I like these threads. I'll start with some oc.
>>34135728
Can someone post the template? Thanks.
russian gfs
bookworm gf
do you still love me lolita gf
toku gf
golem gf
immune gf
this is nice gf
>>34135763
FUCK. I used to be friends with a girl like that. Too bad I have't spoken to her since we went to different schools back in high school.
Is this ironic? I, uh, what the fuck?
>>34135777
Is immune gf enemies with ebola chan?
>>34135814
You don't get it, mane.
>>34135728
>>34135728
Idk if any of them will still be loyal only to me even though i'm small dicked and there's a chance to fuck a well endowed guy. Fucking Kero Kero Bonito ruined me and my vacation.
I just want someone I can talk about my homicidal urges with, and they'd say "hey, me too, actually." Is that too much to ask for?
I saved a shit ton of these
Too bad r9k isn't very conducive to dumping and I am on my way to jerk off.
I'll be back after this
>>34135783
this would be a good gf
only problem is her FACE WOULD BE PURPLE LMAO
>>34135759
>she loves Harry Potter
>Katniss is her favorite protagonist
>Stephen King is her favorite non-YA author
DROPPED
>>34135728
>Start a gf maker thread
>Don't post template
>>34135904
>tfw no clown-college gf
>>34135829
That's the point. Their YOUR ideal gf. I could make-up a "Size don't matter gf" if you're willing to wait.
>>34135923
I don't have the template. I just edited someone's post to make the OP.
>>34135928
I don't believe they can be real. That's the point, i don't even have the enthusiasm to have a relationship because all of them are basically the same anyway
>>34135771
lmao
Le Mao
>>34136019
Hope my oc cheers u up
kaljglksd
lklklkdd
tadfasfdasdf
>>34136065
I felt something and I'm not even that guy
lkdafddd
>>34135728
low energy gf
lyfashid
gasidded
rellymages
>>34136107
thanks
Someone please post the template.
more after i take a really long shower
>>3413616
take this template you incompetent mother fucker
>>34136160
etrertherhrehrtheh
>>34135728
>it's nice to look through their windows and see a nice complete family
SHE WANTS TO BREED
>>34136065
T-thanks
That's s-sweet
>>34136154
This is my favorite one by far.
>>34136187
As my token of gratitude.
>>34136216
Thanks.
aefnoanvioa
>>34136365
fuck i misspelled "wrestle"
>>34136274
part 2 electric boogaloo
asdqasfwqaoriganloe
>>34136382
>>34136274
>>34136065
Into my collection
dkkadfla
blerghsmegma
>>34136914
what's d' fucc?
aldkjfdkdii
maybe one day
originolispahtteii
jjkhuuu
jjsdjksdj
iiiidd
>>34135754
>Russian
>"D-danke"
>>34137056http://pastebin.com/W3HFd9Lr
And its sequelhttp://pastebin.com/ujv9umi0
>>34137154
>http://pastebin.com/W3HFd9Lr
Kekd on literally the first sentence. Oh boy.
>tfw no gf no fuck shit up with
>>34137450
cool idea man!
>tfw I will never live in a castle with my cute blue-blooded gf
I have a few
Blox
>>34135728
>Let's listen to some Oblivion ambient music
>>34138215
That one creative at least.
>>34135728
>john lennon
>loving husband
He beat his wife and ended up abandoning his kids.
>>34136382
That is my girlfriend. I fucking hate it.
>>34136065
Get a load of this
8nlh8ev0
too bored to remake
>>34138654
He abandoned his wife after he beat her too so he could fuck his Japanese stalker
>>34137049
>someone posted my OC
Its gonna be a good day
Someone make a Memer gf
>>34139564
>tfw youd actually like this
>alot
>>34139858
OK
What do you have for me in return?
POST MORE GFs please
>>34140255
Why don't you create one yourself anon?
>>34140274
because i have the creative capacity of an abortion
>>34140408
I'm stealing that ironically.
>>34140255
only because you got dubs
I like the authenticity of this one because at the bottom she says will you help me make my homework because the French verb "faire" means either "to make" or "to do" so it's a common mistake francophones make
>>34141302
You described me and I'm a dude. It might sound narcissistic but I wish more people were like me.
>>34141341
The problem with my gf is that it's actually mentally a man. I met some people on Okcupid that were similar but not completely like the ideal version. They just didn't find me attractive and I lived way too far away.
>>34141341
I think it being narcisstic is okay, unless you hate yourself, everyone would like someone that acts like themselves. It makes too much sense.
Also this is me too.
>>34141437
>>34141341
Fixed it some more.
It was a pain to do it as a non english speaker. I don't even know why i did it
lazy indifferent gf
origano
>>34135754
>russian
>danke
I'm 100% willing to be you're american
>>34135728
wtf... these all sound like things a nice girl might say perhaps... maybe I'm just autistic however
I don't know, just made one
>>34140635
>csq je dit tt le temps chocolatine
>>34141799
>The Wrestler
>Not Warrior, starring Tom Hardy with his fucked up teeth and autism
Fuck..
original origami
>>34141875
don't disparage my waifu
is good GF, yes?
>tfw no slavic folk gf
Anyone have a template?
oregano originalo
>>34142752
Template's right here, you double nigger.
>>34136187
bumperinoooo
oreganooooo
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I tried to make one but I can't really imagine a girl that'd want to be in a relationship with me.
>>34143508
make a girl who doesn't want to but for some reason HAS to.
>>34143508
there you go you sick fuck
> tfw no bully target gf
origami nanodesu
>>34145669
Best post in this thread
Konata is best waifu
>tfw this won't come true
>>34146113
that one is so sweet
>>34138836
why are you so cruel. it is obvious the man feels undesirable.
>>34135909
Stephen King is uneven but he's had a few truly Master Race books
>>34136093
kek
only funny one in this thread of pathetic betas
>>34146195
stephen king is fucking trash
>>34146252
mostly, but he surprises me from time to time
>>34146142
thank i thought it was really cute and felt nice making it
>>34146315
i quit reading after shawshank
>>34135909
>implying harry potter isn't maximum confy
did you not see the sorcerer's stone?
>>34136118
l want to impregnate this sister gf
>>34146635
Have fun raising your retard eraserhead baby
>tfw I'll never cuddle with this qt
oregami
OC babby gf
>>34137531
Fuck. I had a fetish for these kind of women when I was a teen.
insane mommy gf
here's my oc
i got sad making this
>>34147561
that is very good anon
or very bad depending on the level of loneliness...
my alt. rock/hipster gf OC
>>34147561
Why aren't there more goths?
I like your taste :^>
>>34147702
i like these types of girls. especially if they're qt tomboys
>>34147738
me too anon. i want a gf thats also outgoing to where she can help me stop being a lonely faggot.
>>34147723
thanks anon. goths are so cute. especially when they love you in a really pure way
>>34147761
yeah. i love the idea of a girl who's somewhat dominant and rebellious.
>>34147782
but yet, submissive and loves me... this is just making me sad.
>>34147804
I guess we have diverging tastes there. i like girls who actively lead the relationship.
>>34147804
Submissive girls <3
>>34147835
No I like weird things. I would want her to be outgoing and dominant socially, but submissive in bed.
>>34136154
>radiohead
>>>/nu/-male
>>34147884
Yeah same
Oreginalo
>>34147887
I wish i could disagree with this but i cant.
Ideal bf
Serious bf
>tfw blizzard destroyed my hope
>>34147887
I wonder what music you listen to
>>34147723
Because sjw's ruin their edgy reputation by enforcing political meaning.
>>34147990
usually 70s black people music and new wave
>>34148075
IT MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY
*RREEEE*
>>34147702
Literally me desu
(except I prefer math/prog rock)
>>34148155
They will always be seen as the predecessor of emos and tumblr sjws. The damage is done.
>>34147980
Haha she's bisexual anon. r-right?
Keep posting some oc. I'm taking requests.
>>34148449
make one of a dumpy smelly gf
>>34148448
>Caring that she's a gay
Nobody can beat the cock.
>>34148449
cheerful tomboy gf
>>34148449
This >>34148489
>tfw no bad hygiene gf to love unconditionally
>>34148449
Make a papal/nun one, or a /lit/ one.
>>34143508
Here you go Anon, a custom designed gf to deal with your absurd levels of self deprecation.
>>34148489
>>34148597
Here you go. ORGANOLEAF
why are you so far away from me
original post
>>34148677
FUCK. IT GOT CUT-OFF. SORRY
>>34148677
>>34148698
Still pretty gud, anon, arigatou
mine
originilaiopjhefiopowj
>>34148449
Bubble artist gf
>>34142071
knew a girl just like this
>>34148723
>bubbly*
Whoopsie
>>34135728
Was John Lennon a loving husband?
I heard he had anger issues and was physically abusive.
>>34146166
because he is undesirable
>>34137034
GOD PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING DO MORE
>>34148708
THIS IS LITTERALLY MElove you Ish x
Can you make one based off of Adrien Agreste pls and thx
>>34146960
im disgusted but curious
>>34146697
The likelihood of brother-sister incest spawning a baby with any incest related defects at all are astronomically low.
>>34135768
>tfw this doesn't exist
>mfw no one will ever say gunpla daisuki with the same intensity as me
>mfw nobody to help me with gunpla
>mfw nobody to give a zaku as birthday gift
>>34148518
Sorry it took so long. I was chatting up a girl that always slept in my class. Turns out she loves Fallout New Vegas
this is mine
>ywn
>>34136382
>>34136274
You know, at first I thought it would be cute to have a gf like this but if I were in vulnerable situations where someone could say this I'd probably feel like utter shit. The sour-sweet thing would fuck me up too.
Despite all of that I think I'm lonely and desperate enough to stay with an abusive and ANGERY gf until she gets tired of me or I die.
>>34136274
>mymom.jpeg
>>34149137
Why don't real tomboys actually exist? :(
>>34140635
>French girls like this no longer exist
>>34149247
I don't know, mane. It's all just [[DON'T FUCKING JUDGE MEEEEE]] people.
>>34149174
ANGERY gf will say mean words but she doesn't mean them. She's just ANGERY. She will cuddle you when you sleep and give you lots of cummies.
>>34149264
Fuck. I wanted to got to france for the sole purpose of finding a FRENCH WIFE. Will a SEA nigger like me ever find a qt french wife?
>>34149137
thanks anon, i like it alot
why is she a lesbian though?
>>34149138
>No globalism in this house
>>34149366
She's just doing it to test you, mate. She's insecure of other feminine girls but you, Anon, have only eyes for her.
>>34149137
Is she not a gf or just bi and really open or sumtin?
>>34149525
This. She seems not tomboy at all, more just bi.
>>34149286
Ah I thought the apologetic version was disingenuous, I have family members who say things like the by night version and act like assholes any where from 10 minutes to a few days later. They don't really care.
>>34149138
>She's so basic that she can't immediately tell the difference between a vampire and a jiang-shi
Ugh
>>34149608
I meant like "which is your favorite?" lol
>>34148449
Here's some niche gf requests:
80s Britrock fan gf
Second generation Indian immigrant gf
Strategy game gf
Childhood friend gf
Baker gf
Mommy gf
>tfw a lot of the fictional gfs in this thread have something to do with cuddling
>tfw robits just want cuddles
>tfw no cuddle gf
>>34149752
>Baker gf
I didn't know I needed this until now
>>34142142
>you'll be my first, well, everything
Fuck, I'm not even an 'all non virgin girls are roasties' memer or anything but this got me pretty heavy. I just want to feel special and like I actually mean something to someone for once in my worthless life, is that really too much to ask?
who else cried while making theirs?
>>34150337
Being a person someone genuinely loves would be enough to make me feel special.
>>34148684
>tfw your childhood friend gf will never come over to your house in the morning (because she has a key of course) and wake you up to go to school or work or whatever
>tfw she will never give you five more minutes by lying down next to youI didn't have any female childhood friends this is all just based on fantasy and anime
>>34150573
You should hit up an anime con my dude.
>>34150726
Is that where I can get one?
>>34150818
>fur
>blue hair
>belly
umm yes
>>34137056
I made this
computer died so I had to use ms paint, cropping was a bitch
>>34149752
here you go anon. she seems just right for you
>>34150951
ILOVE IT
>manuel
pls keep this typo, I like imagining a girl pronouncing manual that way. It's kinda cute.
>>34150917
But will they be overbearing yet physically abusive?
>>34150951
here i made you another one
>>34151014
yeah looking back i noticed a lot of typos
>>34151141
>tfw you will never eat her sticky buns then sticky her buns
kill me
>>34151141
Fuck. Back in high school there were these cute girls that sold baked goods to other students during lunch time. They were a bit overpriced but I still bought cookies from them everyday because that way they would talk to me. Fuck me.
;_;
fugg my shit
>>34151689
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