Did I say the wrong thing? Please help, robots. I told my super

you crawled out the fz.
shes puttin u back.
be an hero bro

>>34140679
commit suicide


oregano

You fucked up bad dude. Oh haha is her way of trying to kill the conversation and bail. might as well an hero

why does she type in all lowercase on a cell phone?

really annoying

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>>34140679
>oh haha
Oh boy, another Autistic Confessions thread!

>>34140679
Girls hate honest displays of emotion from males.

You fucked up. Kill your emotions and try again later (preferably with another girl)

That is some upper level spaghetti right there.

>>34140741
theyre on a cell phone why the FUCK are they typing in all lowercase

>its another autistic faggot confesses his love to a stacy thread

>>34140679
Yes you said the wrong thing. There's no helping you now. You fucked up.

>>34140679
are you serious?

there are beta cringe threads with screencaps of people like you confessing their feelings for women over text like this. If you can learn something on here then it's not doing this shit.
You fucked up from the start with "hey beautiful" that is something you say ironically if you're already in a relationship. At least your text wasn't as bad as most others of that kind

>>34140679
that's not real

why are there all these fucking retards posting fake shit like this it's very annoying

>>34140679
damn you're retarded, the "hello beautiful" is the most cringe-inducing beta thing you can say to a girl

especially one you aren't even romantically involved with, what's wrong with you?

She is clearly creeped out by it and the way you approached it was fucking weird, you revealed your power level and put yourself in the submissive cuck position

an hero

>>34140679

How many times do I have to say this here? You have to pretend to be the one with the better cards. She won't want anything you have if she thinks she's in a better position than you. You pretty much said you have nothing to offer.

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>>34140679
WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS KEEP DOING THIS

YOU DESERVE TO BE LONELY

WE HAVE ALL TRIED TO STOP YOU FAGGOTS FROM DOING THIS BUT YOU KEEP FUCKING DOING IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34140792
Because seeing people get a hammer to the face for their autism is fucking funny, even if it is fake.

Lord knows I've been there.

>>34140679
You didn't fuck up.
Ask her "was that too much"
Post response

>>34140756

>Girls hate honest displays of emotion from males.

this, especialy over text/phone/internet etc

>>34140679
That "oh haha" is the nervous kind of laughter because she hopes you're somehow just joking. If you're not joking, this is 50 shades of awkward for her. Your only course of action at this point is telling her you're 100% serious about feeling about her like that. Make it something reasonable, like, everything you do is more fun if you're doing with her and you want to try doing more things with her, not how you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

You need to make the full commitment, make it clear that you're not joking and that laughing is an inappropriate reaction.

>>34140741
Oh boy, another episode of unintelligent autist thinks a girl will fall in his arms when he compliments only her appearance, revealing he thinks of her as an object and nothing more

>creature

kys

inb4 SJW but seriously if you're gonna get anywhere you have to figure out girls would rather be complimented on their wit or their voice or some shit, they've been told "you're so pretty" by everyone since they hit puberty and it only pisses them off if they have any shred of intelligence

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>>34140679

>hello, beautiful
>using "fucking" to sound kewl and edgy
>can we please cuddle?

ya dun goof'd, OP you autistic fuck
time to kys

If the guys who did this just simply said "You're cute, and I like talking to you, how about I take you out sometime?" I guarantee at least half of them would be in a relationship.

also my spacebar is fucked up, I know

>>34140679
if this is real OP, please post how you continued

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>>34140853
"Dw" means don't worry.
What did she mean by this?

>>34140935
if this is real just give up holy fucking shit you nerds are too much

>>34140935
FUCKING LMAO
BTFO
T
F
O


time to kys

>>34140935
Ask her out, but bluntly

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>>34140935
>Please don't be mad
Annnnnd kill yourself.

>>34140935
Alright anon there's only one thing to do now.

'So you wanna grab a drink sometime lmao'

>>34140935
You were meant to say "was that too much", not sprinkle it with an apology AND begging in one sentence, holy shit.

>>34140679
>>34140741
>>34140851
>>34140935
Fun fact, if she doesn't type more then a full sentence as a response to a full paragraph she doesn't give a shit/like you/want to talk to you.

>>34140935
leave the poor girl alone

>>34141028
it's amazing how this is lost on so many

>>34140935
She is going to show every single one of her friends this. If they haven't seen the screenshots already.

OP here. Can everyone please stop telling me to kill myself. I get it, I fucked up.

>>34141142
you are a drain on humanity, you have demonstrated you're a low-test brainlet and you serve no purpose

pls kys thx

>>34141142
how old are you

there might still be a hope

if you're young, then welcome to the true nature of women, they don't want you to whine, beg, compliment, or show emotion at first

be straight forward, assertive, dominant, then when you have her you can show that side (sparingly)

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>>34141142
>i get it i messed up! pwease stop hurting my fifis guise!

NOW you really gotta kys

>>34140760
you can set off the automatic Capitalising thw first word on your phone and I did it too because it usually fucks up things I want to write. Akso they do ut to appear edgy
I see many edgy girls using ":d" or "xdd" as emoticons laughing emoticons

>>34141196
>they don't want you to whine, beg, or show emotion
Seconding this. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, as they have no other powers. They go ballistic when a man does what they do.

>>34141142
Just be more aware of social cues in the future, all of her responses are two words or less. logically that should show a lack of interest because if you actually want to talk to someone you would put in more then the bare minimum of effort towards the conversation. A helpful tip for this is if you find yourself initiating most to all of the conversations stop for a while and see if the other party picks up the slack or makes the effort to talk to you, if they don't then you can take the hint that they aren't interested and move on.

Also starting a conversation with hey beautiful is weird and creepy if you aren't dating or her gay best friend, there is no work around or exception to this rule. Also a lot of girls would probably find it to be too much if their boyfriend started conversations like that. Sassy gay BFF's do it all the time. So if you are not a creep, her significant other, or a say gay man, do not ever start a conversation with a female acquaintance with "hey beautiful"

Also final note, if you regularly text and say stuff like hey beautiful to her she knows you like her and is ignoring/avoiding it because its uncomfortable, awkward and she hopes it will just go away before escalating.

>>34140861
>>34140861
>>34140861

THIS THIS THIS
anons please try to live by this advice as it is the very best one you can get. Please don't follow my and others mistakes, if you want to spill your spaghetti and get something from it either wait until she opens up via text first and maybe gets near this subject but never start saying shit out of the blue like this but best advice is to AVOID IT AT ALL.
Just spill you spaghetti irl if you want to get a priper response and it will usually be much less awkward as you will have more slef control to appear less autistic as you'll see her immediate reaction.
!!!

>>34141478
this as well op, anon kniws what he is talking about just try to move on and change your attitude towards women entirely. But it's ok to be autistic in hs but try to change asap

>>34141503
>Just spill you spaghetti irl
Nope, don't spill your spaghetti at all. I did it in person and got head pats. You don't want head pats.

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>>34140679
Life isn't a romantic comedy. "Telling her how you feel" will never work. Women don't like when men spill their spaghetti ass emotions everywhere.

>>34141602
It really isn't. Our boomer parents and the media taught us to be courteous and honest. No woman will ever tell you she wants a guy who shoves her around and is assertive, they'll tell you they want a gentleman who protects them. The only fault of beta orbiters is thinking giving women what they say they want pleases them. It's counterintuitive and wrecks the male brain.

>>34141707
you're delusional lmao

>>34141777
care to elaborate lmao

>>34141707
you have a point, though everyone with half a brain should realize by the age of 16 that roasties are deceptive and insidious. guys white-knighting way in their adulthood are ridiculous bellends and are part of the reason why females are so entitled nowadays.

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>>34140679
>oh haha

fucking women

>>34141602
that picture makes me really sad honestly

>>34141571
W-what does a head pat mean?

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>>34142084
It hurts a lot more than "that's cute" or "lmao" or "thx".

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>>34141571
I want head pats. They're better than not being noticed at all, right?

Lmaoing at your post.

When I was 16 my school had an email system. I put last name and first initial together and mass sent love emails to like 80 girls. I got dispelled shortly after, though for different reasons.

>>34142494
She was close to tears herself, she obviously wanted to say she feels the same way about me, but she couldn't, it was a pretty painful experience all in all.

>>34142494
>>34142310
>hanging out with normies friends
>stacy hugs all the guys then turns to me
>gives me a head pat
FUCK YOU IM TALLER THAN YOU WHY DO YOU DO THIS?? IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GROSS AND DIDNT WANT TO TOUCH ME WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH MY HAIR?????

Ruined my week

Sweet Jesus.
I've been that girl, OP. I've had a loser like you confess how lonely he is, how much he wants to cuddle me, how he thinks I'm beautiful and amazing.

But we'll never be together, no matter how many times I tell him this. He's a loser, and he's pathetic. I don't want a guy who wants to mope and cuddle. He's fucking boring.

AMA

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>>34142717
oregano familiano

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34142717
>AMA
I'ma go ahead and ask you to leave then.

>>34142717
Why do fat losers like you pretend to be girls on the internet?

Jesus Christ OP I hope that isn't real

>>34142717
would you record yourself on vocaroo calling me a pathetic loser for confessing my feelings and wanting to cuddle with you and tell me that we'll never be together

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>>34142717
kys tb.h my nigga

>>34142819
Maybe in about an hour.

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>>34140935
ah bro

TEXT IS NOT FOR REVEALING FEELINGS

Say it with me

TEXT IS NOT FOR REVEALING FEELINGS

>>34140679
>Hello, beautiful.
you fucked up from the start. my vagina just inverted

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>>34140679
ARE YOO FOOKIN REETARDED
TORK TO ER EYE ARE ELL
YOO FOOKIN BEETER MAYAL

>>34140679
I hope you learned from this. Women are cruel and don't give a fuck about you and your feelings. For your own good it's time to stop putting them on pedestal, because today's whores are far from being worthy the true love a man can give them.

>>34140679
>>34140741
>>34140851
>>34140935
>beta faggot writes a fucking book over text about how he worships her and grovels at her feet, creeps the girl out and doesn't even understand why

Every time

>>34140679
>You did it over fucking text

Hmm idk anon, what do you think you did wrong?

>>34140679
>"I'd do anything to make you happy"

Cringe as fuck confession thread.
I'm no Chad but I can promise you that you saying you think she's some kind of goddess and praising her through text will not get you vagina. I don't know how to get it, but this sure as fuck isn't how.

>>34141707
>No woman will ever tell you she wants a guy who shoves her around and is assertive

Depends on what you mean by that. If you mean physical abuse, then absolutely not. If you mean occasionally pushing them up against a wall to kiss them or picking them up and throwing them on a bed, then yes, they absolutely want that.

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>>34140741
here's the OC version fampai pls r8

>>34144398
>they absolutely want that
And yet they'll say the polar opposite.

>>34144449
They do that because they want you to do things without telling you to do things. 95% of women hate when men don't take the initiative and act spontaneous from time to time. If you need to be directly told to do something, it's an instant turn off. They'll instead turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>34141660
Very much this. I learned it the hard way, I was such a pussy who was always whiteknighting bitches thinking that they would wanna fuck me

>>34141707
No, the media taught you that even you, a fat autistic nerd with nothing to offer, are owed an attractive female, and that by acting like a nice guy/doormat that the woman you have fixated on with eventually realize that its unfair to expect you to be attractive or interesting, and that a "nice" guy is what she really wants.

Nobody will ever love you just for being nice.

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>>34142717
obviously he's talking from a girl's point of view, you regenerate dipshits

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>>34144626
Every time I try to explain this to everybody they say I have low self steem.

It's not low self steem, you fucking normies, it's the fucking reality

>>34144738
It probably has a lot to do with low self esteem.

Heres how the cycle worked for me;
>Be fat autistic teen
>Fixate on a girl I found attractive
>Become her "friend" to avoid instant rejection
>Harbor intense fantasies about how happy we could be
>Convince myself over time that the fact that she doesn't hate me means she must love me
>Spill my spaghetti one night months down the road
>She gets weirded out and rejects me
>Simmer in resentment. Realize I've wasted months on this girl
>Blame her for not loving me instead of myself for being a neckbeard
>continue ad infinitum.

>>34144999

Oh fuck this hit too close to home

>>34144572
360 degrees means they'll be in the same spot you autistic fuck

>>34145203
Hello, newfriend! Are you enjoying 4chan? :^)

>>34145203

You sure he's the one with autism

>>34145203
you can moonwalk away you moron

>>34140679
oh wow, this might be the worst thing i ever read

can we please just cuddle, that makes my bones shatter

>>34141007
CAPTAIN KEK HAS LAUNCHED HIS SHIP FROM PORT

>>34140679
>oh haha

perfect response to that beta paragraph

>>34140679
Time to be an hero op

In this day and age you dont confess to these thots under any circumstance about anything

>>34140874
This. Its better to be a creepy jerk than a creepy wimp.

>>34141602
This seems fake.

>>34140679
It's already over OP. You did fuck up big time, but at least give yourself (and us) the satisfaction of getting pissed at the roastie for those insensitive responses and posting screen shots.