Sissy, me wants oats :)

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>>34155326
Sister, let me tell you something. You don't want oats. You just think you do. Oats are Johnny Campbell, the nice guy from church. He's solid and dependable and he is something you could live with forever.

You don't want that sissy. You want vodka and lemonade! You want fun! Fuck those idiots, you're living your life! Ignore dad from now on it doesn't matter what he says, he's just an asshole who's boring and controlling.

Dance, flirt with hot guys, let them show you a good time, this is what you want sissy. Maybe you'll realize this one day, this is how you want to spend your life

Look at me, I'm going to the club right now, I'm sure I'll score big again! Back when I was 19 I went home with the hottest guy I've ever met, ripped abs and a 9 inch cock. This is what us women need, don't ever settle. I haven't had one like that since I was 28, at least steady. I've had a few for just a night. I know one will come around and marry me

You deserve it and you'll get your lucky day my sister

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>>34155536
But sissy :(

...he knows about math and philosophy and anime and masturbation, he's intellectually superior due to his interest in objectivity and rejection of cultural norms. Contrarianism is my religion!

>>34155773
You're like a little baby, if only you knew how useless these things are. Do you want to live in a crappy house having sex with a sex God every day even if the roof leaks, or do you want to live in a nice house with a floppy 4 incher that can't even go in halfway?

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>>34155790
Forgot to put my face on like I do every morning, here's my face back

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>>34155804
Sissy but he knows about Socrates and plateau and Schopenhauer :)

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>>34155816
>>34155816
And she said, "No"

The end.

>>34155816
what's the point of talking about schopenhauer with someone you don't feel?

none of it matters if he's not someone you enjoy being around. we can talk about platonic ideals, socratic dialogue and quantum physics for hours.. but i'd rather not if i'm not vibing with you.

it's not special.

>>34155326
combobreaker cummy

>>34156041
But isn't it special? Isn't it literally the best most important fucking thing in the universe?

Or is my view skewed and watching a movie or going to the bar one night with friends is just as significant to life?

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>>34156142
you crave intellectual companionship
that's perfectly fine but dont stroke your dick while doing so

being able to high iq around a girl won't win her heart. intelligence doesn't draw people, it's the human inside. also wisdom and knowledge are different. insight and observation. no girl cares about your iq # you use to believe ur to ingeligent 4 mankind lol get over yourself x nite

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>>34156354
I really appreciate this post, thank you anon. (I'm serious)

Clearly people like the woman in this picture are ending up more fulfilled than me. Maybe there's something to it.

>>34156483
Jesus christ, that was like going down a dry water slide types of painful to read.