What's the safest way to die?

That's a really strange question, man.

>>34169373
Throw yourself from a really tall place headfirst into the street.

Some normie will have to clean your fucking and some other normies will have a really bad day.

Dont forget to scream BOMBOCLAA

>safe
>dying

.-. ru stupid

>>34169411
Yeah, but soon after you jump, you will regret your decision and feel great fear.

>>34169373
I actually just posted on /b/ asking a similar question. I don't have access to a firearm and car emissions are too low to go that route, so I'm looking into just huffing two cans of automotive refrigerant.

>>34169512
Well yes, but at that point it won't really matter, I mean you ARE going to die and there is no possibility of turning back.

>>34169373
In your bed at the age of 87

Old age

Wow, I can't believe this comment is original

>>34169565
The problem there is staying awake long enough to huff enough to kill yourself. You'll probably pass out halfway through one can and wake up retarded.

Inert gas asphyxiation, but make sure to do it originally

>>34169601
Wouldn't doing it in a confined space, such as a car trunk/hatch take care of that?

>>34169411
This.
If you're more than 150 ft high there's absolutely no surviving.
If you try to shoot yourself, cut your veins or throw yourself in front of a train, you have a chance to fail.
And considering you've already failed at everything in life, I wouldn't be surprised if you even failed at killing yourself.

Swallow, inject, and huff as much propane as you can. Light a match. Bonus points you get high while doing it.

>>34169647
You'd need a lot more than two cans to fill the space with enough toxic gas to kill yourself. Maybe if you stuck your head in a plastic bag and sealed the bottom, but that gets hot and stuffy mighty fast.

>>34169703
What about having both cans in a bag, head in the bag, then open both cans? Relatively close to the nose of course

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>>34169675
Propane isn't for killing. That just ain't right.

Christ man a literal 12 year old girl managed to hang herself just fine, sack up.

>>34169794
Not reliable for NEETs. Weight difference is pretty high.

>>34169753
How you gonna open the cans when you're in the bag? Do you need hand holes too? I guess you could get a record for the world's weirdest looking suicide.

>>34169794
Everyone is able to hang himself and cut of oxygen supply, you dummy. It's just that this is a slow and painful way to die.

>>34169826
Would be the first impressive thing I ever do in my life, I guess. Probably just cut through the bag slightly with a punch. Or just slide the punch into the bag.

>>34169824
They can always ask mommy for twenty feet of 2" rope and access to a roof joist.

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Slit your throat.

It's brutal as fuck.

>>34169373
Does anyone know of a good way to die where I can listen to music all the way through without any sound distortion?

I'm thinking maybe a sedative OD or something like that

>>34169871
Not safe though. Definitely not reliable.

>>34169853
If you do it right it snaps your neck and you die instantly, again a literal 12 year old girl managed this like a week ago.

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>>34169373

Sodium pentobarbital (trade name Nembutal) is the gold standard and the fastest and most peaceful way to die. It's painless and instant. Drink 100ml and chase with a vodka (or nothing for that matter) and you'll lose consciousness within seconds. You're dead ten seconds after that. 100% effective and 100% painless.

I bought a bunch before when I was suicidal. Enough to kill twelve men. But somehow I never used it. My life hasn't improved much since then.

>>34169905
Where does one obtain this

>>34169857
More impressive would be to build a full size guillotine in your bedroom and set it up so that when the door is opened, it sets off a rube goldberg machine that intricately involves your severed head.

>>34169926

Mexico. At a vet's. Need to go well past the border, though. Local law enforcement has cracked down a bit. Too many suicidal types visiting from the USA. But if you go further in, you can get it no problem. It's easily available in all other developing countries. I bought a case of it easy.

>>34169895
To break you neck you need a large enough drop. That would be hard to pull off without a gallow and on your own.
To be fair, I haven't watched the video of the girl but from what I heard she suffocated, struggling for some time. Not a nice way to go.

Swing a knife in public until cops are called, then charge at one of them

It just werks

>>34169905
It's easier to get a shotgun than this

>>34169373
Shot to the back of the head idealy to the brainstem.You're basically cutting the connection between your body and your brain.You should lose consciousness pretty fast as well.

>>34170026

In America, yes.

But it's also a lot nastier to use a shotgun. Also much harder psychologically to pull a trigger than to simply have a drink. Some people don't want loved ones finding a bathroom splattered with brain matter, but just yourself looking asleep. Finally, no firearm - even a shotgun - is 100% guaranteed to work. Nembutal is.

>>34170014
Sounds painful
>>34170038
Sound painful too and not safe

>>34170026
>>34169926

You should be able to get it on the darknet. I know there used to be sellers.

>>34170126
>talking about not safe when seeking to die

>>34170140
And what if I wanted it tonight

>>34170092
>Also much harder psychologically to pull a trigger than to simply have a drink
Nah nah nah shotgun means instakill and drugs give you time to rethink

>>34170154
Someone that wants to die is someone that has had enough pain.

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>>34169411
>tfw living in a country with no tall buildings and very few tall bridges

there's still a 4% rate of surviving at the monumental height of 42 metres.
This was also my favourite way to end it until I researched a bit

>>34170156

Probably take a week to deliver. You'll have to wait it out.

>>34170170
>drugs give you time to rethink

Nembutal renders you unconscious in a second. Maybe two. There is no time to rethink.

>>34170154
safe means less possibility of surviving

>>34170209
That's an entire week to rethink

>>34169373
Helium you dont even felium

>>34170243
Still drugs are unreliable.

>>34170156

Google "The Peaceful Pill Handbook".

>>34170270

You shouldn't kill yourself on impulse anyway.

>>34170299

In general, yes. But not Nembutal. It's 100% effective every time. Research it. Peaceful Pill Handbook.

>>34170273
In case of crooked hands you gonna get brain damage and life in a mental institution

>>34170383
I already have the library. Yeah, pentobarb sounds like a key to paradise. But where im from it is impossible to obtain and if you try you'll end up in jail 100% sure.

>>34170092
>some people don't want loved ones finding a bathroom splattered with brain matter
fucking normies

>>34170092
Do you think it will be easier for your parents if you breathe inert gas?
In the end it will be the same. They've failed to raise you as an happy adult and you killed yourself.
Generally if you care the least about your loved ones, you don't even consider killing yourself.

>>34170482

I'm not saying you should do this, but, hypothetically, if one already had a lengthy criminal record, then he'd have little to lose by breaking into a vet's office to get it.

>>34169373
Actually kekdd

>>34170577
You see i'm not into a forced suicide. It should be done properly.

>>34170554
>Generally if you care the least about your loved ones, you don't even consider killing yourself.

It would be easier to see your body intact than splattered everywhere, that goes without saying. I'm not downplaying their subsequent despair either way, of course.

If my son took his own life, I'd feel horrible. But if he was terminally ill with zero chance of recovery or happiness, I would support his desire to exit this world on his own terms.

>>34169895
she looked like she was struggling a lot. some anons said that she passed out and her body was just moving on its own but others say that she was in a lot of pain still concious and couldnt move because she pinched a nerve. not sure which side is right tho.

>>34169895

She asphyxiated to death. Not a pleasant way to die. She'd need a ten foot drop at least, given her weight, to snap her neck.

>>34169905
It's easier trying to jump the White House fence and kill the president than finding this anywhere

>>34169671
there are people who have survived falling several thousand feet skydiving with a defective parachute.

>>34169373
Lie with your neck on the rail, I promise you won't feel anything and you won't wake up. But I prefer you not to do it, look for help. I was almost at the point of ending my life, but then I went to a psychologist which sent me to a psych ward: still taking my meds and going to doctors, but I feel somehow better

>>34170835
>>34170749
Oh, the video description said she died instantly and her hand spasms were just a result of her brain dying or whatever. Seemed feasible since there wasn't really any actual struggling just meaningless movements.

>>34171044
i'm glad it was instant. nobody should have to suffer like that

>>34169373
this kid told me to close my eyes and made me subtly touch his naked penis. it wasn't a "grope", or a sausage-holder position. it was just a contact.
we were both like 11 or someshit i think i wont give any more info he may be here.

>>34170140
Do you know a vendor with good reviews on this drug?

>>34171044

I'm afraid that the site lied. A polite fiction, so to speak. A long drop is needed to snap the neck to cause an instant death. A short drop results in a very different result:

>Suspension, like the short drop, causes death by using the weight of the body to tighten around the trachea and neck structure with the noose. Prisoners are reported to have little or no struggle before they go limp because their jugular vein and carotid arteries are blocked and blood flow to the brain is reduced. The person slowly dies of strangulation, which typically takes between ten and twenty minutes, resulting in a considerably more elongated and painful death as compared to the standard or long drop hanging. - Wikipedia

>>34171142
>Do you know a vendor with good reviews on this drug?

The Peaceful Pill Handbook is (in)famous for its chapter on tips for buying Nembutal online. It names methods and sources. You can buy the handbook legally online. Check amazon and be sure to get the latest edition.

>>34169373
>safe
>way to die

I don't think the word safe means what you think it means

Service to others for rest life

>>34169581
Silly anon thinks his comment is unoriginal but forgot to check the anon above him

>>34171008
This can't be possible unless something slowed them down or broke their fall.

>>34172925

IT happens

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-survives-13000ft-fall-as-parachute-fails-8100024.html

I guess landing in a bog helped, but still.

>>34172925
>>34173002

Even better:

Vesna Vulovic was a Serbian flight attendant. She holds the Guinness world record for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 metres (33,333 ft), after the explosion of JAT Flight 367 near Srbska Kamenice, Czechoslovakia, on 26 January 1972. She was [spoiler alert] the sole survivor of the accident.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87

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>>34169373
Your parents invested thousands of dollars on your ass, poured their limited 18years worth of time and wenr through hell to raise tour sorry useless ass and this is how you repay them? By asking how to kill yourself? Do you know how fucking self-ish you are? How about you quit with this dumb child thinking, man up and do something with your life? Moping around wont get anything down and suicide is such a waste you dumb nigger. Grow up.

>>34173250
Wow you are right op is fucking stupid man. Listen to this op you fucking idiot.

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>>34173250
This so fucking much. Tired of these normies complaining about how hard their lives are. Grow up and get a job

>>34173250
Having children is the most selfish act there is.

Normies just do it to feel good about themselves.

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>>34173250
He is right my man. Couldnt have said it better than this. Grow the fuckup op

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>>34173250
Fucking this. Preach it my nigga. Op is a selfish cunt.

>>34169373
Drink a bottle or two of Drano. Guaranteed death.

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>>34173250
This
>>34173362
Its not selfish. They are giving you a fucking chance at life. You get to have an actual experience and grow rather than rotting away in some bulls nuttsac for all eternity

>>34173419
Why is life inherently good?

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>>34173250
I was thinking about killing myself but then I read this. You are a god prophet anon. All should listen

>>34173419

Explain how life isn't just an awful obligation.

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>>34173436
It's your job to make it good. Learn how. Dont shit to just be given to you.

The whole point of existence is to seek your peace of mind. You can not seek peace in death because you will not feel. And to not feel is to not exist.

>>34169892
>I'm thinking maybe a sedative OD
Don't be a faggot. If you're gonna kill yourself man and do a short sword across the abdomen, samurai style.

Just like your japanese animes and whatnot

>>34173449
Read>>34173478
Origgggnakuyn

>>34173478
>>34173519

>It's your job to make it good.

I'm not saying that it's not my responsibility to make my life good. I'm asking why you think its somehow a good thing that my parents imposed this obligation onto me by giving me life.

>>34173419
let's not fool ourselves, no one tells themselves: "oh, I want to give someone the chance to live a good life.", it's more like "I(ME, ME ME) want a baby"

>>34173577
Why dont you ask your dad that, anon?

>>34173665

He fucking loves to talk about this pseudo-philosophical bunk.
It's besides the point, anyway.

>>34173631
So why do you think they pour so much live and resources into you,anon? They obviously expect something out of you and gave you a chance at life. You could have dued as a cell in some niggas sack. Would you rather have had that?

>>34173758

Because giving birth to someone and then not preparing them for the world is even more malicious than just giving birth to them and abandoning them.

>>34169373
helium bag
originl

>>34169571
>I mean you ARE going to die and there is no possibility of turning back

Unless you had wings