What would you think of in that situation, fembots?

>>34172103
>I wish I had a cock like that

assuming no witnesses, everyone on earth would at least grasp the warm horsecock

>>34172209
I absolutely wouldn't. I'd do it for 5 bucks though, maybe kiss it for 20 if it looks clean.

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>>34172259

>I absolutely wouldn't.
>I'd do it for 5 bucks though
>absolutely

>>34172325
times are tough, jumbo pak buffalo sauce tendies don't go as cheap as they used to

I'm not a fembot but I would love to play with and maybe even try sucking a big horse dick.

I want a horse to cum in my mouth

>>34172482
>I want a horse to cum in my mouth

if you imagine being a girl it wouldn't even be gay

Why is no one worried about being kicked? Those things'll take your head off.

>>34172103
would start petting it desu

>>34172103
Whoever drew that has no idea how to draw horsecock. First off horse cock is two-toned, and secondly the penis head isn't shaped like a human one. It's kind of flat and sometimes looks concave.

>>34173422
This. Horses kick like a motherfucker, especially when you're trying to grab their dicks.

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FUCKING ROASTIES GET OFF MY BOARD GET OFF MY BOARD

GET.
OFF.
MY.
FUCKING.
BOARD!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

someone post that perfect white stallion picture where he was his huge white horse cock out. it's posted on /b/ every so often

bbc lovers need not apply

>>34173791
I know exactly the picture you're speaking of from your description.

Why are horsecocks so
a e s t h e t i c

>>34173824
because it's everything a man wishes his cock to be

>>34172482
Apparently their cumshots are pretty massive and can choke you to death if you take them straight into your mouth...
Well, time to go fap again

>>34173824
>>34173833
it is quite nice. i bet 99.9% of women out there would attempt to suck it if they were alone with that horse and nobody would ever find out

>>34173833
>stronger than us
>faster than us
>bigger dicks than us
How can us humanbois even compete?

fucking horses is degenerate behavior. dogs are okay to fuck though

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>not knowing why every little girl wants a pony

>>34173976
>t. little dog dicklet
horse cocks literally superior in every way. dogs are cute, but stallions are real beasts

>implying everyone here wouldn't at least touch that big juicy horsecock if they were completely alone and no one would find out

>>34173545
they're not all two-toned
they're not at all shaped like human ones. it is kinda flat though

>>34174118
they want to ride the horsie :^)

>>34173873
i'm a woman who is alone with horse cock frequently.

would not suck.

maybe i'd peel off the dick chips if the poor guy was dirty

>>34174118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSGZ60ZHVmU

Corruption of Champions was instrumental in developing me into the bisexual sexual deviant I am today.
>Minotaur glory hole bad end.
Whoa, mama.

>>34174389
but you've stroked it, no?

>>34172103
That horse looks weirdly drawn.

>>34174443
no, i haven't "stroked" horse cock. washed, yes.

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>>34174421
oreganosong for oregano kek

>>34174487
i bet youre no fun at parties either

>>34173596
And even if they don't kick, they'll still kill you.

RIP Mr. Hands

>>34174557
>be me
>femanon
>at party for some reason
>playing stack cup with around 10 others
>really bad at getting ball into cup
>drink a lot
>talking to guys for some reason, drunk
>tell guys i spent all summer shining horse assholes

tfw i spent all summer working at horse shows, where i had to put baby oil on the horse assholes before they showed

>>34174669
you killed the thread gj roastie killjoy

>>34174669
>that space of time when you are considering how several horses' assholes have been treated better on this world than most people

>>34174389
you havent seen the perfect horse cock pic i was referring to. in my scenario this horse is also perfectly clean. so yea im betting you'd suck it

>>34174669
how was the pay?
and why were you doing it?

>>34174299
the dicks are so big they can't even fuck the women properly. every horse vid is always some trash brazilian woman playing around with a floppy horse cock. dogs can actually fuck the girl and cum in them

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>>34174669
Did it turn you on?

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>>34174804
No she didn't. But I'm crashing this thread. WITH NO SURVIVORS