Attractive robots only

>>34144517
because schizoid/avoidant. next question?

i rreally like being a lazy piece of shit

>>34144517
Best and only friend died at an early age never had any friends after moved a lot and well I have BPD if you think its a meme then you can just call me crazy.

>>34144517

Anxiety and depression do exist, Cletus, you just need to get over them, since they won't go away unless you do.

Dumb and ugly. Should have died at birth but somehow didn't.

>short
>fat
>balding
>no self confidence

I mean I could obviously not be fat which im doing atm but the confidence part sucks, the worst thing is i've never had trouble with girls even now I get hit on, I just spaghetti and as soon as theres any sexual tension I cant look at the person its with.

>>34144517
>Anxiety and depression don't exist

Literally the most meme bait ever, OP's a shitposting sperg as usual

>>34144517
Because I'm a coward and I have no ambition besides video games.

I have an audio-eidetic memory so I never forget anything I've ever heard and it fucking sucks when talking to people.

>>34144517
Too fucking stupid to notice girls hitting on me

>>34144586
>>34144627
>self diagnosed depression victims try to defend their made up excuse as to why they are pathetic

You guys always make me laugh

I don't like other people.
origianelli

>>34144627
>anxious and depressed attractive people are robots

>>34144517
because apathy is real

>>34144769

You can always go and get diagnosed from a licensed professional, Cletus. You are being edgy on 4chan, I know, but I speak from personal experience when I say that the solution is to just power through it. Leftists think they can be awarded special privileges because of their inferiorities, and it's sickening.

>>34144517
ever since i was 12 this has been happening to me

>like a girl
>she seems to like me back
>over the next few weeks she displays more and more signs of liking me
>like her even more
>everyone is telling me to do something because the girl clearly likes me
>muster the courage to do something about it
>she rejects me or starts ignoring me or starts being cold to me before i get to the point of asking her out or something
>my heart shatters and i never know why she did it and what went wrong
>feel like absolute shit and get a chunk of my confidence ripped out along with the faith in my judgement

This has happened 7 fucking times to me since i was 12. All 7 girls i was 99% sure like me, and i fucking adored them. And at one point they just start being cunts to me or start doing stuff to indicate they dont want me around anymore.
AND I NEVER KNOW WHY THE FUCK THEY DO THAT AND EVERY TIME IT DESTROYS MY CONFIDENCE.
AND THEN WHEN AFTER A FUCKING YEAR OR TWO I REGAIN SOME OF IT THE SAME FUCKING SHIT HAPPENS AND NOW ITS BASICALLY GONE AND I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING ABOUT A GIRL LIKING ME AND IM A 21 YEAROLD 6'4" CHAD LOOKING BUFF MOTHER FUCKING LOSER THAT NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP IN HIS LIFE OR FUCKED A GIRL OR FELT INTIMATE WITH A GIRL.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF MY APPEARANCE IF GET TRICKED BY WOMEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND HAVE MY CONFIDENCE STEPPED AND PISSED ON BY EVERY GIRL I EVER WANTED TO BE WITH

>>34144517
Because i absolutely refuse to get a job. And since job=money and money=means and means=freedom and freedom=opportunities to socialize i dont have the chance to be anything else BUT robot.

I still occasionally get invited somewhere by normies, they even offer to pay for me but i wouldnt feel comfortable like that so i refuse.

And das my story.

>>34144826
>diagnosed by a professional

Lets see

>feel a bit shitty for a week because something "bad" happened
>be all frowny and moody
>tell mommy you're sad
>mommy takes you to the special doctor
>you immediatelly feel even shittier because you are now at the doctors because of your special kind of saddness
>doctor tells you youre depressed and tells you to take some meds
>those things wont sell on their own you know, doctors need to convince stupid children they need the meds
>you are now taking meds AND you had a doctor tell you you're depressed
>your feel of depression intensifies just based on those 2 facts and now your imaginary depression is nicely stuck in your head because your pills and your "doctors diagnose" are there to remind you that you had a bad week once and are now terminally ill

Fucking do everyone a favor and kill yourself since you clearly have it so bad unlike all the other people on the planet that never have anything bad happen to them.

>attractive
>robot
Nope, you're a failed norm (very different than robot) at best. Robots can only be ugly, so ugly in fact that even their own family members look at them with contempt. Being a robot is like being a living, breathing cyst: everyone wants you gone, you are wholly undesirable. Stop stealing our identity and stop invading our board.

>>34144517
I think I'm like a 6/10. So thats why, also after i lost my virginity(in grade 11) I lost pretty much all my flirting skills and slowly became a social retard. I became depressed and introverted, its very sad.

>>34144801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu9MPRzpEbQ&t=4s

here you go

>>34144517
was a neet for years
I don't want to settle.

I missed out on a lot of opportunities when I was a teenager. That me me insecure as hell and the fact that I overthink a lot doesn't help either. I also found out I was adopted when I was ten years old which had me end up at the psych for a year and I can't say I gained much confidence back then.
I guess I could date an average girl, maybe even someone attractive but I'm so far down the rabbit hole that I ended up losing my virginity to an escort after high school.

>>34145147

Woah, calm down there Mr. Inbred Cletus. Take up your problem with mainstream society and the medical industry, not me. Point is, you say anxiety and depression are not real yet many people feel the effects and the general population, supported by the medical industry, disagrees with you. Calm your autism and drink bleach if you're this much of a weak little prick that you get this buttblasted at someone disagreeing with you, Mr. Inbred Cletus.

Remember, the solution is to get over your problems, so man up and do it!

>>34144517
>>34144531
99lO33BN

>>34145065
>I still occasionally get invited somewhere by normies, they even offer to pay for me but i wouldnt feel comfortable like that so i refuse

HAHAHAHAHAHA get the fuck out of here dude.

>>34145478
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>>34145498
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More or less, I don't particularly enjoy the company of others. I get laid because I'm attractive, but outside of sexual encounters, I do not enjoy the company of women.

I honestly think that it's because I neglected to do things that might have made me friends early on at uni, and continue to do so. In high school I had the same 3 friends the whole time, none of them graduated so I went to uni all by myself. I'm to scared and lazy to make friends. I just avoid socializing altogether. Whenever I talk to someone I can't help but want them to leave me alone as soon as it happens. Guess I just belong alone. I'm just trying to enjoy uni without friends. Maybe I'll end up with a gf somehow. Maybe.

>>34144966
Man are you me? The same has happened to me, too - almost exclusively just that. Let's face it anon, we're doomed to a lonely live as long as women do this kind of shit (turns out people call this shit "ghosting" now wtf). I feel you m8.

I would say on a good day I peak around 8/10

I'm a robot because I was a fat kid dressed by mum until a few years ago, and once you've had such a long time to observe people and society from a losers perspective you really lose faith in people. I am also somewhat of a nihilist and quite introverted, though through working in hospitality I've learnt how people like to make.conversation. Sometimes at work I'll skip up and start acting weird as if I were talking to online friends and I get told I'm weird by normie co-workers. I feel like I get given slack because I'm unashamed and reasonably attractive.

A lot of women just want to have sex with me because I have an attractive face, am reasonably tall, have good bant, and am slightly muscular, but have no interest in me as a person. I'm sure once they knew me they'd be less interested.

All I really want to do each day is play Vidya and guitar, watch YouTube, browse 4chan and steam, chat to online friends, etc. IRL socialising is expensive and socially draining.

>>34144517
parents are extremely conservative muslims who would explode if they find out I have a gf or have had premarital sex or have drunk alcohol, so I have to stay away from those

at least until I move out

so many girls wanted me too throughout the years

>>34145457
>Remember, the solution is to get over your problems, so man up and do it!

You should tell that to the pussies with the victim complex that claim they have anxiety and depression then.
And you are pretty shitty at arguing, which is something you clearly think you're good at and sound like such an obnoxious child if you honestly believe that by calling me "Cletus" and an inbred and saying how im buttblasted will result in anything besides me pitying how pathetic you are.

>>34145827

I'm mocking you and it's clearly working, Mr. Inbred Cletus. You're projecting really hard here. Calm down your autistic and get over yourself, stupid little snarky prick. You are being edgy on 4chan. Most people disagree with you, but I do agree with you that the solution is to get over it. You're annoying and nobody is ever going to listen to you, especially since you go on the edgiest possible place to say it.

I'm clearly not shitty at arguing since you keep getting owned and then you keep sperging out, haha.

>>34145928

calm down your autistic tangent* oops, my bad

>>34145928
>you're being edgy on 4chan
>proceed to write a wall of text trying to insult me

Kk kiddo

>>34146088

You made an edgy thread and then proceeded to be an edgy sperg throughout your own thread. It's all on you, little faggot.

>>34144517
ALL THE ROBOTS THAT CLAIM TO BE ATTRACTIVE, POST YOUR FACES.

>>34144517
Because my mom is mentally ill and tearing our house apart. She broke two windows just this month. She's broken four doors and every window screen in the house on purpose in her fits of rage. She is a hoarder, an abusive mother, bipolar and a danger to herself and others. Bipolar is a meme to normies, but in this case it's real. She has driven through our front lawn in a manic fit after we tried to block her car in the drive way. Her mood changes seasonally, her mother was the same way.

>5'4 manlet
>skinny
>balding

I can't stand socialising. I have no need for friends. Getting laid with guys is easy as fuck as they get straight to the point, girls are fucking irritating in all the shit you have to put up with before you can fuck them. I always used to think I wanted a gf but since I actually decided to put effort into getting one I've realised it's a total fucking chore.

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I usually get rated 6-7, but sometimes I get higher if I'm lucky, I can't comprehend it myself.

I just say I'm at least above average to not sound like a 100% faggot.

I'm at least a cyborg with my social anxiety since it's quite strong.

>>34144517
I have a spooky face.

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>>34146602
Consider me already sp00ked

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Am I attractive robots?

>>34146117
No, this isn't /soc/.

>>34144517
I usually get 7-8 when I'm drunk and bored enough to post on /soc/ and people on /r9k/ tell me I don't belong here when I've posted.

Thing is, I used to be fat, and I'll never be able to relate to women after the way I treated me, especially because literally the exact same women who rejected me back then have come onto me in recent times.

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>>34146677
You look like a darker, uglier version of me with a messed up nose

>>34146925
>JUST hairline
>shitty facial hair
>awful undefined jawline
>wonky unsymmetrical face

>>34144531
be my handsome 21st century schozoid man bf

>>34147024
As if im not aware of all those things.
And yet i have women hitting on me pretty often, so i gotta be doing something right.
And btw i can grow a full beard i just shave every 2 days because i hate facial hair.

>>34144517
I have masturbated only to abnormal porn my entire life and I have zero sexual desire to be with a living person. I am a complete normalfag otherwise.

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DEEPRESHUN IS JUST A MIFF CREEAYTID BY MAYNSTREEM MEEDIUH

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Because I'm an INFP faggot who wants to form an intimate relationship with someone but I never will because feminism taught women that you should just fuck any guy you see.

>>34147477
Why would that stop you from getting an intimate relationship?

>>34144517

I'd be Chad averagecock if I lost more weight

Still looking pretty decent now though

>>34146798
And soc is not r9k.
>go to r9k and make r9k face rate thread
>told to fuck off to soc
>go to soc and post r9k face rate thread
>get told to fuck off to r9k
You just can't win

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Yo. The only attractive niqqa right here
Just check my pointy points

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>>34148730
Fuck sake stupid camera flip reee.

>>34144517
I don't know if I'm attractive but I consistently get rated 6-8 when I go to /soc/, though I feel like people there flatter/don't know attractiveness and rate higher because they want to look nicer so other people rate them highly.

That said, I think I have a personality flaw, or just a lack of social skills. A lack of material things and independence too but I've seen people get bfs/gfs without all of that

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>>34146925
Fuck off hope you get aids. You don't understand pain.