Are you strong enough to lift your mom?

>>34148943
She weighs like 400 lbs so not really.

lmao I'd either have to get her on a diet for years or train for years to be able to do that
>tfw mom isn't hot

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>>34148943
>she has incredible feet but chad will only wreck her holes with his 9 inch chad cock

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>>34148943
>find this fetish exceedingly hot
>don't want to fuck my own actual mom
I suppose that's probably for the best though

>>34149114
your mom would want Chad anyway

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>>34149309
yeah, but thats the way of things. Hopefully I can find a qt milf to bang before I die

>>34148943
no i'm crippled

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>tfw unironically want to fug mom
really sucks desu

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>>34149423
damn, im sorry for but don't blame you senpai.
Try to find a similar looking courgar, you're best bet

>>34149447
where would I even find one, do they go on tinder? or is a dating site my best bet?

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>>34149567
I wish I knew, I'm not much of a Chad myself. I think tinder isn't a bad place to start

Yeah, I can. I dunno if I could fuck her like that tho.

>>34149423
Step 1: Lift
Step 2: Walk around house topless
Step 3: Always compliment/lightly flirt with her
Step 4: Let her touch your body
Step 5: "Accidentally" let her notice your boner
Step 6: Walk around the house full on naked
Step 7: She'll finally talk to you about the "situation"... That you're too late and she's fucking your Chad brother

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No joke my Chad younger brother is always carrying our mom around, and the smile he puts on her face every time...

My mom weighs more than me. I'd probably break something if I tried.

>>34149423
damn those are soome nice mommy tits

>>34150258
How is life as a fuck?

I understand the incest fetish but my mom is so ugly it's hard for me to get the mindset

>tfw I had a hand in creating the chadbrother fetish/meme

>>34150258

lmao cant even imagine

Hello.

I would appreciate it if you didn't post porn on this board. The is a space of comfort and healing for many young men, and images or moving images of pornography can hurt their feelings. Please don't poison their minds any furhter.

>>34151080
There is nothing wrong with the special love between a mommy and her son.

>>34150964
best thing to come out of r9k desu

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yeh dude I even carry her to the bedroom if ya know wat I mean ;)