>tfw no organic gf
>>34180259
>tfw no girl(girl)friend
>>34180259
>tfw no organic hairy deodorantless armpit gf
>>34180259
This is me minus the deo, I don't need to use it. I will feed you avocados.
do you have a favorite major
>>34180326
SHOO SHOO SHOOOOOO
>tfw no spunky robot princess gf
>>34180377
Your spells have no power against me, frog boy.
>>34180469
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE TOASTIE FROGGIE POASTIE GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>no smelly gf to lewd
Fucking hell, most women I've ever met are too self-conscious about their hygiene, and the ones who aren't can't carry a conversation
tfw no neanderthal gf to club
>tfw no omnipotent gf