>it's a severe constipation episode

>>34144323
Shit in my fucking mouth you faggot

>>34144323
massage your colon heavily or try an enema with mild tea

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who /NoPoop2017/ here

This happens to me all the time and once it gets passed a week I usually shart myself unexpectedly

>>34144433
fucking hell, thats disgusting

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>it's a 'the massive constipation turd is massaging your prostate' episode

>>34144323

>constipated but poop is always soft

I hate this

>>34144323
time for round two, just had a cup of coffee and took a couple paracetamol, wish me luck boys.

>>34144323
I only get that when I eat too much cheese

I just enema and things are golden.