How do you treat a cold, r9k/

>>34155715
There isn't a problem in the observable universe that suicide can't remedy.

Put a cold ashtray on my belly. The coldness gets rid of the badness

>>34155715
My parents recently gave me this weird teapot that you use to flush out your nasal cavity.
Really, I can deal with most of the problems being sick, except for my nose turning into a faucet, so this thing is actually a pretty great idea.
If only I could get it to work properly. Perhaps I should intubate myself instead.

>>34155715
>sleep
>hydration
It's so simple op. Showering also helps

>>34155741
old cold belly badness.

>>34155715
Honestly I just drink until the symptoms don't bother me. Psuedoephedrine is good for a runny noise. Do not use that phenylephrine shit. Dextromethorphan is good for cough and guaifenesin is good for chest congestion.

Colds are caused by a virus so really all you can do is reduce symptoms. Getting drunk makes you not give a fuck about symptoms.

Cucumber water with ice

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>>34155715
>that picture
reminded me of this

Eat raw garlic.
No. Seriously. Chew that shit up and wash it down. Google it if you don't believe me, shit works
>Inb4 I'm a huge pussy and it burns.
Well then keep your cold, faggot

>>34156477

it holds cold

ignore it til it stops being a problem.
like how i deal with everything

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>>34155741
>head like a fockin' orange

>>34155715
>white engineers VS bunch of Mexicans
it was genetics all along