Has anyone ever successfully become a normie?

I tried and almost died, stick to your robot life OP

>Recently got married 2 years ago
>Loving relationship
>Do what I love for a living and basically work for myself
>Have an apartment, looking into buying a house

Oh shit, I am a normie. Do I have to leave? I like it here

I got married and own a house with my wife.

It's a trap anon, stay a robot. They.will.enslave.you.

>>34148717
yeah I did I guess, why do you ask?

>>34148790
>>34148899
>>34148909
get the fuck you normies.you guys disgust me.

>>34148717
ya some people are turbo normies
like super chad/stacy
and they dont feel like being normie

so they come to r9k
as a joke to shitpost
not /adv/ where there are wannabe normies
or everywhere else aka reddit (even worse) lol

being normie isn't an achievement senpai
if you're a normie your'e lost and you don't even know it

What do I have to do to become a normie?

nobody whos on this site

Come this friday i will find out. Hopefuly i can ascend past my robotics and become a full fledged human.

>>34148717
It's definitely possible brah

If you're short (<6') or ugly though it might not be doable

But if you are a normal human you can do it

I'm 5 foot 8

I did it but that lifestyle is dull and boring so I'm back to where I really belong

>>34148977
get a job, move out of your parents, get laid every week, but to do that is easy to say than done.

>>34148717
Trick question. If you've successfully become a normie you shouldn't be here.

>>34148717
board is full of normies and past normies

>>34148717
I pretend to be happy 100%. In fact, I've doone it so long, when I work I'm literally in "happy mode" and its easy as shit. feels good and everyone loves it

>>34148717
I have. It's tiring, especially when you're used to being in bed 24/7, not worrying about anyone calling your phone and not feeling like you have to keep relationships going.

Both rewarding and exhausting.

>>34149703
I'm actually really anxious right now because it's Saturday night and I have no plans. I shouldn't have to go out if I don't want to but I feel like I'm failing myself if I don't.

>>34148717
Why would you even want to become a normie? Normal life is boring, stick to do what you like, it's not worth it.