Genetic Misfortune General

I'm stuck with an extremely inconsistent and rangey voice. One day I sound like James Earl Jones the next day I sound like Billy Crystal.

It does give me a good range when singing though

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>>34141323
I have pretty good facial genetics but my soft nerdy lisped voice ruins everything

>tfw have a resting asshole face and constantly come across as a dick through my voice
>Actually nice albeit socially awkward

>>34141366
Fucking hell I know tf m8. What is with this?

>tfw some days I think I sound really cool and deep, and then others I sound like a 45 y/o screechy woman

>face turns into a monster whenever I smile

A-at least my voice is OK

>big hips

there is NOTHING worse than this if you're a guy

Every time I look in the mirror I wish I was dead, fuck my life

I'm a
Voicelet
Manlet
Dicklet
God basically told me to fuck off and never think of reproducing

>>34141323
if you have a high voice you can practice and make your voice a little lower and sound normal. most black people have soprano voices yet still talk in a lower register. it sucks having a low voice, the only songs you can sing are old cowboy tunes. all i want to do is sing modern music and autotune it, but I can't even do that