>tfw you realize that everyone could smell the stench of cum

>>34174686
am I the only one that thinks plain nachos smell like cum?

stench hit me yesterday...

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>>34174686
haha what are you talking about, cum is odorless right? haha...


right?

>he doesn't open the dead squirrels drawer to cover his lewd olfactory tracks

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>for years I was too lazy to cum into a tissue and would just jizz on my stomach and pull my underwear/pants back on
>sometimes would do this right before going out
>assumed it was odorless
>realize why I have no friends now

yea that's just one stench amongst many so i wouldn't worry

cum doesn't really smell it's the sweat and BO that does but this is a meme thread right?

>>34175004
Cum does have a smell, you won't notice it if you've been around it for too long though.
Although, your diet can affect the smell, so if you have the right diet you normally won't notice much.
Try cumming into your nose next time you fap, that way you can check the smell for yourself.

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>>34174890
>did this all through high school
>didn't fully retract my foreskin until i was 17
>the stench under there was rancid
>somehow had friends

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>>34174686
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE POAST THE FUCKING ORIGINAL PICTURE WITH THE CREEPY EYE IN THE DOORWAY!!
DO IT NORMIE FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34175058
i just sniffed my cum towel and got no smells

>>34174686
Did you know cum actually contains traces of the same chemical produced by corpses? It's a smell that's known for tainting surfaces and materials just by contact with the odor itself.

So the smell of decay present in the bedrooms of hoarders and the unclean is usually akin to dead bodies if they have a masturbation problem.

The look of dissapointment on your parents face and their slightly annoyed expression and hasty manner when they are in your room is actually grimace from the instinctual dislike of the smell of corpse.

Similarly if you don't wash after fapping..

>>34175121
>2017
>using a cum towel
Congratulations though you've either got cum that somehow doesn't stink despite it being basted upon a cum towel or you're so far gone you can't even smell the atrocity that is your cum towel.

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>>34175118
okay jesus here you go holy shit chill out

>>34175060
>tfw parents mutilated me without my consent because it's a cultural norm
>tfw no foreskin to hide my stench

Women have a much stronger sense of smell than men: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2822672/Women-really-better-sense-smell-men-Study-finds-female-brain-50-olfactory-cells.html

Body odor isn't a meme. You need to use soap and cologne every day. Cum stink is real and lingers on a person for hours after orgasm.

>>34175290
using foreskin to hide dick smell is fucking retarded and awful. You're supposed to wash yourself, not keep packing smegma against your glans. Holy shit ignorant tools like you are what keep the circumcision industry in business

>>34175320
>Cum stink is real and lingers on a person for hours after orgasm
i doubt this unless your bathing in cum literally no one will know you might look flushed or whatever

>>34175320
>cologne every day

Surely this is an exaggeration. Even the most Chad of Chads I've met don't do this.

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>>34174686
>no smell sense thanks to a nose break years ago
>people can notice if your clothes smell like shit but you cant

>>34174722
That's weird I always thought my cum smelled like bleach

>>34175060
>didn't fully retract my foreskin until i was 17

How? Do you not bathe?