>Tfw no qt thicc white liquor clerk gf

something tells me this is a specific girl at the liquor store you go to that you are trying to bang

>>34149271
Me too. I think it's the tomato.

OP just talk to her instead of mumbling about WoW like the splerg you are.
-Chad

>>34149271
Absolutely. She's so adorable and despite my frequent patronism, she doesn't seem to mind chatting with me on a liquor run. I know it's a falsified hope anons, but I really would love nothing more than to pump her voluptuous pale hips and ass with my Caucasian seed!

>>34149236
Just talk to her bro, just be yourself man

>>34149365
Hoes can tell when you're only trying to fuck em.

You've already crippled yourself OP.