/britfeel/ New Year same old feels edition

Hungover again

Ready to do it all again next week and again and again etc

OY PRICK!

>New oneitis doesnt message me back for over 24 hours
You're dead to me, you bitch.

Drunkenly lost my virginity to a prostitute and regret it entirely

lads can I sleep in a field in just a sleeping bag

>>34160889
Probably a bad idea desu. Why would you consider such a thing?

>>34160969
no tent, won't need one if i ever buy one, want to go on a long 2 day cycling trip

don't see what could go wrong

>>34160992
The wind, cold and the rain would be top of my list.

>>34160788
Why? Least you got one on the board.

>>34161028
would be planning it over 2 perfect days on the summer of course

>>34161054

Get a hammock, Anon. For a few nights, would be way more comfortable than the ground, and cooler too if it's the summer.

>>34160788
good lad

people need to depart from this meme that losing your virginity is supposed to be this special experience

lost mine at 16 to a girl I was seeing and it was fucking awkward and shit, I don't really count it

went to Amsterdam and shagged a prozzie there and it was great, no pressure etc

>>34161050
>>34161128
The sex was amazing but I spent about 250 quid because I was too mortal to comprehend what I was doing

Lads, are there any antidepressants which I can safely take without prescription?

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>New Years Day was two weeks ago
>Christmas Day was three weeks ago

Still feels weird that it's all over and everything is back to normal

>>34161180
>The sex was amazing
All that matters. Millions of people end up 'paying' to have shit sex everyday.

>>34161196
Like an SSRI or something like valium?

>>34161180
Insane amount.

>>34161214
Idk whats the diffeence.

>>34161202
TIme moves so fast now, I want it to stop

>>34161210
Shit I suppose mate
>>34161217
Yeah thats why I regret it but I'm not sure what the price is for thai prossies up north maybe thats normal idk

i have only had sex by booking escorts. fucked a tall amazon girl yesterday shit was pretty good desu

can i be a robot still

>>34161228
You take SSRIs (like citolopram, sertraline etc) everyday and eventually your brain chemicals change to make you feel less shit. If you took one on it's own you'd feel nothing. Valium and other benzos are instant release that improve your mood in less than an hour. However, taking them everyday can lead to bigger problems and withdrawl is a fucking bitch.

>>34161260
Ssri seems better.

>>34161196
Let me be your guide anon.

>safely?

I would advise it not safe to start a form of antidepressant therapy without the consultation of a physician.

Why?

During the first 4-6 weeks you are more likely to experience suicidal ideation and perhaps even attempt suicide. This is because the drugs will give you more 'physical energy' without the enhanced positive mental effects. Therefore you will now feel motivated but feel equally as depressed as before. It can be pretty dangerous and thus regular meetings with a physician help prevent this course of action.

The physician will also reassure you of horrible side effects that may occur during the first 4-6 weeks and decide as to whether they are severe enough to warrant you stopping therapy and perhaps trying another drug.

They will also guide you on drug interactions, and ensure that after the required time for the drug to give any benefit, that the drug is right for you.

If not you start the complicated process of deciding upon second, third or even quaternary line therapies and potential referral to a mental health access team.

But not seeing a doctor you are denying yourself of the above and putting yourself at risk.

However if you really want to, you could buy St Johns Wort. It is available OTC and according to a Cochrane review it is just as effective as SSRIs but with less side effects. However it comes with all the same risks as above and potentially even more as it interacts with quite a lot of things that could be considered banal by the layman.

Anyway, go and see your doc anon and do it properly. best of luck.

>>34161338
I am almost sure that I am too wimp to commit suicide even under drugs, also I have no access to doctors. Ill try to look at the last one.

>>34161428
Hey you don't know what you're capable of when your brain chemistry has been radically altered by a chemical.

Be careful anon.

>>34161458
Honestly, suicide seems the only way out and even if drugs will help me do it it will be ok.

Lads I'm really hungover and tired, can someone decicher this for me? Is it basically a way of getting away with hating white people by claiming you hate 'White' people meaning the 'white people in power' and not white people in general?

>>34161521
Forgot link https://adrieltrott.com/2017/01/10/on-ending-whiteness/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybpmPUMK_WY

good animu, watch it lads

>>34161521
> counquered entire world
> why they hate us

>>34161578
I just dont understand the bizarre twisted language she uses. It's ok to say you hate Whites but not whites because one is the power structure and the other is the people themselves?

>>34161563
Wow, would you look at that. It's a loli that's incredibly over powered. How original

>>34162058
it's a WW1 theme so it counts as original desu

>>34161521
That's not different to people on /pol/ claiming they hate 'niggers' rather than black people as a whole

does crime even happen in the countryside?

if you were to leave your bike unlocked for a week, would it still be there?

>>34161877
I honestly have no idea why colored hate whites inside firlst world countries loudlier than in thirld world.

Based Poseidon

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/refugee-crisis-migrants-asylum-seekers-mediterranean-sea-disaster-boat-sinking-100-rescue-latest-a7527596.html

>>34162668
>the disaster
Fuck off

Bit dead today. I guess the normies who usually post here are too hungover

Due to laziness/drug taking I've been without my SSRI for a few days. Feeling rotten. I have some quetiapine, if I take one will it take the edge of a bit?

>>34161180

Why so expensive? its 100 quid on average here in london

150 if you want them to pretend harder

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Here is a call for waifus to spur on this thread to keep going

>>34163411
i wish waifu fags would just kill them selfs

>>34163115

nah that'll make you feel worse bud.

>>34162181
I live near the countryside and someone's barn was set on fire recently.

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>>34163419
That's not going to happen, lad.
I might not be happy but I'm not suicidal

>>34163420
Bollocks. I also have codeine and some shitty weed. Also heroin but that's what got me into this mess in the first place.

>>34163549
you sound like you have your life together.

>>34163549

Doc gave me some codeine, made me constipated as hell. Went off it yesterday and took a massive cow shit. Not taking codeine again

>>34163683
Well I'm gonna start working out again today after a week off getting fucked up. Although I have also got steroids so even that is hardly me living a clean life.

>>34163751
My oneitis sent me some in exchange for some xanax. She personalised the box too so I might just keep them as a memento.

What are you up to this evening, lads? Hope something interesting

>>34164155

possibly a night walk later, even though it will be drizzing and i seriously need an early night to catch up on sleep, im 99% sure ill end up going strolling until the early hours

>>34164155
Bored lad, thinking of buying Modern Warfare Remastered so I can play with my mates but its like 60 quid

>>34164404
I think you can get a disc version for about 40 quid

>>34164155
Work out. Eat. Maybe have a bit of a cry.

>>34164155

Getting high, watching The Office, posting here.
Standard Sunday evening.

>>34164155

Got my new laptop cooling fan today after the other one decided to pack up.

Other than that I'm listening to music, browsing here and getting the feels. Same as any other day really.

Anyone accomplished anything today?

My kitchen and bedroom were in a completely shit state and I got it together enough to clean them up, they're both pretty nice now.

Thought today was gonna be a write off but at least I got something done.

Also changed my bed covers for the second time in a year, gonna be a nice sleep tonight I feel.

>>34165309
>Also changed my bed covers for the second time in a year
Y-you mean the 2nd time THIS year...right?

>>34160788
My first time was unbelievably trash as well. Just goes to show that it is better to go with someone with more experience, despite the virgin memery you get around here.

PG Tips a GOAT

>>34161054
>2 perfect days in the summer
lol fat chance of that one, i hope your sleeping bag is waterproof

>>34165610
Absolute shite lad

one of the lads i've been talking to on tinder is here atm, he didn't tell me he's got an 8 inch cock lol.

im seriously worried about my bumhole, fuck it

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Film Night update laddos!

Don't forget to vote for your choice for next Friday's film night!

the choices are -


>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

Poll will run until Thursday at 10pm at which point the results will be posted.

Film night link will be posted at 9:30pm on Friday the 20th, film to start at 10pm.
Music fitting the choice of film will be played beforehand and the floor will be open to whatever you want afterwards.

Happy voting lads.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

>>34165639
what did you study to get into that?

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>>34165706
>people are picking good films that they could just watch by themselves which lack anything to talk about, thusly making the point of streaming it as a group pointless

>>34165750
Agree with this, get John wick and Harry Potter off there.

>>34165750
This. Pick interesting films that a lot of people might not have seen. I dont want to be in a thread with 20 other robots talking about banging young Hermoine.

>this sweaty bint on ITV
getting a stiffy at this point lads

>>34165750
tbhonest i dont join the movie nights for the movie, i just join cos it feels nice to interact with other humans in real time which i dont get to do any other way.. yeh i know im pathetic

>>34165800
Which bint is this, lad?

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

PC croaked so had to build another, how neat is society that I can get parts delivered on a Sunday?

Anyway, I've missed you all over the past couple days, please fill me in on what you've been up to and how you're doing today!

I hope you've all been doing great over the past few days and you've all been working on your new years resolutions!

AIEs (Anons in Education) I hope you all managed to get your work done on time and without too much stress!

Fellow wageslaves I hope this past week work wasn't too bad and your weekend was bountiful with rest and merriment.

I've lost a whole bunch of data so Gondola anon and Snek anon - please can you post your metal gear gondolas and your comfy snowboarding wallpaper respectively as I've lost them :( Please and thank you!

>>34165750
>>34165780
>>34165793

Looks like plenty of anons had a similar idea desu.
Not a single vote for Harry Potter or John Wick yet.

Has anyone been watching Taboo?

>>34165780
Scratch Trainspotting off the list too
>>34165793
Dungeons and Dragons and Hackers are so bad they funny films, and Dog Soldiers and Mean Girls are decent films that you chat about. That's what makes them good film night listings
>>34165809
That's why putting good films on the listing is pointless, we're just there for a chat. You put something good on and then everyones attention is going to be on that.

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>>34165812
no idea, they're supposed to be celebrities I think but I have no idea who anyone is

>>34165814
welcome back lad

I've been giving my immunology textbook a look over, immunoglobulins are a bit dull but I'm getting there. also gave OKC and other shit the shoulder, and i'm getting on with my lifting

also would you mind if I could add you on steam?

>>34165814
Welcome back!

We missed you Lenposter.

I did my first session with my counselor and it went well. She is really nice and determined to help me, she even emailed me after I left with a reminder of all the points we talked about.

glad you're back up and running. How is life?

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>>34163411
shame you're karen didn't have hitler dubs to go with that pose

Having trouble purchasing bitcoins lads. Tried to buy 100GBP worth of buttcoins from 'blockchain' but they rejected my transaction.

Whats methods do you lads utilise?

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>>34165874
Karen and I are Mosley supporters. British Fascism is true fascism.

>>34165897
bitbargain.

in uni for 6 hours on tuesday. i cant be bothered with it. i know i wont learn anything in the last seminar because i will be too worn out from the previous one.

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>>34164155
about to start my piece of assessed work due in tomorrow, teehee.
>>34165814
getting there hahah
>>34163411
Posting lad.

>>34165750
>all these niggers not picking Mean Girls

>>34165916
>bitbargain
Can only find bank transfer as a payment method. How long does it take for the transaction via transfer to complete?

>>34165897

What you buying lad?

>>34165955
About 30 mins long as you've got your online banking fired up and ready.

>>34165958
Industrial quantities of lubricant for the insertion of oversized objects.

>>34165958
weed + MDMA lad

>>34165973
will give it a crack m8

>>34165855
>Scratch Trainspotting off the list too
Trainspotting might be alright because lots of anons were not born when it came out

still don't understand why this place is so different to the rest of the 4chan brit diaspora (/brit/, /britpol/, /sp/)

What site is the movie streamed on?

>>34166027
They're more normal than /britfeel/. Rather than aim for baseless squabbling, we aim for a comfy factor to our threads.

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>>34165706
daily reminder a vote for hackers is a vote for Jolie at her finest

>>34166027
british people are normally nice desu. ever seen an American among British people in real life, or visited America? Americans are so much more obnoxious

>>34165814
Glad you're black lad
>I hope this past week work wasn't too bad
Already want another holiday, haven't even worked 10 days yet

>>34166009
>weed + MDMA lad
Where do you live? Cant find a dealer?

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who /eurobeat/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ljzAGUM8E

gonna be making my first dark web transaction in a couple of days (just gonna get some ganj for my first try to see how it goes) any pro tips anyone can give me? whats the usual delivery time?

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>>34161256
Same here, lad. I am addicted to escorts. I'm seeing this old bag on Tuesday

>>34166117

Just treat it like a normal delivery from amazon or something. If not do anything stupid like getting a PO Box.

>>34166015
>>34166046

Honestly Hackers, Dog Soldiers, D&D or Trainspotting would be a good choice. All have good banter potential.

Harry Potter and John Wick are terrible choices. Mean girls I am completely indifferent towards.

Secretly hoping for Dog Soldiers

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>>34165814
I enjoy your posts lad

they bring a ray of positivity and discussion to the threads

>>34166082
I like eurobeat. Didn't like Extra Stage though

>>34166117
From inside the country is usually 3 to 5 days.

got myself a crafty mint magnum here lads

>>34166015
>Trainspotting might be alright because lots of anons were not born when it came out

I thought this was an exaggeration at first but holy shit

There are people here who had not yet been born in 1996, that's insane

>>34166117
Just like any delivery from ebay. It'll be in an envelope with your name on it and if the guy is a pro he might have it hidden inside something just to be safe.

>>34166140
>>34166171
thanks lads, my main concern is missing the delivery and it getting sent back to the depot where i have to collect it

>>34166015
>people only watch movies from after they were born

>>34166177
I don't understand how it would be a good film to watch. If you don't get the references you're an absolute tosser

>>34166174

The big, pink, raspberry ones are just amazing in my opinion. Bit phallic, mind.

>>34166199

They don't have sniffer dogs or anything mate, nobody in the royal mail gives a fuck.

>>34162181
/britfeel/ resiedent Traveler here. There's always one of us lurking around in a shitty little van. Definitely not

>>34166199
Unless your ordering a kilo or some shit that wont happen. Most of the stuff I've gotten I havent had to sign for.

>>34165897
I've been using quickbitcoin for ages now, given it does have a fair large commission (has been as high as 8% in the past) but the service is top quality.

Just went to the gym for the first time in 2 years, feels good but I can't believe how unfit I've become.

>>34166206
>I don't understand how it would be a good film to watch
Because it's still a great film?

>>34165111
maybe you could succu me too completion once we're both fit?

>>34166205
Seems to be the case seen as everyone cums over Harry potter

>>34166199
They'll just push it through your letterbox

>>34165914
i heard a good mosley speech in a chat room last night desu. me n miia liked that. and some good ye olde music

>>34166217
i especially love it when you get that cream all over your mouth
wait what?

Any lads want to chat on Skype?

Feeling pretty low, would only ever want to chat with one of you lads.

Want to get something off your chest?

iiiiiiig1996

>middle of countryside
>see graffiti

how/why is this even possible?

growing out my feminine beard lads, gunna get there.

Does anyone else here workout a lot? I keep fucking up and missing weeks of workouts but all I want is to get huge and die.

>>34166275
We could have a group vid chat thing? What sites do that?

>>34166247
It's a good film, but it's not a good film for watching as a group.

>>34166298

I used to but then I got a hernia and almost died so I just run now.

>>34166290

You get toerags out in the country too, mate.

>>34166266
I know. I posted it.

>>34166322
The fuck kind of scedule did you have?

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>>34160673

Was he happy?

Was he pleased with the path his life took?

>>34166199
ah mate don't collect it if that happens.
I heard the trick the police use it making you collect it which takes away the "I didn't order this?" intention

>>34166229
>>34166229
ahh thank fuck for that, my cousins a cleaner at the royal mail here and there was an incident last year where they had a package that was stinking out the warehouse. none of the staff were allowed to go near it and the police came and took it away

>>34166311
I was thinking of more of a one to one thing. The only thing I know that could do that is probably discord.

>>34166339
>live to be old man
>kill so many no one will ever know he true number
>get bored of being so good at killing so get caught on purpose
>cant be arsed with prison so end it all before 'justice' can be served

He won on every level.

>>34166339
Well, he got caught and ended up necking himself, so I doubt it.

>>34166311

>wants a group video chat

Just where the HECK do you think you are?

>>34166366
I've order 2 baggies in the last week and had no problem. A lot of vendors will have 'samples for new customers' so paid about 3 quid for an 8th.

>>34166290
>bored nippers finding any old shit to do because there's fuck all to do out in the country
that's why

>>34166344
i thought as much mate, i suppose with it only being a bit of weed its not too bad but i know once i get more comfortable with the process of getting the drugs to my door ill probably start experimenting with a few other things

>>34166330
i know.just wanted to confirm it lad. i stuck medieval songs on for an hour after the room closed, proper chilled me out. it was good
thanks for whacking them on

>>34165871
What do immunogoblins do? sounds scary
Well done on your lifting, anon. How long have you been doing it and what are you focusing on?

And of course you can! I'm still in the process of re-installing everything but I'll probs be on later.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord/

>>34165873
Aww thanks, anon! I missed you too.
So glad to hear your counselling session went well, honestly that's great. I'm really happy to hear you've got a good one because you deserve it!

I'm not doing too bad myself, thank you! Had quite a chill few days without a computer. Read a couple books, practised drawing and found some new music I like. Quite happy with it actually!

>>34165930
Oh gosh I hope you manage to do it quickly so you have some time for yourself!
Have you done your model UN thing yet or is that later on in your term?

>>34166058
>Glad you're black lad
I'm sorry to break this to you anon, but I'm actually very white. I hope this doesn't hurt our friendship.

What kind of work do you do, friendo?

>>34166153

Awww that's incredibly nice of you to say!
How have you been, Russian anon?

>>34166402
>3 quid for an 8th

are you shitting me? whats the quality like? at that price i wouldnt even care if it was shit t b h

>playing tavern brawl
>opponent has gone from 2 health to 36 because my deck has fucked me over

>>34166338

Nothing too weird, 3 days a week. My problem was that I forgot to breathe.

>>34165706
I don't want trainspotting to win desu

there's better movies for banter on that list

>>34166450
>Have you done your model UN thing yet.
Did that friday, was 3 hours of sweaty roleplaying that they fucking filmed for use in faculty advertising.... maybe if i'm in it when its posted i might post it here for bants.

>>34166460
I should say, that's in total. I got 2 bags from different sellers and each was about a tenners worth inside but I paid about 3 bongs in total including postage. One was really nice amnesia stuff, the other was shitty like it was the dregs of other 8ths but at that price and delivered in 2 days so fuck it.

>>34165814
>Fellow wageslaves I hope this past week work wasn't too bad and your weekend was bountiful with rest and merriment
I worked over the weekend m8

I went to work, I came home, I went straight to sleep, I woke up and went straight to work

I have seven shifts like that in a row next week, my life is misery

>>34165706
Here's a new poll that isn't toss
http://www.strawpoll.me/12116631

>>34166489
>My problem was that I forgot to breathe.
How does such a thing happen?

>>34166533
if this isn't made by the guy organizing the movie night how do you expect it to be honoured in any way

>>34166521
I can't wait to get paid so I can order some of that stinky green.
I might treat myself to some opium too. Next day delivery fucking rocks.

>>34166536

Lots of people hold their breath while they lift, it's not a smart thing to do but I see it a lot.

>>34166521
What's the process for ordering off the darkweb? I moved to a new town recently and have no idea how to find a dealer, so I feel like this is my only option now but I have no idea how to go about it.

>>34166521
im a bit weird and i tend to find most weed tastes quite similar, so providing it gets me stoned thats all i really care for

>>34166590
There is no guarantee. It's just to show my disdain towards the current film choses really.

>>34166656
well, in any case it's good to see the two films I'm currently torn between on there

>>34166641
Buy bitcoins
Create account on DNM
Transfer bitcoins to said account
Order drugs

>>34165916
>bitbargain

Well lad I got a quote for 154 quid for 137 quid worth (0.2 BC) of buttcoins. How they call that a 'bargain' i will never know. Anyway I've been trying unsuccessfully to purchase anus-coins for 90 minutes now so fuck it, i'll just buy my weed from the niggers.

>>34166720
Not him but where do you find the addresses of non honeypot sites from?

>>34166740

leddit is good for reviews

I really want a girl to sit on my face desu

>>34166740
Leddit. There's a big fuckoff list of them.

>>34166599
you breath in when you are lowering the weight, and breath out when you are exerting force to lift the weight

how can you mess that up

>>34166767
Everyone does. Just get used to the fact that it's never going to happen

>>34166767
Fuckin.. shit will smell bad.

>>34166777

Thanks for the advice paI

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>>34165814
good to see you're all sorted again lad. am doing good desu. still going strong and sticking with the no southern comfort. not really drinking less beer but fuck it.the weekend's been good.am of all next week
can i ask, was it you that bought the book some lad reccomended is good for runners. my sis goes running and i meant to buy it for her when that anon suggested it, but i forgot and now can't remember what it was called

>>34166777
>>34166807
i lift weights. dont even know if i breathe, or i must do it subconsciously. been lifting for a good few years now. i also box and i have to breathe a lot on purpose when boxing

>>34166767

Why would you want to put your face anywhere near there? There's a whole ecosystem of bacteria and fungi living there

>>34166767
Why is this meme getting popular all of a sudden?

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>>34164155
Watching Top Gear middle east special lad
>mfw you aren't

>>34166826
It's not a me-me, it's the same virgin HKHH virgin

>>34166758
>>34166768
linky dink if you please massa

>>34166844
>balls deep in jordan

what age did you all lose your virginity? 22 here

>>34166720
>transfering BC direct onto the DW
Wew lad. Download a BC wallet like electrum as a middle step

>>34166844

I'm watching we bare bears

>>34166865
>losing his virginity
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE

>>34166823
there's a whole ecosystem of bacteria and fungi on you RIGHT NOW

there are worms living in your eyebrows

odds are you have at least one parasite in your body somewhere

you are not an exception to the ecosystem, you are part of it

>>34166865
fucked a whore in a brothel @ 24. cost 40 quid

>>34166870
>GET OUT NORMIE

come on. this meme is retarded. you can still have sex and not be a normal person. its not hard to lose it if you try.

>>34166903
>come on. this meme is retarded. you can still have sex and not be a normal person. its not hard to lose it if you try.
THIS IS WHAT A NORMIE WOULD SAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34163411
here is a post of a waifu to answer your call

>>34165814
hooray you're not dead

>>34166903

I'm sure there are some people on here who would get refused by a hooker. It's difficult for some people m8.

>>34166868
I use mycellium. But yeah I see what you're saying.

>>34166863
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/wiki/superlist/

>>34166844

It's a shame Clarkson's such a dickhead, he's actually quite entertaining.

>>34166865
Lost it at 14, am now 24 year old hooking up with sluts on tinder every weekend

>>34166125
is that arab kardashian on adultwork?
shes like the meme hooker now

>>34166919
not sure if joking or serious. hypothetically speaking so you're saying someone who is a neo nazi, practices black magic, likes to fuck animals is normal because they had sex?

>>34166865
12

I was pressured into it by my first gf and when I refused to do it any more she announced in front of all my friends that she'd been cheating on me for two months

destroyed my ability to interact with women

>>34166865
I turn 19 next month I made a vow to myself that I wouldn't turn 20 a virgin. I'll probably end up going to a escort though.

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>>34166920
BE MY BF ALREADY YOU HUNK

>>34166922
the social aspect is hard for people, i understand that because they suffer from social anxiety but anyone could lose it if they dated a girl

>>34166968

OKAY FINE I WILL BE NOW WILL YOU PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF

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>>34166823
who cares, no man could resist shoving his face in this

>>34166974

I'm not in the mood for weak trolls tonight senpai, pls.

>>34166946
Seen her a few times before and it's always been fun.

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>>34163411
Posted.
>>34163419
Me too.

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>>34166984
I'm anon of course, silly

>>34166957
i made the same vow mate. half lose it a few months after i turned 20. just date a girl who is a few points below you, and fuck her after a few dates, maybe even after the first if it goes well. get her drinking, girl are easy when they have had a few drinks down them

>>34167011
gonna end you desu

>>34166989

I could, but I just ate so I'm prejudiced at the moment.

I've already chosen which prostitute I'll lose my virginity to. I just to work up the courage to do it.

LADS this is brilliant.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/soham-child-killer-ian-huntley-wants-a-sex-change-so-he-can-move-to-womens-prison-ex-inmate-claims/ar-AAlTp9A?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=iehp

>>34166990
not even trolling. girls want to fuck as much as guys, most virgins guys here are at least average, they could just date a chubby girl, and then fuck her after a few days

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>>34166989
Mate thats gross as fuck

>>34167039
I love chubby girls, I would fuck a fat slag in a heartbeat but I have acne and social anxiety. no girl has ever shown any interest in me.

lads need ur help,

in a fw months i'll fail my a levels and i want to know how to live on literally minimum wage... I have nothing to work towards and no motivation to do anything so telling me to revise won't do shit as i don't feel the repercussions, apart from killing myself after failing my family is there anything else i can do?

>>34167039
can confirm, have a fat little shortstack gf and she's mad for the dick

trust me lads you're gonna make it, finding someone isn't a matter of normiefying yourself, it's a matter of finding someone as pathetic as you are

and it will happen, as it happened to me

>>34167068
>I would fuck a fat slag in a heartbeat
with practice you should be able to go for longer

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>>34167040
you couldn't be more wrong I would bury my face in this and never come out

>>34167068
yeah thats why i said the social aspect is hard for people which i understand because i can suffer from social anxiety too but the actual dating part, and seducing a girl isnt hard if she likes you

>>34167078
yeah, this. fatties are easy too, and more cock hungry.

>>34167074
A-levels ain't shit mate

if your GCSEs are decent, apply to a college and study to be an electrician, plumber or other tradesman, the money in those games is fucking ridiculous and everyone assumes it's garbage because it's manual work

or do a computer science btec/apprenticeship and work on getting into tech support, which is the most robot of jobs

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>You're standing around outside or sitting on a bench
>Someone can come up to you, pointing a camera in your face and then claim you're waiting to meet an underage girl
>No way to claim your innocence until the cops decide you weren't waiting to meet an underage girl
>By that time the clip of you has been uploaded to the net and everyone has already made their mind up about you

Does this terrify anyone else?

its going off on my failbook again, a couple more cans and ill throw my weight in, the question is should i take the side of the Newcastle fan or the Man Utd fan?

>>34167120
i've got pretty solid GCSEs and looking at apprenticeships, is there an age limit to any of those?

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>>34167085
>those thicc thighs

>>34167128
Start off neutral in every reply but as your post drags on start talking about Barcelona instead.

>>34165814
>I've lost a whole bunch of data so Gondola anon and Snek anon - please can you post your metal gear gondolas and your comfy snowboarding wallpaper respectively as I've lost them :( Please and thank you!
Sure thing, lad. Since I don't want to dump them, I put the Metal Gondola collection on imgur. https://imgur.com/a/O1otX
MGSV has been pretty fun so far. Like Peace Walker on meth, and Iworry about how soon it will go sour

Hey lads, do you ever wake up in the night with a cold sweat thinking about what a waste of life you are?

Me neither. AHAHAHAHA

>>34167125

You can publicly call any man a paedophile or racist and everyone will immediately believe it.

>>34167036
>Ex-inmate

why don't they just ask the prison? Oh that's right because it's probably bullshit and ex-offender can sell a story to the red tops instead

that guys not moving anywhere

>>34167182

actually no but being 100% serious i think about it almost all day, especially wasting my youth and teenage years

>>34167125
I'd just laugh them off. If you act offended or disgusted by the notion you look more guilty.

>>34167182
I once woke up inside the duvet cover It was fucking terrifying

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"Dinner is ready anon"
>hope its something nice
>fucking microwave tesco pasta shit on a tray

Id rather starve desu

>>34167125
not really. if someone did that to me i would fuck up there life so badly, not even joking.

>>34167125
Terrifies me desu

>Walking home
>See little girl standing by the road crying
>Want to ask her whats wrong and possibly help
>Realise that as an adult male that approaching a child I dont know will have me branded as a pedo
>Just ignore her

Im sorry little girl

>>34167182
My therapist, unprompted, told me I'd had an interesting life. I guess technically that's true, although 'interesting' is not the same as 'fulfilling'

>>34167139
some apprenticeships raise their eyebrows if you're over 18, but you should be alright as long as you don't have a degree

I looked into apprenticeships after I finished uni because my degree killed my interest in doing what I studied for a living, and nobody wanted me because I was overqualified

just cast your net wide and you'll land something, education literally isn't the be-all end-all the institution makes it out to be, my mum's been a teacher for almost 30 years now and every time I see her these days we end up talking about how it's all about hitting quotas and making money, nobody gives a toss what kids do when they leave school as long as they meet their targets while they're in the system

college and apprenticeships are the road to legit jobs these days, and I wish I'd seen it earlier
don't despair lad, you're thinking about it early enough to make a difference

>>34165814
Neat was starting to miss you lad.

>>34167227
>I'm making you dinner
>serves you something you could literally 'make' in 5 mins with zero effort

>>34160673
Remember Kerning City from Maple Story? The UK is like Kerning City

>>34167233
she may die, but remaining pure is better than being used by the likes of you, savile

>>34167266
Maple Story was shit, you cunt

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>>34166989

Would rather shove my face in these desu

>>34167233
>>34167125
I live next to a primary school. Our back garden is seperated by a ditch and a fence but sometimes when I'm having a smoke the kids will come up and say hello. Scared I'll get a knock on the door one day.

>>34167250
You're very wise anon, I've been to a few job interviews but i think my slight autism makes me look emotionless or makes me look non-attentive, i can't focus on things for more than 5 minutes straight. I think i have the necessities to land some interviews but i can't interview for shit

Sauce?? https://sendvid.com/bzvt0bor#

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>>34167085
Feels shit having standards sometimes, wish I could freely shag fat mugs with no shame

>>34167227
>Mum brings me dinner at 4:30
>it's an omlette

fuck sake, I'm already hungry again

>>34167286
2006-2008 were the best years, anything after that is shit.

>>34166720
Where can you buy bitcoins? All the places I've seen require you to be a business...

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>>34167247
My therapist was a waste of space.
I'm on SSRI's currently, moved from sertraline to citalopram due to constantly having the shits.
I still have the shits and now I have stopped getting hard.
I want off this ride

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>Watch interesting anime, first few eps
>Catch up and visit the threads on /a/
>They're all just talking about the manga, half of the stuff you don't even understand
>Spoilers, spoilers everywhere

why do I bother

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>>34167310

At least there was some effort put into it

im thinking of breaking the microwave to see how long it takes to starve tbqh

>>34167298
Deleted scene from Twin Peaks.

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only got a very light covering of snow for last weeks night walks but i miss it already

>>34167338
/a/ is too edgy for me. i just want to have a comfy chat but half the time people are just trying to cause arguments and vent

>>34167036
> he believes his only hope of a cushy life is to become a woman

haha even Ian knows how easy women have it.

>>34167326
Fucking google it. In fact just give me your address and I'll order you some drugs.

>>34167338
nah fuck that. at least you're giving it a go

>>34167335
How long you been on sert? I was on cit, then sert, now Venlafaxine which actually seems to work.

The problem is they just shove everyone on the same 2 SSRIs and hope for the best.

>>34167343
>omelette
>effort
literally one of the first things kids learn to cook

>>34167335
I've been on sertaline for about 3 weeks now. so far the only side effects were headache and nausea but they went after a couple of days. I still have a sex drive and can get hard but I can't cum no matter how much I try.

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Who /nofriends/ here?

>looking at online advice for this
>"reach out to your existing friends"

RIP Jimmy Snuka

>>34167247
everyone yearns for a fulfilling life but nobody seems to have any idea what it is

there's a great line in A Series of Unfortunate Events:
>In the years since, I've inquired what became of the brothers Poe. One followed his father into the world of banking. The other lives in a cave and talks to sheep. Each thinks the other has it better.

you live the life you live, anon, and nobody else in the history of humanity will ever live the exact same life as you

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>>34167391

A lot more effort than "set microwave to 5 minutes"

>>34167368
no mate imagine moving to a womans prizon, all the free pussy. its a genius plan

>>34167404
same here lad, /newtown/ literally know no one

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>>34167288
am i the only one who isn't sexually attracted to drawings. I need 3D chubby

>>34167367
>half the time people are just trying to cause arguments and vent

yupp

you even see it in SoL threads, which is just ridiculous. Sometimes I think the board is more autistic than /r9k/, especially with the gimmicks that get repeated

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>>34167373
The places that I've googled require more than just debit card info...

>oneitis still not replied
WHY MAKE ME CARE ABOUT YOU JUST SO YOU CAN IGNORE ME

>>34167429
to be honest i'd rather of had the ready meal, it would be more filling than the omlette

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>>34167440
Get the fuck out of here you freak

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>>34166450
they're basically proteins that fight bad shit that enters your body, any foreign material basically

only started this week, I've been doing arm work and squats. thighs were killing me a few days ago but I'm good now. do you lift too?

>>34167295
>I think i have the necessities to land some interviews but i can't interview for shit
you'll learn, mate

nobody interviews well at first, I get the shakes when I'm nervous and I used to get it bad when I first started getting interviews for various things, but over time you just become acclimatised to it

you learn the right things to say and how to conduct yourself, and failing an interview isn't the end of the world, you'll get another one eventually and you can only fail so many before you succeed at one

chin up, lad, you're british

>>34166989
Looks like a roastie with the flaps snipped and that gunt isn't appealing

>>34167419
>nobody else in the history of humanity will ever live the exact same life as you

good for them tbqh, I wouldn't wish it upon anyone to be an autistic shutin neet

>>34167440
>I need 3D chubby

Women's bodies should be naturally chubby fat, that is a healthy girl body.

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>>34167476
I want to suck on some 3D chubby nips

>>34167383
I was on sert for 6 weeks. It was 6 weeks of squirting rusty water out of my arse.
I've been on the cit for about 3 months. About 1/7 turds have some substance to them now, I'm still terrified to fart.
I really miss fapping, my balls hurt but I just can't get hard.
I also cry at the drop of a hat, had a breakdown in work like 2 weeks ago and today I cried like a bitch at the bastion overwatch cinematic.
I'm gonna go back to the doctor and tell them I want something else... perhaps a lethal dose of morphine

>>34167442
Where do you live? I'll be your irl dealer and occasional friend.

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>>34166865
>Not keeping your virginity under lock and key for all eternity

>>34167442
Bit bargain. You can use PAYM, pingit, bank transfer, etc

>>34167525
I don't want illegal drugs, just where to find bitcoin.

>>34167491
Cheers for the inspiration lad, just worrying because i'm fairly rural and the only opportune place is York or Scarborough. I'll do some research tho thanks for the help

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>>34167404

>tfw you think you're making a friend then you remember how anti-social and unlikeable you are

Good thing I love being right, I suppose.

>>34167522
That's a dream of mine too

>>34167559
Bitbargain's expensive.

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>>34167516
skinny girls just aren't attractive to me and I'm skinny myself

>>34167567
Why? Drugs are the only thing worth having them for.

>>34167559
Thank you.

bbbloz

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>>34167440
Whether 2D or 3D chubby is the patrician taste

>>34167587
Hobsons choice mate.

>>34167514
there is someone out there right now who envies the life you lead

the only people who are content with their lives are people who are completely unaware of any alternative lifestyle, coveting some blissful ideal is fairytale nonsense because every new path you take comes with its own drawbacks

the grass may be greener on the other side but there's also a fucking tiger over there

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>>34167404
>tfw you and only friend are drifting apart

>>34167590
Just wanted to know for the sake of knowing I guess.

>>34167573
no worries mate, best of luck to you, hope it ends up actually helping

>>34166450
>What kind of work do you do, friendo?
my job is decent I"m just pretty burnt out at the moment. Thought I had a lot of holiday left to take like enough to have a little trip then just some relaxing but I really don't

>>34167404
I have never had a friend.

Guess I'm just destined to be alone, but I'm okay with that.

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>tfw 25 and never had a gf

Funnily enough this wasn't original.

>>34167701
I'll be your friend. Where you from mate?

>>34167604
Hobson decided to fuck that shit and pay the nigger. Hibson does not necessarily like or hate the nigger, but nigger business is relatively smooth.

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>>34167404
>tfw all your friends have abandoned you and now you're all alone

>>34167746
Don't worry lad, I lost all mine at 20, now at 31 I still have none but no regrets.

>>34167404
never had a real life friend, but i'm ok with my few online friends that i'll probably never ever meet

>>34167729
>22
>never had a gf
at least people have stopped questioning it

>>34167773
I'm 20 now, is it common for friends to ditch you after school.

>>34167744
Pay the nigger then.
I'm gonna pay slightly more for the convenience of not having to leave the house and deal with niggers.

>>34167814
>is it common for friends to ditch you after school.

From experience it is very common for friendships and groups to break up from age 20 onward. Lads get into toxic relationships, breed and have no choice but to look after the kids or appease the female.

>>34167899
They haven't gone off and done that. They've just disappeared all over the country for uni

>>34167899
people always talk about friendship groups breaking apart and such but I have had the same group of friends since year 10 and I'm 22 now

>>34167944

Don't confuse him, women are the route of all his problems, even if he hasn't spoken to one in 18 months.

>>34167966
Bit harsh, lad. Don't talk about him like that.

>>34167899
in secondary i never hung out with school friends out of school, was always with neighbour kids who were friends from primary

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>>34160673

Rolling for the true number of victims Shipman had

last 3 digits

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>>34168010
>10
don't believe this tbqh

>>34167990
I was the same in secondary school except I didn't hang out with anyone outside of school. I occasionally played games online with some people but that was it.

are you a sad piece of shit?

join us: https://discord.gg/xpRVwUB

>>34168052
>implying I want to talk to any of you twats

>>34168071
thats a bit harsh there lad, what's up ya bum?

>>34168043

10 victims and 274 compassionate euthanisations sounds plausible

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>>34168052
>discord

why should I join it, you don't make a very convincing case

>>34168117
not even that, to call them victims is doing a discredit to the good doctors kind acts

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I'm going to lose my virginity to this prossy soon. she's cute chubby and only 70 quid for an hour. wish me luck lads

>>34168161
Her face is a bit minging

>>34168176
Kinda just looks fucking annoying too.

like the sort of dense cunt of the office

can't argue the price though cheapo

>>34167218
Even if you laugh them off they'll just follow you accusing you until the police arrive.

I'm willing to bet more than half of those pedo hunter videos are innocent folk just going about their day.

>>34167290
>Primary school was right on a residential road
>Used to see an old woman in her upstairs window watching the kids playing in the playground every morning
>If it was today she would probably be arrested
>Tfw this was all 20+ years ago and that old lady is probably dead now

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>>34168176
well I think she's cute af

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>this turns up in my Facebook feed
fuckin hell

>>34168205
>women being arrested for anything ever
hahaha nah lad

>>34168161
>70 quid
make sure you use a johnny m8, that's spoiled goods prices

>>34168210
To each his own
Making sure to wrap your John Thomas mind

>>34168215
I really want to have sex with a lady.

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>>34168237
I would spend less but she's the cheapest I can find who I'm attracted to.

my mam didn't get me anything at all for my 21st birthday

feel a little bit let down tbqh lads even a card would have been nice

>>34166815
Thanks Snek anon! Got my background sorted now, getting closer and closer to old Len PC.
Glad to hear about the Southern Comfort prohibition is going strong and I am at jealousy level infinity over your week off! i have two days off next week before my leave refills teehee

The book is called 'What I talk about when I talk about running' by Murakami. He's basically a robot who was around when you were forced to be normal in the 80s because 'tism wasn't widely known.

I highly recommend giving it a read before your sister if you can get away with not creasing the pages!
It's actually decently introspective about life in some parts, and there was a specific part I considered when my PC went kaputt and I was frustrated/upset at losing data.

>>34166920
I'm glad I'm not dead too! How are you, anon?

>>34166984
Stop teasing that poor anon and reveal unto thee your true form!

>>34167150
>There's a whole new set of MGR Gondolas
That put a massive smile on my face, they're feckin ace, anon. Lil' gekko gondola is adorable.

What part are you up to on MGSV? and as a follow up would you want me to tell you if you're near the end of the game or not?

I'll avoid posting my opinions on it until you finish it!

>>34167255
Aww I missed you too, anon. How are you doing today?

>>34167490
Oh they sound badass. Molecular level Mercenaries.

Depends what you mean by lift I suppose. I'm not lifting to get big, but I've incorporated some of it in my exercise so i don't go twiggy.

How do you feel about it? Do you think you'll continue?

>>34167698
Ahhh I know how you feel completely, it's especially worse when you've just had a bunch of time off. It'll get better, anon.

>>34168043
Grundy you smackhead, have you been terrorising lunch club again?

>>34168280
>I would spend less
Jesus lad come on now

>>34165706
>Friday night
Would much prefer Saturday desu. I have work first thing on a Saturday

>>34168297
I don't like paying for something that other people get for free

>>34168326
Better stop eating food from the store then I guess.

>>34168326
It's never free, everything has a price.
You either pay outright (prossie)
Pay for someone that convinces her (Expensive date)
or pay emotionally

>>34168286
that's happened last 2 birthdays for me.