>be robot, 24, KHHV
>meet girl online
>by some miracle i manage to make her my gf
>happier than i've ever been before
>go to her house for the second time ever, after our third date
>see her mum
>she likes me
>we start shagging in her garage
>her mom comes in
>jump back because of reflexes, rock solid dick clearly showing
>her mom is clearly shocked and goes away
>akwardly go to leave
>her mom is there
>"g-goodbye"
>she is shaken up about it
Kee in mind that her dad died 6 months ago, so her mom is concerned that her daughter will date some piece of shit and make her a single mom or something. I really like her so I have no intention of doing that, but from her mom's perspective I just creampied her just days after meeting her
I don't want to lose her, lads, i am sure that i will never get another chance. How can i fix this glaring problem without just being a nigger and never going to her house again? I'm shaking and kind of crying right now.
>inb4 normie reee
be urself bruh :-)
>>34143029
Just don't bring it up and keep acting normal. If your gf or her mother want to talk about it they'll bring it up themselves
Doing anything cringy to try and fix things will only make it worse.
Normies have a pretty good capacity for dealing with these kinds of situations, it won't be a major issue unless you make it one
>>34143029
Now you have to fuck her mom too. She saw your dick
>>34143484
This is solid advice
originalcommentbl0x
>>34143029
oh lawd have moicy
dey done seen yo cocky doodle
sweez jeez prey fogibness
or, you know, stop giving a shit and refuse to give a shit when idiots give a shit
You're not a robot. Never were. A robot doesn't just find a gf online. Norman does that. Robros don't even have time for that in between porn addiction, shitposting, and vidya.
Your problem is a literal non-problem. You're concerned about, "Not being a nigger?" Then 'don't be a nigger', you /pol/ack normie cunt. Wow, problem solved.
Fuck you.
>>34143721
>implying every single robot on this board wouldn't love to have a qt gf
The hard part is finding them
>>34144230
Opie is a degenerate who fucked his gf in the garage with her mom in the house.
How old is she OP? Original