Anyone here /threadkiller/?

i-i'll reply to you anon-kun
oreganonalio

I reply negative comments most of the times, i'm a terrible person i don't feel too much compassion for the people of this board unless is well deserved, sometimes i'm the only one who replies telling the OP something like his post is fucking dumb for reasons, i wonder if they feel bad after that.

>>34131303
Happens to a lot of people on here, at least you can find solace in the fact that you're truly not alone, that you're an outcast among other outcasts.

>>34131412
I stopped doing this because I figured it was a waste of my time because it doesn't really solve anything even if the person is dumb, they won't learn from it and they'll just regress if they're especially thin skinned. I don't really want to contribute to that, though I also have a kind of selfish thing attributed to it as well, I'm very superstitious and fear negative outcome from my bad deeds.

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>>34131303
>wants to fit in

KILL YOURSELF NORMAN OSWALD! NORMIEFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE!

>>34131303
Oh hey nice thread OP, would be a shame if this comment /ended it/ am i right? xdddddddd

Don't worry anon, we'll help you fit in with the degenerates.

I have no clue if this is original but to be safe.

I like to think if my post gets no replies it was a generally accepted post and people agreed with it so there's no need to reply.

>>34131303
me. everytime i make or thread or reply some anon constantly call me faggot
i know my thread are usually bullshit or babyish but it only happens me

>>34132389
and this will die too

and on the third hour he rose

>>34132296
>>34132308
>>34132389
>>34132436
>>34133350

Alright nice but /this/ comment will /kill/ the thread! No one else post in this thread now

Try adding an interesting image to your post, those posts tend to get more attention
>Tfw noone notices this post because no image.

Le me.
Oregano

>>34133502
>noone

learn to spell, you fag

>>34133502
>>34133503
>>34133584
This is like trying to be the last one to clap in high school assembly... no more posts now I called it

>>34133584
just googled it, English is my second language and it seems this is a common error. So many inconsistencies.

>>34133668
>the last one to clap in a high school assembly
oh my god, were _you_ that kid?

>>34133683
>he has more than two languages

get a load of this NERD

>>34133704
Yes... I was not the only one to be fair there was always someone else competing, the most autistic one would win.

>>34133725
Cool story, anon, but we gotta close the thread now. Thanks for coming out tonight.

>>34133709
Where did he say he had more than two languages, you clinically retarded piece of shit?

>>34133806
>English is my second language

Holy FUCK you are stupid

>>34131303
tfw no fwiend

the thread ends... NOW (now) NOW (now) NOW
sage

>>34133872
>Using shitty bait so I wont reply and you can get the last post
Won't work against me anon im 2 steps ahead of you.

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>6th grade
>get a reputation for being the "joke-killer"
>every time the kids on the bus were laughing about something and I chimed in, everyone would go silent and this fat black tall chick would say "no, anon, just no, you killed it"
>tfw
>this happened repeatedly until I just stopped trying to play along with any jokes
>got over it with age but that fear is still in the back of my mind every time I do it

>>34133950
have you tried being funny anon?

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>>34133960
I am funny now. All throughout high school I made sure to "push and pull" meaning play along but don't talk too much because when I talk too much people get annoyed by me.

Only in front of close friends do I go all out and just say whatever without holding back in fear of being called annoying, and so do they.. It's refreshing when that happens.

>>34131303
polite reply because same thing happens to me unusually.

I've just accepted that its probably my poor timing.

>>34133990
Something about you makes me hate you anon and I can't put my finger on it.

>>34133990
You think so? Tell me a joke then, anon.

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>>34131303
Nice thread guys it's been a good one, anyway its about time to archive it now. Cya round!!

Last Post Best Post
Oragamo

>>34134138
who is this trouser arouser, anon??

woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
I'm baaaaack!

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I ended two threads earlier today by accident. Why am I like this?

wow I was thinking of myself being in the same situation too a few minutes ago but I decided not to make a thread about it because I knew that someone would reply "i'll give you a reply anon" plus it wasn't really thread-worthy in my eyes

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>tfw you go to post in a thread but it's already been deleted

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>>34134016
dont do this oregano

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>>34131303
iktf anon.

I go to /r9k/ to feel better about myself by reading about other people's misfortunes, not to feel even more lonely and insecure in real life than I already do.

>>34134324
>posting a Pepe to try and fit in.

No, anon, just, no. That meme is dead.

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>>34134378
Shut up you fucking nerd. Pepe will never die.

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>>34134418
Pepe died a long time ago, my man

>>34134324
I figured it out, it's that i'll never pound your insecure boipucci raw and have you beg for more

>>34131303
Happens to me nearly every time I post.

Is there a reason? Am I just THAT uninteresting? I used to think it was a glitch or something, like once I posted in a thread it would stop refreshing for me or something.

>>34134527
exhibit A
I managed to kill a thread about killing threads.

>>34134610
fuck you you piece of shit you ruined it

I'm making a post in this thread. This kills the thread every time. No exceptions.

I want to be your friend because you posted a moomin. :(

>tfw noone acknowledges your trips
fuck you guys

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>>34134206
Apparently its this asmrist. i kinda doubt that though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m63vLpZViKA

>>34134884
I didn't want a bad omen for replying to your evil post numbers, Satan.

>>34134666
Woah nice trips

>>34134884
I was about to post honest

>>34131303
Alright guys, this thread will archive now g'night

>>34133950
I have a friend who is basically (you), he's kinda autistic and always brings logic in, thus killing the fun of it.

>>34134903
the devil is going to come to you in your sleep tonight, anon, because you didn't acknowledge those devilish trips.
>>34134907
thank you, senpai, it's not all the time I get trips.

>>34135006
>>34134666
Pls no kill me, Satan ;_;

>>34132308
Basically this. I've been coming on 4chan for 10 years, but I've never felt the need to call people faggots or act like a tard for replies. People who fish for (you)s are the same as those people who can't bear silent moments.

inb4 thread closed

hahaha I got the last word, fags

sage

>>34135577
I'm still here anon.

Thread will close now.

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>>34135665
not so fast, sonny

>>34135690
My savior. Thank you anon <3

>>34131303
>post a reply expecting the thread to continue
>no more replies after mine
>thread dies

I'm guessing you slowly scroll to page 15
Those threads are most likely going to die anyway

Try and refresh often, rather than visiting page 15 after 30 mins of slow scrolling, and you will be in alive threads

>>34135733
>you will be in alive threads
what did he mean by this?

>>34131303
every time
orignien

>>34135816
if dubs, no one replies to this thread anymore and we let it die

Here, I'll end this. I usually get a lot of (You)s in threads I post in, and then get bullied by one or two people on here for no apparent reason other than they're bullies.

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>>34135854
haha funny thread OP, but i think its time to put this thread to sleep

iwin

>>34134893
I do kind of enjoy this, but then again it also feels really pathetic to be listening to this so I can't just let go and relax

>>34135733
>Try and refresh often
Are there still retards who don't use auto update?
For what purpose?

>>34131303
who /shitpost/ here?
i like it

>>34136485
Just let go of your pride anon... no one is watching
\except God/

I will kill this thread fgts.

Pastrami originaly.

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>>34137943
haha nice try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs

Romanian music always kills threads

> *The thread has been archived, you cannot respond to this post (don't try)*

>>34138128
F you sempai, don't be a retard.

This thing goes down with me.

>>34138337
Don't worry, you go on ahead, I'll stay here and watch the thread.

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>>34138337
BACK DOWN
> BACK DOWN
BACK DOWN
> BACK DOWN
BACK DOWN

>>34138376
>>34138391
I will wait 40 minutes or so until you roberts lost interest.

>Smugfrog.jpg

>>34138492
Nope, i'm not sleeping until this thread gets archived

> BACK DOWN (seriously give up, its not funny its just autistic)

>>34131303
buddy become a thread assassinator bet peeps would pay good for killing threads they don't like

>>34138543
haha yup! good idea

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I am the last replier. This thread will go extinct now and I will off myself.

>>34138666
>>34134666

THE THREAD IS CURSED
THE THREAD WILL NEVER END
REPENT
SATAN IS HERE

> will kill it.
> oregenalle.

This (>>34138666) thread (>>34134666)

> we hitting the bump limit now

>tfw can't avatarfag because not a weeb

> I will not stop posting after you, don't bother, this thread is mine

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i KILED THED TRHED

>>34133950
Holy shit! I know this feeling! It fucking sucks, believe me.

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Deenze pepe will end thread it was nice knowing you all

> *archived*

Killerino posterino

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>enter thread
>reply to everything I find interesting on the way down
>get to the bottom
>all my posts lined up

>posted an obscure feel
>no replies
>its now on page 9

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>>34131303
Say good bye mr thread.
The OG thread killer has arrived.

>>34140777
> cheking your lucky trips.
> still not the choosen one.

>>34140827
This thread litterarly wont die, look at the double stanic trips,>>34138666 >>34134666, it's cursed. It will keep going until we reach max replies and it 404s. However, I shall be the last poster to post before it 404s.

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>>34140777
>>34138666
>>34134666

>>34140896 Anon I can't be the only one seeing this

CURRENT TRIPS:
>>34131333
>>34134666
>>34138666
>>34140777

Anyone else going to add to the collection or is the thread finally going to get archived... no? Good.

>>34141015
>tfw trips collector
Your digits are mind

>>34140827
All you had to do was to ask me to tongue your anus, anon. No need to threaten to kill the thread.

>>34141015
Hello, I'm here to add one more trip.

>>34141221
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, SO FUCKING CLOSE.

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> Final post <

>>34141221
close anon

also OP this happens to me a lot don't worry. There are days I get a lot of (you)'s and keep the tgread alive and dats where i kill a tgread that was very lively on page 1

I am the final post, few thank goodness its over.

>>34141355
You did it, anon! You killed the thread!

>checked

>>34141431
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
January

When will this thread die? amirite?

Just me then? Goodnight...

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>>34131303
>someone says something aggressively retarded
>write up a fucking novel explaining how stupid they are
>thread gets archived right as you're about to finally post it

>>34141644
this, I've given up on wroting blogs anyway as usually shit you said happens or it actually kills the thread. My blogs are usuall very autistic but in a sense nobody just fucking cares

I AM THE ULTIMATE LAST POSTER, ALL OTHER POSTERS ARE FUCKING RETARDS CUNTS PRICK PIECES OF SJIT KILL YOURSELF KILL YOUSERLSEFKILL UOUSE KILL YOURSELF KILL YOUSELF

>>34131412
>i wonder if they feel bad after that
Some probably killed themselves over it, but you wouldn't care, cause you're a piece of trash, but that's fine anon.

>>34141731
haha

ha
haaha

>>34131573
>I stopped doing this because I figured it was a waste of my time because it doesn't really solve anything even if the person is dumb
Most of the time insulting someone will lead to nowhere, it will only make you seem like the moron.
>they won't learn from it and they'll just regress if they're especially thin skinned
Which is purely your fault, how long did it take you to figure that out? I don't think you have the right to call anyone an idiot.
>I'm very superstitious and fear negative outcome from my bad deeds
Yeah, you definitely don't have the right.

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>>34141731
haha stay mad, last poster... i'm going to enjoy this...

I am the last poster

>>34141847
yes you are, great work anon!!

>>34142282
i wont stand for this, i AM the final post. thankyou

>>34142314
You may have thought you were the last post, but in reality it was ME! Other anon!

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>>34142357
Haha anon this is very autistic, be the better man and let me have my way. Go on

>>34141644
>Anon tries to be the last one.
> he only dubed (checked).
> Trips anon doesn't checks.
> i'm the real killer.

Pueblo originario.

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>>34142392
Whoops, watch out pal you almost posted infront of me there, haha! It's ok, i forgive you. I could see you typed that post before I had finished posting my previous comment. It's fine! I'll just let this post end it all. I think the more autistic your posts sounds the more likley it is to kill a thread, so i'll try that if someone posts again, i'm sure that'll scare them off.

>>34142357
Nice Jojo reference retard.

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>>34142473
just let me win please i'm a little ocd and if i didn't win this i could have a serious nervous breakdown or even a seizure.

>>34142387
Alright fine. I'll give you last post.

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>>34142501
>>34142502

stop it! stop
orignal

You're quite simply a retard if you don't realize OP specifically made this thread so at least three of you stupid faggots keep bumping his shit thread to be the "thread killer" he was talking about

>>34142444
Trips checked!!
>>34140938
Trips sempai are you still here?

CURRENT TRIPS:
>>34131333
>>34142444
>>34134666
>>34134666
>>34140777

Thank you >>34142537 anon, It's me i just wasn't using trip code before. Well now that puts a nice lid on the thread, we can all leave now and the thread can be archived. Whew nice one guys.

>>34142526
Bro, I'm giving you last post. Just take it.

>>34142649
*takes last post*
*giggles*

Come on is this RP not retarded enough to kill the thread?

>>34142670
i guess not

d
ddd
d

>>34142670
I think you may have done it, anon. Good job!

>>34142610
No sempai. I think we are dealing with trips that we quite can't understand.

>>34142860
>>34142862
Ah damn, I felt like the archive was coming just then. Anyhow guys this is becoming tiresome lets call it quits. Fun thread though!

>>34142963
Shit nigger, i just want to win.
> OP makes thread about thread killing.
> thread more alive than ever.

>>34143309
Fine, I'm done fucking with you. Take the last post.

>>34143712
Thanks familia, it means a lot.
Tearyfrog.exe*

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>>34143797
Psych! That's the wrong post!

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post more moomins robots

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>>34143975
Not this time old pal.

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>>34144202
Let's end this

>>34144279
You dont have to be this original.
Gezzzz.

>>34144662
Alright, anon. What's it gonna take for you to leave this thread and let me be the final poster?

Looks like I won. Checkmate fags. I was the threadkiller all along.

This shit is geting old.
Jajajajajaja

>>34131303
>>interesting thread that seems to be getting lots of replies
>>post a reply expecting the thread to continue
>>no more replies after mine
>>thread dies
>
>I can't even fit in with the outcasts. Why even live?
>
>Hell, I bet no one will reply to this thread

Night

Anyone who posts in this thread after me is a big rooty tooty faggot and sucks big willy. I'm the Threadkiller. Get over it. Fucking leave.

This ends now fgts.
Nothen personel.

>>34145758
I'll have you know I only suck small willy.

I though this only happened to me holy shit
>inb4 bread dies

>>34145758
guess what

oregano

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>>34146097
>>34146150
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'11111m ThE THREADKILLER FAGGOTS STOP POSTING!!11!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that I have established myself as the threadkiller, it's time to end this fucking thread once and for all.

>>34146889
Sorry m8 I'll be ending this one.

>>34147044
Not this time dubber.

>>34131303
Well 4chan is a bitch sometimes

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>>34147044
Are you sure you want to walk down this road, anon. You have no idea of the amount of shitposting I can do.

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>>34144162
I agree my man, more miomins otw

>>34147176
S'okay everyone, I'll bear the threadkiller burden.

>>34147391
That's okay bro, I'll do the dirty deed.

>>34147435
Seth Macfarlane is

>>34147480
>tfw you're ACTUALLY the thread killer. Feels bad man.

I will end this, neet-dom has turned me into the fourth rider.

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Literal embodiment of /r9k/

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>tfw I'll take one for the team, fellow robots. No need for any of you to suffer. I'm used to being the thread killer.

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>>34147544
I always thought Toft is the /r9k/ incarnate

>>34147668
I'll spare you the disappointment. I know how much you hate being the threadkiller

>>34147726
They're pretty similar, but toft's maybe a bit too much of an inquisitive and creative mind and a tad bit less fearful compared to toffle to represent robots.

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO BE THE THREADKILLER YOU ASSHOLES.

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>>34147872
I never heard of Toffle before, he's only from the Who'll comfort Toffle book?
>tfw you know you'll never become Sunfkin

Alright, the one true threadkiller's here. Good night folks. It was fun and all, but it's time to go home now.

>>34147996
I agree, anon. Well played

>>34147972
But being Snufkin's easy, he's basically your regular vagabond. Just get rid of everything but your /out/-gear and set off.

>>34148114
Thank you so very, very much for your support, anon.

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>>34148161
But he is so smug sometimes and is very confident in what he does and doesn't mind being alone for a long time abandoning his friends and stuff.
I want to be like him and am actually pretty /out/ irl but I won't be able to actually leave my life here

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>>34148226
I only watched the t.v show as a kid.
Now that i think about it Snufkin was pretty robot tier. A Gondola perhaps?

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>mfw just killed a different thread right fucking now but still can't do it here

I think that it's a gift. I use my power to kill femanon threads desu.

>>34148732
Power failed, haha

>>34148775
Untrue, as long as I keep replying it'll die

Everyone below this comment are trolled

>>34148853
You mean as long as I, The Threadkiller, keeps replying it'll die.

>>34148919
I'll fight you for that title

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I didn't think this thread would actually get this big.

>>34148939
You'll fight in vain, peon.

>>34149022
I beg to differ. What makes you so sure you can beat me?

>>34148486
https://youtu.be/HjGwYKor5vU?t=14m35s

Snufkin is Gondola for sure, and INxP

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>tfw I will be the official thread killer and will honorably become tripfag

>>34149123
'scuse me faggot you took my idea

>>34149071
You just can't, faggot
>>34149123
What the- REMOVE THAT!!!

>>34149165
It's okay. I'm already the official Threadkiller anyway. No way any of you can compete.

hello dear friends

>>34149150
>Offical Threadkiller
>Official
You don't need to write that if you actually are the thread killer. We'll see who's the faggot here once this ends

>>34149265
Fine, but can I be your #2? Your partner in justice?

>>34149087
From where does come your interest in these characters?
The show is pretty old. Almost 20 years.
> inb4 im 32.

>>34149265
>>34149290
Fuck off, assholes! I'm the real threadkiller. Stop taking my title.

>>34149310
not him but I the show was on when I was little and I even borrowed almost all the Moomin books they had in my library. Love the books even now, it's a comfy show and even comfier books.

>>34149290
sure you can be the official threadkiller that didn't actually kill the Thread

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>it's another write an extremely long greentext story and go to post it only to find the thread archived while you were writing it episode

>>34149425
Now calm down there pal, the thread isn't quite dead yet

>>34149398
Well, looks like another contender for the title of Threadkiller

>>34149425
Stooooooooooooop. I'm the threadkiller. Fuck offffffff.

>>34149460
Well now's your chance to finally do it. These fucking FAKE threadkillers are really persistant.

>>34149475
Forgot to put my name.

>>34149478
Sounds like ypur power is limited if you're having trouble killing this thread. Perhaps I could do it for you?

>>34149425
Yes senpai, the show is top tier comfy. I have not readed the books or comics tho.

Activating ancient technique now

heh, get ready for this one....

**[This thread has been pruned or deleted]**

>>34149583
Lools like it failed

>>34149534
Fuck you, shitstain, I was here first. I've been killing this thread for almost 6 hours.

>>34149602
URUSAI!!!!1!

My sister just got diagnosed with cancer today, let ME kill the fucking thread, assholes.

>>34131303
>>post a reply expecting the thread to continue
>>no more replies after mine
>>thread dies
>I can't even fit in with the outcasts. Why even live?

Sometimes this happens because you just gave the most definitive answer there is, and there's simply nothing more to say.

It's not always a bad thing. Sometimes you just nailed it and everyone may as well go home.

>>34149730
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Tell your sister that I'm killing this thread in her name.

>>34149789
Actually I think the real Threadkiller should kill the thread. That way her wish of killing the thread is properly honored

I'm the real thread killer, watch this

Just killed a thread on page 4 while you guys were distracted in this one heheh

>>34149898
A real Threadkiller works with the catalog.

>>34149898
I don't give a shit about that thread. I killed 3 threads yesterday. Now I'm gonna kill this one.

>>34149923
Only three? My friend, yesterday I killed ten.

>>34131303
>>34149958

we want all thread killers comfy in our COZY COMFY THREAD

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Keep replying to this thread and your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>34150026
Ha, my mother is already dead. Nice try.

>>34150026
I've been killing threads for years. Do you think that I wouldn't have several immunities stacked up by now?

>>34150026
My mother has a night shift at the hospital and won't be sleeping tonight. Nice try tho very original

>>34150120
Tell your mother that she's doing good work.

>>34150260
oh that's nice, I will.
She is helps at birthgiving and takes cares of the babies

>>34150293
That's nice. I assume it's hard working at a hospital, and I appreciate that people are willing to dedicate themselves to help others.

>>34150382
Yeah, I'm proud of her too, she's doing it for almost 20 years now. Shame I turned out to be a lazy piece of shit

>>34150047
I'm sorry
>>34150120
Oh very good, I hope she is invigorated by her work. It would be a shame if... she were to... doze off in her break
>>34150071
The only thing you're immune to is taking lots of dick at once

>>34150500
We'll all get there one day, anon. If we can put this much autistic effort into ending a thread, we can probably do anything we set out to do.

>>34131303
Don't worry, Mumin. We've all been there. It gets weirder.

If you reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight

origami iii

>>34150763
I stil have several immunity charms. Posts like these don't matter

>>34150763
Wtf I just said that

Anyway,
Thread.Stop(); // this stops the thread

>>34150942
That's not how threads work, newguy,

>>34151011

Obviously this >>34150942 poster didn't know the secret word lol the gnarwhal bacons at midnight rawr xD there that should kill this thread

>>34131303
This

>See interesting thread
>Post well thought out reply relating to thread topic
>Thread dies

Why do I even bother?

>>34151043
>Rawr xD

Did you just Rawr xD at me anon? Do you have feelings for me?

>>34151108
Only if you're fe(male)

now I'm the oobie doobie originoodli

>>34151134
Nigga, you Rawr xD'd at me. You don't Rawr xD at someone and not commit. That's a bad practice. Don't Rawr xD at me unless you are a cute grill.

>>34134893
Wow, this picture fucked with me for some reason. How our paths divulge as human beings. It's insane how different of a life that girl must live from me. I'd imagine we have virtually nothing in common. I'm sure I have almost nothing in common with any girl. No wonder I've been alone for 20 years. Just look at her. Constantly surrounded by positive imagery. Constantly surrounded by objects that signify the encouragement and love that others devote to her. Look at those flowers and the decor of her room. Look at that phone. Just look at her. It's clear that she's appreciated and positively influenced by everyone around her, at all times. Meanwhile what do I have? Marijuana. A dimly lit room. An Xbox. A single mom and a brother. R9k. My life is a waste. I don't deserve anything. I should kill myself.

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>>34135100
>I've been coming on 4chan for 10 years
>but I've never felt the need to call people faggots or act like a tard for replies

AHAHAHAHAH choose one newfaggot

>>34151337
Anon, you need a girlfriend. One that will Rawr xD to you and only you.

>>34151389
So, you think you can be the one to vanquish the thread? Nay, I lay claim to its life as my own.

>>34151684
And who are YOU to do so? Mr...Anonymous. Who are you to claim my birthright? To walk into this thread and demand what is rightfully mine?

I feel bad when i read an interesting post but have nothing to say because i know they feel like they wasted their time

>>34134138
Does anybody else think her chest looks strange?

>Hell, I bet no one will reply to this thread
>200+ replies
How?

>>34152023
It's because she has that one condition where the breasts are really far apart for some reason. I can't remember what it's called, but there are corrective surgeries for it

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>>34131303
Always happens to me, been in the site for 2 years and cannot bring myself to shitpost or treat someone bad, all it does is make my insecurities worse

>>34152314
Stay pure, sweet, sweet anon.

>>34152370
He's not pure, he isn't living life.

>>34152370
I return! The thread shall be mine. Do not reply any further!

HOLY NIGGERS THIS THREAD ENDS BY MY HAND

>>34152527
That's not a nice word anon. You were raised better than that
>>34152489
That anon is a sweet boy and you know it, False One
>>34152498
Another False One?

>>34152370
Thanks good anon
>>34152489
Sadly true, hope you are

>>34152586
>sweet boy
Perhaps, but even sweet boys have a touch of darkness.

>>34152652
I believe in the purity of that anon.

>>34152798
Not even the anon that said it believes he's pure.

>>34152887
I believe in this anon, for him. Even if he is not 100% pure, there is room for redemption.

>>34152952
Redemption comes through a lot of hard work. Is said anon willing to work hard to redeem his good name?
I find that most people aren't.

>>34152976
I believe he has what it takes

>>34153006
Why don't we ask him?

>>34152314
Anon, are you willing to train yourself to remove any and all darkness from your soul?

>>34153174
Let's. I'm sure the reply will be just as I expect.

>>34153347
If he's still in the thread. It might just be us now, friend.

>>34153381
It just might. Not many have the dedication that we have.

>>34153417
That is true. It is with a heavy heart that I say only one of us can kill this thread and be the true Threadkiller.
And I'm afraid it has to be me.

>>34153497
I have a reputation to uphold, deluder. I'm afraid it has to be me.

Fuck threads

>>34153552
You must not have heard the tales.

>>34153555
Nice trips, anon.

>>34153555
Nice. This thread has created an amazing amount of trips. How fitting for the battleground of two newly birthed Tripfags warring for their right to be threadkillers. Almost poetic in a way.

>>34153713
I suppose, though this is less of a battle and more of a waiting game.

>>34153807
Indeed. I'm determined to win, though. And in my autistic mind, this is a dramatic battle between two warriors who don't know when to fucking drop a joke.

>>34153962
I feel the same, however my autistic competitive nature compels me to win.

>>34153988
Forgot my name again rip me

>>34153988
You doubt the raw power of my autism?

>>34131303
I'm the kind of dumbass that gives legitimate replies, tries to think them out, and generally contribute to the thread.
You can imagine I have killed many threads this way, and rarely get a (You). I rarely shitpost, because I genuinely am trying to have a conversation.

>>34154063
You're also a pure anon. Like >>34152314
How would you two like to be my disciples?

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You guys just dont get it. Im going to kill this thread now. Dont reply or else.

>>34154123
Victoria. YOU don't get it. Dioposting doesn't scare me. I'm a threadkiller. This is my destiny.

I got trips you faggots, I've won the right to close this thread. And in the name of vanquishing tripfags, I want to do it without a name. Fuck threads!

>>34154165
Silence, child.

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>>34154155
Don't get cocky because of some lowly dubs, boy. You will never override my satanic trips>>34138666

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>>34131303
>Thread killer

Amateur night is over anon. NiggerNiggerdickShitFuckNigger also check these dubs.

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Guys, i can tell the future! I predict that there will be a post after this one

>>34154085
Eh wouldn't say I'm pure, I may rarely shitpost, but I still shitpost here and there for a laugh. Though I do usually try to be nice, idk why, just do. You anons are my fucked up friends, so yeah it's sometimes fun to give you all shit, but I do care for you assholes, especially for anons on my homeboard.

>>34154239
Boy were you right!

>>34154210
You have no power, here, Victoria
>>34154217
Valiant attempt
>>34154239
What? A fucking soothsayer?
>>34154261
That's just enough purity to become my disciple.

>>34131303
You have to be more inflammatory. Post something that will trigger people here and then keep stirring the pot. You have to make sure you aren't obviously baiting though

Better yet specifically reply to someone with an attack against them (that also includes and general thread viewer) and watch the replies flood in.

This kill thread.

>>34154421
That's a good technique.

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>>34149825
be careful what you wish for

i can't read this long thread

basically - are threadkillers op because they are the mostp owerfulest? or because they're so autistic people just stare blankly at their screen and pretend they didn't see and hope the poster realizes? well i believe the former, too.

if you want to summon the thread angel
clap your hands and jump 3 times at the same time and turn around spin while doing it like a ballerina!

not anyone can summon a goddess

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>>34154330
Y-you're wrong. I have all the power. No one can stand against my trips! N-no one!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf00mEe9EOs

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we can fly!!!!!!

always remember~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAU8KPrWNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3uZDsnwdYg

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>>34154564
>>34154500
STOP originally POSTING REEEEE

>>34154482
I'm not a goddess, but fuck it, I'm here.
>>34154486
No...Power. I was Dioposting long before you. >>34142357

>>34154155
>>34154123
>>34154165
>>34154206
>>34154217
>>34154330
>>34154459
>>34154605


My friends, you may have the power to kill a thread but there can only be ONE true Threadkiller, and I am him. Now silence, all of you.

>>34154652
So you're back for more, eh. I thought you had gone and forgotten about this thread.

>>34154607
well i am and i'm only here to tell you it takes more

i also use spare minutes as an oracle of some sort

you must know that to properly summon the one you seek, a different seance must be demonstrated. it involves cinnamon sticks and enchantment scrolls and lit candles, soft feathers

>among many other things


goodbye

as your prophetess, i wish you sweet dreams

~ prophecy ~

>open like 6 threads from a boards catalog
>reply to 4, some are long thoughtful answers and some are snappy jokes
>leave tabs open on auto waiting for a single (You) for a whole day or more
>"This thread is archived"
FUCK

>>34154713
I never forget, I was just biding my time. I see my plan has failed, however.

No matter, soon it will be me who ends this thread once and for all.

>>34154717
Prophetess. Please Rawr xD to me. Give me the power I need to end this thread.

>>34151370
I think he meant "call people faggots or act like a tard for replies," not "call people faggots, or act like a tard for replies." In other words he's called people faggots (or even acted like a tard) but not for replies.

Fuck this thread and everyone in it!

>>34154794
You'll need more than a Rawr xD to beat me, fake Threadkiller.

>>34154836
You fool. All this time...I'VE BEEN ENDING SEVERAL THREADS. Just imagine. All those threads fueling me. Giving me the power I need to end this thread. At this point the Rawr xD is just a formality.

It's my thread to end, nobody else's

>tfw i'm an actual threadslaughterer and after this the thread will definitely die fairly fast

That's what you think cunt

>>34154894
Listen here pal, the 400+ threads I've ended in my time and my brother's 1000+ are more than enough to end this thread.

>>34154923
>>34154935
>>34154946
There is no power in these claims.

>>34154989
That's one thing we can agree on

>>34154989
There's no power in your tripcode either you animal. This thread belongs to me. Take your lies elsewhere

>>34155026
Oh, would you look at that. Another thread just ended because of me. Do you doubt my power?

/thread happens now

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All further posts in this thread MUST give me a (You) or else their attempt to kill the thread does NOT COUNT

>>34155092
Nope
>>34155126
Clever technique, anon. It just might work.

>>34155081
suck my 3 inch cock

>>34155126
This thread is a dead thread because I'm chopping off its thread head

>>34155126
No one has that power, but the thought of failing what I was sent here to do... it terrifies me. I will not take that chance.

Fuck nigga ass shit nigga if you reply to this post I'll kill myself

u guwys cant be swious riwght nuw. pWease end da tweAd

It's me killing it

>>34155277
Anon, dpn't do it. Think of the threads you can kill.

>>34155285
What king of autismverse did you come from?

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>>34131303
This "Jynx" meme is literally a thread killer. Observe.

>>34131303
Whenever I comment on an old thread it comes back from the dead

when i comment on a new one, it explodes.

im am a fertelizer.

>>34155243
No
>>34155258
You were destined to fail from the start
>>34155277
I seriously hope you don't do that
>>34155285
Shhhh. Babby thread killer. You'll end a thread one day
>>34155312
I'm sorry.

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>>34155398
HOW COULD YOU COMMENT ON THAT RESPONSE

>>34155398
I hope you know that you need to train to become a Threadkiller. It doesn't just happen overnight.

>>34155436
Don't do it, anon. I love you Rawr xD
>>34155458
Even as we speak, threads are dying because of me. And you tell me I need to train

>this much attention whoring

You failed normies deserve cancer, not to die, not to be cured, but to every month you shit a bone

>>34155519
I am. Getting too cocky can result in threads coming back.

>>34155342
I Wuzz Cwom fWom da spiojsjj gawaxY

Noting u SWay mattuhs becsuuze i weel keels diughs twead

>>34155553
You were so close to some fantastic numbers. So close, anon.
>>34155549
>but to every month you shit a bone
What?

>>34155585
Looks like you've failed as the thread is still alive.

>>34155621
Whatever happebed to the fourth Threadkiller?

>>34155649
REEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH

>>34155649
I'm not sure, but that guy was pretty legit.
>>34155585
This lil guy's pretty decent though. It's good to see new threadkiller's growing up and strutting their stuff.

>>34155680
He has potential, I'll say that much.


#1 was weak because he left the thread, that's not what our kind does.

>>34155746
Yeah. Sadly. Not many have what it takes.

>>34155795
However we do. If we all have the same goal, why are we fighting?

>>34155746
awweee tannkks fo duhn reaspects guwys i reawwy apwediate et

I wull stiuww wiennn an fInnIsh dis tweAd

>>34155826
Because we must consume. However, we can't both win. So we must compete.

>>34155837
No, my child. You have to earn it.

>>34155837
Do you have what it takes to finish it, young one?

>>34155934
>>34155852

i HaBe whuut iut Taks AN jUss wiKe u guwyss uh weeL tuWhy mah beUst

>>34155934
If he does he must prove it. He is facing the best, after all.

>>34155988
Why thank you, deluder.

>>34156002
I'm afraid my time is up, as I grow weary. I ask that you try your best to win, and I hope you can make people far Threadkiller once more. Perhaps we will meet again in another life.

>>34156076
Perhaps. Sleep well, Threadkiller.

Now this thread will finally know rest. It was a long fight, but now this thread shall know peace. Go softly. Silently. Fulfill your final voyage.