i do not drink/smoke/have random sex or do drugs. i have no tattoos/pirecings[?]

>>34175068
drink to help me sleep, smoke for the head rush, no to everything else.

I smoke pot but only a weekend blunt.
I only drink if I'm at a bar/restaurant or celebrating something somewhere.

I kind of miss getting wasted and watching anime

>>34175068
I don't.

High five, my cleanbro

Been clean for a couple months now bros. only to get my current job but it's pretty cool.

Wish I could become an alcoholic t b h, too bad I'm only 18, and I know how to buy alcohol, but I have nowhere I can hide it.

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>>34175068
I got all that besides the random sex part. I get no sex but I use all the other things listed as a crutch to get through life. The tattoos are just because I get bored sometimes and do em at home. I wouldn't waste my cash on a real one they're so expensive.

I drink and smoke weed when I'm with my friends. I've only smoked two cigarettes in my life, both in the same night and probably won't do it again

I have only had sex outside of relationships on one occasion. I've had three girlfriends but only had sex with one of them (same girl I fucked when not in a relationship with her)

The only thing that i enjoy in life anymore is drinking and smoking weed alone. when im intoxicated everything feels normal and okay again. i literally cant feel happy unless i consume some sort drug
just fuck my shit up

I'm as clean as you.

But i didn't choose to. I just never really had a friend who could drag me to their worlds. I never got the opportunity to try any of them. No friend introduced me to their stuffs, i was never that meaningful to anyone outside of my family.

But i'm also not interested/curious to try any of them so here i am. 23 yr old and never drank, smoked, drugged, have sex, tattooed, etc.

>>34175068
I'm just as plain as you, friendo.
>don't drink
>don't smoke
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>no casual sex
>no sex with anyone at all

Anyone else a generic NPC in Chads game of Life?

>>34175273

I feel you anon. If I'm not fucked up on something I turn into an asshole.

>>34175068
never had alcohol in my life.
never have smoked
never had sex
no piercings
no tattoos

top it

>>34175068
>drink
yeah a lot
>smoke
pot sometimes but not that much
>have random sex
when i can lol
>tattoos
fucking gross
>piercings
just my earlobes

am i a dengedneracey

I never do any of those things except for smoke and only tobacco

>>34175608

Yes, you drink a lot, you smoke period, have random premarital sex, and have mutilated your body.

>>34175781
>falling for the abstinence meme

>drink
On weekends, sometimes a lot but mostly moderately
>smoke
Nope
>have random sex
usually fuck 1-2 hookers a month
>drugs
dabbled in weed and coke a bit, never liked them much though.
>i have no tattoos/pirecings
nope, don't plan on it.

>>34175805

Whatever man, over and over again is it proven that people are happier when they saved themselves, the dissonance in you is already in place.

If I've been drunk every day for the past week do I have a problem?

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>somehow you figure consuming drugs, having sex, and getting tattoos are analogous

You bots really are retarded aren't you?

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>>34175068
>never drank
>don't smoke
>no sex at all
>no tattoos or piercings or anything
>try to eat good
>try to take care of myself
It's hip to be square.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

>>34176045

They are

mademereply/10

>ITT: Betas that havent lived

>>34176468
>living
>robots
Does not compute.

>>34175938
>the past week
hahaha try 5 years
also no it's perfectly healthy

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>>34175068
Drinking, smoking, drugs, tattoos and piercings are all for normalshits to make them feel cool.
>>34176113
This guy gets it.
>>34176468
>thinks that poisoning your body with drugs/alcohol/cigarettes and mutilating your body with piercings/tattoos is "living"
>mfw
No thanks. Keep that garbage for yourself.

>>34175458
age?
I'm all that and soon 25

>>34175068
>never drink
>never done drugs
>never had sex
>no friends
>no tattoos
i hate myself