/R9K/ REBIRTH

>>34163352
I think we should allow all trap and femanon threads with open arms. It's the only way to revive this board.

>>34163352
R9K, united behind FPM

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>>34163352
FPM successfully killed the 'unkillable thread' by riding it into Page 10 and Taking the reigns at the last possible second. As per our rules, FPM is chosen to be the Anon that will lead /r9k/ into a golden age.

>>34163497
So, FPM is the son o kek? come to save us all?

>>34163352
Ayo. Where's the fucking celebration?

>>34163497
Only tip I have for now is.... Love and free yourself

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>>34163521
> spent an entire day shit posting and this guy slaps your gfs ass

what do?

>>34163511
You can say that. But, I believe is the blessed of Charon. God of threadkillers. He delivered a restless thread to its final resting place.

>>34163352
ENFORCE TITS OR GTFO AND MINIMIZE THE FEMBOTS THREAD.

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>>34163521
That's great, you are a kind God desu. Let me become your disciple

>>34163559
kek

>>34163570

I will try, trust me it's what we all want

remember, I am not french ;^]

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>>34163521
Lord FPM, we are your deciples.
Here are the powers bestwoed upon you by Lord Kek and lord Charon.

How shall we spread your message of love sire?

So much power was in that thread. So much passion. Praise! /r9k/ is saved!

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Who the fuck is FPM and why should I care?

>>34163637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGd6IBD4eI

>>34163599
My lord you are blessed by double digits,say what does FPM stand for anyway?

Today marks the start of the first day of the year in the new calendar, 0 After FPM

Is this just another namefag/tripfag circlejirking assfucking thread?

>>34163686
He did it. He led the thread you left to its resting place. Now we are looking to improve /r9k/ through his teachings.

>>34163700
>>34163695
it stands for Fantastic Plastic Machine

also, I am no god, but thank you for being so nice

All /pol/ cross-posters should be banned.

>>34163742
FPM and his diciples were all thorougher bread r9kers don't worry

>>34163728
You are not God, but you were chosen by Kek. How do you fit into the lore?

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>>34163720
You mean HE killed the unkillable thread? I highly doubt that. He is a false prophet leading the sheep by the neck.


I-I bet he didnt even get trips.

>>34163375
>>34163570
>>34163742
These are the problems /r9k/ has suggested so far.

>>34163782
I am just a normal human with unusual luck

>>34163352
You're called the thread killer but you're doing the opposite of killing. Why?

>>34163789
It was very out of left field. Absolutely shocked the shit out of me. Did not see it coming at all.

>>34163686
He killed the unkillable thread >>34163497
and has earn't his place in 4chan history

>>34163637

>>34163352
I hate those kind of faces, all that product on their faces gives me uncanny valley.
That face looks like plastic.

>>34163836
I guide threads from Page 1 to the Archive. In the thread, the goal was to kill the thread, so some of us decided that trips should be used to differentiate us.

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This thread will die along with your prophet now. Kej wills it.

Posting FPM approved tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnDzttF9dig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjEPCupkSk

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Meh, took my true feels to 420ch when ROBOT9000 got axed many years ago anyhow... you faggots are doomed, but I'll play.

I suggest a radical move: Delete ROBOT9001 and /pol/, introduce ROBOT9002.

Two different kinds of hatred may actually counterbalance each other and lead to the emergence of something nicer than what we have now.

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>>34163789
The Threadkilling knights were very close to becoming the Obsolete.
I think it is in a way punishment for thinking the sealing of the thread belinged to us

>>34163973
"please stop" is one of my favorites

who are these tripcunts and why should I care

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>>34163979
>delete /pol/


Nigga are you high? /pol/ is the face of 4chan. It is like the big brother to boards like this.

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Sage for CoE threadkill.

>giving attention to tripwhores

?

>>34163979
Pol is a good containment board for newsand stormfags mixing them with r9k would kill robot culture

>>34164003
Yes. Yes, I am.

/pol/ is cancer containment and I suggest we let it metastase.

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>>34164022
>>34163999
>he doesnt have a trip in the current year

I still say that the Threadkillers offer minor policing. If FPM disagrees, however. I will drop this silly idea.

>>34164022
All anons were required to get trip codes for the thread kill. FPM could have been any anon but he claimed the power of kek by being the last poster >>34163067

>>34164079
I agree, I will gladly lose my trip if it's the way FPM wants to go and become his foremost anonymous worshipper

>>34164079
>>34164114
You may do as you wish

>>34164079
>>34164114
Delete your trips or leave this board forever. Only gods chosen by keke may bare the trip

>>34164145
S P O K E N
P
O
K
E
N

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>>34164028
Robots stole the board from the gentlemen anyhow. Good riddance.

My point is that merging the two harmful "cultures" may benefit all, as the TOO angry stormfags and the most cringe-y REEEers would take their shit elsewhere.

Envision it! ROBOT9002. Cozy AF.

>>34164145
Imposter. Please disregard.

>>34164166
N E K O P S
E
K
O
P
S

>>34164195
Pissing on shit doesn't make it a rootbeer float mate. It makes it shit and piss.

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>>34164074
>he chose an anonymous image board of all places to try and attention whore and create a name for himself

>>34164145
>>34164166
Not sure who is the tru god but will lose my trip nevertheless.

>>34164305
I am the top one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmb_BhVzdqA

>>34164305
Same. The Threadkillers work better as a secret police, anyway

I think that trap threads should be limited to one and if if they disobey, outright deleted.

>>34164339
That's true and now I will feel honor after killing a thread.
good work anyway

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>>34164267
True that, but I'd still enjoy watching the user base gulp the vile mixture down as I lurk. Have a (You) for calling me out on what I did there.

>>34163352

I have an idea for a new /r9k/, remove all rules and global rules on /r9k/. Keep only global rule 1.

>>34163352
Oh, Imouto threads need to go too.

R9k should be devoted to worship of Kek and Pepe his messenger

>>34164466
So you want /b/++. Why?

>>34164296
// Literally its 20x easier to attention whore on anonymous image boards

// Notice me anon

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>>34164588
Praise be upon him!

>>34164588
We worship Kek and Charon, with Charon as a major god. No exceptions.

>>34164626
hey there Al, why are you so obsessed with Charon? He isn't a god in the first place but he is a very good analogy to threadkillers desu

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>>34164622
All hail lord kek!

Check these digits>>34164588>>34164622
This board will be rewarded for it's meme energy

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>>34164588
NO.

The one and only faith for /r9k/ has always been and will forever be the CoE whether you admit it or prefer to play kek pretend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TinX6-hCWk

Free and love eachother, /r9k/

That is all I want

>>34164588
// Kek = R9k god
// Pepe = Disciple/messenger
// FPM = Son of Kek

// I am an FPMist, I praise Kek but am also part of a small cult group

Tripfag circlejerking is pathetic kek worship is /pol/ he doesn't care about us robots fuck off

>>34164607

/b/ is full of rules.

>>34164714
Truly a supreme leader, /r9k/ is unworthy of FPM, the son of Kek.

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>>34164714
>>34164721
http://churchofeuthanasia.org/

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>>34164714
// One day everything FPM says will be written in a book

// > mfw people wont respect FPM until he dies a martyr like Jesus did

Soon YOU will be the heretics FPM doubters

>>34164675
It's mainly my failed attempt to start a meme

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>>34164860
No method, no guru, no teacher.

The concept of heresy is laughable but YOU, tax collector, are guilty of stupidity and slave mentality.

Please die.

Much love,
the CoE

>>34164934
But also invoking Charon for those trips felt really good. Praise him.

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>>34164934
good, you have my full support threadkiller brother

Thanks for everything, friends...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0frA4kBpyg

Robot neuf mille vivront sur!

>>34165200
Blessed FPM. Leaving the thread with righteous tunes and good fortune. I'll make sure this thread gets to the archive for you.

What's going on? I don't get it.

>>34166356
just edgy fagtards having a good old time

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Why are there tripfags everywhere now? Where the fuck did they come from? 2017 is looking to be an awful year for /r9k/.

>>34167272
Nigger. Did you even read the thread?

>>34167272
>Moot would never enact forced anon
>Even less hope now with hiroshimoot
I just want to make 4chan great again

>>34166356
// FPM is our new lord and savior what isn't there to get

// Whats wrong with trip fags?

We Threadkillers gathered the power of Charon throu migthy and supernatural trips to kill the restless thread, the Behemoth of shitsposting.

FPM harnessed but for a moment such power and was able to kill the beast.

As one of the many nameless killers i propose we lead a mass asasination of all the impure threads.

From their coprses will emerge a ne /r9k/.

Charon be praised.