to go full Elliot but I hate myself and my life so much I want to destroy it and everyone associated with it.

I'm stuck in a cycle of disappearing from people's lives for a few months, forgetting how much I hate the world, then returning to hate my soul broken anew.

If I lay it out for them in black and white what I hate about this life, then it either scare them off or I'll regret it so much I'll be too embarrassed to see them again.

Plus I'm pretty sure people see me as someone a bit depressed who just has bad days sometimes. If I truly share my utter hatred for this existence then I'll no longer just be a joke or another poser faggot with a mental illness.

Wahay. We have a winner and I'm very glad it's my thread

>>34182170
>or another poser faggot with a mental illness
that's exactly what you'll be m8

>>34182208
Most posers write fb updates or tweets, not lengthy emails with snappy titles (suggestions welcome).

>>34182170
I don't know about this. Why don't you try writing it and then decide when you're finished on whether you should email it about

Phew. We can all relax, Mr Trump told Michael Gove that 'Brexit is a good idea.' I was worried for a while but I'm happy now. Woot.

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>>34182035
What the fuck is going on here guys??

>>34182508
An anon and I made a thread 34 seconds apart. This one was chosen by a more, I assume, appropriate edition title.

>>34182457
Well yeah, I fully expect I'll give up or lose interest halfway through because it's all meaningless at the end of the day. Just an idea that might help me rip the band-aid off this shit life.

Have any of you guys ever been on a ladsladslads type holiday with your m8s to somewhere like Magaluf or Ibiza? Or even anywhere?

>tfw never had friends close enough to be invited on holiday with them
>tfw never had a "group" of friends that I've been a part of

>>34182583
Went with 2 other people, one is a fit autistic and the other is a fat retarded normie.


It was terrible and great at the same time

morning.... up for the therapist.
its cold grey and miserable.

>>34182718
Good enough for any greentext stories or not quite up to that kind of hype?

>>34182583
I have social anxiety, I never feel comfortable around people so I can't talk to them and I have no friends

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>>34182155

will it be a nice manifesto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw6i1SAHetc

>>34182035
Morning lads. Feeling fresh in my airmax 95's from the jd sale and my F&F jeans.

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TODAY: We again blame foreigners for the decline of the NHS and fail to hold the Tories to account.

>>34182170
Stab some shitskins before you top yourself, old chap. Do old blighty a favor.

>>34182996
Its the fucking mail though. They can't go one issue without blaming the foreigners for something.

>>34182928
Bit Dale Winton, lad

>tfw gonna go to a shop later
>already panicking from the idea of it

>>34183199
What you buying?

>if some one sets up a PowerPoint Drive

From the social outcast to the social outcast's outcast wayfoo posting should be allowed I don't watch it personally but don't want to be apart of anything where anon has to hide their "arrangement" with the over sexualised modern world.

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>>34183042

just tending to my meme's keeping the normies out

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This seems like a good point in time for some mid morning just out of bed waifus

I sometimes wonder what happens during the late night britfeel threads if the same thread doesn't burn through the night

>>34182996

>tfw we could stop proxy funding the Indian space program and use that money to grow some healing plants in the NHS garden

>>34183318
going to a bookshop to see if theres anything worth picking up

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>>34183038

>IT'S FUCKING 4CHAN THOUGH

>HE'S A FUCKING FROGPOSTER THOUGH

>>34183398
mostly depressedposting and talking about random shit, also the threads are very slow

t. nocturnal /britfeel/ poster who's going to sleep soon

>>34183433
ah right. I feel like I am missing out but I favour having a reasonable sleeping pattern

The last thread was odd. We had some weirdo call himself ghostlad and take clips from a youtube video and pass them off as his house being haunted. He made a thread on /x/ but gave himself pretty quickly by going a bit to extreme in his descriptions of the hauntings

>>34182879
Not really

Just getting drunk/high with loud music and lots of sloots everywhere( that still get done by chad)

>>34182996
>implying it is the fault of any specific government

The NHS is vastly expensive because of what it is, it's not going to be cheap ffs. And since it's such a massive organisation it's management structure is fuckhueg and complicated and has grown out of control.

Every government that tries to tackle the NHS ends up slamming its head into a brick wall. It is so huge that it is going to take a monumental effort to change it and the public don't like that, regardless of which party is in power at the time

So we end up with
>hurr fukken tory basterds privatising muh NHS!
or
>hurr fukken socialist retards bankrupting the whole country!

Five hours left of the eight I gave myself and I'm already half way. I might just make this deadline.

>>34182170

I see a manifesto as clearly as anyone can on a anon board of cockroaches the crest of the wave is on cuckbook, many 1000's of accounts active only one or two times a month.

All extended social groups have this in-active member in their cuckbook network. It might be pondered where the outcast posts or what the outcast wants either way the first move must come from the outcast.

The first move is writing a manifesto

>>34183457

did bushlad post where he took the comfy nap?

>>34183507

How much Tax do we make from nicotine lad?

We don't have money for the NHS does not fly

The mismanagement of budgets means we need better management lad

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

What are you guys up to today?
I hope whatever you get up to today you really enjoy.
Fellow wageslaves, it's only five days until the weekend!

What skill do you wish you had but you haven't been able to try?
Why don't you try today!

>>34182035

The only war's that are ok are meme wars:

Both sides have access to the same weapons, MS paint or memegenerator.

>No displacement of people, making them come over ere'

>More research into meme war profiteering is needed

Cried for the first time in two years, lads.

What's the worst thing I can do with someone's address and phone number? I recently found out my old school bullys personal details and I wanted to do something that would annoy the fuck out of him for all the years of torture he put me through. I was thinking about signing him up for lots of random shit but that doesn't seem like enough

>>34183731
I'm finishing off some work for uni and it's not very enjoyable, but once I finish it I know I don't have to do anymore for a while.

I think if I could do a skill I'd want something like cinematography

>>34183764
Tell people he's a nonce. Probably a fb group or something.

>>34183780
I don't have normiebook or any other social media, I basically ghosted after college

>>34183780
Wouldn't they want to know how you know he's a nonce though, if you told anyone that is

>>34183816
I dont know. I dont have an action plan, but other than going round to his house yourself I cant think of much you can do.

>>34183838
I wasn't the guy with the address, I'm just curious of the pedantics

Bit slow today. Looks like the wagies are all busy

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>>34182178
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=Um0OAAAAIAAJ

>>34182256
Is the fb election data out lad

>>34182483
Bavi

I have to go to lecture, but its too cold outside. Pathetic.

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>>34183731
I'm off for a new data entry position in a while. Pretty apprehensive about it since I've never done it before plus I failed my IT GCSE. I only got it since it was an internal position desu

>>34184051
Really quiet day for me actually. Not gonna complain.

>tfw have to down my tea in one go because it'll be frozen in 3 seconds

>historically we have never been a nation that was focused on continental Europe'.

Phillip Hammond dropping some harsh truth bombs on the EU. It's like our country has re-grown it's balls overnight

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4123254/DOMINIC-LAWSON-cautious-Chancellor-s-just-dropped-Brexit-bomb-Berlin.html

>>34182996
I am a foreinger and last month I had a huge stomach ache and was ready to die because I thought that I am not eligible for nhs.

>>34184148
>data entry
Na you'll be good. Its the easiest shit going. If you can use 4chan you can enter data.

>>34184165
Classic. I swear people distract me at the moment it's a good temperature.

>>34184112
>Is the fb election data out lad
What do you mean?

>>34184181
Alright. So it's not difficult - what's the pace like? It sounds like something to half arse, but should I be going Sanic fast the whole time? I'd like to just be chill about it with my headphones in but I dunno if that's plausible. Will there be a dress code do you think?

>>34184198
Really depends on the place. Don't go too fast through unless you want to try and stand out or some shit cause they'll just give you more work and expect you to always work at that pace but thats just advice for all work. I'm assuming it transfers over

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>tfw 14 more hours before I end my 36 hours fasting because I ate a little bit too much on a saturday party and sunday morning
>and by too much I ate ALMOST maintenance calories(2800-3000)

Life sucks when you're trying to hit 8-9% bodyfat ripped, oh well, at least maintaining it is easy as shit compared to attaining it.

>tfw still just gonna be a basement dweller wow player youtube lets play watcher 4chan hero gymcel and not use it to get all the birds in summer.

>>34184148
>>34184198
Data entry is piss easy. It'll be at a very mild pace and quite dull mind.

>>34184254
Let's see your current body then lad.

>>34184112
>https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=Um0OAAAAIAAJ
Why are you linking me this?

>>34184261
But can I listen to music? If so no problem. Otherwise I dunno man, my boredom threshold is shot to fuck

>>34184291
I wouldn't know. You'd have to ask, I'm guessing after working there for a bit you can come to an agreement.

>>34184272

Don't wana show it yet, still at 13%, wana hit 9% by the end of april.

>>34184302
>at 13% and in great shape lads honest
>but dont want to show anyone because I'm shy
Ripped at 13% should look great. What's your height/weight?

>>34184326

Didn't say I was ripped (unless I am in good lighting, even unflexed).

To be "ripped" at 13% you'd have the muscle mass of an IFBB competitor or an up and coming amateur.

I'm 175cm 82kg, once I drop to 77-78kg without any muscle loss I'll hit my goal and have almost no visible/grabbable fat.

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>>34184381
>he's 5'9"
Manlet

Weighed myself the other day, I weigh 17 stone at 6 foot tall. I remember when I used to weigh 13 stone and I felt like a fat shit back then.

>>34184381
>Life sucks when you're trying to hit 8-9% bodyfat ripped

Why the fuck are you aiming for such a goal when you're 180 and not ripped at all?

>To be "ripped" at 13% you'd have the muscle mass of an IFBB competitor or an up and coming amateur.

And to be 'ripped' at 8% you'd have to look like fucking Zyzz. Going on crazy 36 hour fasts isnt going to help you gain some godlike body, you're just gonna feel and look shitty.

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>>34184395

>implying I'm not practically 6ft with my shoes on.

There was a quote on some thread the other day that stuck with me from some rapper, I think. It was to the effect of:

>A nigga wants what he knows. If he don't
know much, he don't want much.

I like this quote because it can be read two ways:

>An ignorant man lacks ambition
>A poor man is satisfied without great wealth

I have never had much money but I've always had video games. As long as I have enough for some games and the odd takeaway that's enough for me. I'm glad that my threshold for contentment is so low. Someone from money would not be able to live this way so if he lost his fortune he would be unable to cope. For me, it is all I have ever known. I'm happy that I don't need very much.

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>>34184439
>he compensates for his lack of height by wearing 3 inch soled shoes

>>34184288
because you posted the other thread, the one (your) one that died.

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>>34184430

didn't say I'm not on gear nigga.

this is 180lbs 6% bodyfat.

I intend to hit 8-9% bodyfat at 175lbs, which puts me a good 10lbs of pure muscle behind(and a couple lb of fat extra), but I'm not fucking my olympia or hope to be close to one, just want aesthetics while I'm hiding in my room playing wow and being on 4chan/youtube.

>>34184472
Wait what? This thread is my thread

>>34184475
What cycle are you running? Look I respect anyone else that lifts but 175 just seems small to me. I'm 190 and I'm not even thinking about cutting until I reach 200 (yes I'm also on gear).

I need new music to listen to. Something electronic that I can listen to a whole album of without knowing when the tracks change.

>>34184475
>>34184504
How does gear feel like? I have nothing against users but would never do it myself because it would preclude me from sport.

>>34184518
There are track changes but I really enjoy this guys stuff
https://grahamkartna.bandcamp.com/

Good God, I am beyond knackered right now.

>>34184504

Doing 400test-300eq-200tren atm (used to be 400 but sides suck).

When I'm done cutting I'll probably get some cheap superdrol from tm, maybe up or add a compound.

If I just want to be 9-10% ripped and not 5-7% contest level then yeah ofc I can hit 180-190lbs, though it would take a bit of time.

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>all this talk of exercise
Stop already

>>34184560
Someone once described it as 'like using the all weapons cheat in GTA. It's fucking awesome, but you know you're never going to play the game properly again' I like it a lot. There really isnt a lot of severe health risks as long as your not an idiot and it it adds muscle faster and that's all you want.

>>34184419
I'm 13.5 stone at 5'7".

It's not a good feel, but eating is my only pleasure these days.

>>34184518
What kinda stiff are you currently listening to?

>>34184575
>200tren atm (used to be 400 but sides suck).
Yeah I hear they kick your ass. Just started 500 test 250 deca and 25mg of anadrol (which is great but is pretty harsh).

>>34184619
No bands in particular. Just crap like '2HR CHILL ELECTO MIX' and a bit of retrowave (although bored of that now).

>>34184504
Tiny balled, poofter

>>34184562
>average song length 3 mins
DROPPED

>>34184632
>a bit of retrowave (although bored of that now)
That's heresy, lad

>>34184636
My balls are the same size as before. I'm not running grams of gear for 9 months at a time or anything.

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>>34184639
>>average song length 3 mins
>DROPPED
You fucking dumb? Did you even give it a listen?

>>34184594
Does it:
>Shink your balls or whatever?
>Give you violent mood swings?
>Make you more inclined/ motivated to work out?

By the last one, I mean to say if someone who wasn't really a gym person started shooting up would they feel like going down there and lifting despite a previous lack of inclination?

>>34184658
I want something I can chillout to in bed, not something that's over in 30 mins

>>34184654
Are you sure about that? You could just be getting used to it as they gradually shrink

>>34184661
>>Shink your balls or whatever?
It can do, yes. By 20% or something like that, but only if your running a lot of test

>Give you violent mood swings?
The only gear that really does that is tren. The rest will probably give you more swagger and confidence since you have 4 times more testosterone than before

>Make you more inclined/ motivated to work out?
It helps you recover faster and personally I feel motivated because I'm paying for this shit so I better hit the weights as hard as I can. I guess it could make a newbie feel like doing physical
stuff but I wouldnt say it gives you an energy boost exactly.

>>34184690
>mfw no gf to check ball size

>>34184661
Not that guy but I have also tried gear

>Shrink balls
I didn't notice any shrinkage after using on and off for a year but it can happen with high doses.

>Give you violent mood swings
Not me, apparently it just amplifies your personality so if you are naturally an angry person with a short temper then the roids will make you more of a dickhead.

My friends told me that I was talking a lot more than normal and seemed to have more confidence.

>Make you more motivated
For me it did, mainly because I'd see it as a waste of money if I bought the gear ad didn't bother using it properly. I did enjoy working out though.

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>buy corned beef, cucumber and lettuce
>have mayo in the fridge
>forgot to buy bread

>>34184752
Go to the paki shop and buy a loaf that would cost you 70p for a quid

>>34182170

You've mentioned this in a few Elliot threads before over the months, and I assume you're the same person, if so I would absolutely love a copy. I think you said you'd change names/locations too if I recall.

>>34184741
>Not me, apparently it just amplifies your personality so if you are naturally an angry person with a short temper then the roids will make you more of a dickhead.
That's enough of a reason for me not to do it right there. I have a hair-trigger temper as it is and I'm a total dickhead drunk which is partly why I packed it in.

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>>34184767
>not buying freshly baked bread

Also there aren't any corner shops near me I don't think

>>34184780
I would buy freshly baked bread but the only good ones I've found are from a german bakery near me and it's a fiver a loaf.

>>34184790
That doesn't make any sense. "bad" fresh bread is better than any warburtons type.

Also it's bread you fucking faggot, it tastes the same how can it be bad? You fucking idiot.

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Blimey. Sam's face is cropping up a fair bit in this thread

>>34184780
>buying freshly baked bread
fuck off millionaires

>>34184778
>I have a hair-trigger temper as it is and I'm a total dickhead drunk

Yeah it sounds like you will be one of those guys to get "roid rage"

You're probably a dick when drunk because it lowers your inhibitions and you feel comfortable acting that way. Roids basically do the same thing, they make you feel confident about what you're doing whether it is a good or bad thing so if you're prone to be a bit of a horrible cunt then the gear will make you think it's alright to be like that when sober too.

>>34184802
I really like rye bread, and this bread shop does really good rye bread. I've never been a fan of white and that's all I can really find asda. Also quit being so rude, we're talking about fucking bread.

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>>34182170
Wait until the end of this week or next anon. I can't wait for the happening that befalls us on Friday. If Trump is shot or the protests get out of hand just imagine the implications.
Second civil war, trade in the US will be fucked, other countries will not be happy and we can go on our independent rampages we could only ever dream of.

However if nothing happens then by all means write it and come here so we can bring about the happening.

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34184818
Don't tone police me you fucking dumb faggot.

You're the dumbest motherfucker I've ever had the displeasure of talking with. Nah I'm just fucking with you you're alright but you're a dumb faggot when it comes to bread.

Does anyone here have any experience of sending a parcel to the USA?

I'm thinking about sending a gift to a friend in the US but I'm not entirely sure how complicated the process is, if there are special forms I need to print out and fill in or anything like that

On a side note it's fucking expensive to send even small things, like around 20 quid for a small parcel that takes two weeks to get there, jesus christ

Lads the beggar on my way to Morrisons was pretty cute and I've talked to her a few times (never gave her money) and she knows me now.

How retarded would it be to ask her out?

>>34184849
Very retarded, she's just a junkie

>>34184849
A homeless woman would be given accommodation almost instantly. Sure she'd not a smackhead or anything?

>>34184849
Pretty retarded anon, go for it

>>34184830
I cant remember exactly but you have to declare everything your sending and pay a ton of money. It should be easy to find on google.

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>>34183390
How about a still fast asleep in bed waifu?

how do I stop being so anxious? I can't fucking talk to people.

>>34184882
also I'm not sure if it applies to domestic postage but I got stuff from america once and had to pay Duty tax on it when it got to my door

>>34184873
>>34184872
>>34184875
No she's a gypsie so she's just scamming as a beggar.

Next time I'm up I'm gonna sit down with her and ask if she wants a coffee out of morrisons and then if she says yes I'll ask her to come with me to the cafe and then from there it should go well.

>>34184907
Pretend you're acting a part. You're not 'talking to someone' you're 'reading a script'.

>>34184918
>wanting to get close to a gypsy woman
Mate her brothers will kill you. How old is she?

>>34184918
Prepare for her to say yes, invite you back to her "place" and they you get mugged by Besnik

>>34184919
It not that easy when your sweating and stuttering and on edge when near people

>>34184925
I'd say about 20. I wouldn't meet her family.

>>34184932
No I wouldn't go to her place but you guys are being racist to be honest. She's a nice girl, she can't help being born into a shit race.

>>34184945
>she can't help being born into a shit race.
It's all her fault. Gypos can fuck off

>>34184945
she is out begging, first chance she gets to make a quick buck out of you she will take with both hands

>>34184945
>you guys are being racist to be honest
She's literally begging for money on the street. Mate I have gypsy blood and I steer well clear of that lot. Some of them are good lads but they live in their own world which they wont let you into and wont let anyone out of.

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>>34184945
>I'd say about 20.

She's an underage shitskin playing tricks, you should run her over.

>>34184959
>>34184960
Yeah they get forced into it by their families though. I've no money anyway.

I've just realised how much I read browsing 4chan everyday. I probably haven't read a novel in months, but it is very likely I read the equivalent of an average size novel every week.

>>34184980
Damn that'd be hot.

I'll try and get a picture of her when I go up next time.

>>34184992
they don't just want money. anything they can get to sell on will do for them

Land Tax Bill 2017

An Act to replace several U.K. taxes with a tax on the unimproved value of land.

BE IT ENACTED by the Queen's most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:

1: Implementation of the Land Tax.
(1) There is hereby assessed an annual tax of 2.35 on the value of all properties, excluding the value of improvements made upon them.
(2) The Minister for Revenue & Customs is directed to establish procedures for annually assessing the value of all privately-held land in the UK.
(3) For the purposes of this Act:
(2) a. "properties" means any piece of land held in private ownership.
(2) b. "improvements" means modifications that would serve to increase the value of the property.

2: Repeal of Certain Taxes
(1) The following taxes are hereby abolished:
a) Stamp Duty Land Tax
b) Capital Gains Tax
c) Inheritance Tax
d) Insurance Premium Tax
(2) The corporation tax rate is lowered to 15%.

3: Extent
This Act extends to the United Kingdom.

4: Commencement
The provisions of this Act come into force immediately.

5: Short Title
This Act may be cited as the Land Tax Act 2016.

>https://youtu.be/4_Gf0mGJfP8
>The US president-elect stirs concern among allies and says Germany was wrong to admit 1m migrants.

>>34185023
If this is proper this will go down as well as the spare bedroom tax

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Who's you celebrity crush, lads? Mine has to be Daisy Ridley

What's your favourite pizza lads?

I had a BBQ one last night and it was divine. Cheese and BBQ sauce base with BBQ chicken and mushrooms on top.

>>34185087
I don't have pizza often but I'll usually have a pepperoni or a ham and pineapple

>>34185087
doner and mayonnaise with stuffed crust (cheese)

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>>34185082

Saoirse Ronan. I saw her holding a baby on the Turner Prize and it made me feel /weird/,

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Someone's used Adblock on Piccadilly Circus

Very stupid.
Just offer her 50 quid, a decent meal and a shower in exchange for fucking your brains out.

>>34185114

Beautiful. Were I king for a day I'd have adverts in public spaces banned; shit's an eyesore beyond measure.

>>34184873
>A homeless woman would be given accommodation almost instantly.
Lulz!

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>>34185082
the nbk herself

>>34185082
Helena Bonham Carter requires my semen in every hole she possesses.

>>34185114
>>34185141
What if they showed ads for stuff you actually wanted?

Like hentai dvd's and tendies?

>>34185148
They would.

Either by the state or the hundreds of womens shelters or even the first beta cuck to stumble on her. Homeless women don't exist, you'll rarely see an elderly one but the young ones don't stick around for more than a day or two.

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>>34185113
Saoirse Ronan is actually a very, very good pick

>>34185183

Not everyone is so patrician as I

>>34185183

I don't want either of those things. I don't care what they advertise, it's always obnoxious.

In fact, I don't even know what a "tendy" is. But don't tell me, I enjoy the mystery.

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>>34185082
>not Hayley Atwell
You've got shit taste, m8.

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>>34185082
I don't have a celebrity crush but I have a pornstar crush.
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/ellie-roe

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>>34185225
>he doesn't know what tendies are

>I just like attractive women.

gonna be honest with you lads, i still don't get how the universe came about from nothing

>>34185256
you don't know that? everyone knows that. haha looser

>>34185240

I'm the meme avoider, friend. I duck and weave the meme machines like Neo in the Matrix.

>>34185256
It didn't come around from nothing. It was created in six days by our divine creator

>>34185234
>Ellie Roe
my nigga, but why did she have to quit

>>34185256
It didn't, bruv. There were loads of toxic gases floating about and one day some lonely little particle, who was getting excluded by the normie element clouds, said "fuck this" and started generating gravity. He planned to get loads of friends but he got too many and exploded. RIP.

>>34185278

Kek!

Look Son a time traveller from the 19th century!

>>34185321

But where did the gas and the particle come from?

>>34185198
You're talking complete and utter wank.

>>34185256
I'm not sure on the specifics of how the big bang happened but just bear with me and let's say one day a long time ago something exploded and everything that's in the universe now came from that and is still moving outwards like the ripples of a pond when you throw a stone in it.

Some people say it's like a never ending circle and once all the stars have burnt out and all life has died and nothing exists anymore that a big bang will happen again. It's impossible for humans to be able to comprehend that though since everything we know of has a beginning and an end.

>>34185331
Would you look at that? It's a petty heathen.

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>>34185278
>It was created in six days by our divine creator

>>34185358
Am I?

Then why do homeless men outnumber "homeless" women at least 100 to 1?

>>34185365
>heathen

Sorry, 16th century.

>>34185341
There were always there, lad.

>>34185385
Well, that is when my denomination was founded

>>34185384

Yes you are. Now wipe the shit off your lips and go back to crying about how girls hate you.

Prptip: It's not just girls

>>34185400

You'd think you'd have developed a brain cell by now. Still, I'm sure someone makes money off you and your fellow fucktard soup vegetables.

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>>34185451
Bait harder please

>>34185198
Homeless women are crazier than the average bear. Taking one in would be a very dangerous idea.

>>34185428
lol, nice facts you slag

>>34185050
B1102

The reason for replacing Stamp Duty Land Tax in particular is that it is a one of charge on the value of land which penalizes people who move around frequently. You can read more about it here in this lovely paper produced by the Liberal Democrats ALTER organization.

>>34185023
Bills and Acts don't have to be followed by free men such as myself.

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Ruined my diet today, lads. Just fucking binged on a load of cheese, fish and a box of liquorice.

To top it all off, there's REALLY loud drilling coming from the flat next door, I haven't slept yet and it's fucking dismal outside. I am so uncomfy right now, it's not even funny.

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>>34182035

Urge to gamble rising

I've paid all my bills until September though, so all my income currently is disposable.

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>>34185648

for got to add my pic.

>been up since 2pm yesterday

who /allnighterfornoreason/ here?

>>34185023
You could look at that as a tax on the rich. Poor people who rent their house/apartment would, surely, not have to pay the tax.

Really, though, it just means rents will go up and landlords pass the tax onto their tenants. Rich people will dodge the tax and it'll be the middle-classes, who own one house, who will suffer the worst.

Thank you, Mrs. May.

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>>34185451
>fellow fucktard soup vegetables.

>>34185650
Put your head against the wall, where the drilling sound is coming from, and pray it goes through and into your brain.

>>34185666
nice.

>https://youtu.be/5hI6P0enk2g

>>34185674
Exactly the same except I got up at one yesterday and I stayed up for a reason.

>>34185674
I sometimes end up doing that once my sleep cycle gets messed up enough

then you can go to bed at 8pm the next day and you can wake up nice and early naturally in the morning

very nice

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>>34182035

Birmingham meetup when?

>>34185760
>exactly the same except the time and reason

really makes you think

>>34185674
Went to bed at 4pm yesterday, woke up at 11pm

Debating whether or not to take a "nap" (7-8 hours) now, or just stick it out until 10pm or something.

>>34185909
>wanting to get stabbed at a /britfeel/ meetup

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just thought id post a picture of the goddess Rachel Riley

>>34186092
Her name sounds like she does porn. Maybe its the alliteration.

>>34186092
>and the letters are:
>PPRRPHTHF
>you like that fart face?

>>34185957
And what's the point of your comment?

Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future. Louise sees future.

WEAPON OPENS TIME.

Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Weapon Weapon opens time. Weapon opens time. Opens time. Weapon opens time.

WEAPON OPENS TIME

>>34186092
she's a slut tbqh can't be fucked with her but of course would give her a creampie if she begged for it

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Don't forget to vote if you haven't already lads!

The choices for Film Night -

>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

Poll will run until Thursday at 10pm at which point the results will be posted.

Film night link will be posted at 9:30pm on Friday the 20th, film to start at 10pm.
Music fitting the choice of film will be played beforehand and the floor will be open to whatever you want afterwards.

Happy voting lads.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

Does anyone in London or surrey need a dealer? I want to return to my criminal ways.

>>34186305
Absolutely fucking crap selection, lad, apart from Trainspotting. Sorry. I like to watch films by myself anyway. I don't see the point of this film night shit, and I'm a terminal shut in loner.

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>>34186381
>Absolutely fucking crap selection, lad, apart from Trainspotting. Sorry. I like to watch films by myself anyway. I don't see the point of this film night shit, and I'm a terminal shut in loner.
Good for you...

Pay-as-you-go dongle on a wiped laptop with zero personal information or accounts as a way to bypass the Investigatory powers act and still shitpost? What say you all?

>>34186444
>What say you all?
I don't care. nice trips

>>34186444

Autismal shitposting isn't of much interest to anyone.

>>34186381

>I'm not going to watch but I will still complain as if anyone gives a shit.

You fucking numpty.

Film night is about the banter and having a giggle. How good the film is, is irrelevant. Bad films are usually better.

I am holding out for Dog Soldiers, but trainspotting, DnD or hackers would be bantz worthy.

>>34186473
If the stories are to be believed, autistic shitposting just overthrew the american election.

>>34182035
My hangovers lasted 2 days so far lads
Yesterday was the headache and all that, today I just feel really ropey and Im just not thinking straight

any advice?

>>34186473
You're either a government and corporate shill or an ignorant moron. Or possibly both.

>>34186381
mean girls is actually a surprisingly funny film

>>34186491
>Film night is about the banter and having a giggle. How good the film is, is irrelevant. Bad films are usually better.

Whatever you say you utter plebsack. Have a great time.

>>34186010
only thing you'll be getting stabbed with at a britfeel meetup is a penis

>>34186535
But why watch it with a bunch of spastics from this shit hole? The "bantz" are predictable and annoying. 90 percent of posters here are biological automatons.

>>34186555
>Have a great time.
I will cheers lad!

Also nice trips even though you were being mean.

>>34186527

It is proven.

>>34186582
Sounds about right.

You get lured in and seduced with pictures of cute anime girls and talks of hugs.

The next thing you know you're bent over in a dingy flat getting bummed by a waifu poster while the camera records in the background.

>>34186381
Dogsoldiers is pretty good, I watched it in a caravan

>>34186641
That must have been spooky lad.

did you expect a werewolf to bust in at any time?

>>34186657
I think it might have even been a butlins, or something similar
so desu I was kind of hoping a werewolf would bust in and put me out of it

>>34186641
I watched The Grifter in a shed once.

>>34186752
Was it a nice shed?

>>34186582
>being stabbed when all good britons have binned their knives

ha!

god save the queen!

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>>34186767
It was very similar to pic related.

>>34186667
>werewolf bursts into your house/caravan
>feel relief as finally the sweet release of death has come for you
>werewolf bites you on your shoulder
>it lets go
>runs off
>you contract lycanthropy and become a werewolf
>wreck up your computer and tv in an animalistic rage
>become biologically immortal due to curse
>try to end it
>turn into werewolf and lose the self-control required to suicide

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>>34183390
how about a mid afternoon just got out of bed waifu
that's thinking of going to the shop getting some beers getting shitfaced n aiming to be back in bed asap

>>34186667
cheers lad, you just gave the idea for a short story.

Redcoat werewolves terrorize an isolated new butlins camp made inaccessible by a storm.

>>34186787
>wrecks your tv
>tv police fine you because they think you're doing this to evade your tv tax

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>>34186635
>tfw will never get bummed by a waifu poster

>>34186785
Wow a log shed
You hit the jackpot, I only have a wood panel shed

>>34186787
Yeh but at least I can scale the barbed wire fence butlins keeps

>>34186799
Add that to the movie night list
You have 4 days to write, shoot and edit this anon, I believe in you

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>>34183390
Just woke up lads. My mind was left to its own devices last night. How do you think Elliot (or Shipman, or any murder for that matter) felt when they took their first life?

>>34186901
Who did you kill?

>>34186912
Your mum's vagoo

>>34186847
>Add that to the movie night list
>You have 4 days to write, shoot and edit this anon, I believe in you

One day to write
One day to shoot
One day to edit
Half a day to relax and take it easy like god did on Sunday.

I don't know why films take so long and cost so much desu. How long can it take to film a 90 minute film? Like 3 hours? And that is being generous. That's like 2 minutes per minute.

>>34186928
That's not a very nice thing to say.

Can you please take that back?

>>34186961
Thats the problem with the film industry, they're all lazy
You anon, your the beacon of hope for the industry

>>34186984
Sorry, that was a bit rude. I retract that statement.

just watched sausage party. is there gonna be loads of kids dying through injecting bath salts know

who here still can't drive lads? 25 and haven't even had one lesson

>>34187040
>who here still can't drive lads? 25 and haven't even had one lesson

loser

>>34187006
Thanks, anon.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

>>34187040
I can't, I'm too afraid.

>>34187040
29, bruv. Driving is for lazy losers who can't run or lift.

>>34187049
yeah no shit dumb dumb, do you know where you are?

>>34187040
37 lad, do know what to do but never had the balls to do a lesson
>>34187049
prick

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ah yes, another day wasted sleeping and doing absolutely nothing

>>34187040
I passed my test but I'm terrified of driving, it's been like five years

>>34187040
>tfw had a car for three years but still shit at driving because only drive once every couple of weeks
I'm just gonna sell it this year

>>34187040
Passed my test a week before my 26th and I'm nearly 27 and haven't been in a car since.

>>34187100

You have no idea how amazing that feels.

literally only thing I do outside of that is having to work or going to the gym.

When I hit my 50s ill retire and go to south east asia so I can sleep and do nothing till I die.

Run neon tiger there's a lot on your mind

>>34187040
I was doing lessons but then I developed carpal tunnel and have decided to not do them anymore until that's fixed

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>>34187040
>passed my test in 2012
>bought a cheap car a couple of months ago
>been out in it a total of 3 or 4 times cause I stall and shit myself everytime by simply town driving

at least I tried, I haven't even gone above 30mph in it yet

>>34187087
Yeah but at least you're cute!

seems like you guys are the same as me then. I never had an interest in cars, never understood why all the kids at school talked about them and were excited about learning to drive and also I'm absolutely scared shit of being in control of a vehicle

>>34187191
I've always wanted a motorbike but car drivers are all dickheads so I wouldn't feel too safe unless I strap half a dozen go-pros to me and my bike

>>34187234
think bike
got the bastard. hahaha
-my dad everytime he sees that or a motorbike

>>34187234

I've got a motorbike and it's great fun. You're right about car drivers, you need to watch yourself at junctions or you'll get squashed by old ladies.

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>tfw camera too shitty to take good /nightwalk/ pictures

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little brother came home from school early and barged into my room just as i was finished smoking a spliff

he just looked at the ashtray and asked if i wanted to be left along

i just mumbled something about a having a headache all day

>fuck

>>34187186
thanks. but i don't agree

>>34187313

Are you within 50 miles of Manchester city centre?

>>34187320
At least you weren't caught wanking while smoking a joint.

It's all about perspective you see.

Hey gang,

Glad to see that everyone is voting for their favourite film for this week's FILM NIGHT Basic Level.

Remember to come to FILM NIGHT Basic Level for a chance to get into FILM NIGHT Elite

A lot of the original Movie Night crew will be in FILM NIGHT Elite this week, and the bantz will be flying.

Don't miss your chance to become part of the ELITE SQUAD.

Although if you don't get in there's no shame in being a FILM NIGHT Basic Level PLEB. (JK, bantz!)

>>34187335
i live in scotland, so i doubt it

>>34187320
you're a bad example to him

>>34182035

I report someone to the police for smoking weed

When they were searched, they found enough to arrest for intent to supply also. I am so fucking smug

>>34187329
What makes you think that way?

>>34187350
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAA dont say that anon mate i dont want to be a bad role model, i didnt want him to know

>>34187340
mmm you're totally right i guess

>>34187131
at least you've done it though lad,even going 30 is better than i've done. well i do have some experience but nothing legal

>>34187358
good lad enjoy the smugness

>>34187358
What did he do to you? Was it revenge?

>>34187346
What's that? There's two different levels of Film Night?

>>34187358
reminds me of an argument i had with my mums boyfriend

>complains about the smell of weed, says the guy in the flat below us is growing it
>ask why he doesnt phone the police
>"im no a grass, and if i did that the car would get blown up"
>"hes not fucking james bourne, just report him anonymously"
>starts talking about how the guys connected to mafia and shit and the biggest drug selling business in the world
>i just walk away

he also claims that trespassing isnt illegal and told me to fuck off when i started to explain how retarded he is

>want to get beer
>too lazy

>>34187410
>James bourne

>>34187389

He made the street stink of weed.

>>34187410
>he also claims that trespassing isnt illegal and told me to fuck off when i started to explain how retarded he is

It isn't in the UK, until you're asked to leave at which point it becomes criminal trespass.

>>34187408
That's right chum!

There's FILM NIGHT Basic Level, where anyone is welcome.

Then there's FILM NIGHT Elite Squadron, which is a hand picked bunch of film night veterans. We usually have a much more elite film to watch and obviously the banter is a higher level too. That's where all the old Movie Night squad hang out.

FILM NIGHT Elite Squadron is always looking for new members though. The most impressive people on the Basic Level might get promoted to Elite Squadron if they are lucky.

Although most will remain sad plebs, unable to make the grade. That's just the nature of the FILM NIGHT Elite Squadron.

>>34187416
i'm off to shop at 4 for mine
i could go sooner but the shop that's closest to me won't be open now, fucking chink dicks doing a school run at this time

>>34187426
It's a shame you can't be arrested for the smell of the stale cum on your tracksuit then, I bet that stinks up the street too.

>>34187433
so can i climb through a window into someones house if theyre not home and chill out until they get back and tell me to leave, without breaking any laws

>>34187416
>>34187449
Why do you lads buy beer?

Tastes like shit even if it is cheap. I usually get the cheapest whiskey they have and coke, 10 quid total.

>>34187480
Thats breaking and entering, different from trespassing

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reeeee, fuckin lesbo's

>>34187375
i know me.
but i'm just in a grumpy mood today, ignore me lad.

>>34187480

That's probably B&E. But if you were to find an open door and walk in, not damage anything... Pretty much, yeah.

>>34187482
>I usually get the cheapest whiskey they have and coke

And you reckon that tastes better than beer? Each to his own, but that would taste much worse to me.

>>34187482
don't like whiskey, or vodka or any spirit really. i do love southern comfort though, but i just don't stop till i'm on floor when i drink it. and 30 quid a litre is an expensive night. beers cheaper for me desu so i'll stick with that

>>34187511
Look see it's totally normal. They put it in advertisements

>>34187518
>find someone with a giant mansion
>walk in front door, they probably wont even notice if theyre far away
>see how long you can last without getting caught
>this is also legal

youtube craze when

>>34187522
Just tastes like coke mostly, swap it out for pepsi if you prefer that.

>>34187511

>supposed to be lesbians
>neither of them grossly overweight or wearing a Bench hoodie

Unrealistic desu

>>34187558

If it's a residential property and you're there for any length of time, you'll probably be judged in adverse possession, commonly known as squatting, which is a crime.

>>34187558
I bet theres a Japanese game show like this already

>>34187511
>black lesbians
Wow, how diverse. Give that site a medal and give the ceo a knighthood.

>>34187644
Only of one of them is a muslim and one is a gender queer demi princess dolphin kin Mtf transgender with at least 4 headmates,

>>34187512

>ignore me
If you say so lad.

Have you ever noticed how you look different in photos than in the mirror, though? Because when you look at a photo, the image isn't reversed, so you see yourself as other people see you. Or to put it another way, the you that you see in the mirror isn't really quite you - it's nearly you, just back to front. I think sometimes other people can have a better view of us than we can ourselves.

Really want a Qt Asian gf lads

>>34187700
I look worse in photographs than I do in the mirror though.

>be me
>got blackout drunk on the weekend
>all I remember is seeing a lot of normans I know from my college class
>haven't been out of my room since

I'm really scared of finding out what I did lads. And I have to see them all in class tomorrow, I don't know what to do

>>34187704
East asian or filthy south asian?

>>34187716

Is your arse sore?

>>34187712
Better post photos so I can judge that lad

>>34187644
It's what they deserve you cis gendered white racist check your privilege

>>34187733
No nothing like that. It's just before I have done some really embarrassing shit when I've been unconcsiously drunk

I have a suspicion I touched a girl up

>>34187700
i get what you're saying. all my negativity does come from inside me.it's the way i've been all my life though so i can't help but think it at times.even if i'm told different i never really accept it.

>>34187704

asian as in paki? or asian as in actualy asian?

>>34187558
how are you going to walk in if the door's closed, ya dingus? it's not like people go around leaving their doors unlocked

>>34187349
Are ye a Scot me wee bairn?

>>34187809
they do though
walk down a street trying peoples doors, one of them will be open

>>34187762
That is why I keep a careful eye on how much I drink now. Because I am the same.

Not the touching someone up bit though I have come dangerously close to shit like that but the drinking too much, saying stupid shit and acting like a cunt. Best advice I could give you is that usually you assume it is much worse than it is.

>>34187777
I think it's something you just have to work at desu, it won't go away overnight and it probably will never go away completely but you can improve your selfimage if you try.

Hopefully your sick quads and maybe a hug or two will help you

>>34187826
Front doors auto-lock though, you would have to rely on their door being ajar, and nobody leaves their front door ajar.

>>34187722
honourary aryan

like a japanese or something

>>34187809
I can't remember the last time I locked my front door or my car. I live in a nice little village though, if I was a city dweller I'd buy a padlock and some chains.

>>34187518
>>34187480
I'm pretty sure the law provides for an implied right of access at a common law level but when you start taking the mick with it the judge will have none of it

>>34187599
Adverse possession is a civil defence, basically the opposite of what you just said.

>>34187855
Not all doors have yale style locks broseph.

My door is solid as fuck and has 4 locks on it but you have to lock it from the inside.

jokes on everyone else though because I never leave the house and my door is always locked

>>34187448
Appreciate the effort you've put in to your memeing but i think you need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

Sleep on it and come back to us next week with something new.

>>34187828
>Best advice I could give you is that usually you assume it is much worse than it is.
That's what I'm banking on. I'm hoping the worrying I'm doing is out of proportion to what happened.

I've told myself so many times that I will keep an eye on how much I'm drinking but this keeps happening again and again. I should just stop altogether but I keep getting drawn back into this.

>>34187844
hugs would be good lad, but there's only me and the cat, and i've just asked him for 1 n he's just gone back to sleep

>>34187885
>Adverse possession is a civil defence, basically the opposite of what you just said.

Unless, as stated, you're dealing with residential property in which case it is a criminal offence. See:- Section 144(1) Legal Aid,
Sentencing and Punishment of Offenders Act 2012

>>34187889
But I mean, when you go outside and shut the door, the door autolocks. You don't have to turn around and manually lock it with a key.

>>34187716
I did that a while ago but with coworkers and I somehow didnt embarrass myself. I remember being with them in a pub. Vaguely walking down the road throwing up then being woken up in a department store toilets in time to get the bus home. Somehow blackout me managed to make it home without fucking up.

>>34187950
fair play lad

>>34187960
I do though, It is a normal lock under the handle.

>>34185650

Did you try not being a fat cunt?

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>>34182035

>Britfeel census

Age
Region
Sexual orientation
Employment status

>24
>Oxfordshire
>Straight
>Part time wagecuck

>>34188060
20
London
Straight
None

>>34188060
18
Cheshire
Straight
Neet

>>34188060
fuck pry minister, don't you have enough data on us

>>34188060
>20
>West Yorkshire, go to uni at Lancaster
>probably bi
>student, work in a call centre during holidays

>>34188060
>Britfeel census
Age
Region
Sexual orientation
Employment status


>28
>Lincolnshire
>Bisexual I suppose, but I would just say greedy I like a bit of anything really
>neet at the minute

>>34188060
>29
>London
>Straight
>High earner, six figure job
>Flat in London
>2nd Flat on the Costa Del Sol
>3rd Flat on the way in Greece

>>34188060
22
Warwickshire
Biscum
Office monkey

>>34188060
18
belfast
Straight
unemployed (student)

>>34188060

28
Newcastle
Straight
Unemployed, bankrupt.

>>34188100
>a bit of anything
trysexual.