Shit normals say that pisses you off

>>34129438
But we are, if you're antisocial your in a way defective

>>34129438
But anon, this board's existence is a testament to that fact.

>>34129438
We depend on each other for resources.

>>34129476
This. Just own up to it anon. We're mutants.

>>34129490
This makes a lot of sense to me.

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>>34129438
>Sucking cock is gay

>>34129438
what do you call posting on an image board with other people, then?

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>>34129666
>jerking off to traps is gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

When will normies learn it's okay?

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>>34129803
Had this exact conversation with people before.

>>34129438
Humans are social animals though. Why do you think we've never been happy in our entire lives?

>ugh Muh life is so hard

>>34129438
you mans yeah maybe. but youd be fine alone without a media to manipulate you. but then again the media comes packaged with all the rest of the worlds cultural and technological advances so appreciate them in tandem. if not for the obvious than simply because people who arent fucked in the head usually have the best of intentions.

liking futanari is gay

>>34129438
>"durrr human aren't social animals"
>posts on the discussion board he keeps coming back to because he has no other human relationships

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>>34129438
>it get's better

seriously if I hear another normie say this while they're completely oblivious to the horrors taking place around them I will an hero, /r9k/ fuck I'm sick of normies.

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>>34130028
>Depressed? Just tell that depression to go away and try not to think about it.
>If you want to be loved be lovable.
>Yeah i've been depressed lately too. This is how much worse off I am than you. Blah blah blah blah normie problems blah blah blah.

>>34130092
>tell that depression to go away and not think about it

>mfw it's genetic and won't ever go away until I an hero.

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>>34129438
now aint that an oxymoron

>>34130115
>realize my depression was actually an extreme form of narcissism

>tell myself every day that I'm not that important and the only thing that matters is making my forebares happy

>even with no gf I'm pretty happy minus the occasional drunken breakdown

It does get better and you're just a self centered faggot

I don't mind them anymore, it's been long since that, what pisses me off are the stupid ones in this place, who can't tell the diference between being depressed and just being sad, don't even bother mentioning being melancholic.

The gay ones bother me too, specially those that look after trannies just because of their excesive use of the internet and lack of interaction with the female gender.

>humans are animals at the core

>>34130028
it doesnt get better you just get better at tolerating the shit

>>34131151
Fuck off normie trash. Go die in a wood chipper.

>>34131249
but that's a fact anon

>>34129438
>YOU A LIE, YOU A LIE

What did they mean by this?

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>>34129803

Both of those retards are wrong.

If you think a """girl""" having a penis is sexy, then you're not straight because you're turned on by a dick, but you're not gay because it still looks like a girl. you're bisexual.

It's pretty simple to be honest family

>You spent Christmas alone? OMG that's so sad

Why? It was pretty comfy just playing vidya an watching TV

>>34130092
This. Just because their are people starving in Africa it doesn't make me less lonely

>>34130028
This is why i'm not sad and kinda jealous actually about that 12yo girl who filmed her live suicide, she will never know how harsh reality really is

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>it's all about the attitude anon, stop being such a downer and life will get better

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I made this greentext so it feels like you are listening to a college normie male you are just meeting for the first time. Each one of these is supposed to trigger you.

>how are you? (not genuinely caring, just want to carry a superficial conversation)
>Me too, I'm soooo sleep deprived and depressed, haha!
>I'm really into icebreakers. They really help people get out of their comfort zones.
>What kind of music do you like?
>So like, metallica?
>I love music.
>I ALSO love memes! RIP Harambe!
>Netflix and chill!
>Friends is my favorite TV show of all time.
>So what did you do during break?
>I slept so much during break too! Haha, we're such losers.
>So like, what are you studying/striving to become?
>Yeah, I guess I'm unsure about life too. But I know that I want to become a pediatric neurosurgeon. I loooove kids.
>I want to be a doctor because I loooove helping people.
>Okay yeah I guess you're right. I probably do have it all thought out. It's just with everything else in life I'm so unsure!
>What do I mean by "everything else"? I dunno, haha!
>Do you have a girlfriend?
>Do you like anyone?
>Who in this room do you think is cute?
>Her? She's a 2/10 at best.
>But yeah, I guess I'd fuck her. Maybe with a bag on her head, lol!
>Stacy is so hot.
>I would fuck her sooo hard.
>Anyways, I'm in this [insert normie performance group] group. You should TOTALLY come to our show tonight!
>Tickets are only $25 dollars.
>Bring your friends!

>look at him, he spent the new year's eve at home, what a loser lol
>come on anon, you should talk more! don't be shy!
>you don't watch game of thrones? do you even have a life?
>memes are awesome, le epic harambe harrison dat boi LULZ
>omg refugees are so opressed, i don't think they want to rape anyone let the in

Some of the shit I hear a lot around.

>>34135449
I refuse to believe people like this exist

>>34136548
unfortunately they do
they are your generic normie
unless it's mainstream they don't like anything

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>>34135449
Don't get me wrong mate.
But I like to break a spear for the evemy there.

I Sometime feel that Normies are in some ways are sorry for us.
Some of the stuff you've listed can be seen as a "normos doing normie thing" But try to think about it.

>>I slept so much during break too! Haha, we're such losers.
>>Yeah, I guess I'm unsure about life too.

They do this alot, I have to admit this is pretty on point.
But they probably do that to make us feel at ease. In a way, to help us.
They have no other means of doing it beside talking about themself, because that's how they have always done, or they just don't know how to actually do it.

>>34129438
I guess you don't need any response to your thread then?

>>34129438
>depression is real
yeah and so are my dreams about being a superhero

>>34136722
Normies are in some ways sorry for us

no they aren't, most normies this day will despise anyone that is lower than them because of the shitty standards set by today's mainstream media. Just think about it:
>if you don't use instagram/snapchat besides facebook you are a fucking creep with no life
>if you post on 4chan you are automatically considered a sociopath/schoolshooter, even if you are normie
>much harder to get a gf/wife for average male thanks to third wave feminism and sexual liberation (also the reason why modern marriage is a meme)
>if you are not progressive you are either racist or a fucking nearthendal

>>34129438

>Saying "LITERALLY" a thousand fucking times as if it makes their boring, vapid story anymore interesting
>LET'S TAKE A SELFIE
>I'm such a Nerd, Spock is my favourite Star Wars character

>>34132966

The irony about that is they probably ignored their relatives while they spent all of their time on their phones browsing clickfeed articles while not socializing with their parents.

>>34136849
>on their phones
the true irony is that you're talking about people just like you (losers) who were forced to spend time with family. there's no difference if you wasted your life away in a video game or on buzzfeed/instagram.

>>34136753

Does anyone else hate how normies confuse Depression with Apathy and pretty much like to use it as a fashion accessory? Even if they did have some slight depression it wasn't real depression to begin with

>>34136917
i hate how normies use their idea of "real" depression to excuse themselves out of anything and also act like they understand some deep facet of human emotion without recognizing that they have literally nothing to compare to.

>>34136849

>I'm such a Nerd, Spock is my favourite Star Wars character

Realistically though, I don't think I've ever heard anyone use the "I'm such a nerd" phrase whenever quoting video games or movies.

It's usually when they talk about their normie hobbies like having a collection of Big Bang Theory DVDs .

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>You gotta love yourself before you love anyone else

>>34135449
great list lad

>>34129438
>i spend 16 hours a day on 4chan
fuckin normalfags

>>34132348
>You're not either, but you are both
Stop lumping the trapfags in with us, please and thank you

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>>34129438
And ofcourse the classic
>Just be yourself :DDDD

>>34132177
>facts exist

fucking normie scum

>anon why are you so quiet
>gee anon sure do talks a lot haha (sarcastically)

Jesus christ I dont talk because I dont wanna you shoving in my face how awesome your weekend was when I all did was play vidya

>>34129438
>i could care less
why are normals so fucking dumb?

>>34129476
People used to not care much at all if you lived a reclusive life because you weren't really hurting anybody. Now normies have turned into a hyperdrive baboon society and criticize introverted people daily.