>implying you ever had a fucking chance

why the fuck would you take a girl out to Hooters

Who on their right mind would go to a hooters for a first date

>>34141074
insurance policy. if nothing happens, at least you got to be entertained by hot women all night so it wasn't a complete bust.

>going to a glorified dive bar as a date
ehhhhhh...

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>>34141078

The kind requiring you to discretely ask employees for help.

>>34141042
what if a man orders an angel shot?

>>34141168
Then you get arrested for being a patriachy enabling shitlord.

>>34141168
he get's airhorned at by bespectacled women.

>>34141264
that sounds hot desu [original]

>>34141042

How does this work exactly?

You ask for an angel shot and the gu6 gets arrested for rape?

>go to date
>guy says "let's split the bill"
>order an angel shot
>get escorted to car

>>34141042
>hey dudettes we came up with a super secret code to save you from rapists
>make an article about it

how dumb can normies get?

>>34141334
At least publicly shamed.
"Eeeew this guy sounded like Chad on Tinder but he is a fucking roooobot!"

>>34141334
the waitress goes to the back to bring out a fresh and horny Chad for the poor woman while the beta loser gets escorted off the premises

>>34141370
It's more virtue signalling than anything. As if a white guy would rape a girl just right there, in a crowded place.
She can just leave at all times without having a beta white knight help her open the heavy car door.

>>34141042
>around the world
literally american thing.

men need their own code to signal for help on a bad date. maybe go up to the bar and ask for a roastie beef sandwich.

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>>34141042
>we are so all about feminism and womyns rights
>a bar that's based on girls in skimpy clothes whoring around for men to stick around longer and spend more money

???

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>>34141334
>you show up, say hello
>she notices you're not Chad, gets mad
>orders "angel"
>the police arrives, you get tased for attempted rape
>they tase you for too long and you go into cardiac arrest
>your senpai sees on TV that you're a horrible rapist that was fortunately neutralized by courageous police officers
>on the other side Chadiel, Bradiel and Thadiel laugh at you for dying a khv, other beings laugh, your tutor tries to not laugh but fails, then recommends you to reincarnate immediately
>right before the amnesia hits you, you notice that your tutor programmed your reincarnation in africa, you see his laughing face and pass out into your next life

>>34141508
that's exactly why they put up the sign
To protect women who whore around in skimpy clothes from rape so they can continue to do so.

Not about feminism and shit

>>34141042
>Stacy replies to your clevery written post
>Ask her out on a date
>Joke about taking her to hooters
>She agrees to it
>Meet her the next day
>She is acting odd
>Hehe she must be shy or have autism just like me, how cute
>She orders angel shots
>The waitress is looking at you with disgust
>Waitress whispers something to stacy
>Stacy asks to go to the bathroom
>All the sudden two bouncers approach you
>Get out dude, you are totally making the girl feel uncomfortable bro
>You argue with them until one of them twists your wrist and drags you out
>He tells you that they already contacted police
>The next morning you see your face on creep posters
>In the evening you get a call from police asking you to come to the station in a week

Why would you not just leave? Why do women have to make everything so goddamn complicated?

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>>34141675
>they send you a bill for the drinks
>2 angel shots
>$750 plus gratuity

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>>34141706
Apparently they will fucking arrest you if it turns out you're not chad.

>2017
>not completely giving up

>>34141735
>Yeah hello, I'd like to report an emergency
>A Tinder whore isn't 100% satisfied with her date

>>34141735
>with ice: your bartender will call an uber or lyft for you

where the completely unvetted criminal driver who has NO INSURANCE and NO BACKGROUND CHECK will take to you a field and rape you.

>>34141735
>or even just a bit weird

yea better call the fucking cops

>>34141927
i'd like to hear that 911 call

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>hi Stacy!!
>Of course "I'm" not allowed to dress my own way at work
>Nor am I allowed to feel uncomfortable when men make gross advances at me
>But by all means Stacy
>If you're at any point feeling unsafe on your date
>Simply order this insanely unassuming drink at the bar
>And we'll make a huge fucking scene

Normies with their mental gymnastics

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>>34141042
What happens if I order an angel shot as a man who has a female date?

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>>34141508
There's a schism in feminism between people who are sex-positive and sex-negative. Sex-positive believe manipulating people by using their female bodies is a strength. I pretty much agree with them. Sex-negative people think that depicting the body like that is immodest and degrading to women, because it "objectifies them".

Say what you want but there ARE modern feminists who think being a whore is good for women, because it proves they're powerful. That's the kind of feminist weirdo who would work at a hooters.

>>34142009
he still gets arrested

>>34142009
They'd probably tell you to fuck off because men are always the aggressors of course how did you not know that you and your patriarchy.
In all seriousness though, they probably would turn you down. Gender "equality" my ass.

Only /r9k/ would act like protecting women from rape or assault is something to joke about...

>>34141042
this is cringy virgue signalling and nothing more. This isn't a safety thing, they don't need to protect women, this is solely so Hooters can shout to the world "LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE AND FEMINIST WE ARE!"

>>34141042
It actually boggles my mind that women are okay with going on dates to Hooters as long as the guy is Chad.

>>34141960
The bartender makes the call, flling the blanks that "with lime" leaves with his imagination.

>>34142053
>sex negative
Fuglies rationalizing the amazing feat of female inceldom as "political lesbianism".

>sex positive
Sluts. Don't you dare not bein a chad, though. Then it's objectification.

>>34141960
>911, what is your emergency?
>She ordered an angel shot! With lime!
>We've traced the call and a squad car is on the way.

>>34141867
they tried to create an all-women Uber service because of MUH RAPE CULTURE
Apparently it folded because they couldn't find any female drivers. That darn patriarchy again, """forcing""" women to not take shitty jobs

>>34142093
see >>34142122
This has nothing to do with protecting women, it's just virtue signalling. How often do you think a woman got raped in the middle of a Hooters restaurant? How often does a woman get into a situation where she needs to call 911, doesn't have her cell phone, and can't just tell the bartender "hey call 911 cuz this guy is literally raping me"?

>>34142235
>5 cruisers show up
>guns drawn
>anon riddled with bullets from every angle
>"well he didn't look like his profile pic I guess and I dont know I just felt a little weird"

>>34142053
>>34141508
"sex positive" feminism only works one-way, btw. Like they want to legalize prostitution for prostitutes, but still keep it illegal for men to pay for sex. They don't want to shame strippers, but will still shame men for going to strip clubs

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>>34141735
>roastie will actually get you arrested and labeled as a sex offender if you don't meet her expectations

Congrats, Americucks, you fucking blew it.
Now the rest of the world is going to copy you like they always do.
I hope you're happy.

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>>34141536
Kektschinksky

>>34141141
Good image kek

>>34141042
Women are purposely setting up bad dates so they can order an angel shot that gets the bouncers to pull some guy out of a bar by the back of his shirt. Women crave attention in any form and all this is doing is encouraging them to fuck with men. Some poor sob like us is getting a date for the first time in his like and because he is too autistic to realize these women are just fucking with him for attention he will be humiliated by some whore.

>>34143053

It's the world we live in. The wisest move when you realize the game is rigged against you is to not play at all.

>>34141042

Who the fuck takes a girl to Hooters on a date?

The wings are mediocre at best and the only reason to go is to ogle at the bitches.

>>34141536
I fucking hate when this happens

Are you people retarded? No one is getting arrested unless something serious happens. There ARE men out there who may make a woman uncomfortable on a date. They aren't expecting to get raped in the middle of the restaurant, but walking back to the car, especially if it's at night could be a problem if the dude has some issues

>>34141042
>take hooters to girl for first date?
>just crazy enough to work

>>34141735
KEK i fucking hate woman so damn much

>>34143830
t. hooters ceo

If your tinder date takes you to fucking Hooters, you should just walk straight to the bar to get the angel shot.

Ps. Doesn't telling everyone about the angel shots sorta nullify the point of them being a discreet way to bail/call the cops?
Pps. Could a man order an angel shot?

>>34141735
they won't arrest you, you stupid delusional cunt

>>34141735
>driving to the bar

how about women act like adults and just tell their tinder date it isn't going to work out instead of passive aggressively ditching?

"he found out I'm just here for a free meal, better angel shot it!"
"he was disgusted by my fat folds, ONE ANGEL SHOT PLEASE!"
"looks like I have to pay for what I ordered... ANGEL SHOT ONEGAI KUDESAI"

>>34144011
Even if I rape them?

Checkmate atheists.

>>34142326
medium level Kek

>>34141042
When are they putting up signs in the men's restroom for a secret code to spike your date's drink with roofies?

>>34141042
Pretty soon they're literally going to arrest physically unattractive men for even asking out women.

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Oy veeeey... You goys are looking at this the wrong way!
>order a shitload of expensive stuff/drinks
>hire a hooker or something to go on a date with you at hooters or something
>tell her you'll pay for it
>tell her to order an angel shot at the end "IT'S REALLY GOOD!"
>they escort you out
>don't have to pay a single shekel
Thanks for the free meal, Hooters(tm)!

what exactly do women want gender relations to look like in 30 years?

hyperbolic answers accepted, but i bet you guys can imagine something more plausible

>>34144204
They want gender relations to be them married to Chad while he dedicates all of his time and money to her and her kids from a previous relationship.

>>34141735
>making a woman feel a bit weird on a date warrants calling the police
And the exact same people unironically wonder why Elliot Rodger did what he did.

>>34141498
>maybe go up to the bar and ask for a roastie beef sandwich
made me kek anon, have a YOU

>>34143700
I took my mom to Hooter's on a date

>>34144294
That must have been awkward

>>34144316
she ordered an angel shot and got me kicked out

>>34141141

>that comic
lol that guy was such a sperg
>slapped her on the ass & told her coworkers she was his gf

>>34142438
Brits were actually the ones who started this, Muhammad.

What kind of fucking moron takes a girl to a Hooters for a date in the first place? Never mind the whore waitresses, the food is shitty sports bar tier garbage that will give even the most steely guts a bad case of explosive diarrhea.

>>34144405
cool dudes take their women to hooters you beta bitch

>>34144393
was actually the swedes ahmed

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>>34141780
well done

mootblocksz

>>34141042
I'm going to fucking kill myself, great world we live in.

>>34144204

They want to fuck Chads wantonly with no consequences whenever they want according to their rules. They want anyone who isn't Chad to disappear.

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>>34141735
>Women are incapable of walking to their vehicles, calling an Uber or calling the police

Why am I not surprised that this exists?

>>34144509
>splitting hairs between Northern Mohammedians and Southwestern Mohammedians

kek ok Abdullah

I'm still astounded how out of touch with reality robots are that they are still getting mad about this weeks after it first became news.

This isn't "girl gets awkward guy arrested for no reason" you fucking retards. It's "girl can get back to her car or get home if guy turns out to be a fucking violent stalker."

The fact that you guys self-impose your awkward 5'7" beta selves into the situation just to create yet another victimhood for yourselves really speaks volumes.

>>34143053
Do you have any evidence at all for this or are you condemning people for something that you imagined in your head?

>>34144393
>>34144509
mehmet pls, it was the germans

>>34144720
>not imagining the worst possible scenario so you can no longer be disappointed

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>>34141735
>Bartender will leave the bar because you can't take care of yourself
This can't be real.

>>34143053
>>34143688
>I create imagined scenarios where I am the victim because I get off on feeling wronged where no wrong exists

>be male and go to prison
>get raped daily by XX people
>nobody gives a modicum of fuck

>be roastie and arrange date out of your own free will with someone you (hopefully) spoken at lenght before
>society will literally provide a way for you to escape the situation should it be even slightly stressful or :weird:

Nice going society, i cant wait for the day normies get randomly stabbed or shot on sight and wonder why.

>>34141168
He gets laughed at

>>34144682
so any guy that is not "chad" okay got it roastie

>>34144722
Either way it wasn't Americans who invented it so go back to your falafel cart

>>34144682
your post make me think that as more robots are made and drop off the market the remaining pool of men is higher proportions of nega-chad predators

this situation is very amusing to me i shall laugh on it for a time

>>34144887
Thanks for demonstrating the imagined victimhood exactly the way I described it.

>>34141735
What if I just want to drink an angel shot?

>>34144682
>This isn't "girl gets awkward guy arrested for no reason" you fucking retards. It's "girl can get back to her car or get home if guy turns out to be a fucking violent stalker."

The problem is you're assuming they won't think the awkward guy is a violent stalker.

just remember, all women are children. the sooner you realize this, the least issues you will have in your life.

children can't think for themselves. they can throw a tantrum at any time. they are not responsible with money, and can't be responsible for their acts.

>>34144926
wow sarcasm, now fuck off

>>34141042
Give up on women until you can stand on your own and feel good enough in your own skin to be able to love women for what they are.
Women will NEVER save you.

>>34141867
Actually from my experince Uber drivers are way less shady than your average Taxi driver

>>34144956
>>34141735
There is nothing discreet about calling the police. I dont know what these women envision but it wont be Seal Team 6 extraction operation for miss roastie. It'll be two police officers upset that they have to respond to this horseshit barging into Hooters looking for witness/victim statements and probably to put someone in handcuffs.

The language in this sign almost encourages women to try it and absolve them of any consequences for doing so.

>>34144956
Why are you so upset? You create a scenario in your head where you're being wronged and you're getting mad because of that imagined scenario even though you haven't been wronged and you have no reason to be getting mad. And then you get pissy when people call you out on it?

>go do bar
>be man
>ask barmaiden to get angel shot to me and a girl
>she look to me as funny
>what i do i say
>she say angel shot is to woman
>a woman do feel not safe to get to home from you
>i saw what i do??
>she give to me a beer and tell me go
>my woman date do go away
>'oh no'! i say
>where do she go
>??
>i go back see a barmaiden
>i ask her what do my woman date do?
>she say i dont know and walk away
>i drink a beer and wonder
>hmm

>>34144941
At least you can say no to children for basically anything they ask and if you keep it cool enough nobody will question you unless you live in some gay part of America.
Meanwhile, say no to a woman and you'll suddenly see everyone around you thinking you're the worst guy in the universe.

>>34141042
Who the fuck takes a chick to Hooters in the early "roofie" stages of a relationship?

>>34141042

ITT: permavirgins getting ass-blasted over something they'll never have to worry about. Kek.

>>34144929
The problem is you're assuming they will because you want to feel like a victim.

>>34141042
Also why the fuck do women need a code to ask for help? Just ask the bartender

>>34144995
you do know that stupid sign applys to akward men in general regardless of wether its a "real" scenario or not

thats why it bothers me cause im akward and i get seen as a violent stalker cause of it

but chad would just be seen as normal.

>>34144929
Fucking this.

>>34144941
I still can't wrap my head around how women can be competent doctors and lawyers one second and children the next.

>>34144991
look tell it to that other poster i was talking to not me man

>>34145059
No, I'm open to the possibility because it's funny.

>>34145023
That's what this entire thread is and it's what every thread about it for the past two weeks has been. Basement dwellers feeling persecuted for imagined wrongs because they've so strongly internalized a hate against women that they'll do anything to justify that hate, even if the justification is completely imaginary.

>>34145093
I know I accidentally quoted you

>>34145048
we know its a fact were not "assuming" anything retard

>>34145068
Buddy, if people see you as a violent stalker, you've probably got a little bit more than a social awkwardness going on.

>>34141141
>>34142638
>>34144349
I missed this--is this archived somewhere?

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>>34144682
>>34144782
>>34144926
>>34144995
>>34145048
>dude don't victimize yourself, women wont ever abuse this system lmao
>>(s)he says, mouth full of nigger cum, as women proceed to use this "system" to justify a gender-wide victim complex

I love how all you smarmy liberal feminists/whiteknights wholly embrace this doublethink without pause.

>dude, women and men are totes equals, ok?!? feminism! feminism! FE MUH NIZ UM! lmao
>dude we need a special system for women who go on dates with Chad from tinder cuz maybe they might change their minds and women are too delicate and special and puerile to order an uber on their own fucking phone lmao

yes, keep on chiding men for "victimizing themselves" when its women who do it on a larger scale; all while perpetuating this lie that "women and men are like so totes equal; my Feminism professor Dr. Vaginaberg said so"

>>34144985
This. They're mostly middle aged or older white guys who wanna drive and meet people
Taxi drivers are always asshole poo-in-loos who try shady shit to get more money

>>34145124
If it's a fact then you should be able to demonstrate it with sources. Please do that. I'll wait.

>>34145102
it is real to us

guess why? its real for men and women will abuse it

>>34145102
as much as robots hate roasties, I still think roasties hate robots even more. you're average fella on /r9k/ has not been treated well by women. whether its deserved or not, that depends, but Worst Case Scenario isn't just part of your average robot's imagination...they've often lived it.

>>34145134
oh so im yer buddy now?

no go on whats wrong with me then? you tell me?

>>34145102
>women "imagine wrongs" against them and invent an entire ideology plus "secret bartender code system" for it: u go gurl, haha, im gonna reblog this, fuck those creepers!
>men notice this and complain about it: DUDE WHY ARE YOU PERSECUTING YOURSELF OK THIS IS NOT COOL, MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUALS AND WE TOTALLY DON'T CODDLE AND SPOIL WOMEN NOWADAYS YOU FUCKING CREEPY INFERIOR NOT-A-REAL-MAN

inb4 you reply with more liberal nu-logic

>>34145150
finally thank you for telling that naive poster off

does Hooters pay for the ride home? can a roastie show up to hooter's with her luggage on a """date""", order an angel shot, then get a free ride to her "home"(aka the airport).

>>34145164
why bother you wouldent read it anyways and just claim were being victims still regardless of what links i post.

>>34145101
meant for >>34145048

>muh original comment

>>34145182
>as much as robots hate roasties, I still think roasties hate robots even more. you're average fella on /r9k/ has not been treated well by women. whether its deserved or not, that depends, but Worst Case Scenario isn't just part of your average robot's imagination...they've often lived it.
Normalfaggots doing damage control ITT literally cannot comprehend that.

It'd be like you or I trying to fathom the existence of being a nigger in 1952 Birmingham Alabama. Everyone else would say "aw them niggers are just plain whinin, they got it good"

same with when robots complain about the treatment we receive at the hands of roasties/women

>>34145202
oh they will they said they would "wait"

what the fuck is wrong with people like that one poster? brainwashed liberals baka famlia.

>>34145235
>my victimhood is purely imagined but it's okay because if it wasn't I'm sure you wouldn't read the sources anyway

You're pathetic

must be tough being a women in the dating game

you spend all day denying 70 tinder matches, not responding

then you go on a date to get a free meal, and this bastard tries to converse with you while your taking instagram pictures of your food

good thing you can file charges and have him arrested for a 48 hour period without evidence

>>34145134
Case in point.

>if I think you're a creepy serial killer, then you must be a creepy serial killer!

>>34144682
how will anyone know if a guy is a fucking violent stalker before they leave the bar

like those kinds of things tend to reveal themselves outside the public eye at which point it's too late to drive back to the bar and order your angel shot

how many assaults etc are actually occurring on the bar's property and not outside (when it would be too late for this in the first place)

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>dude robots and men are just "imagining their victimhood" lmao
>dude women are justified in their victimhood complex even though men and women are equal ok lmao

What does it take to start thinking like this?

Was this cuck raised by a single mother, or was he just broken by the liberalized public school system?

>>34145276
its not imagined im a native american so fuck yer im a fake victim shit

like i said even if i posted facts and sources you would do what you just did there and whine on

so you just proved me right.

>>34141042
What happens if a girl just orders that without knowing the code? Wouldn't that be awkward?

>>34145330
be careful anon they might call you pathetic if you try to reason with them.

>>34141735
Honestly, this seems reasonable. It's a pretty good way to ensure that women can get help. Granted they do so responsibly.

>>34145150
>women wont ever abuse this system lmao

made me laf tbqh with you family

>>34145182
>as much as robots hate roasties, I still think roasties hate robots even more.

Women actually spend negligible time thinking about robots. Robots, on the other hand, define themselves by their lack of contact with women.


>>34145251
>the treatment we receive at the hands of roasties/women

Your inability to attract a girlfriend does not constitute abuse by women.

>>34145368
im so betting that if even one tiny detail is off about a man on a date they will abuse that system

>>34143830
This. I've been to plenty of bars and have been friends with people who seriously don't know to act normally around people. Of course, this is why bouncers exist. God bless those bear-mode men.

>>34145421
thats not what they meant

they mean how as akward introverts we are seen as evil and bad by the normal population

>>34141735
what about guys that end up going out with a whale because they got myspace angled?

>>34145470
they still get arrested

because of being pathetic victim complex akward losers thus they are evil

>>34145470
the man should have to marry her if she wants to otherwise he's a fatphobic misogynist

>>34145470
He should stop being a baby and man up and take care of her and her kid

>>34145485
>>34145487
this some fucking double standard m8s

>>>34145392


Original comnrenrm

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>>34145378
Same. I bet these are the same women who thought the rape-axe was a brilliant idea that could never be abused.

>>34145504
Yeah well maybe you should pull yourself up by the bootstraps and stop crying you fucking shitlord

>>34145504
tell it to the numale poster that was posting earlier not me man

>>34141334
The sex police come to arrest you. You will be added to the "virgin list" that is publicly available on the internet and fined according to your looks (10/10 the least, 1/10 the most). Happened to me once.

ITT: people who have never been on dates and cannot comprehend the awkwardness of being stuck with an inappropriate, creepy stranger.

>>34144682
>go in tinder date with guy, seems cool from pics and how he talks
>meet him, looks just like he did in pics
>acts exactly the same, time to fugg
>leave hooters to fugg
>kidnaps me
Or
>go on tinder date with guy
>meet him, looks nothing like pics
>not chad, so any flirting is sexual harassment and unwanted advances
>order an angel shot with ice
>good thing that creepo got what he deserved
If an actual rapist used tinder he wouldn't rape her or kidnap her out in the open, he'd play along until he can spring out a well layed out trap

>>34145517
Atleast refer to the right post
>>34145314

Is there a precedent for this? A lot of problems with these tinder dates or something/

>>34145548
oh you stop being worried about imaginary victimhood complexes anon ;) kek

>>34145561
It was a joke ughhhhh anon

>>34145550
>the awkwardness of being stuck with an inappropriate, creepy stranger
Tell me about it. What about that situation would demand you to use a code word in order to escape it and send the police after the guy?

>>34145659
Well... He was weird... and smelly!! ;^)

>>34144927
>One angel shot without the the police tazing the person at my table please, thank you.

>>34141536

>on the other side Chadiel, Bradiel and Thadiel laugh at you for dying a khv

Legitimate kek anon, well done.

>>34145550
okay say you have to go use the bathroom

go to the bathroom but instead b line over to the bar

start talking to the bar tender and pretend yer friends

get bartender to distract creep

leave bar

profit??


now how hard is that to do for a women?

>WHOA
>ANGEL SHOTS?
>HOW WILL MEN CONTINUE RAPE WOMEN IN DINING ESTABLISHMENTS NOW?
before or after, of course

>>34145659

Calling the police would be a last resort and you'd only do that if you were genuinely being threatened. Finding someone inappropriate and creepy is reasonable grounds to want help getting a cab home or an escort to your car.

I'm not sure why it upsets you all so much or why you're turning it into a catastrophic event where simply not being Chad means girls are going to set the police onto you.

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>be male
>match with what appears to be a qt on tindr
>pics show a 5'4, 120lbs blonde with a great smile
>seem like she's into whatever I'm into when i bring it up
>she decides to ask me out.
>as a reversal of roles, or a joke she wants to go to hooters
>get there
>300 lb hamplanet with with a bald patch is at the bar trying to flag me down
>oh no no no
>drag myself over there and say hello. pretend to smile
>sit for a bit. she's unnecessarily close, making innappropriate jokes and touching me without permission.
>disgusted and can see the grease seeping outof her pores as she makes full-on eyecontact without blinking
>she tries to "discreetly" slide her hands up my thigh and whispers that "she gives the best blowjobs"
>put my drink down and immediately excuse myself to the nearest bathroom, which is empty, where I promptly vomit
>apparantly it's the woman's room.. whoops.
see sign posted>>34141735
>go back and see my drink is fizzing even though I only ordered a whiskey neat.
>my "date" leans in and says she wants to "strap me to the bed and ride my dick until its broken"
>turn to the female bartender and order an "angel shot with lime" with the straightest face


>"Is this some kind of a joke?!!"
>she proceeds to loudly tell the rest of the restaurant staff and the bar what I ordered.
>"This shithead wants us to call the police on his date!!"
>Another waitress snaps that "You should consider yourself luckly to even be out with a beautiful woman like this"
>snickers break out with people pointing at me
>my date doesn't seem to understand what's going on. Consider making a run for it or playing it off.
>"Are you a man or are you just a weak little bitch" - Chad bodyguards contribution
>I throw on my jacket in a second's notice and just speed walk to the door while covering my face
>as soon as I get outside i feel a glass breaking on head
>three chads drag me behind the restaurant and beat the shit out of me while the waitstaff and my date laugh

thanks hooters

>>34141735
How would this shit be subtle anyways? If everyone in the bar is aware of the code, you might as well just say "the guy at that table is a creep, call the police on his ass!"

>>34145762
why because they think that if she turns him down at the table and leaves he will snap and hurt her or others and run a muck? is that why?

>>34145048
I hung out with floormates my first semester in college, although I was too shy to talk much. I overheard the girls I went out with talking and joking about me being a serial killer.

I don't think that's very uncommon, and I don't really trust people to judge this kind of thing well.

>>34145378
I was paraphrasing/quoting the liberal feminist whiteknight cuck I was replying to

maybe learn to read a little bit better tbqhabqy famalamadingdong

>>34145421
>Your inability to attract a girlfriend does not constitute abuse by women.
non-sequitur

Guess you admit I'm right since you have no valid arguments

>>34145464
>they mean how as akward introverts we are seen as evil and bad by the normal population

Yea, but it didn't used to be like that. That didn't really start happening until worthless permavirgins like the Columbine Pussie and Eliot 'the Supreme Loser' Rodgers started having critical butthurt meltdowns that got people killed.

And now, we have robots so lacking in self-awareness that they make threads worshiping these sacks of shit and then wondering why people are uncomfortable around them.

>>34145820
>>Your inability to attract a girlfriend does not constitute abuse by women.
>non-sequitur
>Guess you admit I'm right since you have no valid arguments

Ok, fine. Tell me what horrible abuse you suffer at the hands of women other than being rejected.

>>34145799
Haven't you heard of le male ego? Do your research on toxic masculinity. This is how all men would react in that situation.

>>34145799

I'm not agreeing to your imaginary, hyperbolic, hysterical scenario, anon. Stop being a little bitch and acting persecuted by females wanting to put a harmless buffer between them and a shitty date they want to escape.

>>34145773
if that ever happens in the new as a real thing i would shit in my pants honestly

thats some brave new world shit anon scary times we are living in

>>34145836
>dude not all women are like that lmao
>dude all "awkward introverts" are like that lmao

So you admit that these aren't "invented scenarios where we're persecuted"*? This is the problem with your smarmy liberal nu-logic; eventually you contradict yourself.

>>34145880
see
>>34145836

>inb4 I'm directing you to your own post

Women don't get nearly half the "omg she's a creepy possible school shooter let's call the cops on her and get her locked up" treatment that men do.

>inb4 you reply with more smarmy liberal "uhhh like that's an imaginary, hyperbolic, hysterical scenario even though we pidgeonhole all of you "school shooter worshipers" and possible school shooters" cannned responses

>>34145885
i know about it not all men but most robots might

i turned a women down in her 30s once and she got pretty angry about it.

>>34145895
oh im 5'6 and 26 yrs old i am a little bitch and im native american i guess being a little bitch is better than being a savage like the racists tell me at local bars

fucking hell

fuckth

>>34141042
Just the good ol assuming that all men are rapists. What if s guy feels uncomfortable, like if the chick is crazy? Fucking anti-men policies.

>>34145836
yeah but no i agree on that

the guys and girls that worship mass shooters and serial killers are fucked in the head

>>34141042
>invent a discrete way for women to get away from people they thing are gross
>broadcast it to everyone in the world, informing the people they would use it to get away from
why are women so stupid?

>>34145895
calling the cops on someone just because they are not normal is not harmless to someones livelyhood or reputation anon

don't be so naive

>>34146029

What's stopping you as a man from leaving? It can a more complicated situation for women and there's nothing wrong with removing the risk of rape or assault and that doesn't make the policy anti men at all.

The only possible reason for anyone to be mad at this is because they want the right to be inappropriate to females with no consequences.

>>34145773
holy shit did this happen?

>>34146051
Worshiping them is going too far

Empathizing and understanding is not

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>>34145773
This will happen to someone in the next 5 years

>>34146070

Calling the cops is the last resort option. Nobody is saying call the cops because you don't like your date, they're saying call the police if you genuinely feel you're not safe. Why are you pretending otherwise?

>>34146123
whats stopping the women from leaving is what we should be asking them lol

>>34146123
You're right, I'm sure that a lot of women have been raped in the middle of Hooters right?
This isn't a real problem. They aren't doing this to solve a problem, they're doing this so they can let everybody know that they're big strong feminist white knights

>>34146068
kek. Originally it was just a sign in the women's bathroom so men wouldn't know, but then like I said above the point isn't to protect women the point is virtue signalling. So they need to broadcast it to show everybody how feminist they are

>>34146164
Why are you pretending these practices won't be abused like every other one?

>>34146156
but anon they might have something "wrong with them and be crazy

tell that other numale poster that was bitching about it earlier in the thread

not me

>>34145922

How many times have you had security / the police called on you by a woman?

Regardless, I repeat my earlier question: apart from not getting the amorous attention that you feel that you deserve, what actual abuses have you personally suffered at the hands of women?

>>34146164
women will abuse that stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_accusation_of_rape

read up on it

i don't give a fuck that its wikipedia just read it try to learn something its not rocket science.

>implying the lime option isn't based on an fictional persecution scenario
>implying you can't just say you need to go to for a smoke outside and then leave

>>34146168

Obviously this is enough of a problem that women need this sort of help. Better safe than sorry.

>>34146171

Yeah, I'm sure date rape has never been a problem. Are you autistic or do you really think people are worried about getting raped at Hooters?

I really struggle with how omega you have to be to be threatened or mad at any of this.

>>34146160
how do we work to prevent or stop this?>>34145773

>>34146229
hey numale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8

you just can't stop with the bullshit can you?

>>34146229
Perhaps date rape isn't the issue and rather the blame can be placed on women's selection of suitors.

If not why not?

>>34146176

So what's the worst case scenario: The police come and you're not arrested because being an ugly creep isn't actually illegal, so you're just a bit embarrassed and maybe learn a lesson in behaving appropriately. Sounds life ruining, anon.

>Order an Angel Shot with Ice
>Uber driver comes and picks you up
>Get raped and kidnapped by the uber driver

Great plan

>>34146212

There's nothing worth mentioning to abuse and little to no consequences for any of the rejected men. Tell me what's to abuse about getting away from an unwanted, inappropriate date safely?

>>34146264

You're talking to someone that was removed from the family home forcefully by police because I threw an empty lasagna box and my mother turned that molehill.

If you're trying to convince me women won't abuse these rules it's not going to happen.

If my own mother will throw me under the buss for nothing, so will a random roastie.

>>34146294
http://thetab.com/2015/11/20/a-girl-falsely-accused-me-of-rape-and-it-ruined-my-life-62568

>>34146246

By banning user who post retarded speculative fiction?

>>34146246
why would you its funny and in the future that will be true eventually

so if anything posts like those are foreshadowing.

>>34146262

>cowardly numale attempts to call someone a numale because it upsets him that women want a safe option to leave if they don't find his behaviour acceptable on a date

>>34146263

Wanting to leave when you realise the guys a creepy piece of shit seems like excellent decision making to me.

>>34146298
>threw an empty lasagna box and my mother

And instead of learning some fucking self-control, you decide to make yourself out to be the victim. What a very feminist mentality you employ.

>>34145820
I know, I was just saying the very idea is funny.

>>34145581

Haha, you sure got him. Imaginary victimhood complex is an internet post and not a set of legalized jargon to get your ugly dates arrested when you feel you have been raped by their presence. haha you are so right, please don't order an angel shot

>>34146130
>>34146246
Genuine retards, should not have been taught how to read

>>34146312

Because wanting to leave a shitty date safely is the same as a rape accusation.

You're hysterical. Start a tumblr.

How can they call an uber for you?

Does hooters pay for it?

>>34146229
What is the man going to do, literally drag her out of the restaurant back to his apartment to date rape her? How often do you think a woman gets date-raped after a date, when SHE FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN when they were still at the bar? This sign is for women who go out on a date and then say "Hey this guy is gonna date-rape me! Instead of calling an Uber and peacing out, I need some special snowflake code to tell the bartender!"

No this isn't a real problem. I doubt that service has ever been used by any woman that actually needed it. It's there solely for virtue-signalling.

>>34146384
im calm as a clam stop projecting

and fuck tumblr why would you even mention tumblr?

>>34145895
>just man up anon!

>>34146346
then fucking leave. Who's stopping you? Again it's not like the guy is going to just rape you in the middle of the restaurant. If your date is creepy you leave, it happens a million times a day without incident

>>34145895
just maneeee up anon!!!!

kek what bullshit

>>34146298

There's nothing within those rules to abuse. How do you abuse getting someone to call you a cab or walk you to your car?

Nobody cares about your mummy issues by the way.

Why do you need a special snowflake sekrit code to ditch a date? Literally just
>go to the bathroom
>set an alarm 5-10 minutes from now on your phone with your ringtone as the alarm sound
>go back to the table
>wait for your phone to ring
>take it
>pretend its an emergency and leave

>>34141042
The first two replies to this thread already said it but if you take a girl to hooters for the first date you deserve to be angel shotted

>>34146413
>then fucking leave. Who's stopping you? Again it's not like the guy is going to just rape you in the middle of the restaurant. If your date is creepy you leave, it happens a million times a day without incident

Yea! I mean; it's not like he could follow you home or anything, right?

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>>34146452
What if she takes you to hooters just so she can angel shot you?

>>34146388

It's not difficult to follow someone after they've left a venue or impose yourself on them if you've given them a ride.

I don't see why you're so hysterical and upset about women wanting someone to help them escape a potentially dodgy situation.

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>>34141735
In what situation is it fucking necessary to waste an officer's time because you're date is weird? Unless they do some shit like hold a gun or knife under the table, I don't see a point to it.

Although if you allow someone to take you on a date to Hooters and vice versa, maybe you deserve to be raped or have the police visit.

>>34146413

There's nothing wrong with an extra bit of safety when you can't predict how someone who doesn't know how to behave will react to rejection.

>>34146492
>It's not difficult to follow someone after they've left a venue or impose yourself on them if you've given them a ride
Since all men are crazy rapists who will rape someone at a restaurant parking lot

>>34146492
>not carrying a gun

Deserve to get raped tbqh

why would anyone agree to go to a place that has angel shots?

>>34146480
Imaginary victimhood complex

stop being a little bitch anon and just mane up

>>34146452
>The first two replies to this thread already said it but if you take a girl to hooters for the first date you deserve to be angel shotted

My first girlfriend was bi and she LOVED Hooters, but I fully admit that she was an edge case.

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Why is this guy so butthurt? He chooses to spend his time defending women online. Not even a singular woman, ALL WOMEN.

>>34146433

My issues will become the issues of a society that keeps producing clones of me en masse.

>>34146520

>continuing to be a hysterical, hyperbolic bitch.

>>34146361
>throwing a cardboard box

yes please someone lock this madman up he is clearly deranged and out of control

>>34146524
they wouldent know and more bars and resturants are gonna put that in

no where will be safe

brave new world anon were fucked boys.

>>34146564
So you're saying that not all men are rapists? How problematic of you.

>>34146544

You're right! That's so much more pathetic than a butthurt permavirgin spending all of his time deriding women online. Not even just a singular woman, ALL WOMEN.

>>34146473
FFS do you think women go meet nice normal guys at a bar and then he just says "Hey btw I'm totally gonna stalk you home!" so then she goes and uses her special snowflake code to the bartender?
This isn't a fucking lifetime movie anon, random guys aren't just stealthily following their dates home after they go to the bar.
Again this is not there for anybody's protection, the entire purpose of that sign is just virtue signalling about how much they recognize rape culture so feminists can go "Wow this place realizes that 1 in 2 women are raped every minute thank god I'm in a safe space that recognizes how dangerous our patriarchal society is for women because women are under constant danger!"
This sign doesn't make anybody safer, all it does is make women FEEL less fucking safe, because signs like this are driving this false belief that women can't even do something as simple as go to a bar without being raped and murdered

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>>34146526
o-oh...

>original post

>>34146564
>keep on being a broken record numale poster

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>>34146600
Both groups have one thing in common.

Neither of them get laid.

>>34146615
it was a joke anon i was pretending to be that numale poster

cheer up and be strong tiny bald man.

>>34146547

>this is the nonsense the rejected tell themselves!

>>34146526
it's at least as likely as some guy taking a girl to hooters just so he can follow her home, break into her apartment and rape her. This entire thread is about an imaginary victim complex

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>>34146473
So in this scenario you have a completely crazy sociopathic guy who meets women for dates at hooters, acts super creepy and sexually agressive on the date, and has the intention of breating into said womans house in order to rape her, should the date go wrong...

>>34143830
>"excuse me I need to use the bathroom"
>goes into bathroom
>pulls out cellphone
>dial 911

gee, that was hard. wish I could just order an angel shot with lime instead.

>>34146480
Be a man nigga
You come up with the plan

>>34146649
I'm a product of my environment.

An environment that is getting larger and larger as mothers like mine grow more numerous.

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>men are so oblivious to female feelings that they would bring them to HOOTERS for a first date

male genocide when?

>>34146654
yeah we get it can you shut up now broken record poster ? the adults are talking go play in the corner with yer record player

>women finally get something to protect themselves from shady men
>they print a news article about it so I could never use it anyways in case the psycho knows and beats the shit out of me then and there

Men are terrifying, fuck you guys.

but chad is okay

>rapist goes on a tinder date
>has heard of angel shots, since god knows how many online news sites have talked about them
>overhears his date ordering an angel shot
>adapts his rape plan and still manages to rape
Good job, internet news sites

Also who the fuck takes their date to Hooters? The food is horrible and so
is the general atmosphere.

>>34146600
I'm not deriding women, I'm just saying that the whole angel shot thing just seems to be bars/restaurants virtue signaling and/or babying women.

>>34146731
>they print a news article about it so I could never use it anyways in case the psycho knows and beats the shit out of me then and there
this

>>34144201
except it says specifically that the angel shot escorts the GIRL to her car, not the guy.

so in reality
>be a girl
>get a date
>order a bunch of expensive shit
>tell him not to worry; its on you (you're such a progressive girl, after all)
>time to pay
>order an angel shot to make sure the loser has to pay for it.

>>34146692
is this a tranny or just a gay that crossdresses

>>34146619

>numale personified tries to use buzzwords he doesn't understand to replace his lack of an argument

>>34146723
>the adults are talking
>"I turned 18 a month ago lookit me I'm a big boy now!"
kys anon, there's a reason you don't have any friends

>>34146682

To expand on this, it does bring me satisfaction knowing that women will never accept blame for any of their actions and thus will never act to correct them.

At this rate it won't be long before I'm not longer a relegated minority, give it a decade or two and you might be sitting in that chair.

>>34146692
Man i dont even care anymore. I just thirst for blood at this point. I promise you, the days when feral gangs of NEETS/robots are roaming the streets and killing these degenerates on sight are near. I can feel it.

No sane person will endure this indifinetly. The more they will push the bigger the resentment from normal people will become. And the bigger the resentment the bigger the retaliation once the imaginary cup overflows.

>>34146755
>>34146731
like other comments have said this is not and never was about protecting women. It was virtue signalling, and whoever wrote the article is just doing more virtue signalling
Soon we'll see a bar posting a similar sign along with stats like "1 in 4 women get raped after a first date!" and "70% of men have admitted to stalking a girl back to her house after a date"

>>34146771

>repeating your same defeated rhetoric ad infinitum constitutes a successful argument

>>34146386
It'd be hilarious if they made the man pay for it. It's likely that the woman would have to pay after the fact unless they do something absolutely asinine like pay for the uber/lyft out of the tips or sales tax.

>>34146815
REEEE!!!
STOP DERIDING WOMEN AND COMING UP WITH FICTIONAL SELF-VICTIMIZATION SCENARIOS!!!11

>>34146762

>being so paranoid you think women plot to leech the most expensive things on dates
>being so poor this would bother you if your silly fantasy ever came true

>>34146877
more double think

>>34146821

It's better than inventing a rich series of fantasies in which you are the victim.

Either present an argument based in facts or fuck off numale.

>>34146877
>being so paranoid you think men plot to rape you if you walk alone to your car
>being so anti-gun that you couldn't use a firearm to defend yourself if your silly fantasy ever came true

>>34146911
>fuck off numale

quality argument

>>34146901

>more numale autism

>>34146877
>only men do bad things
>women are perfect angels

keep it up, you'll DEFINITELY get laid at this point.

>>34146944
still no argument

just reciting your double think and expending others to imbibe it doesn't cut it buddy

>Go out with guy off Tinder
>He seemed nice online, but he acts weird and hallow
>keeps complimenting the girl's body instead of her interest and life
>gives off a bad vibe
>Doesn't talk much about his personal life
>girl uses help with waitresses and bouncers to help her stay away from guy

I don't know what is the big deal. This method is to help women against sexual predators. Just don't be a rapist or a murderer and you'll be fine.

>>34146793
>mfw made this post, went for a ciggie on balcony and there was cop car SLOOOOWLY riding along the road and looking at me

Fucking COME AT ME THEN!!!

>>34146877
>men regularly stalk girls back to their home and rape them after a date
>women never take advantage of a guy for a free meal
wewlad!

>>34146815
>"1 in 4 women get raped after a first date!"

Nobody but the most pathetic of femanists actually believes that statistic. Just like only the most pathetic of robots actually believes that 80% of all women are having sex with 20% of all men.

>>34146986
>Just don't be a rapist or a murderer and you'll be fine.

>or dont give off a "bad vibe"
>dont be introverted
>dont be quiet
>dont be a little weird
>dont be ugly
>then youll be fine

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>>34146692
>nephew

>>34146986
>Go out with girl off tinder
>She seemed nice online, but turns out to be a paranoid, delusional feminist who thinks all men are out to rape her
>Have big bouncer walk over "IS THERE A PROBLEM SIR??"
>"WAIT HERE SIR! Come with me ma'am"
>"YOU CAN GO OUT TO YOUR CAR AFTER SHE IS SAFE YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!"
>have aquaintences from school a couple tables away, now think I'm some kind of rapist

way way more likely than a woman actually being saved from anything by this

>>34147030
1/4 is a beLIEf

20 : 80 is backed by the science

>>34147049
>What do you mean a date requires social interaction?

-/r9k/

>>34147030
>Just like only the most pathetic of robots actually believes that 80% of all women are having sex with 20% of all men.

Anon...

>>34147030
this, delusion runs deep on both sides.

>>34146923
THIS THIS THIS good fucking lord

>>34147062
>>34147030
I think historically it was actually 40:80. Like in prehistoric times, 40% of men reproduced while 80% of women did.

>>34147061
>>She seemed nice online, but turns out to be a paranoid, delusional feminist who thinks all men are out to rape her

Then why would she use the app in the first place ? Your example doesn't make sense

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/

Fortunately for us, we'll soon have testing to determine the number of ejaculations that have been dumped in each roastie.

My money is on 80% of women carrying the same DNA from ~20% of men

>>34147141
>crazy people make sense
no anon, your reply doesn't make sense. Plenty of feminists use Tinder while simultaneously believing that the men on Tinder will rape them

>>34147097
>social interaction means talking about all your friends and your high paying job
>if you don't talk about yourself but instead talk about real topics, you're a rapist

-whiteknight whose totally NOT a virgin

>>34141735
I fucking hate women with a burning passion.

>>34147163
doesn't tell us much. I've had sex with 5 girls, but used a condom with all but one

>>34147141
>Then why would she use the app in the first place

Because women are dumb and still have an insatiable lust for chad cock.

>>34147202
It'll tell us enough.

20% get to fuck with and without condoms

80% dont fuck at all

Condoms or not, its only chad semen being absorbed into their bodies.

>>34144927
rape enabler

>implying most rapists aren't Chads

>>34146958

>inventing the argument you choose to respond to.

Autism.

>>34146967

>pretending you've presented an argument

When you have one, let me know.

>>34147361
i return in kind

u first ;^)

>>34147361
>inventing the argument you choose to respond to
Don't pretend you haven't done the same

>>34147174
Did you read that off Buzzfeed or something? Most girls know the deal and want to fuck on tinder.

>>34147183
Who said you couldn't talk about "real topics "? You can talk about that as well as about yourself. If you're not going to physically harm them, what's the problem?

>>34147215
Yet, you're a virgin

>>34147007

>things nobody said

Men do stalk and rape women. And some women do take advantage of free things on dates. Which is worse and is it reasonable to take steps to prevent it from happening?

>>34144047

>ONEGAI KUDESAI
I cringed

>>34147387

I haven't. I'm not you and I don't create scenarios and then attribute them to the other person so I can argue against them.

>>34147398

I don't think this issue is as cut and dry as you're attempting to present it.

How many of those alleged "rapists" treat women the way they do because of real (or perceived) abuse from women?

Nobody would blame a dog that's been abused by humans all its life for biting an innocent one, would they?

>>34147428
I haven't created any scenarios. You're "arguing" with atleast 4-5 people friendo

>>34147243
>20% get to fuck with and without condoms
>80% dont fuck at all

Hmmmm, let's see....

There's five guys in my office. Statistically speaking, one of us should be banging four women while the remaining four should be alone or fucking landwhales. Instead, all five of us are in long-term relationships with average-or-above-looking women.

Wait a minute! That must mean that I'm in the elite 20% Wow, I had no idea that IT was such a Chad-tier profession!


Now you can go ahead and say something stupid about anecdotal evidence.

>>34147444

Probably loses track as the dissonance clouds over his mind

>>34147432
>Girls bullied me in high school

>Therefore, I must rape

Hi, Elliott

Why is everyone freaking out over a marketing strategy?

I fucking love threads like these. Especially the Women hate threads. Because I get to see roasties get absolutely blown the fuck out.

>>34147452

Birds of a feather flock together.

You expect me to be surprised a gaggle of chads fraternize together and share the same types of employment?

>>34147483
Because it's funny you boring faggot.

>>34147479

>men are evil and every bad thing they do is because of this
>none of it is just getting even
>ever

>>34147452
>all five of us are in long-term relationships with average-or-above-average women
kek you're all getting cucked

Tell me, how often do you have sex with your gf?

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>>34145518
>rape her with a hot dog first
>pull out the wiener trap when it clamps down on my fake wiener
>proceed to rape her with my REAL wiener

Women are so fucking shortsighted and dumb lmao

>>34147508
If you think women believe that all men are all evil, why be another reason to confirm it? Most men get bullied by men and most don't go on shootouts with them

>>34147616
>i'm already doing the time
>may as well do the crime

>>34147518

>>> Hurr durr durr! I'm so fucking distraught about being a virgin that I have to convince myself that anyone with a happy sex life is being cheated on or my butthurt will go all the way up to my brain and I'll kill myself!

2-3 times a week to answer your question (which, after a decade, is actually quite a bit).

>>34141141

top kek nice oc

>>34147630
>2-3 times a week

kek yeah, you're getting cucked m8.

>>34147626
ding ding ding(g)

>>34141508
Everything about feminism is contradictory

>>34147630
>being this angry
>obviously lying about how often you have sex
No, but seriously, you think a woman can be faithful for 10 years in le current year? Look, something like 10% of British men are unknowingly raising kids that are not theirs. Women are really good at cheating.

>>34147658
Saddest thing is he'd know for sure in a few years when testing becomes available, but he likely doesn't possess the spine for that.

Easier to live in the delusion that women are all virtuous "angels" beaming with innocence.

>>34142438
>lyft
>Americucks
Got some bad news for ya Britbong

>>34147626
>>34147671
Have you talked to all women ? Have they told you that you are a rapist?

>>34147658

kek yea, you're an asspained failure of a man doing mental gymnastics so that he doesn't weep himself to sleep tonight.

If she's cheating on me, I'd actually be fascinated to know how she's pulling it off. We're both kinda homebodies and she never goes anywhere without me. Unless it's going on at work; which I could live with since all of her coworkers are women (most of whom are pretty good-looking).

>>34145368
>women
>using something that is a huge advantage to them "responsibly"
Its almost like you think women are capable of functioning like adults

>>34147789
>this mad

kek, yeah, definitely cucked.

>>34147763
>approaching and speaking to women unsolicited
>in 2017

oh the naivete
>>34147789
>feigning comfort with the idea of his wife cheating

>>34147789
Of course she's a homebody, she's your fucking hand

>>34147822
>>34147847

Ok, I'll admit that there is some trust and faith involved. You're right, I can't know for absolute certain that she's being faithful.

But what good is it going to do me to doubt? Why should I leave her just because there are a lot of horrible women out there?

She's supportive, she's affectionate, she's fun to be around, and she's got a nice pair of a tits and a warm, tight pussy. My only issue with her is that she's a bit of a clutterbug, but it's a small price to pay. She's everything that I want her to be and she makes me happy.

And that's the part that you can't stand and that's why you've worked so hard to believe that women aren't worthwhile. So you guys go right ahead jerking each other off in your little echochamber of butthurt. I've got everything I need. Good night.

>>34148142

Looks like this one is going to have to learn the hard way.

Don't come crying to us when it happens.

>Give me an angel shot with lime
>but you're alone, sir
>call the cops, I don't give a fuck
>suicide by cop baby

>>34146164
getting cops called on you is not "harmless", your reputation will be destroyed. nobody would come close to a person that at some point had a ordeal with police.

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>>34141780

fucking kek

women are so dumb

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But feminism has taught me women are strong and independent? I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>34141168
He gets told to "man up".

So as this "angel shot" enters common vernacular and every man knows what it means will it just be a way for a woman to outright tell her date to fuck off without her having to take responsibility and tell the date she's not interested?

If I was on a date and she ordered an angel shot it would obviously mean I was being rejected and I'd just say I was going to the bathroom, get up and leave her with the bill.