Post the last stupid thing a normie said to you

>>34173867
>If you had a facebook account, it would be easier for you.

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>you're alive!
hardly

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>It will get better, I promise!!!

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>Come with us man! You'll see once you're outside you will have fun!

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>You're such a catch! Maybe if you were to get out more, you would have a gf

>>34174103
this, tbqh.
never again am I hanging out with normalfucks

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>>34173867
>just go outside,be confident and start talking with girls!

>Why do you spend all of your free time on your computer?

I don't talk to normies,I'm reclused at home

>I need these jew pills or I'll die

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>You just have to smile more!
Right after I smiled they had this forced smile in their face for a little too long

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>have hope! things can get better

I feel like those who have never been depressed are still children inside. Existential dread, suicidal thoughts, anxiety are all things which build a tiny bit of perspective in your life.

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>>34174320
But Anon, things CAN always get better

> Just talk to people and you will find some friends.

>obsessing over your hatred for that man is sick, and a waste of time! And I don't want to see anything else he's posted either, it's perverted. Let go of your hatred.

Little does he know that I'm intentionally letting my hatred consume me. Soon I will be more powerful than he could have ever imagined.

Who here /slavetothedarkside/?

>>34173867
>they want to ride the horsie :^)
not oregano enough

>If you'd get a haircut and new clothes you would find a gf in a jiffy!
I'm going to murder them all

> you can marry someone
> no, I cannot
> I know

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>>34174349

Literally speaking, it is technically correct. I could be struck by lightning tomorrow which could reorganize my neurological make up. This would result in me being incredibly up-beat about everything. It's not a realistic possibility, but it is a possibility.

>>34174559

It happened to Matt Hardy during the filming of Total Non Stop Deletion.

>>34174068

Beat me to it, damn. Well here's my favorite then:

> You'll find someone one day.

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>Come dance with us, it'll fun!

>Tomorrow will be another day
This one baffles me the most

>>34174559
> pic
It is me in highschool.

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>Your cock is on fire! Shoot your glue my dude!

My girlfriend is such a normal fag lol!

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>>34173867
>Cashier "that will be 2.50"
>Anon "i-i thought these were on sale?"
>Cashier "my apologies, let me have these price checked"
>Cashier "you were right, the right price comes to 2"
>Anon "here you go"
>Cashier "thank you, have a good day"
>Anon "y-you too"
fucking normies

>>34173867
>There's someone for everyone
REEEEEEEE

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>>34173867
>"That'll be e29.99, do you have a loyalty card?"
>No
>"Do you want to get one now?"
>No thanks
>"OK, here's your change"

>Didnt you have a gf last time I talked to you?

you're special. :-D