Wake up and are the dictator of North Korea. What do you do?

Send all normies to concentration camps.

>>34176202
Nuke the Middle East and Africa to oblivion

>>34176202
kek at this pic
these men are willingly getting cucked while chanting the bulls name

>>34176202

recreate a modern version of Louis XIV's court,

>>34176202
Get qt Asian pussy mate

>>34176202
establish stronger ties with China so Imperial America will be too afraid to retaliate when I liberate South Korea

>>34176246
half of africa and the middle east is already in europe and america

>>34176766
China is just America's factory. They're not stupid enough to get involved in a war against the US.

Fuck concubines and play games on steam

>>34176893
fuck off stupid american. china is the only thing defending asia from america agression

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Fuck bitch's,blow shit up,execute enemies of noble reader,send fuck you tapes to America of my fat,hairy,drunk,Asian ass.

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fuck every asian qt on sight

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Put Van Halen's jump on and prance around while laughing at all the human suffering.

free people, try my hardest to make things good for the people, step down from power, announce elections, create a democratic republic, open up foreign relations, scale down military.

Pretty much the last 15 minutes of the Christmas Carol but the North Korean version.

>>34176202
Iet my people go.

Do I keep my body or do I have his body

>>34177931
Nice way to get assasinated

>>34177931
>the country goes from being a proud, healthy bastion of order to a capitalistic liberal cesspit like the rest of the "free" world, complete with drug abuse, suicide, divorce, consumerism, and all kinds of degeneracy

>>34176202
Liberate the country and flood it with white men. The ones who end up with whites, will be deported. After that, dictatorize the country again to preserve the good women.

>>34178008
Better than the majority of the people starving to death

>>34176202
Free all political prisoners, abolish the social stratification system that doles out resources according to political loyalty, open the borders, provide internet access as a basic human right in addition to food, water, housing, electricity, and healthcare, and continue working on nukes.

Invite Dennis Rodman to play some b-ball

>>34177996
he makes the people happy and he'd have no problems.

>>34176202
>purge the top military and party officals
>introduce confucian christianity
>improve the quality of life by a focus on agricultural revolution
>loosen laws and restrictions
>get rid of slave camps
>turn the communist ideology into a theocratic halidom
>become king

Order a dozen of the most beautiful, shy, petite, and of course virgin, 13-15 (I can get down to 12 if they're THAT cute) local qt schoolgirls to impregnate with my 7,5 inches dicktator, obviously doing this on a daily basis with different ones. Also get panty and stocking season 2 development to start asap by brute force, if gainax isnt in north korea send them a little nuclear reminder to get it going. Also eat octopus or some weird shit

>>34176202
lose some fucking weight

slowly increase living conditions for people

continue everything else

spend the reminder of my life grooming my heir to not be a complete fuck up

The country isn't actually ready for a massive upheaval, not in one generation. Doing it will make it vulnerable to foreign countries and organizations who can and will swoop in to exploit whatever it can find.

>>34176202
Push hard for life extension and human cloning and other necessary experiments the rest of the world considers taboo for pathetic reasons while also explaining to the population it's the right path to become closer to gods and Americas disgusting refusal to do so is why the Korean people must do it why they must lead the world to paradise of course refusal and attempts to escape the country or other aggression against the project will put you on the chopping block and any foreign or American aggression will be met with full nuclear biological and chemical response until the last man has died and nothing remains.

>>34178008
Actually, not only is meth use a big issue in NK, the government actually manufactures and exports illicit drugs as a way of getting foreign currency to fuel the luxury purchases of the elite. This

Legalize all drugs and proceed to do all drugs.

>>34178008
Unironically, this.

Orginally

>>34178302
>Implying China and Russia aren't already doing that shit

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>>34176246
You guys got the right idea.