Tinder boost

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>>34175750
>if you use tinder you need to leave this board now

>>34175750
>got match earlier today
>I ask "What's up?"
>she unmatches me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ROASTIE

Maybe I'll try "Bees are dying at an alarming rate" next time

>>34175888
why?
putting your faith into tinder when you dont have 10/10 aesthetics is the most pathetic thing a man can do.
how the fuck am I not r9k material?

>>34175750
>downloaded tinder
>need jewbook to use it

into the trash it goes

>>34175955
>tfw swiping on tinder
>get the matched message when I swipe a grill
>before I can even get to messages she's unmatched me
such is life in the zone

>>34175750
I get 2 to 5 matches a day but I'm too autistic to message them.

>>34175955
>Bees are dying at an alarming rate

I get a sense that basic bitches would eat that shit up

>>34176104
>2 to 5 matches a day

C'mon m8, it's easy. Just go to r/tinder to see what the normies enjoy hearing.

Does that shit help that much? I might invest in it

>>34176756
Haha yeah bro I have this friend who did it and he's only 5'1 and he's been banging models EVERY DAY man ahahahah

>paying for the CHANCE of stupid cunts to decide to MAYBE have sex with you
Stop being a fucking retard, this is why you are alone

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>get superliked on tinder
>its a fucking tranny

>>34176841
what you say is completely true, but what else you piece of shit?

>>34176709
The thing is, I'm not even sure I want to because I find them ugly ( I think I have too high standards)

>>34175986
>not making a fake kikebook acc.
it's actually quite easy and you don't need to give them any personal info/pictures

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>people who use tinder think they're anything but normalfags
lol

>>34176668
The logic I heard on here was pretty sound. Either they'll be like "haha lol what" or they'll be like "YES you understand did you know that honeybees were just declared endangered"

Either way it's a good conversation opener, and a hell of a lot better than "What's up?"

>>34175750
I got my first number of off tinder. She says she is in town with her family. What do now?

>>34175955
you gotta follow that or just start with a real question or a joke.
women get tons of matches and they get annoyed at all the
"hey"
"hi"
"how are you?"
"great, how are you?"

and you got to secure that you are going on a date and get her number asap, don't drag the convo too long.

>>34181167
Invite her to your house and greentext your adventures.

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>>34180047
>you don't need to give them any personal info/pictures

But then I have to put photos on tinder and make me sound interesting. All I do is basic uni shit and work a mind numbing job.

I've had sex with three women from Tinder, and gotten blowjobs from two others without sex. Am I a chad yet? I feel like a huge loser.

>>34178708
post some matches and we will tell you

>>34181384
then your problem is with tinder and not kikebook
and ya my pictures aren't good and my profile is pretty shitty...get a friend or someone you consider close to make your profile for you (under the guise of "wouldn't it be funny if you wrote it for me XD")