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>bjork
>grimes
you should be castrated
>>34149025
>this much pleb
>>34149186
>pleb
how tho
Why? Take this shit to /fa/ or /soc/ do you seriously think robots are going to edit sweatpants and cumstained tshirts in to this? It's obviously just meant to snowflake your overpriced brands.
>tfw normies so detached from reality they think paying 80+ bucks for a regular ass fuck backpack is perfectly reasonable just because it has some scandinavian logo
>>34149025
>kanken bag
fag or grill
>>34149321
>>34149340
>just because it has some scandinavian logo
I'm Danish, so the backpack is cheaper and more common here.
Also, robots can be fashionable.
Woolrich shirts and jackets, grey or black slim jeans, palladiums. It costs next to nothing and gets constant compliments just due to color schemes and fitting. Should be the official /r9k/ uniform.
>>34149025
how's my style desu?
I live in Florida btw
>>34149025
>those dad jeans
>/fa/g bag
>feels the need to include music taste for no reason
jacket/coat and shoes are fine tho, imo
>>34149115
>those shoes
the jacket would be fine without that garbage on the back
>>34149546
tendies please!! / 10
>>34149549
Wtf are those trousers?
Is that glitter?
>>34149025
damn how much /fa/- /r9k/ crossposting is there?
>>34149599
Probably alot, although a good amount of /fa/ speaks too niggerish and I doubt they'd post here.
>>34149115
>she brings the rain
hello there, 2013 /fa/ called, they want their autistic jacket back
>>34149596
they're normal blue jeans but the crop fucked it up and made it pixelated for some reason
>>34149025
Seems pretty normie tier OP
What I'm wearing right now. I have no style, 2bh
>>34149549
>>34149647
Not bad then
>>34149634
this. Looks like fucking h&m shit
>>34149025
Couldn't find the exact clothes as I don't remember anything exept for the brand, if that
r8 pls
>>34149025
My style cannot be beat
>be skeleton
>wear slim to skinny clothes that make me look even more of a skeleton
twinkcore
>>34149675
Glad people are starting to realize how shit-tier Undercover is. They're hit or miss at best, unoriginal and the quality is hilariously overrated. Literally a step above Supreme
>>34149688
Nice and basic. Maybe get some more casual shoes, but otherwise good.
>>34149704
>that sonic hat
>>34149712
Height and weight? orig
>>34149704
>the plastic knife
i'm laughing too much about that
>>34149115
Weird shoes, pants look cheap, jacket looks odd with the print. Overall ok though
>>34149546
Trailer/10
>>34149549
Autism swag. Nice jacket, guido wallet
>>34149649
Cool 15yo in 2000s or autistic 20yo today?
>>34149668
Mismatch but normie
>>34149704
>butterknife
"Not in 'er majesty's land ye won't! Hand it over lad!"
>>34149712
Gay normie
>>34149649
highschool/10
>>34149668
pretty good if not for the graphic tee, even if it is a band tee or some shit
>>34149688
meh
>>34149704
fantastic jeans
>>34149712
seems you forgot the dildo for accessoriesbut its actually quite good and im a sucker for black/white contrast only
>>34149735
My usual shoes are that design but not shiny. Have a pair in grey and one in light brown. Couldn't find the exact model though so I just took that pic
Used to wear sneakers but most people at my college seem to wear more formal shoes so that's what I went with
pls no bully plsoriginaligami
>>34149025
Am I /fa/ yet?
>>34149854
>iphone 4/4s
my nigga
Might wanna get more tapered jeans, but otherwise fine. I kinda like that tshirt.
>>34149883
Swap the cargo pants for chinos and you're good to go man
>>34149025
Pretty much a variation of this since its summer (southern hemisphere) + hoodie if its overcast
>>34149891
I too am stuck with an iphone 4. I've made a terrible mistake! also the guy you replied to wears school shooter garb.
>>34149883
This looks so fucking familiar but I don't know why.
>>34149025
>tfw I have no style
>tfw I have no grace
dis an oc snufkincore
>>34149025
I think I fucked it up, I don't think it matters.
I wear combat boots, black jeans and a leather/denim jacket or trenchcoat and usually a band shirt
>>34150022
unironically looks really comfy
fjdfjao;asjd;ad;das
>>34150076
that's great I tried to find only the true comfy clothes snufkin would wear
This is all I need and I wear it everyday
can't be bothered with the template
p-pls no bully
>>34150093
Ethan from h3h3?
>>34150147
why?
i do not know about this.
>>34150143
Pretty good.
You must be at least a cyborg if not normie
Parka isn't completely accurate.
inb4 faggot
>>34150143
A CUTE
henlo cute :3
>>34149854
Schoolshootercore
>>34149945
Can either look like a fratboy or like a tryhard autist (if you're short and/or ugly)
>>34150022
If Gandalf was a numale with chicken legs...
>>34150025
Do you live in some remote countryside location or are you just autistic?
>>34150093
/mlp/ervertcore
>>34150147
He owns that tshirt, and sometimes wears girly socks
>>34150186
>calling snufkin numale Gandalf
take that bakc reeee
>>34149712
post boipucci/10
>>34150143
Everything about this picture just screams numale: from the shoes for tiny feet to the skinny jeans, the chequered shirt and the recessed chin
>>34150178
Fudge packing queer fag
>>34150198
oh, i imagine it's common. i got it at walmart on a whim when i had no clothes for like five dollars.
why does he wear girly socks though? the shirt was actually in the men's section, but why the socks?
>>34150186
>are you just autistic
Are we on the same board?
>>34150226
just for "le memes" I'd imagine. You know, the whole pleb YT thing...
>>34150241
Sure bro, I just come for the laughs though
>>34150252
i will discontinue their use.
>>34149025
Can someone give me advice on what to wear? I normally go for brown or green chinos with a t-shirt
I'm
177 cm/5ft9
59 kg/130 pounds
Lightweight build, proportionally long legs
Curly/wavy brown hair, boyish look
Pic is closet I could find to me (- freckles), he looks like a fag I know,so do i
I have a very business casual look
>>34150329
genuinely one of the most autistic fits ever seen
>>34150320
Go to inspo and WDYW (What did you wear today) threads on /fa/ or/r/streetwearand find a style you like.
>>34150320
You could wear my dick
>>34149883
>>34150022
>>34150329
This are memes
>>34150329
When you want to be James Bond, but you are still in high school
>>34150329
I bet you criticize men with larger frames.
Do you know how painful that could be for them?
>>34150320
Stop being a skelly manlet brah
>>34150329
Do you get to bring friends tho?
>>34150448extremelyorigami
Tried to make it as accurate as possible - quite curious to see what people will respond.
>>34150459
>skelly
Is an 18.8 bmi really skelly nowadays?
t. 18.4 bmi (still consider myself skinnyfat)
>>34150407
top tier advice anon, how do you want me to wear it? flayed into one of those Canadian hats?
>>34150397
Okay, will I have to post pics of myself or anything? Or is it just a pick and choose from styles already there
>>34150511
It's more of a mix and match of styles. You'll figure it out.
>>34150511
I was thinking more in terms of socks
>>34150507
Not really, I was just being facetious
That having been said, especially if you're short you don't also want to be on the skinny side or you will look very non-threatening (aka like a beta cuck)
>>34150568
Alright. Would you consider 181 cm short?
>>34149025
I also own some vintage fedoras and actually look good in them.
>>34150701
>vintage fedoras
>actually look good
Come on, you don't have to lie on the internet..post pic
>>34150733
Picture of me from a recent newspaper article about my organizing activities. Even on /b/ folks are forced to admit that I look good in a fedora when I post my picture.
>>34150646
Should be fine. You're probably taller than most people or at least average unless you live in the netherlands or some country with a tall average
Definitely not too short to be skinny
>>34149025
8.4/10
>>34149033
nudist/10
>>34149115
4.8/10
>>34149546
2.1/10
>>34149549
5.2/10
>>34149649
6.4/10
>>34149668
4.4/10
>>34149688
4.8/10
>>34149704
3.8/10
this is so shitty I don't even care at this point
>not even qt trap, just washout faggot
>>34151004
>those pants
Oh baby
>>34151004
Be my church-burning bf pls
>>34150952
what fuck? 2.1/10? you give me the lowest rating??
explain now. i am not shit!!!
>>34151024
>Oh baby yes
Or
>Oh baby no
>>34151004
Get some chapstick you bastard.
>>34149649
>baker
lad its not 2005 anymore
>>34151062
You wouldn't want me, trust me
>>34151079
A little bit of both
Why isn't this original
Most boring guy alive chiming in
>>34151098
It's not like anyone's kissing them anyways
>>34150952
Can you rate mine anon? >>34150495
>>34151102
Maybe two terrible people go together?
Why do half of you dress like dads?
>>34151105
They're not exactly the ones I have, but I don't know the brand that makes them. Mine have a bunch of zippers all over and straps on the back of the legs
>>34150495
>quite curious to see what people will respond
Nothing apparently so far
Looks good, might want to change the chequered shirts for something else though, they give off a numale / autist vibe
>>34150996
How much bby?
>>34151004
Disgusting desu
>>34151112
Slightly autistic shoes, rest is plain normie
>>34151120
You could use that same excuse for not brushing your teeth, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it though.
>>34151204
I'm 48 years old.
>>34151211
Fucking dope as SHIT
original /supreme/
>>34151265
I'm 86 years old
fuckin scumbag status
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqLQ3s6XWA8
>>34149883
>>34149688
what is that style of shoe? not much of a fashion fag but i pretty much wear button ups and blue jeans and think those would look good with them
>>34151358
hahaha wow jared, that's like, so tight. Wanna listen to odd future and skate after school today? I finally learned how to kick flip
>>34151417
no brits are named jared
also nobody listens to OF or does kickflips its all about awful trap music and no comply variations these days. i like transition more though i just learned bs hurricanes.
>>34151437
The originality is astounding
>>34149025
Me just right now
>tfw dress normie as possible
Normally what I wear, which is also what pretty much everyone at my uni wears as well
>>34150787
For the first time ever on 4 chan, I see someone who actually looks like a normal human wearing a fedora.
>>34150787
I can't believe someone young could pull it off. I guess nothing is impossible.
>>34151574
Young? I'm 48 years old.
This looks good if you're tan.
>>34151363
Dress shoes if formal
Getting non-shiny ones is best for more casual wear though
Just go into any major shoestore and you'll find plenty of them
>>34151363
I believe they are oxfords, or some variety of them.
>>34151609
Zaddy's got money ;)
>>34151601
Is that so? Well, in that case it comes as no surprise. old men can pull off fedoras. Young men cannot, no exceptions.
Rate me: It is winter here in Georgia so I will usually wear dark faded denim jeans, an oxford style button down, a single breasted peacoat, and my Nike Torch 4 running shoes. Accessories include a Nexus 5, a Benchmade 585 knife, and a Springfield XDs (currently my only 9mm, the .40 is just coming out and I'll be getting one soon.)
The jacket, belt and hoodie are a little different but otherwise pretty close.
>>34151557
>le up voting your own post for attention
You look utterly stupid in your fedora and flak jacket.
>>34150495
I love the jacket (I'm the anon with the single-breasted peacoat below). The kicks are pretty sweet too. Not a fan of the shirt or pants.
>>34151665
Hey are you the guy who always orders the nibblers meal at Zaxbys? Extra sauce?
tfw extreme normie hypebeast
How bad is it? Until a month or two ago I exclusively wore clothes my mom bought me from walmart, most of the stuff I'm wearing now is new except for the shoes.
Do I still dress like an autist?
>>34151826
sick fake palace tee bro i love chewing cannons
>>34149025
polish as fuck
originoli
>>34151784
No, I go to Zaxby's a few times per year. Usually get a Wings and Things plate or 5 piece Zak Snak.
What is nibbler guy on the 10 scale?
>>34151620
>oxfords
yeah i like the leather styled ones. look like small boots without all the length.
>>34151890
Except for the pants, you dress just like me (apparently I'm the only robot that carries a gun). I might have a slight amount of Aspergers. The pants are the only thing that says autism to me.
>>34151890
the coat is slightly outdated, and doesn't match the chucks
get an m65 jacket desu
otherwise you look p good
>>34151890
>converse
>those jeans
>that jacket
>>34152130
okay what shoes should I wear then?
also those are chinos not jeans senpai
>>34152165
anything but converse. they make you look like a 15 year old mexican
though I guess I also have been wearing a heavier wool coat as it's fucking winter
>>34152218
don't listen to him anon, the chinos look good
the problem is wearing more casual shoes with a more formal coat
either change the coat to a more casual one, or change the shoes to more formal
>>34152266
Noted - what shoes do you suggest, seeing as like I said my mom dressed me until last month, and I know nothing about any of this?
>>34152036
> the coat is slightly outdated
Nope. Peacoats are classic and will never be outdated. The same goes for the oxford shirt and the chuck taylors. Same with my haircut (I am the anon with the gun above) The under-cut dapper fade will always be in fashion (mine is a little shorter on top... it looks like from 30s).
>>34152313
oh yeah this guy is 100% correct take his word as law
>>34152266
>the chinos look good
I don't think those are chinos. They are cut way to skinny for that. if OP at >>24151890 is wearing some Banana Republic Dawson Chinos (god tier khakis btw) then you would look baller. Also as >>34152266 says, it wouldn't hurt to wear some more formal shoes (leather, the same color as your belt and wallet) if you are going out, but the chuck taylors are great for daytime.
>>34149025
femboybot
>>34152431
learn to crop you doublenigger
>>34152459
Happy anon?
oreg
>>34152508
yes actually thank you for learning
>>34152525
I Forgot anon
>>34149025
Borderline hipster faggot
>>34152376
>>34152313
Anyone who wants a nice haircut like this, if you walk in, tell the stylist you want "an under-cut dapper fade with a hard part). It is classic and will never in your life type not look awesome. Here is what the codes mean:
under-cut: that is that the sides and back are cut short but the top is longer.
dapper fade: the hair right by your part will be the longest and go to the sides and back like the pic above but will be faded into the shorter hair on the side
hard part: They will use their clippers to cut a part into your hair. It makes styling it with a little pomade really easy.
Google that shit desu. Find a pic that you think would look nice on you. It will look good. It will be classic, and you can keep the same haircut until you die while looking great.
gym shorts
tshirt
some shoes i got from a shoe store that kinda look like athletic shoes
sometime a baseball style hat (isn't a baseball hat, just looks like one) i've been wearing since i got it at the age of 5
no jackets because they're annoying to keep up with
jeans are for those with balls small enough to fit inside or those who get off to having their balls choked
use one of my dad's old wallets
galaxy s7 phone that i don't use much
this is comfy attire and i refuse to change out of it. also, haven't bought clothes in years because i don't want to spend money on that
>>34152659
I already get a similar haircut but I don't consider it to be the end-all be-all of hair it's just experiencing a resurgence of popularity in recent years.
bland
>>34152692
I am not claiming it to be the end all be all. I am saying that it is classic and will never be out of style. Us robots tend not to be stylish and that includes me. I research and buy things that are classic. By avoiding things that are a part of a trend, I can avoid buying things that people will think are weird or outdated 5 years from now. By buying classics, I protect my investment and avoid ridicule. Just trying to share some info with my fellow robros so they don't have to waste the time. Oxford shirts, dark denim, chinos, and tame undercuts will always be appropriate. They might not be in fashion, but they will always look good and not be out of fashion.
>>34152800
that's normie teenage clothes 101
>>34152890
i just wear the stuff my rich aunt sends me
>>34152935
tell your aunt you want gift cards so you can spend them on learning some skills (amazon gift cards) instead of some shitty normie tier attire
>>34152935
>i just wear the stuff my rich aunt sends me
Now THAT is normie teenage clothes 101 (provided that it isn't your Aunt Clara sending you a giant pink bunnie suit desu).
>>34149025
This pretty much sums it up.
There's not much variety when you live in a place that's between -10 to -40 everyday for 6 months.
>plus everything I keep in my pockets/always have in hand.
>>34153074
fugg, forgot pic related.100% origionalio
>black t-shirt
>blue straightleg jeans
>black/Grey air maxes
>malcolm x glasses
>LG g3
>Brown leather wallet
>sometimes a black hoodie
Sup, boys and girls!
>>34153108
just know that i silently judge you whenever you wear that attire and i won't be nice to you if you try to interact with me
>>34150022
MUUUUiNTRALLEN
>>34153166
hey, it's about time a nonfaggot arriv---
>guitar
the only thing making him faggot tier
>>34153167
Why would I ever interact with a stranger in public in the first place?
or you know, really be in public.
>>34150093
Nice to see another anon that has a knife as an accessory. Benchmade 585 master race reporting.
>>34153227
why would you wear non-comfy attire if you aren't going to be in public?
>>34153201
Its a bass, bass's are the most robot instrument
>>34149649
>>34151358
Noice boards, mangs
>>34150025
LEATHERMAN MASTER RACE
>>34150329
Nice to see a fellow anon that carries. I hate Glocks though.
>>34153270
Leggings are really comfy son, and my dad sweaters that I find in frenchies used clothing provide a level of comfort not even a real dad could give.
>>34153327
i need definitions for "leggings" and "frenchies used clothing"
>cleaned up my face a little
>started putting more product in my hair
>started wearing a dress shirt and tie with a sweater, jacket, sport coat, or suit over it
>jeans (or khakis) with dress or boat shoes
>MFW A few girls actually smiled and waved at me on campus
Guys..d-do I have a chance?
>>34153357
leggings are a tight pants made from strechy fabric or soft material.
Guy Frenchy's is a Canadian, maybe Atlantic Canadian specific, used clothing store.
>>34153405
Only if you don't sperg out if they ever approach you.
>>34153316
breddy bad-ass desu. You need a better knife though (I recommend a Tom Osbourne design benchmade). I would also recommend using a lazer cutter to engrave the flask with a bad-ass image. Also recommend some flashy "darn tough vermont" boot socks (full-cushion of course). Also new phone.
>>34153419
sounds like something a female would wear, not something a robot would wear
very suspicious
>>34153108
That sweater is super comfy tier.
>>34149025
I dress like a normie, makes my 'tismo/robotness harder to detect has been working for years. people usually mistake my 'tismo for just being antisocial.
>>34153405
>tfw tried to camouflage myself as a normie
>tfw it only made me more susceptible to sperging out
Try your best.
>>34153108
Is that a crack pipe, or a butt plug?
>>34150143
Are your house shoes comfortable? Or are they moccasins?
>>34153605
who says it cant be both?
How do you think I can sneak it into places?actually I fell for the devil's lettuce meme and that's what its for
>>34153451
The benchmades are damn sexy, but I don't want to carry anything too expensive because Canadian, so if I use it (in any capacity, mind you) and it gets spotted by the police, I lose it. Hence, half-priced Buck Ranger. Also the blackberrys are great, I got 4 for 20$ and they survive literally everything with good battery life to boot, and I don't really use apps or anything so its OK there too
>I might try making a flask sleeve to stylize mine up a bit/dremel in something stupid for shits and giggles
>>34153533
I have two just like it, and they are bretty comfy desu.
Most of my shirts for half of the year are just thick knitted sweaters, nordic patterned, or similar to pic related.
>>34153701
>devil's lettuce
Is it a normie drug?
It is part of popular culture with so many different kinds of people praising it, from niggers to edgy teens, it seems as though literally everyone uses it.
>>34153773
Definitely is.
My country is on the verge of legalizing it as well, so it'll be even more normiecore.
but I'd rather smoke a little pot at night then go back to drinking heavily.
>>34153767
Trust me I can relate, I posted >>34150495 and I wear thick knitted sweaters for majority of the year (one of the perks of living in Scotland and the weather being garbage):
>>34149025
i don't think people would take me for a robot
>>34153850
Very nice jacket and boots anon.
>moleskine journal
is that for writing or art?ironically I live in a place called new Scotland, but there is nothing new about the rainy and cloudy, weather when the place isn't covered in three feet of snow
>>34150143
Pretty good desu except for the jeans... They are cut a little too skinny (especially at the bottom). Dig the hair though.
>>34153994
Both, depending on my mood.
I like writing and doodling so it serves as a sort of multi-purpose notebook.
That'd be comfy if you hadn't mentioned the copious amounts of snow... at least it's similar in spirit to the place it's trying to emulate.
>>34150178
>>34150178
you deserve the faggot tag. Try harder unless you are a gay bottom (if that is the case, you are doing it right... keep it up except I would ad suspenders).
>>34149025
>grimes
>bjork
we have a similar music taste anon. I have that kanken backpack in blue too.
>>34153731
>>34153731
I am burger from Georgia. I carry a gun at all times so worrying about the police is strange to me desu. I still recommend the darn tough vermont socks though, especially considering that you are a leaf. Also, flasks must be engraved.
>>34149546
>>34149549
sick watch dude
>>34149688
>>34150025
comfy sweater
>>34153108
I like that sweater a lot
>>34153979
not really a fan of those boots...
>>34150495
boyfriend tier
>>34154245
fuck, this is mine
>>34151890
Looks good over all man. I have a pair of converse that I only wear in the summer because I mainly wear chelsea boots or lace up boots in the fall/winter
>>34154245
the jeans go over the boot, roastie
>>34150025
breddy good my man.
>>34154378
they look very feminine and i dont like the weird buckle over the zipper, the heel of the boot is a little high for my taste in what i like a man to wear
the coat is nice though and i like those glasses
>>34154259
>snuggle tier
>>34153538
are you me
kjhsadjhfdfasd
>>34154259
If you are close to normal weight, would smash. I like your style. 8/10 except autisimo reporting in.
>>34154245
Dude, you are total girlfriend-tier: I'd travel the world to meet someone of your caliber.
>>34154188
If I could CC in Canada, that would be amazing, but that's literally never gonna happen. And those socks look damn good, I need good, durable socks, skateboarding and boots (and skateboarding in boots) puts holes in all my cheapo ones.
>>34154259
>Presto
I'm guessing Toronto? Either way, the hat + 3ds = noice
>>34149025
chink tourist tier
>>34149115
edgemaster
>>34149546
stop
>>34149549
you are probably a stoner
>>34149649
middle school
>>34149668
normie
>>34149688
pretty good w2c shoes my dress shoes are in shit conditio
>>34149712
autistic normie
>>34149854
this is what I expected in this thread
>>34150022
vegabond or stoner
>>34150025
normie
>>34150093
stoner faggot
>>34150178
come on
>>34150329
9.8/10
>>34150495
pretty good normie
>>34150701
jesus dude
>>34150996
fuck off
>>34151004
kek youre okay
>>34151112
mild autism
>>34151358
i like
>>34151508
I detect minor autism
>>34151546
boring normie
>>34151609
boring faggot probably a shitskin
>>34151665
>xd
nice fakeglock
>>34151671
normie
>>34151905
yawn
>>34152226
pretty sure this is like the 4th post with this exact thing
>>34152548
very similar to one of my fits. I have the chippewa x jcrew boots. looking for a fishtail parka
>>34152800
tism normie
>>34153108
fuck off
>>34153166
would hang out with
>>34153316
a touch high on the tism
>>34153979
okay
>>34154259
FUCK off
>>34154614 is me
Somthing like this I guess ?
>>34149712
are you allergic to colors or something?
>>34150022
k I like it but how do u wear bag with that coat
pls enlighten
>>34154893
Found the faggot that knows nothing about guns. To call an XDs a fake glock is retarded. It is 90% 1911. The only thing glockish is the polymer rframe and trigger safety. In reality, the XD line is the modernization ot the the 1911. Fuck off back to /pol/
>>34154710
Darn Tough Vermont socks are 14/10 desu. Literal lifetime warranty. I cannot recommend them enough.