>coworker keeps trying to talk to me

>>34151169
So talk to them back, you dingus.

>>34151223
I really don't want to

There's no way to disengage

>>34151352
yet you talk to goofs on r9k
your coworkers cant possibly be worse

>>34151352
Do it anyways. Make a friend.

Or be a robot forever. Up to you, I guess.

He probably already knows you're shy and he's just pushing it or he's trying to tell you something he feels is important.

You can just give him short replies and some fake interest.

>>34151352
Why don't you want to talk to him?

>>34151169
Pretend you're Kumiko. What would she do?

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>at university
>nice qt who sits in front of me and always wears dresses turns around
>"Hey, how are you?"
>fine
>"You're pretty quiet aren't you? That's alright, you can talk to me!"
>feel insulted
>"Yeah, I realize. I have a mouth."
>she stares at me for a second then turns back around
>tfw realizing what I did

>>34151792
someone explain to me what is wrong about this

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>>34151169

>new coworker begins talking to me
>think nothing of it and act friendly
>we chat every now and again
>one day hear him talking about me to the other coworkers
>they don't notice that I'm a room away and can hear him clearly
>"Anon, is such a creepy fuck. We should try to get him wasted and see how he reacts."

Honestly, fuck this gay earth.

>>34151822
Qt pa 2t tried to interact with a robot.

Hillarity ensues.

>>34151822

I think he was supposed to act more engaged and escalate the conversation further in hopes making a new friend or maybe even get a gf.

I only think because I probably would have reacted the same way. Honestly, don't know what to say in that situation and play it cool without offending the person or sounding retarded.

>>34151169
>>34151792
I wish people reached out to me like this.

Not once has that ever happened.

>>34151637
>>34151735
It's a teenage girl and she's talking to me about the water pump in her car

We are the only two employees around and there's no customers, I can't leave and I have nothing to say because I don't care

>>34151896
You say something like "Yeah I am pretty quiet. I guess I'm a little shy". Then you smile.

There you go. It really isn't that hard.

>>34151952
> "Yeah I am pretty quiet. I guess I'm a little shy". Then you smile.

I thought being that earnest is seen as dorky and off-putting by most normies.

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>>34151952
That sounds creepy when you say it, Anon.

>>34152129
Dorky is "in" now. Duh.

>>34151853
Stop being a butt hurt baby. You're interesting enough for them to wanna see you drunk/hang.

>>34152138
Better in practice, I suppose.

Hell, it works for me.

>>34152147
>Dorky is "in" now. Duh.
>>34152138
dorky is totallly in now, listen to
>>34151952
>You say something like "Yeah I am pretty quiet. I guess I'm a little shy". Then you smile.

>>34151822
Nothing.

Some random female assumed she's entitled to attention because she's female and someone didn't engage.

Come at a social interaction with something more than "I'm a female please interact with me" and it'd be understandably rude.

>>34151822
the key is
>tfw realizing what I did
he came across as rude and as if he didnt talk to her because he doesnt want to, not because he's shy
essentially a rejection
noone likes those

>>34152168
>Stop being a butt hurt baby. You're interesting enough for them to wanna see you drunk/hang.

I think you're confusing interest with disdain.

>>34151594
real talk senpai, be careful who you call goof, where im from that shit will get your ass beat.

>t. correction officer

>>34152708
>>t. correction officer
good for you
luckily im not in your jail you goof hahahhahahaha top kek hilarious joke this is totally funny made me spit my drink all over the keyboard wewlad i laughed way harder than i should have

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>coworker keeps sending me shitty memes about Harambe and Drake

>>34153101
I miss Harambe every day ;_;

>>34153034
Around here in Ohio too

Ive seen men be dismantled over being called a goof. I dont know why some people take retard or faggot over goof.

>>34153238
He has Koko now.

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>>34153487
>Ive seen men be dismantled over being called a goof
i think you're fucking with me ya goof!
>tfw i just dismantled you