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About to ask the girl of my dreams out. Wish me luck guys.
>>34175272
PLEASE DON'T GO FULL AUTISMO ANON
DON'T BE LIKE THIS MAN
What do you plan to say? Eyy bb want sum fuk?
inb4 disaster
>>34175272
i've wished a lot of other people luck today
so what probably happened is it siphoned luck from you into them
sorry
>>34175272
Im going with "hey_______, you busy tomorrow?" followed by " Ice cream or frozen yogurt?" and proceed to invite her
Sorry in advance that it didn't work out for you.
post results , I need a good laugh
>>34175272
remember kek is always with you
gl op
>>34175430
I know this might be pushing it, but could I perhaps borrow the luck (from your luck pool) for a couple of days and then return it to you after?
>>34175272
Good luck family
Post results
>>34175478
Thanks, im taking another shot for the confidence boost. Will post results
>>34175447
That's pretty good
>inb4 having lunch with chad that day
>>34175503
wow, my personal luck pool?
sure, whatever, i can autopilot my way through the week
but i warn you my lucks can have a way of playing a trick on you so be ready for that
It's been a while, what happened OP?
>>34175924
Was looking for my balls, ill let u know how it goes. Just sent the message
>>34175272
>girl of my dreams
Read it again. Do you realise how pathetic it sounds?
>>34176568
Youre an ass. I have a girl I want to empty my balls inside and marry if I could. Shes literally my dream girl
I hope you have better luck than me, OP.
>QT waitress works at a restaurant
>Meet up with my parents and buy them dinner there
>Dad starts running his mouth
>Says that we like to eat fish
>Turns to me and says "Hey Anon, you should take her to eat fish on Wednesday!"
>She awkwardly says "I'm only off on Tuesday and I sleep all day"
See you guys later, going to go jump into a bottomless pit of despair
>>34175627
Luck banks are pretty volatile at the moment, idk why. Lot of people asking for luck, sometimes too much luck for their own good. Can't pay it back. Honestly luck interest rates have been skyrocketing lately and I am not surprised.
No response, I'll probably drink myself to sleep