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Would anyone be willing to join a crew on an armed vessel to explore the seas and possibly settle down on an island? It wouldn't happen right away, maybe in a year or two. I'd have to finish paying off my boat and install the guns. Also, we'd have to bring tools for small scale forging and wood work. If we did decide to stick with an island and settle down, we'd have to largely make our own stuff. And the ship would be sail powered, fuck paying for fuel and solar is too complex for a small crew to maintain for a long time overseas.

It's not any kind of set plan yet, just an idea. I'm sure I'm not the only bored person here. And if we die, tough luck I guess.
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I'm definitely interested. Been thinking of something like this and it seems to be moderately realistic (as far as r9k fantasies go)

Plus, I have sailing experience and knowledge and, in a year, will also have plenty agricultural experience too.

Email? How are you putting this together? Also I'm assuming you've already thought this through multiple times and are actually serious in making it happen. If this is just something you just thought up in a whim, don't bother.
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>>34173929
How big's the boat?
Who are you registering this armed vessel with?
Where are you getting the money to buy an island?

inb4 some faggot calls 1st mate, i was here first
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>>34173929
I volunteer op
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>>34174037
I'm >>34174010

Guess I beat you to 1st mate
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>>34173929
>you will never go on a robot adventure
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>>34174082
>you will never go on a risky robot adventure with a few other m8s and nobody to answer to
OP you vetter not be lying
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>>34173929
>implying the US and Russian government will not pick your ship up on their radars and ask you to diverse course or you'll be shoot down

Kek what year you think it is, boi?
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>>34173929
I could go. Where would start the trip at?
I'm good with building things and cooking.
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I'd be down if you are cool with having a black on board. I cook some mean dishes.Also will there be women? Don't want to have a sausage fest ya know?
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>>34173929
Enjoy getting scurvy
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>>34174126
I guarantee you that the entire system would collapse instantly if a female got on-board.

There's a reason women were thought of as bad luck when they rode on ships
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Make another thread when you are ready op, then I'll commit.
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>>34174137
lol we gonna have a bunch of activated oranges to combat that
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>>34173929
That sounds like a dream but I'm a girl so you wouldn't want me. At least it won't happen anyway.
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>>34173929
Can i come? I have little to none skills that could help but.. I'll be ur bitch
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>>34174200
I disagree. Having women on board will motivate the men to stay in shape not not become sexually fustrated while at see. Have you seen what becomes of straight young men who are surrounded by nothing but other dudes 24/7? Prison gay is not joke at sea.


Have at least 1 woman for every 2 robots is ideal. They can stay below deck while the men work.
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>>34173929
this is my dream
take me with you
i'm good at fishing and shooting.
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>>34174200
I've worked on Tallships for two years. Often with female crew.

They're a pain in the ass for sure and God help us all if there's more than one on but they often become good sailing. Sailing takes a shit load of strength but it's mostly back strength and women can get strong enough for it. They're primates too.

>>34174843
Useless eaters. Everyone works.
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>>34174137
>implying scurvy isn't easily curable
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>>34174137
>in an era where vitamin C is a fucking pill
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>>34173929
I'm qualified and interested. Sailing away from civilization and settling down on an island has always been my dream.
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>>34173929
Why bother with the guns when you can have just as much fun shooting off fire crackers for less than a fifth of the price?

Where are you planning on starting out from? The Pacific? Caribbean?
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>>34174843
No women? They cause too much drama and if they get pregnant, that will be a huge burden.

We need a hot trap or two. Much better
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>>34173929
where would we be sailing? what ocean?
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I can't swim, but I want to adventure ;-;
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>>34175411
I'll teach you if you let me accidentally fondle your balls.
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>>34175375
I'm not even gay and I think traps would be perfect
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>>34175425
Don't get lost. It's a jungle down there.
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>>34173929
I'd be onboard and have some experiences with boats. But only if we avoid africa and latin america (pirates aint no joke)
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Can you even settle an island these days without some random nearby government sending their military to fuck you up?
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>>34175411
I'm a sailor and i can't swim.

Every retard says this shit. Sailing sounds cool but i can't swim.

Where the fuck do you expect do you expect to swim to? You go overboard: You die. Swimming would just delay the inevitable. It's not hard to stay on the boat. That's the real trick to sailing.
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There's nowhere to settle. Almost any habitable island you can think of has already been claimed by some government or another. They find out you're in their territory and you're going to have rifles in your face before long.
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>>34175534
Back to the ship or the lifebuoy your ship mates through to you dipshit. Unless you go overboard in a storm it's not that hard to get back onboard a sailing ship as long as they're someone there to help you.
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>>34175584

We could always invade Tuvalu...
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holy shit i would pay good money to watch this on tv. autist adventures
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>>34173929
I'm a very adept carpenter. I'm also familiar with masonry. If you take me and we sail with basic supplies I can build us bungalows. Solar powered generators are expensive and we'd need spare panels but we could use that for heat/music/shit posting.

Just a thought.
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>>34175528

you can't even build your own island in international waters without that happening

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minerva_Reefs#Republic_of_Minerva
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I would actually do this, even with the full understanding that it would probably end in a couple accidental drownings and/or some kind of international incident
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>>34175601
Yes it is. The fastest swimmer in the world can make what? 3 knots in any sort of tide. You go overboard you either sit tight in your life jacket and beacon or you die and on most working ships you won't be wearing either.

You can't see people on deck at night let alone in the water. If you go overboard in any sort of sea state were you can swim you either dived off intentionally or you deserve to drown.

My ship averages 8-10 knots you might aswell fall out of a car and run to catch up. That's what that guy sounds like. I'd drive but I can't run.

Procedure is to heave to and drop a motor boat but that can take 4-5 minutes plus you'd a spec in the surf if you can still keep your head above water.

Sailings fun and all but fuck ever going in the sea.
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Femanon here. Can I come or will it just be a rapefest?
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>>34175920
You're making the pretty retarded assumption that most ships wouldn't turn around or drop a boat, especially a recreational sailing vessel.
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>>34175929
Everyone will be too seasick and exhausted to masturbate let alone rape you.
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>>34175972
That's funny I could have sworn I said exactly that in my post.

Every boat does every time. I've ran the drill sergeant countless times. The success rate without a life jacket is fucking abysmal. Ships under sail don't just turn around.

The only assumption I was making was that we were lucky enough thatfellow crew noticed we went overboard immediately. That's a BIG assumption.
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>>34175929
>>34175997

Not me. I'll rape you
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>it's another robot colony fantasy
it's not going to happen lads
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>>34176111
Lucky, I'm always seasick.
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>>34175929
If anybody tries to rape you I'll shoot all the other guys and we can sail off into the sunset together
M'lady
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>>34176189
I'll kill you first gayboy. MUTINY MUTINY THE CAPTAINS NOT FIT MUTINY
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>>34173929
I would if you were serious
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>ywn live in the One Piece universe and join a crew of loyal bros to go on adventures with
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I volunteer, I am a pretty proficient welder/machinist so I can be quite usefule
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OP please make a throwaway email account so we can start setting this up.
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>>34173929
I would do this in a heart beat, desu senpai.
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>>34174126
>>34174200
>>34174843
The only logical option is to stop at a 3rd world country and pick up sex slaves.

We can't treat them as equals, it will ruin everything.
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there would have to be criteria for who could join. crewmembers would have to
1. know how to swim
2. be std-free
3. in full mental health
4. bring their own vitamin c supplements
etc.
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>>34173929
Exactly what i wanted to do back when i inherited mere 10k. Didnt do it.

Also i will definitely join, under ONE (1) condition.

Will we take weed/shroom seeds on board? Im not about to work my ass off on an island, setting up the dream community to be out of drugs OP.
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>>34176574
>3. in full mental health
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>>34176597
not OP, but we're not going to take people who will just use drugs instead of work
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>>34175609
>tfw you will never conquer an island nation with your robo-pirate crew
why live
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I would pay good money to see robots fighting some somalian pirates in the middle of the atlantic
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>>34176385

I'm

>>34175702

Let's build an empire together.
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Anyone want to go whaling? THE IWC is cool with it as long as we're doing it for substance and cultural reasons.

We can squeeze that Sperm until our hands run into eachother, all from the joy of squeezing that Sperm dry.
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>>34176628

Fuck off, I want to do drugs too. What's the point of setting up a robot island if we have to do a lot of work? The primitive lifestyle requires relatively little serious work after things have been set up.
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>>34176611
>implying grammar mistakes preclude someone from being in full mental health
right. good to know the crew would be full of schizophrenics who can write essays of immaculate prose
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>>34176574
I have autism pretty bad... that is why I weld. I would basically be that weird hermit guy that always cranks that extra 1hp from the engine, or builds a neat new gadget for the crew
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Always wanted to go sailing to an island. I have some experience sailing, but count me in.
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>>34176691
what the fuck are you talking about assburger? you're on r9k, nobody is in full mental health
lol you tried
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>>34176708
see, that's fine. I'm talking about conditions that affect one's ability to work and be a contributing member of society.
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>>34176720
oh kek i thought you were on about the grammar shit
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lets just become mountain bandits instead
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>>34176777
nah man
nice trips

>>34176786
this
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>>34176677
>I'm
Are you correcting something of mine? Like grammar? Or did you accidentally truncate your post?
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Alright, have any of you eaten a devil fruit? The WG is gonna fuck us up if we don't have at least some DF users to start off with.

Gonna start training rokushiki but we gotta lay low until we've got some serious haki skills amongst all of us.
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>>34176372
>>34176659
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hold me brobots
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Only if we do it on the Salish sea.

Not only is it a center of trade, but it's also easy to jump borders and has never had pirates before, so we'd go down in history and probably even get some islands named after us.

We could even ally with some pissed off native tribes in order to expand our influence and have safe landing spots.

A big earth quake is going to cause a lot of damage to the area sometime in the future, so we'd be in a prime position for looting.
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I'm fucking in orignalio12345678987654321
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>>34176571
Until one of the beta fuckers get too attached to the whores

Can we do like in the movie The Lobster and murder anyone who falls in love?
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>>34174126
We'd hardly be a pirate ship if we didn't have at least one black person on board, would we?

No bitches though. That's just asking for everything to get fucked up
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All islands that are habitable are already claimed. Best case you'd be able to get away with inhabiting one for a few months before you get noticed and shooed away.
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>>34176819
Dibs on Law's overpowered fruit
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>>34176927
That is why we genocide all inhabitants with no survivors ro spread the news
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>>34176812
I was notifying you of which poster I was.
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>>34176935

>robot DF users
>guy that ate the Poo Poo no Mi, that lets him turn into a shit man (one of the strongest crew members desu)
>A guy that ate a frog zoan
>paramecia user with the ability to control his pubic hair
>one guy that insists he ate one but says he can't reveal his power yet but we all know he's full of shit
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>>34174120
he never said he was planning on piracy or something.
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>>34177273

Setting up shop on some random island is de facto illegal; no nearby government is going to acknowledge your legitimacy to create what is basically your own nation.
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>>34174452
K, but only if you are ok with getting raped, because, you know, pirates.
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>>34175534
I can't imagine we would have anything important enough to do to not go back.
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>>34175584
nothing large enough to develop anything beneficial to a major military force, there are MANY unclaimed islands that are too far away and too small to be a worthwhile economic assets, but still enough to support a few dozen robots.
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>>34175929
not unless you don't put out.
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>>34176855
To expand on this, if you guys aren't scared of the great white north, a huge chunk of Alaska is just hanging there ready to be annexed.
I mean, Alaska already doesn't give a fuck about the US. America wouldn't be able to attack without cutting accorss Canada, and if we fly some Cascadian flags (given the political climate of the USA) I doubt anyone would even be able to get worked up enough to care.
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>>34173929
>sail to a primative island in the pacific
>invade with robots armed with rifles
>natives are powerless
>kill all the native men and breed with the island's women
>live neet lives in the jungle with your qt brown wife and your half brown kids far from the reaches of oppressive government

Lets fucking do it.
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>>34177902
this is a good plan.
how about we actually do it sometime.
i'm fucking tired of fake "lets start a project" threads that several claim to want to participate in but never actually go anywhere.
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>>34177902
The carpenter is behind you major Tom. We can give the females and kids a better future
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>>34173929

Yes
I'd love to join your crew and bring my research skills to the table, it's the primary duty I want to carry out for the crew. I'm pretty good at sword fighting and shooting, but better at scouting.
I can also swim like a pro
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Oh wow, we had this thread in 2015. I remember browsing the thread in my government class and fantasizing about sailing the Carribean with my robot brothers.
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>>34178430
I am also an amateur physician so I can patch up anyone who gets a scratch or two
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>>34178430
I'm a pretty good cook and also good with a rifle. Chicken tendies for dinner and sausage biscuits breakfast, along with your once a day multivitamen for health reasons.
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>>34177902
Most islands are under the protection of another country and are checked in with at least once a year. You can expect considerable military retaliation if you do something. Most of these islands also have very small and ageing populations with few young females.
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I can bring my banjo and lead you all in sea shanties, can I come?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8WVn7JDj0
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>>34175929
no fucking females allowed fuck off, I'll shoot any female who tries. All you will cause is drama and jealousy.
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>>34178578
>checked in with at least once a year
So 364 days a year to fuck qts and grow rice
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>>34178626
God yes. Sea shanties are more important than fucking food.
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>>34178652
fuck off luffy
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>>34176873
This

But I'd rather not treat women as sex slaves so the best solution is to just not have any women.

We can import women in after a while but no one would come willingly since we offer nothing in terms of state welfare or first world comforts. Those that would come would rapidly wreck the island as males compete for affection rather than work together for the island's success.

Periodically rotating the island's crew out to a place with whores is another idea and probably the most viable one.
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>>34177902
are there any books about this? seems like an interesting read

i wish anyone who actually does this ridiculous shit good luck
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>>34173929
Hmm yes great idea
> Get sick
> Slow painful death without medical care

Noppe
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>>34174200
oh really? who are the deities they pray to for a good wind to sail? hm? wifeys control the wind
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quit with this military threat shit.
there are an ABSURD amound of islands under claim by no one, and most of them aren't even named or explored, because they are far away from areas that would make it convenient to import/export, contain no valuable minerals, and are not particularly fertile for cash crops, but could still support gardens for a robot colony. the only people we would need to worry about competing with are people who wanted a life like us, but no one is going to bother claiming these islands because they are essentially worthless to anyone who would be paying soldiers to claim them for them
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>>34179473
name one island like that
besides you need licences and permits and regular reports to set sail Illuminati though of everything
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>>34173929
Certified boater here, I dream of this probably once a week. It's definitely illegal to mount actual guns on a boat, though. You can keep small and long arms inside your vessel, but I think they have to be locked. Bleh. Sail power is a must, but any decently sized sailboat will have a diesel saildrive, too. We'd also need dinghies and plenty of solar panels to power the desal/watermaker.
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>>34173929
you are a stupid faggot with 0 skills

stop deluding yourself and making so many other anons think such a thing could even be possible

there isn't enough collective intelligence on this board to build a table let alone man a ship
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>tfw no count of monte cristo bf
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>>34179685
Also, come to think of it, you'd only be able to comfortably sleep 6-8 on a ~40 footer and successfully lug all of the shit you'd need to spend any considerable time in bluewater. It would make more sense, and be more economical, to have a miniature fleet of bluewater boats (say, 38 ft.++) of similar make. Huge trawlers and tallships like in OPs pic are totally out of the price range of anyone but the super rich.
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>>34179685
is it possible to mount old timey canons and just say the we are history autists and they're for rule playing?
how much money do you estimate we will need to raise for this entire project?
>>34179781
intelligence != skill
with motivation any fucker can learn every needed skill in a few months.
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>>34178948

We'd need a doctor. I have some medical experience but I wouldn't be confident enough to be medical officer on a long term voyage.
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>>34177009
Ah, ok. I read that weird. Sorry.
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>>34179596
>name one
i can't for reasons i just stated. the vast majority don't actually have names. there isn't adventure or pirate gold or anyhting, they are just boring small landmasses with no noteable features.
>besides you need licences and permits and regular reports to set sail
It's incredibly unlikely that you would run into military, they are all far away from anything notable.
besides, you aren't under their juristiction in international waters, and for that reason, there isn't anything protecting you from unreasonable search, but trying to site american law against you would only be as valid as "i don't like your face"
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>>34179866
They'd have to be non-firing. There are historic tallships that travel from port to port for reenactments and the like, but they have only non-firing big guns (all powder, no projectile).

But the point is that, in reality, you'd never be able to afford something of that size anyway. The most economical solution is a fleet of ~40 footers with 8 people each. You could maybe have a larger assault rifle/machine gun that you could fit into a jig built near a gunwhale, but that might end up being too complicated.

Every crew member should have a medium/long range rifle for engagements up to a thousand yards or whatever, and marine shotguns and small arms for onboard engagements. Each boat should have one or two dinghies (hung by davits) for boarding or close engagement. Big guns just aren't the answer for fending off modern pirates or whatever,

Total cost would be probably $80k per vessel, all told, for a very used boat that's brought up to spec.
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>>34179938
It's not military you need to worry about, it's pirates. Littoral zone military vessels are not your enemy if you're not doing anything obviously illegal. Additionally, you do not need licenses to set sail except for certain classes of vessel, and float plans ("regular reports to set sail") are totally, 100% optional.
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>>34179913
A paramedic or sufficiently skilled nurse would suffice. For the most part, without their support system of pathology and radiology, doctors are no more useful than nurses. This becomes apparent in setting outside of hospitals and away from imaging technology (e.g., planes).
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>>34180087
MMBEEOWWWW
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>>34180175
>obviously illegal
you aren't bound by laws of a country, so you would only get stopped for visibly shooting up heroin if the captain was a moralfag.
obviously they would react if you were engaging in piracy.
but the type of areas we would be settling in would be so far away from anything that it is unlikely that anyone would ever encounter us.
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>>34180638
>moralfag
A boat full of dope heads would not make a good crew

Also every little island in the entire world is claimed by some government. The US even wrote up laws saying that any new islands naturally formed in the Pacific belongs to them.
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>tfw you will never settle a robot island colony
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>tfw you will never abandon your shit life to have a swashbuckling adventure with your newly met internet robot friends
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>tfw you dared to dream of a better life on the high seas
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What type of ship would this be?
What type of weapons are we going to have? Just guns, or mounted pieces on the ship?

Also, OP, what country are you in and what place are we going to raid?

There was that guy who suggested the Salish sea, it sounds pretty fun to me to shoot rockets at Vancouver
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>>34181183
>raid
>shoot rockets at Vancouver
How to get our little robot expedition shut down in 2 easy steps.
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>>34181183
You realise we are going to be shut down anyway due to not recieving permission anyway right?
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Gonna need some nautical tunes to listen to while rocking the boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaE9vlrhX-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iddK6sub1YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
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>You will never live in the days of sailing to unexplored islands and dying at sea from a skirmish with another "pirate" crew.
Why even live?
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Senpai, i got it lads, we should raid the Mediterranean sea

There are tons of small uninhabited islands where we could rest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_in_the_Mediterranean
(sort by smallest population)
We could settle Asinara, port cros, the croatian islands(very close to inhabited areas though), or the Greek islands)

We could raid barely-inhabited islands and also shoot at refugees, so that would be very fun
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>>34181567
>Ends up in Turk prison
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There was a post like this on /trv/ a few years ago, about settling on an island. They eventually made their own message board, and talked a bit and never really did anything.
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>>34180720
there are THOUSANDS of completely worthless islands just waiting to be claimed by random shitters and then they realize that it's pretty shit not having access to working plumbing ever and rationing fresh water.
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>>34173929
>armed vessel

A feckin' 12-gun sloop? What is this, a warship for ANTS?

I don't sail with pussies.
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>>34175609
Am I the only one here who browses different boards on 4chan? This thread is a meme from /pol/ about invading the island nation of Tuvalu.
>Population 9,000
>No military, no defense
>only a few police officers
>NO ALLIES TO PROTECT THEM
>>
What I wouldn't give to die on a sailboat out in the ocean with some robots instead of continuing my shitty current existence.
>>
Yeah I'd definitely be down for it.
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>>34176904
>No bitches though. That's just asking for everything to get fucked up
what about traps?
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>>34173929
Is your name Joe by any chance?
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>>34182642
Lol no, you'd see American or Australian forces head over to help. Especially australian forces, since Tuvalu participated in peacekeeping operations with them.
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>>34181567
You almost have the right idea.

Illegal immigrants on the sea would make for easy pickings if we ever needed people. In fact, I'm sure people do it already.
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>>34173929
This is my dream since I've read the Moby-Dick and Adventures of Arthur Gordon Pym.
Please let's make this real OP
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>>34183512
you should watch one piece
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/k/ here

>Install the guns
What kind of heat will we be packing?

If we install black powder cannons on the side of our boat, we are just asking to get stopped by the coast guard. I propose that we bring small arms. If this actually pans out, I can bring guns. I have 9 pistols, between my glocks, SIGs, and 2 hipoints for the keks. I also have 5 rifles, 2 AR15s, 2 AKM clones, and a Yugo mauser

If we are going to find some southeast asia natives shit, I would want to be very well armed so we don't get speared and roasted over a fire.

>>34180087
Black powder cannons are not firearms under US law, so I think we could bring them with us. The better option would be to buy military surplus bolt actions, like my yugo mauser. They have sights out to 2000 yards or so for volley fire on somali pirates, and my ARs and AKs would work for inside 500 meters. The ARs and Aks and pistols would be just fine for close quarters. I was eyeballing a flintlock pistol at Cabela's the other day, and now that I think about it, it would be perfect for ceremonial activities, like executing mutineers and women, like real pirates.

Of course, all crewmembers would be issued a firearm and given a training course on it once we reach open waters.

If you guys could bring your own guns to supplement my arsenal that would be good

>we /k/ now

>>34173929
>If we die
I'm probably gonna kill myself in a few years anyways

>>34174126
We should issue a fleshlight and some hentai print outs to every soul on board to avoid this problem
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I have competency of an inland skipper, I am also a fisherman from my early ages. Now I work as municipal police officer so I have experience in handling over men. I have 1 x remington revolver .44 and 1 x frontier rifle .45

Am I fit enought to sail with you?
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>>34173929
What coast are you on? And how are you organizing this?
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>>34174126
>everyone goes on the ship, things are fine for a while until the one black guy enslaves all of his white crewmates as willing sexslaves.

prepare to get BLACKED

T.Australian
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>>34184125
I always heard it's shit so I never got to watch it. Is it good?
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>>34185162
oh anon your missing out
tfw ywn experience watching OP for the first time again
watch the sub though, the dub is kinda cringy.

http://ww1.gogoanime.io/one-piece-episode-1
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>>34173929
>explore the seas
https://www.google.com/earth/
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>>34185162
Just gotta brave through the couple 2 first episodes and then you wont be able to stop watching it.
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